Self-help strategy of slag cannon fodder

Bai Xuan stared blankly: "?"

It seems that he never thought that the cold and cold Zhaxuan would do such a childish behavior, but before he could figure it out, he was annoyed by his words, slapped his hand away, and stared at him: "You are the one Ugly, you are the ugliest, I have never seen anyone uglier than you!"

Yuan Baixuan looked at his upturned eyebrows, tilted his head, "It's even uglier."

Bai Xuan: "..."

Damn, I can't talk to this scumbag!

"Do you like Master?"

Bai Xuan didn't speak, but Yuan Bai Xuan didn't want him to be silent, so he chatted whenever he found a topic.

Without even thinking about it, Bai Xuan said, "Of course I like it." Do you think that everyone misses you with newspaper ideas!

Sure enough, Yuan Baixuan's calm face turned cold, he stared at him coldly and said, "I don't allow you to like him!"

Bai Xuan sneered, and looked at him: "Why, because you think your parents were killed by him?

"More than this!"

Yuan Baixuan looked at him coldly, with emotions in his eyes that he couldn't understand.

Bai Xuan felt that this person was naturally heartless and unable to communicate.

Yuan Baixuan looked at him: "You must not like Sikong Yan."

Bai Xuan smiled, and said: "Then who should I like?" In Zaxuan's world, no one deserves his liking, right?

Yuan Baixuan looked at him with deep eyes, lightly parted his red lips, and said word by word: "Should you like me?"

Bai Xuan: "..." He never realized that Zha Xuan was so narcissistic!

However, even if he hates this person, he has to admit that this person does have a good skin. Looking at a person so seriously, it seems that there is a feeling of wholeheartedness. His eyes are beautiful, crystal clear, with aloofness and arrogance. As if aloof, what an honor to be seen by him.

This kind of gaze that should be irritating is strangely attractive on this face, not to mention, being looked at by him like this, and hearing his ambiguous words, Bai Xuan's heart skipped a beat for a moment.

I sigh in my heart that beauty is misleading, with such an annoying personality, looking at this face, I can't say the word hate.

Yuan Baixuan looked at him intently, his beautiful eyes reflected this extremely beautiful face, and he also noticed his lack of focus, he had seen this kind of loss of focus on countless people, but the eyes of this person in front of him, he it's OK.

"If you like me, I like you, how?"

The flat tone spit out from these seductive red lips, it seems that he likes it, how flattered it is.

Bai Xuan thought hehe, turned his head away, and didn't want to talk to him, this person is crazy.

But at the next moment, a pair of slender hands struck and pinched his chin, and saw his face turned away, facing those beautiful dark brown eyes:

"You haven't said you like me yet."

This natural tone - sick!

He patted his hand away, and said: "Narcissism must have a limit, you are so annoying, and you want others to like you, you should be everyone's senior brother!"

Hearing this blunt words, Yuan Baixuan was slightly stunned, with a hint of puzzlement: "You look like an idiot, and I don't even dislike you, why don't you like me?"

The tone is very calm, but this puzzled expression seems to say, 'I'm so good that I don't dislike you, it doesn't make sense for you to dare to dislike me'.

Bai Xuan laughed angrily, the slag Xuan who lives in his body is also an idiot, and so is this guy in front of him, does this arrogant guy think everyone is an idiot!

He is not a chatterbox either. Seeing that he was ignoring others, Yuan Bai Xuan sighed suddenly, looked at him with deep eyes, and said very seriously: "Don't laugh at others." Afraid that Bai Xuan would not understand, he thought about it Added another sentence: "You look ugly when you smile."

... Bai Xuan wanted to hit someone.He found that Zha Xuan was really easy to arouse the anger of others, and just a few words aroused the urge to beat him several times.

Seeing the little rabbit's eyes were red with anger, Yuan Baixuan raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and suddenly said, "Have you thought about leaving?"

"..."

Bai Xuan looked at him, and found that this person could really change the subject, he was up one second, and down the next second, the difference between the two sentences was hundreds of thousands of miles, didn't it mean that Zha Xuan was very cold?I couldn't say a few words all day, and now this is, being worn by someone?

But he really wanted to go out, he didn't even know that the time ratio between the parallel world and the real world was the same, and Xiao Ran, he had been waiting here for several days, his injury had already healed, and he hadn't come yet.

He asked tentatively, "Will you take me out?"

The beautiful man smiled lightly. The beautiful smile made Bai Xuan stunned for a while, but the words he said were not so beautiful: "No."

Bai Xuanqi, this guy, won't say what to do, just play him.

Yuan Baixuan seemed to like to see him angry, pinched his angry face, and slightly raised the corner of his mouth: "Little rabbit, don't be angry, it's not impossible for me to take you out."

Bai Xuan patted his hand away: "Don't touch my face." The two of them are the same, they have everything they should have, why does this guy keep touching his face.

"Tell me, what are the conditions?"

Yuan Baixuan chuckled, "Little idiots are sometimes smart."

Bai Xuan ha ha, already thinking about whether to trap him with a fixed character array, and then beat him up to vent his anger!

Yuan Baixuan said: "Don't get close to Qiu Muchen, let alone like him."

Bai Xuan felt strange, looked at him and asked in confusion: "Why, do you hate Master so much? No one expected the matter of father and mother, and he can't be blamed." Furthermore, Qiu Muchen treated him so well. Well, it's equivalent to treating him like a son, and there must be a moderation in venting anger.

Yuan Baixuan shook his head: "It's not this, the autumn curtain sinks him, it's disgusting!"

"..."

Bai Xuan exploded in anger in an instant, and he was about to attack him with the sword. It seemed that he had expected it. Yuan Bai Xuan's reaction was also very fast. Bai Xuan couldn't hurt him, and he didn't attack, but just dodged.

"You are not allowed to talk about Master like that!"

If it was possible, Bai Xuan would really like to beat him up, for daring to say such a thing about his sage master, Qiu Muchen would have been unlucky for eight lifetimes to accept an apprentice like Yuan Bai Xuan.

Seeing his angry expression, Yuan Baixuan sighed, looked at him and said seriously: "What I said is true, the autumn curtain sinks him, it's really disgusting..."

"To shut up!"

How dare this person, how can this person, say such a thing about Master, he originally thought that Zhaxuan was a scumbag, there was no limit to the scumbag, but he actually looked at Shizun like this, it was simply unforgivable!

Bai Xuan's swordsmanship is not as good as Yuan Bai Xuan's. Last time he won by taking advantage of it. This time, with Yuan Bai Xuan's preparations, it will be difficult to defeat him again. In just two blows, the fairy sword was shot off, and He was also imprisoned in Yuan Baixuan's arms.

"Let go of me, you scum, and fight for another three hundred rounds..."

Bai Xuan struggled and said, the original Bai Xuan looked at this idiot himself, very helpless, and couldn't help but swear: "What a big fight, it's just you, do you think you can become invincible after learning a few tricks from Qiu Muchen? You idiot , you defend him so much, how do you know what he thinks of you!"

"You are not allowed to insult Master again! And..." Qiu Muchen is his idol, the person he respects and admires the most. How could he, a die-hard fan, hear this? He said angrily: "I can't learn from Master well." It's because I'm stupid, it has nothing to do with Master!"

Looking at his appearance, Yuan Baixuan knew that this guy didn't listen to him at all, and he didn't know how the Qiu Muchen in that world treated this little idiot, and subdued him so infatuatedly.

Yuan Baixuan held the person in his arms with both hands, exuding the same fragrance as him, which gave him a headache: "Little idiot, I'm doing this for your own good, even if you like Xiao Ran, you can't like him."

When Bai Xuan heard this, it's okay, black-hearted scumbags have such a thick skin, they have done so many scumbags, and they still have the face to say it is good for others.

He sneered, "Then I will also say something for your own good, commit suicide as soon as possible, so as not to die more painfully in the future."

Yuan Baixuan frowned, let him go, looked at the angry young man, and said, "It seems that you have a lot of hostility towards me."

Bai Xuan hehe, this sentence is absolutely sincere, the tragic death of Bai Xuan in the text, life is worse than death has lost its original exaggeration.

Bai Xuan would never listen to Yuan Baixuan's words, but Yuan Baixuan still took him down the mountain, as if he had expected it a long time ago, he was just talking and didn't force much.

Bai Xuan suggested that the two of them dress up in disguise, but Yuan Bai Xuan refused. He would never wear anything other than white, let alone wear anything on his face.

Bai Xuan was really helpless by this hypocrisy, and he didn't want to quarrel with him on this matter, so in the end, he put on a veiled hat to cover up his figure.

"That's all right, my lord!"

He said badly, but Yuan Baixuan nodded his head: "This position is good, from now on you will be my personal servant, call me young master."

Bai Xuan sneered: "Damn, you're just a servant!"

Yuan Baixuan frowned: "You are not allowed to swear, this look is so ugly, and, you are not as strong as me, I will protect you when I am a servant."

Bai Xuan: "..." This natural tone is really annoying.

When they came to a town, when Bai Xuan proposed to eat, Yuan Bai Xuan was a little surprised, and raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw the little idiot who could eat so happily with a table full of ordinary food.

"I really wonder sometimes, are you really me?"

Yuan Baixuan looked at this person who didn't resemble him at all except his appearance, and was very puzzled.

If it wasn't for the fact that the souls of the two were the same after being tested by the red environment, how could he not believe that such a delicious and idiotic person could be his other self?

"Don't, I'm not you, I'm not as vicious as you!"

Bai Xuan said without raising his head, he denied that he had anything to do with this person who even scolded his master!

Yuan Baixuan didn't care about his dislike, but just asked in confusion: "You always say that I'm vicious, I'm a scum, because I'm disrespectful to Qiu Mu and don't like Sikongyan?"

It's as if you just don't like these two people. Are you talking about someone you like?

Bai Xuan complained in his heart, raised his eyes to look at him, and said, "You hurt brother Bai Sheng, and made him fall into the hands of Yu Duzun."

"Bai Sheng?"

Yuan Baixuan seemed to think for a long time before he remembered who this brother Bai Sheng was. This appearance made Bai Xuan even more angry. He had never seen anyone worse than this scum, "Oh, you are talking about that Half demon."

Bai Xuan said: "What a half-demon, he is your brother, you are too rude!" However, he was quite surprised that Bai Sheng was actually a half-demon.

Yuan Baixuan said lightly: "I'm like this from the beginning, what are you so polite for, you think everyone is like you, such an idiot, and treats everyone well, even Qiu Muchen is like... Forget it, let's not talk about it. "

Seeing Bai Xuan's expression of daring to speak ill of Master, Yuan Bai Xuan shut up knowingly, and said instead: "You think Bai Sheng is very good?"

Bai Xuan was puzzled, "Why is he bad?"

Yuan Baixuan glanced at him with a very indifferent expression: "Half-demon should not have been born in this world."

"..."

Bai Xuan didn't know what to say, but it was true that in the world of cultivating immortals, pure demons and pure demons would make people fearful, but they would not be disgusting. It's just disgusting, and very few people will look at them with a straight eye.

How sad it is not to be recognized by others, nor recognized by the world of monsters and monsters, and to be looked at by everyone with colored eyes.

He didn't expect that Bai Sheng would be a half-demon.

Bai Xuan said: "So, the reason why you treat Xiao Ran so much is because he is the son of a demon?"

Yuan Baixuan sneered: "So what if you are, so what if you are not, little idiot, don't you think you have a little more sympathy? You should care more about yourself when you have time."

Bai Xuan sighed, feeling that the three views of the person in front of him were seriously inconsistent, and he didn't want to talk to him.

Seeing him like this, Yuan Baixuan raised his brows slightly: "Am I wrong? You are so stupid to care about the fallen species."

Bai Xuan didn't want to bear it anymore, he looked at him, and for the first time there was such a cold expression in his pitch-black eyes, which made Yuan Bai Xuan slightly taken aback, and he said coldly: "It's stupid to care about them, parents don't even recognize them." Brother Bai Sheng is an adopted son, are you scolding them together? Besides, even if there is a mistake, it is their parents' fault. The birth is not decided by them, and who is reborn in is not their choice. I'm eating your food, I want you to take care of it!"

So angry?

Yuan Baixuan chuckled, propped his chin and looked at the young man in extreme aura, sneered: "Father and mother are stupid, so they died. It is true that fallen species cannot choose to be born, but they can choose to die."

Amidst the young man's wide-eyed incredulous expression, the corners of his lips were slightly lifted, with a perfect arc and a cool tone, he said slowly: "It is a mistake for such disgusting things to exist in the world!"

Bai Xuan stood up suddenly, he couldn't listen anymore, and if he looked at the person in front of him again, he couldn't help but do it!

"Why are you so angry?" Yuan Baixuan was still very puzzled, and stood up to stop him who was about to leave. Seeing the strange anger on the young man's face, he smiled again, "What's so angry about this? Who in the world of cultivating immortals is not Think so... Forget it, let's not talk about this, aren't we still full..."

Bai Xuan shook off his hand, stared and said: "I don't want to eat with you, so as not to affect my mood!"

Yuan Baixuan was helpless, where did this guy grow up so innocent and ridiculous, he said: "If you don't like it, then we won't talk about it."

This little guy is the first one who can make him compromise and give in. It feels quite fresh.

Is this something he doesn't like to talk about?

That's too much, Xiao Ran is fine, but Bai Sheng is his adopted brother, and he is only separated from his brother by blood. He still treats him like this, and I really feel unworthy for Yu Duzi. People who are good scum feel worthless for them.

Not wanting to make a scene too ugly, sat down to eat again, didn't say a word the whole time, and ignored him.

Yuan Baixuan was quite depressed, he was just talking about the world's views on fallen species, but this guy saw him as heinous.

What did you eat to grow up such a simple idiot!

and……

He ate so much, a whole table of food went into his stomach, no wonder he felt fleshy while holding him.

Bai Xuan wiped his mouth, and the man in front of him started a boring topic again, with the same flat tone and beating words: "Little piggy, are you full?"

Bai Xuan: "..." Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, don't have the same knowledge as him, don't have the same knowledge as him.

Yuan Baixuan looked at him and said with a smile: "Little piggy, you can just follow me. Although you eat a lot, I can afford it."

Bai Xuan couldn't help giving him a blank look: "Pull you down." Following you, I'm full of anger!

Yuan Baixuan slowly seduced and confused: "Although you are stupid, you are also 'I' after all. I am really worried that you will be deceived. Why don't you stay in this world and I will protect you?"

Bai Xuan: "..." Sao Nian, you can't do it, the hero will come to you soon, don't talk about protecting me, if you don't get me involved, you will be Amitabha.

Seeing that he couldn't be persuaded, Yuan Baixuan didn't look disappointed, he seemed to just mention it casually, and changed the subject: "Where are you going? Who are you going to find?"

Bai Xuan said: "Xiao Ran." After a pause, he added: "Xiao Ran came with me, not from this world."

Yuan Baixuan was slightly surprised, and then laughed out loud as if remembering something, but there was no trace of a smile in his pitch-black eyes, and he said in a cool voice: "No way, you can really walk with Xiao Ran Huh? I was joking when I said you liked Xiao Ran, don't forget, whose body was your spine dug from. "

Bai Xuan frowned. Thinking of this incident, he felt cheated. Who told him to come here and missed the time to dig the bones.

"I know, isn't this trying to make up for it?"

Yuan Bai Xuan seemed to have heard some outrageous joke, he lost his composure with a haha ​​laugh, Bai Xuan frowned.

Laughing exaggeratedly.

Is it so funny to make up for those who have been sorry?

Enough laughing, Yuan Baixuan looked at the young man who was frowning and puzzled, and said with a smile: "Make up? Hehe, you can marry yourself to him, you take a bone from him and pay him the whole person, um, you can still be a Your Majesty, with this compensation, both sides have made a lot of money."

Bai Xuan: "... When you become the empress, I'm afraid that Xiao Ran's harem will eat me!" Did this guy have a misunderstanding about his sexual orientation, so he didn't even bother to complain.

The corner of Yuan Baixuan's mouth was slightly hooked, and he smiled contemptuously. He tilted his head and looked at him, and said with a smile: "I don't think your appearance is worse than his group of women."

Bai Xuan gave him a blank look: "Please, is it a matter of appearance? Xiao Ran likes women." He also likes women himself.

Yuan Baixuan stared at him with slightly sneering eyes, looked at him, suddenly, the murderous intent surged, and unexpectedly, he grabbed his neck with one hand, took him away from the table, and hit the wall.

Bai Xuan's back hit the cold and hard wall hard, causing his back to hurt. The hand stuck in his throat was so strong that he had no doubt that he wanted to kill himself at this moment:

The man's murderous eyes stared straight at him:

"How dare you like him, I'll kill you!"