Detective Conan empathy

Hello everyone, my name is Saburo Uozuka. Because the pronunciation of the name is similar to a famous spirit, I got the code name of the same name as the spirit-vodka.Currently working in a powerful organization, my usual job is to be responsible for my direct supervisor’s three meals a day, house sanitation and daily travel, etc. A series of daily trivial but essential tasks .

In short, I am my eldest brother's life assistant.

My eldest brother, brought up by the leader of this organization, is recognized by everyone as the next heir, and is also one of the best assassins in the entire dark world with outstanding skills and minds. He is a steel tycoon like Lawrence who has to bend down a resounding figure.To sum it up in one sentence, my elder brother is super~~~~ amazing!It is my lifelong dream to follow my elder brother to conquer the world!

Of course, it would be even better if you take a look at the beautiful scenery of various places and taste various delicacies during the process of conquering the world~

Even if my elder brother is a little bit obsessed with games, a little bit grumpy, a little bit vicious, a little bit willful, a little bit lazy, but a big brother is a big brother, and everything he does is justified!As a younger brother, you must obey unconditionally!

However, I have to say that the recent big brother made me a little blind.

The cause of the incident was a little devil, that's right, the little devil named Kudo Shinichi who boasted about being a detective before he had even grown his hair, and he made some famous names out of him.

That kid didn't know how to pour the ecstasy soup for my elder brother, which made my elder brother so fascinated that he threw his whole heart into that little ghost!I have been with my elder brother for almost 20 years. The first time I saw my elder brother, he hugged the princess and gave up his bed! !That's the big brother who once threatened, "Even if the husband comes, don't want me to contribute my bed"! ! !In addition to the bed and clothes! ! !Not only that, but he also let that brat fumble and bite on Big Brother's body! ! !Wandering around the room with a red tooth mark on it! ! !Even the game can be released for this little devil! ! ! ! !

Big brother, don’t you really notice your crumbling top killer character design that dominates the dark world? !

...Well, I'm actually a little happy for my brother that he can have someone he's attracted to...

After all, the eldest brother has always been obsessed with the girls in the game, and even once said something like "Matthew is such a good girl. If you are looking for a woman, you should look for this kind of pure school girl." Into the Civil Affairs Bureau...

Now that big brother has found a real person as a partner, it's better than marrying a game, right?

... The little ghost is just a little ghost, and I will report to the boss when I get back. By the way, I suggest that the elder brother take him back and let the boss have a look. If both parties are satisfied, pick a time to finish the matter.

But it's 1 years too early for me to change my mouth and call that little devil my sister-in-law!

Swear to the death to defend the dignity of my first little brother! !

——But I never expected that before I reported the matter to the Boss, the kid’s natal family would come to the door——after my eldest brother spent the night with the kid, he was killed by the kid at the door of the hotel. My mom got caught...

You've put everyone to sleep, yet you haven't opened the window paper to the parents? !

As expected of my elder brother, this approach fully demonstrates the behavior style of our underworld! ! !

"......... Are you praising me or hurting me? ... No, I haven't had time to sleep with him—ah bah! I didn't plan to sleep with that brat!" Twitching, he simply kicked that idiot aside: "If you have time to think wildly, it's better to try to erase the kitchen killer attributes in yourself!"

What's going on in this guy's head all day, hello? !

Leave the woman awake and go to sleep with that brat?Is he out of his mind? ! !

——However, judging from the experience of the past few days, that guy doesn't seem to intend to give him a chance to sleep with a woman at all...

... Does that guy have a radar? !

"Brother, you just came back like this?" Vodka was taken aback by the sudden appearance of a man, "Why don't you talk to your mother-in-law?" At least to leave a good impression on others, right?

"I've already said that I don't plan to sleep with that brat, don't you understand Japanese? Do you want me to translate it into sixteen languages ​​for you?!" Gin Jiu glared at this idiot.

Why did he choose such a brainless and determined idiot when he chose his younger brother? !

...Probably because there are too many undercover agents in the organization, you can rest assured that you can pick a fool to use it.

Thinking of the "Gin Jiu did his best" post that he had seen on the Internet, the most hardworking and hardworking member of the organization in black, Gin Jiu, who worked five jobs by himself, silently reached out his hand to support his forehead.

Forget it, the task has been completed anyway, so I just obeyed Lawrence's invitation and went to Las Vegas for a while.

No matter what happens when you come out, you have to let vodka have fun, right?

...He didn't want to avoid that brat and his party because he felt guilty because of Kudo Yukiko's stare...

……………Ma De, why is he so guilty? He didn’t really sleep with that brat!

……………………… You are Gin, a little boss in this world! In the original book, you can’t be pushed down by the protagonist no matter how hard you push! You’re so guilty! !Is it good to have a little future? ! !

——It's all Kudo Shinichi's fault anyway! ! !

"Ah-"

The young detective who was being nagged by someone sneezed, raised his hand and rubbed his nose, and looked helplessly at the two ladies sitting opposite him with four eyes staring at him: "I said, what are you doing?" ? It’s like interrogating a prisoner early in the morning——Lan, why are you messing around with my mother?”

As Kudo Shinichi said, his azure blue eyes cast dissatisfied glances at his Ome.

"I asked Lan to sit here, do you have any objections?" Yukiko Kudo glared at the young man, and raised his eyebrows: "But you, Xiaoxin, have you really reached the stage of rebellion? You don't even have sex/behavior before marriage. Do it! How did Yusaku and I teach you?!"

Well done Aunt Yukiko!To deal with a disobedient and thievesy guy like Shinichi, it really is a straight ball!

Mao Lilan was beside him, secretly cheering for his allies.

"...What?" The young detective couldn't help reaching out and digging his ears to make sure he didn't have auditory hallucinations.

"You still pretend, don't think I don't know, Lan told me everything—" Countess An Ye folded her arms, and squinted at her son who pretended to be innocent: "You found someone with an unusual identity The thing about men as lovers.”

“…………………………Why don’t I know if I have a lover or a man?” Kudo Shinichi’s mouth twitched, “I said, Mom, don’t mess around with that guy Xiaolan, she usually has a brain. It's not like you don't know how big it is, don't be infected by her and become stupid, my mother."

……… Very good Shinichi, she originally planned to say a few nice words to Aunt Yuxiko to persuade her because of your hard-working long-distance relationship, but in the end...

It turned out that all the good intentions were fed to the dogs...

A high school student girl sat aside, with a gentle smile on her face, as beautiful and brilliant as a cornflower bathed in the sun.She straightened her long hair, and said slowly: "Aunt Youxizi, don't be angry, after all, Xinyi is dazzled by love at the moment, and in addition to his temperament, it is easier to beat chicken blood, so he can do anything stupid." I understand."

I said you, if you don’t know how to say good things for me, it’s fine, and you still hurt me around the corner, and you copied the homework from elementary school for nothing, right? !

The young detective's eyes flew over.

The high school girl responded with the word "hehe" with a flowery smile.

"Lan, you don't need to explain to Xiaoxin. I saw this guy come out of a man's room with my own eyes an hour ago." Yukiko Kudo, who was still sitting there with her arms folded, raised one corner of her mouth: "That The man who called him 'Xinyi' didn't mention his clothes, and there was a tooth mark on his body - it was already so obvious, Xiaoxin, are you still denying your relationship?"

"So that guy is the boyfriend you mentioned?! By the way, who is he in a relationship with him?!" Kudo Shinichi, who finally understood what was going on with his mother's yin and yang, widened his eyes, feeling like he couldn't laugh or cry: "And Didn’t Ah Zhen tell you about the incident before? I ran into trouble in investigating the case last night, and it was just that Ah Zhen helped me!”

Obviously, he chatted with Ah Zhen for a few words with a smile on his face, and finally said goodbye quite normally. Why did the three sessions of trial suddenly start?

"Then Ah Zhen who helped you showed your tooth marks?" You Xizi raised his eyebrows.

"I told you I was drunk at that time!!!" Kudo Shinichi was furious.

"Let's not question for the moment that you didn't deny the statement 'your Ah Zhen'," the Countess of Dark Ye leisurely took a sip of the black tea on the table beside her, "If being drunk can be counted as a reason, then There aren’t so many stories about drinking and having sex?——What’s more, the person who helped you was your long-lost lover. I can definitely think that you drank some wine to cheer up when you hit it off——As for your future For the matter of drinking when you are an adult, wait for Yusaku to come and let him clean you up."

"...Mom, you are like a copy of Aunt Feiyingli..." Kudo Shinichi felt that even if his whole body was full of mouths, he would not be able to break back the circuit of the two of them going further and further. He just broke the pot and said, "Even if I'm with Ah Zhen, is it really okay for you to talk about this kind of topic in front of two minors?"

Haven't seen mom for a while how did you become so slutty? !

"Very good, you finally admitted it." The countess of the dark night raised her chin triumphantly, picked up the phone from the side and put it to her ear, the corners of her lips curved like a queen returning from victory: "Have you heard clearly? Yuzuo?"

With compassionate eyes, Mao Lilan witnessed the whole process of Sherlock Holmes in the Heicheng era from shock to disbelief and then to the ascension of a fossilized soul.

Hehehe, what a pleasure~

The detective's daughter thought with a gentle and demure smile.

"How are you doing?"

"It's all ready, just wait for Gin to come to my place, and then...he won't even think about leaving."

"My side is also well-arranged. As soon as the news of that guy's disappearance comes out, I will do it."

"Don't forget our agreement. After the matter is completed, all the forces of the organization in the United States will be handled by me."

"Don't worry, as long as you work hard, you will be indispensable—but I hope you can take good care of your precious son and don't let him ruin our plan."

"I will."

"Then, happy cooperation."

"...Wait, I suddenly noticed that I seem to have set up a Flag..."

"...mmp, me too..."

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