When Mary Sue met a straight man with cancer

Long Shitian, formerly known as Pang Tiantian, had a strong awareness of straight male cancer when he was seven years old. At that time, he knew that the name Pang Tiantian was far from worthy of his cool and explosive temperament. First of all, this The surname, Pang, how could a dragon be covered by a wide prefix, so he changed his surname on his own initiative, and then the name Tiantian, he looked down on even more, Aotian, Yutian, Batian, etc. Feeling too vulgar and vulgar, he finally decided to use the word "it's heaven".

It's the sky, he is the sky, looking down at all things, proud of the crowd, walking with sandstorms, turning around and smiling, this kind of indescribable self-confidence cannot be bestowed by any big gold chain or small watch.

When he was just in elementary school, he already showed that extraordinary aristocratic temperament. First of all, he refused to share the same table with any girl. He already understood in his heart that women are very troublesome creatures. I don't deserve to sit with myself at all. Secondly, when any female teacher is giving a lecture, he will respond with a contemptuous smile and a cold snort. Women, just rely on you to give me a lecture. At that time, in Long Shitian Xiaoxiao A deep seed of straight male cancer has been planted in his heart.

However, Long Shitian was not completely able to stick to his own path, and occasionally wavered. It was when he was just promoted to junior high school, and their head teacher had just passed 50 years old. , the most terrifying thing is that she can drag you all the way to the office by the ear, and then give you hours of patriotic education.

At the beginning, Long Shitian insisted on the usual policy of rolling his eyes and sneering towards her. He never thought that the corners of his mouth just bent at 45 degrees, and then the female head teacher pinched it with two strong fingers, forcing the corner of his mouth The smile was wiped away, and before he could figure out a counterattack strategy, the storm had already struck.

"What are you laughing at, you big-mouthed monkey, who are you making fun of every day, and don't roll your eyes in class, those who don't know will think you have a white-eyed disease, every day, you don't know that you are a human being, you just show this monkey look, There are also those who are standing, standing, sitting, and sitting, look at you standing like a stroke, sitting like a paralyzed person, you look like this, can you blame the teacher for calling you, um, talk about it yourself." The female teacher in charge interjected Said while leaning down and spitting.

"I..." Long Shitian just wanted to refute, but he never wanted to be interrupted by this man's wave of his hand. She drank two sips of water and continued to speak impassionedly: "I know you know that you are wrong, but I don't know if you know Know where you are wrong, if you only know that you are wrong, you don’t know why you are wrong, you know why you are wrong, and you don’t know how to correct this mistake by yourself, then what does it matter if you say you don’t know? do you know?"

"I," Long Shitian's brain went blank, and before he could react, the next round of brainwashing education began again.

From then on, even if Long Shitian thought he was Tian, ​​he still felt that menopause existed outside of Tian.After hiding his edge in junior high school, he finally arrived at high school, and what is even more exciting is that the head teacher of the high school is a male teacher, which made Long Shitian's chest straighten up a bit, as if he could bear it all at this moment after three years in junior high school. Released, but fate is so tricky, in the first class, the familiar melody echoed in his ears again.

"Hi everyone, I'm your head teacher, Teacher Xiao Gao. You can just call me Teacher Gao. As for me, the teacher, I don't have any other requirements for you. Study hard, make progress every day, don't go to class to get what you want, don't leave class If you dare to make some for me, I will let you start to lose some. High school is a very critical period in life. If you catch it well, you will be like a carp. If you can't catch it well, the carp will be stewed into soup. The key is that if you come another year, you will become a pot of old soup, so let's say, your three years..."

Since then, Long Shitian's straight male cancer is not only aimed at women, he is now even a little hostile to men. Because the junior high school teacher controls him too strictly, Long Shitian's grades in junior high school are actually good, so he went to this school. After high school, the surrounding classmates were still a group of obedient students who love to study and don't care about other things, making him seem like a veteran who has gone through the battlefield, but was suddenly sent to the back kitchen to cook, with nowhere to use his abilities.

But it is impossible to be completely obedient. In junior high school, even though he was devastated, he still tried his best to skip classes and make trouble.

After arriving in high school, after all, everyone is in adolescence, and it is normal to have one or two budding ones, like Long Shitian, who can be regarded as a handsome guy who was not mainstream at the time, and with an unimaginable living cost, naturally there are people who can attract In his freshman year of high school, there was a girl who confessed to him. At that time, Long Shitian scared the girl away with a single sentence.

"From now on, you will carry your schoolbag, do your homework, and wait on me if you have nothing to do."

My sister has never seen such a landlord's young master. After repeatedly hearing his request clearly, she immediately chose to leave this big pit.

Later, another young lady Xueba promised to help him with his homework, which relieved Long Shitian's frown a little, and then made a request that he thought should be her duty, "What about my clothes?" You have to wash it by hand, or brush your sneakers every two days, and it’s best to eat two meat and two vegetarian meals every day, so it’s nutritious.”

Miss Xueba is also confused, I can't wash my clothes or eat, how can I still care about you, but this person's expression seems to be still announcing this matter, all of this is As it should be, the young lady looked at the big pit and decided not to jump.

Long Shitian looked at these girls who flinched before facing difficulties, and wondered for a while, falling in love with them is a kind of charity, why are these people so ungrateful, so in this confusion, the rich and the young Long Shitian went to university so innocently.

Moreover, under the leadership of the class teacher Xiao Gao, Long Shitian also got a good grade in the exam. He had been chasing prodigal sons since elementary school, but he never thought that he would become a bully in the end.

Long Shi looked up to the sky and sighed, and decided to make a good use of it in his university.