When Mary Sue met a straight man with cancer

One arm is broken, this pain can be tolerated by God, but what can't be tolerated is that it has caused great damage to his image.

How could such a graceful, suave, magnificent, and coquettish man like him allow his arm to be tied with an ugly white bandage and hung on his shoulder? At that time, he said to the doctor: If you want to tie bandages, you have to tie your whole body. I would rather be a mummy than damage my image of a handsome man.

The doctor gave him a look like he was insane, took out the rabies vaccine, and smiled at him sinisterly, successfully nipping a mummy in the bud.

But this didn't hinder Master Long's determination to maintain his own image. At first, he thought about painting a flaming eagle on the bandages, but later he realized that he was Peppa Pig. Block it, but block it anyway, the hand is still hanging in mid-air very abruptly.

Long Shitian thought of three plans. The first one was to hold a red wine glass to show his noble status. After trying it for a long time, he began to tremble like Parkinson, with an attractive blood red on his chest. Even if I hold a history book to show my profound knowledge, after trying it, it is still difficult to hold a book with one hand. I often grab a piece of paper when I grab it, and the whole book falls on my feet. The third is to hold a flower to show elegance, which is feasible after trial.

So, in late autumn when the fallen leaves are scattered and the chill is rising, Long Shitian wears a windbreaker, half a bottle of jelly, wears TOD'S sunglasses, and shines on a gentleman's cane. On the ground, I saw him grinning at the corner of his mouth, and from time to time he lowered his head and smelled the rose in his hand. His pretentious manner had reached a natural level.

In fact, Young Master Long thought he was playing 007, and he had attracted thousands of girls along the way, but the real situation is that when everyone saw such a thing with the same hands and feet dangling in front of their eyes, they almost all felt the same emotion in their hearts :

Is it so difficult for flower sellers these days?

Of course, as long as Long Shitian feels good about himself, he has never realized that he is different from ordinary people, or in other words, he has never cared about the eyes of people around him, but this does not mean that Young Master Long is a dull person. People, once there is a strange flower who is better than him by his side, a siren will automatically sound in his head.

Long Shitian doesn't like the library very much. Firstly, there is no private room for him to enjoy himself quietly, and secondly, there is no transparent single room for him to be arrogant and dominant. However, the library is the place with the most people, so, in order to To let the world see his unique scenery, Young Master Long had to force himself to visit it every day.However, during this careless wandering, there was a person who caught Young Master Long's attention.

A boy moved a chair and sat by the window. Of course, this is normal. The amazing thing is still behind. The boy put a pink cushion on his chair, and then put another cushion on the back of the chair. , and then took out a delicate mouse pad and put a glass of milk on it.

Finally, I took out a bag of Oreos, removed the sandwich in the middle, and dipped the biscuits in milk to eat.

This made Long Shitian unbearable. At that time, his eyes were red when he looked at that boy. This man was too pretending. Young Master Long immediately asked himself, he must not allow such a person who thinks he is high-class to exist in him Within a radius of ten miles, he then counterattacked.

Young Master Long got out a high chair out of nowhere, brought a mini coffee machine, poured coffee beans wrapped in a silk handkerchief into it, ground the coffee elegantly, and then took out sugar cubes, milk , chocolate, put them into the coffee one by one with orchid fingers, take a sip and look at the boy, take another sip and look at the boy again.

That boy is also a man of heart. When he saw that someone dared to compete with him, he took out a warm baby and put it in his arms. After calming down for a while, he took out a big baby Red yarn.

He even opened his sweater!

Every stitch and thread felt like cold wind and rain, hitting Long Shitian's heart in bursts. The key was not the sweater itself, but the twisting posture of the boy's whole body, which faintly snatched it away. His limelight has become the most dazzling existence in the entire hall.

Can't bear it, absolutely can't bear it, Long Shitian was full of energy and wanted to fight back, to fight the enemy, but he didn't expect the library janitor to stab them horizontally, throwing these two people and their various strange props out and was blacklisted by the library.

From then on, for a long time, the library only left their legends. The first sentence of the legend is: There used to be two idiots here, one grinding coffee and the other making sweaters...

After Long Shitian was kicked out, the fire in his heart almost burned the entire desert. Unfortunately, the uncle is a retired special soldier, and his arrogance was like pouring rain, completely extinguishing the fire of Young Master Long invisibly.

The disheartened Long Shitian lingered at the door of the library, waiting for an opportunity to fight back. He heard a familiar voice by chance. He followed the sound and saw a faintly A familiar smell.

"Stupid!" Long Shitian rushed in and said angrily, "I said why I can't find you every day! It turned out that I ran here early in the morning to hide. I haven't recovered my hands yet, and you actually want to hide from me." !"

Zhu Xingwang, who was reciting English, was startled by Long Shitian falling from the sky, and immediately fell off the horse. Looking at Long Shitian who was furious, he explained very aggrievedly: "I will lay down for you every day. I just left after dinner, you sleep until the sun rises every day, how can I meet you?"

"Also explain!" Long Shitian became even more angry. He raised his hand and weighed his feet, pointed at Zhu Xingwang's forehead and said, "Can cooking every day make up for your unforgivable sin?"

"My monthly living expenses are used to buy ribs soup for you. I really have no money." Zhu Xingwang was even more sad. one person.

Long Shitian knew that if he continued talking, he was afraid that Zhu Xingwang would not be able to hold back his eyes, so he stretched out his hand to interrupt his sad thoughts and said, "But now, you have a chance to make up for it!"

"What?" Zhu Xingwang asked curiously immediately.

"The old man in the library is jealous of my talent and won't let me in, but I love studying, and I will die if I don't study, so you have to bring me in." Long Shitian said confidently.

"Me?" Zhu Xingwang looked embarrassed: "We all know that Uncle Li has a bad temper. If you offend him, you should apologize. How could I bring you in."

"In my dictionary, there is no such word as apology." Long Shitian waved his hand and refused, "You have to bring me in, otherwise, my arm may be broken for four years."

Zhu Xingwang, if you lure him, he may not be able to react. If you threaten him, he will be scared to death, and Long Shitian is full of bad ideas. He can't think of a way, let a person like a log think method, the results can be imagined.

They didn't expect to actually go in.

"Uncle, Uncle," Zhu Xingwang said tremblingly, "Today is good."

"Well, hello, Xiao Zhu," Uncle Li still had a good impression of this honest kid who came to study every day, respected the elderly and was polite.

Zhu Xingwang then secretly beckoned, wearing a school uniform, wearing black-rimmed glasses, and finally Long Shitian, who didn't wear hairspray, perfume, or sunglasses, followed him closely, and walked away in front of the uncle. go in.

"Look, I said I can go in." Zhu Xingwang said happily, he didn't expect that he could do such a successful thing.

Long Shitian looked at himself in the mirror, his style was exactly the same as that of the rustic Zhu Xingwang next to him, so why did he bring it in?If I wear a wig and a short skirt, no one will be able to find out.

Completely stripped of self-esteem, Long Shitian was uncompromising for a day and a half.

In the end, in order to win back his self-esteem, he put on his own clothes under the school uniform, and went to the bathroom to change as soon as he entered the library. Sunglasses, windbreaker, small leather shoes, hairspray, perfume, and a big watch. It's the same feeling as a woman from a good family who was sold to a brothel for ten years.

Even if he has mastered this method, Long Shitian still has to ask Zhu Xingwang to take him in. There is no way, big size is always good, even though he knows that Zhu Xingwang is a coward, Long Shitian has a faint feeling when he follows him sense of security.

Young Master Long shook his head, thinking that he must have thought too much, this big fool, so he pointed at him as a fool.