When Mary Sue met a straight man with cancer

For example, the dragon has ruled the rivers and lakes for so many years. Although he can't carry his shoulders, lift his feet and run, he still has some real skills in terms of pretending not to be beaten to death for so many years. Graceful, in the course of his spinning top on the edge of the rivers and lakes, there are many soul confidants.

Brother Hao, formerly known as Zhang Xiaohao, is Long Shitian’s junior high school classmate. Later, because of a graduation average of 45 points, he successfully missed all the high schools in S City. On the day when the high school entrance examination results came out, it rained heavily, and Zhang Xiaohao was clutching his report card. , had an epiphany of life in the rain, determined to save the country by industry, and reshape the glory of life with a skill, so he entered a well-known vocational training school in the country, and learned the signature professional excavator.

Later, his operation was too flexible, his concept was too avant-garde, and his thinking was too advanced. He drove an ordinary excavator like a combination of a bumper car and a fighter jet. The side of the head was cold, and when I touched it with my hand, it was empty, and I successfully completed a difficult haircut.

Of course, due to this astonishing pioneering work, the school felt that the size of its temple could not accommodate such a big Buddha and such a talent. "Please" go back.

Zhang Xiaohao who went back opened a small Internet cafe with the help of his father. Relying on his influence in this area of ​​primary and secondary schools, he really recruited a lot of customers and provided a variety of combined services. For homework, he set up advanced game classes and provided nutritious late-night meals, which really allowed him to run the business. Later, this guy opened a billiards court and a small hotel, and gradually became a well-known small boss in the local area. .

As for the relationship between Long Shitian and him, first of all, the two were a match made in heaven in junior high school. Although they met the menopausal head teacher, it did not hinder the orderly progress of their underground work. The friendship born of hard work is particularly strong.

The difference is that the dragon always plays after playing, learns after learning, and can work hard at critical moments. Zhang Xiaohao, play after playing, learn or play, and the chain falls all over the place at critical times.So the road of life begins to split from here.

But the friendship between Long Shitian and Zhang Xiaohao has continued in this way, and he has become the largest shareholder of Zhang Xiaohao's series of industries. When Long Shitian sometimes pretends to be too aggressive and is hated by others, Zhang Xiaohao can always bring his own group of dropouts. To help him regain his position, and at the same time, Long Shitian also racked his brains to make suggestions for Zhang Xiaohao's long-term development.

These two people don't usually stick together and play together very often, once something happens, they immediately hug each other tightly, just like this time about the fight, Long Shitian called Zhang Xiaohao immediately.

"It's a small matter," Zhang Xiaohao said indifferently, "but now it's a society ruled by law, I can just lead people to scare them, and it can be considered as a contribution to building a harmonious campus."

"It's not enough to scare these people in general," Long Shitian analyzed, "After all, I know where our dormitory is, so I can go out and live there, but there are three idiots in there."

"Then what do you think we should do?" Zhang Xiaohao wondered, "We are not a gangster, we have to be reasonable in everything, or should I hire two old men and pretend to fall to blackmail them?"

On the other end of the phone, Long Shitian frowned, and still made sense. This was still the old way of touching porcelain on the street, so he simply explained to him directly, and told Zhang Xiaohao his new way. That was a straight shake of the head.

"You are the underworld, I think you should stop going to school and come out of the rivers and lakes again. At that time, I will bring my younger brother and follow you."

"Go to your side!" Long Shitian hung up the phone. Although he looked determined to win on the surface, he was still a little uneasy in his heart. It was not until Zhang Xiaohao sent him a victory message that night that he really realized Startled again.

In fact, Long Shitian's so-called method is an upgraded version of street blackmail. Zhang Xiaohao is asked to bring the video equipment to lay an ambush in advance, and then send two nimble children to bring special glass bottles, blood bags mixed with tomatoes, and small Soda toothpaste, after the people from their dormitory come, first say a few provocative words, then give a few middle fingers, and finally greet the other party's ancestors, basically when it looks like it is about to erupt, come to such a mouthful of incomparably precise saliva, anyone can bear it Can't live.

In the process of fighting, this requires professional skills and strategic vision. You can neither let these people hit hard, nor let them miss the hit. Seize the opportunity and jump to the ground, with blood on the top of the head and foam at the mouth. When the limbs twitch, you must master the degree of eyelid ectropion and the frequency of the whole body trembling, so as to achieve the performance realm of the unity of man and nature.

Finally, with Zhang Xiaohao's stop, the whole scene came to an end. Their real team slowly poured out from all around. Looking at the four students who had been completely frightened, they clicked their mobile phones, leaving an unforgettable memory. And precious photo.

Next, is Zhang Xiaohao's specialty, seven points of threats and three points of coaxing, under the premise of adhering to the core socialist values, let these people not only realize their mistakes and express that they will never make them again, but also express that they must repent and rehabilitate. In the end, Zhang Xiaohao repeatedly emphasized that this is a legal society, and they are not gangsters. Once they are retaliated against, they will only hand over the evidence in their hands to prove their innocence. After seeing that the desired effect has been achieved, they will bring their gang The little brother went away.

Of course, when they were doing this, the dormitory in 206 was in a precarious atmosphere. Basically, except for Long Shitian who had received the news, the rest of the people did not sleep well at night.

The next day, seeing them all staring at the dark circles under their eyes, the refreshed Young Master Long said in a mysterious way: "Do you know why they dare not come to us?"

All three of them collectively looked at Long Shitian, with obvious doubts in their eyes.

"It all depends on my means of overturning clouds and rain!" Long Shitian said proudly, posing in a chic posture, boasting: "This time I am like Zhuge reincarnated, and I have no plans. Just die."

Of course, he made up this passage by looking through the idiom dictionary early in the morning, in order to achieve the effect of astonishing everyone. Seeing that everyone was a little dazed by his own demeanor, Long Shitian continued to show off: "Do you want to know what my method is? Please beg me sincerely, and I will tell you."

After saying these words, everyone understood that this guy started to peacock again. Because they knew too much about Young Master Long's virtues, they all looked away immediately, what should they do, and just let Long Shitian hang out like air.

"Hey," Long Shitian waved at them, seeing that these three people really ignored him, he couldn't sit still immediately, and said anxiously: "Aren't you really so curious? You don't want to hear how I put Did they get it done?"

There was silence.

"You guys don't have any conscience. I can take great risks to do this. You can't cross the river and tear down the bridge." Young Master Long said anxiously.

There was silence.

At a critical moment, Zhu Xingwang happened to go to pour water, and the moment he stood up, he received a self-evident threatening look from Long Shitian. Following his words, he asked:

"Then how did you do it, I'm so curious."

"Since you all sincerely want to hear it, then I will reluctantly tell you about it!" Long Shitian, who could roll down a slope, said excitedly immediately.

Afterwards, he made gestures and nonsense, adding fuel and vinegar to the original facts, elevating a matter that was originally within the scope of Pengci to the level of military justice, and by the way, infinitely exaggerating the role played by himself behind the scenes, After chattering for more than half an hour, the somewhat parched Young Master Long took a sip of water and summed up the battle in one sentence.

"It's all thanks to me, the local protector, that you people can survive safely under my wings!"

Gu Dong sighed and said, "I'd rather have a fight."

Yu Chi wiped his eyes, and said with emotion: "This method is really beyond the imagination of ordinary people."

Only the silly Zhu Xingwang pointed out the essence in one sentence, he still looked curious, and asked bluntly: "Isn't this just Pengci?"

Long Shitian glared at him, realizing that his realm was too high, and it was really difficult for them ordinary people to perceive their true thoughts.

Hey, it's too cold to be high.