[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

My name is Joe Field, fifteen years old, female.Everyone calls me Jo, sometimes Miss Brat or Miss Apple Pie, whatever you want.However, please don't call her names like yellow-haired girl, smelly girl, dead girl, etc. in front of your face.

I am British, as it is written on my ID card, and I have been living in a remote mountain village in the English countryside since I was born.However, although it is remote here, the scenery is very beautiful. There are green trees and green mountains everywhere, flowers and birds are fragrant, all in all, it is not bad.

I haven't seen my parents since I was a child, and I lived with my uncle as long as I can remember.He doesn't have Field in his name, so I'm guessing it's not too closely related to me.I also asked my uncle about my origin, and my uncle said that I was dug out of the ground when he was picking apples.It would be strange for anyone to believe such words, why didn't he say that he picked me off the tree when he was digging potatoes?

Except that he likes to ask me to cook, clean the room, go out to work to earn money, and often travels and leaves me alone at home, my uncle is also good to me.At least when I travel, my uncle will leave me a cellar full of apples and potatoes, so I won’t starve to death even if I live alone for three months.

But once, when I was twelve, my uncle went away for four months, and the cellar was nearly empty.Just when I was about to starve to death, an owl flew down from the sky!There is still a letter in his mouth.I almost cooked the owl with the letter, but then I'm glad I didn't, because the owl was very human, and it came back with a lot of bacon and sausage for me.

I think bacon is much tastier than owl.

After the cat's head... no, the bacon and sausage, I took the letter.The letter was written in green ink, very strange handwriting, no postage stamps on it, it was made of thick parchment paper, and it was written to Miss Jofield in the cellar of Room No. [-], Village Circle, County xx, and the address was It's very detailed.Tear off the wax seal, and the content of the letter is the invitation to study at Hogwarts.

Since the owl was tied up by me and placed in the kitchen, before I threw it away, I wrote a reply letter according to the request in the letter, and then asked the owl to send it back.Of course, I didn't have paper and pen at home at that time, so I wrote the reply on the back of the letter with carbon strips.But going to school also requires a lot of money to buy things like robes, wands, and textbooks.

After my uncle came back, I told them about it with great anxiety.Uncle finally became generous this time, and gave me all the money left over from his travels, a total of thirty pounds.But the money doesn't seem to be enough to do anything... As a last resort, I decided to develop my own side business and earn enough money during the summer vacation to cover the travel expenses and living expenses to Hogwarts.

Uncle approves of this move, and strongly recommends that I earn his next travel expenses together.For this he offered me a new cellar of apples.Speaking of which, my uncle has no land or anything else in this mountain village. I really don't know where he got so many apples, it's almost like magic!

As a sideline business, I also need to use local materials. I have apples at hand, so I decided to use this kind of food to make something and sell it.For many years, apples have maintained my life with their round body and crunchy taste. Today I decided to use apples to complete an exclusive recipe that belongs only to Miss Field.

My best thing is making apple pie.The method of this thing is relatively simple. First, use apples to exchange some flour, eggs, butter and sugar with neighbors, then make pie crust and filling separately, and adjust the baking.But sometimes I feel that it is too monotonous to make apple pie with apples alone, so I put some oranges, chestnuts, coconuts or durians in it if conditions permit.Sometimes the finished product is delicious, and sometimes... In short, in the face of great recipe exploration, it is acceptable for the taste of the dish to be a little strange.

Although usually I will give my uncle what I can't eat.

This time, in order to develop a side business and earn money, I made a lot of apple food.There are apple juice, apple pudding, apple ice cream, baked apples, fried apples, fried apples, boiled apples, stewed apples, and pickled apples.But after selling it in the village for a while, it couldn't be sold anymore, and everyone expressed that they felt sick after seeing the apples.

Later, my uncle told me that it might be a bit boring to make apples alone, so he suggested that I add something else to it.But there is nothing else in the ingredients except apples, so my uncle reminded me that there is a river in the village.I thought what he said made sense, so I went to the river to catch fish, shrimps, snails and other things, made grilled fish with apples and stewed shrimps with apples, and sold them to everyone again.

Then my uncle and I were kicked out by the broom.

Everyone seems to be very dissatisfied with this new dish... Is it really that bad?After I got home, I took another bite of each dish, and then... silently sent them all to my uncle's room.

Although they didn’t sell a lot of things, I also made a little money from the apple pies in the early stage, so I decided to use them to buy some learning items first.It would be great if you can come across someone who sells used wizard tools.For this reason, I came to London by car, and met a family of kind-hearted wizards, who opened a road for me to the magic item sales point - Diagon Alley.This alley is actually hidden behind a wall, and it would be really difficult for me to find it by myself.

Then I met James for the first time in Diagon Alley, he was being chased by two wizards for some unknown reason - I later learned that he made all his owls bald.In a moment of kindness, I helped him escape from those two, and James thanked me, and then he used a bottle of strange powder to turn the apple pie I had for lunch into mustard.

Before I killed him, James told me that as an apology, he also had a powder that would turn apples into oranges, and he could give it to me.He also suggested that I use this medicine powder to sell vegetables, and I will definitely earn a lot of money.

Having experienced my uncle's entrapment, I am not too willing to trust James this time.But he assured me that it would sell well, and there were still a lot of apples in the cellar, so I tried to make some orange-flavored apple pies to sell.As a result, it was a great success this time, and even many vendors came to order from me, willing to pay high prices.I ran out of a bottle of powder, saved enough money to go to school, and raised enough travel expenses for my uncle to take his new girlfriend to Hawaii.

James and I have since become friends and trusted him because of our orange apple pie friendship.It was precisely because of this that I was entrapped and implicated countless times in the days that followed, and I will not talk about these tragic things.Now I have traveled to this strange world, and my body has turned into a deer, so I really have nothing to say.I was just thinking, if only I had the chance to make apple pie again.

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In the sky, the moon is as bright as water.The deer leaning on a corner of the garden raised her head high, and the starlight shone into her dark round eyes.

She saw in the distance that a silver apple pie was hanging in the night sky, round and big, just like the ones she cooked back then.