Feng Couch Luan Luan

Xiao Mingyue argued hard: "I'm married!"

His younger brother spared no effort to demolish him: "Oh! A man."

Upon receiving the prince's mournful gaze, Xia Yunze's delicate body trembled, thinking that if you fight, you will fight, what do you want to implicate me?

He had no choice but to accept the quarrel and sacrifice his life to make a cushion for the two brothers.

Confessions are frank, you have to play the emotional card, Xia Yunze lowered his voice, and analyzed his own difficulties in dressing up as a woman, tried his best to exaggerate, and even shed two tears when he talked about the emotion.

The prince was already sensitive, and his eye circles were red and red, and he sighed with him as helpless people in the world.

And once again promise not to reveal half a word to anyone.

Xia Yunze was sold out, and wanted to adjust the atmosphere, so he leaned towards the prince and asked with a smile, "Do you still want to consummate the house?"

Xiao Mingyue pushed him away without hesitation, shaking her head like a rattle.

Xia Yunze smiled wretchedly, and said: "It's okay, when you grow strong, we will recruit beauties in the East Palace, and we will spread the flowers for you as well."

His brother-in-law squinted at him and snorted, "You are so generous!"

Of course I am generous, this is the professional attitude of marriage, okay?Xia Yunze rolled his eyes back at him, and the smile on his lips did not disappear.

Seeing his daughter-in-law and his younger brother flirting under his nose, His Royal Highness, who was guarding the vacant room alone, felt a little psychologically unbalanced and wanted to put some trouble on his younger brother.

"The matter of father and concubine concubine Chen discussing marriage to the second brother, Yunze must not take it to heart?" He had a listless expression of watching the show, and he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, "Second brother has several cousins ​​waiting for word In my boudoir, I'm afraid the roster has been reported to the imperial court for approval, Brother Yu congratulates the second younger brother first."

Congratulations on your size, I think you are not doing enough tricks!Xiao Mingxuan glared at his brother angrily, then turned to his sister-in-law, and comforted him: "Don't listen to my brother's nonsense, this matter has not yet been written off."

Xia Yunze's chest was sour, which was quite unpleasant, but he knew in his heart that even the children of the royal family would not be able to avoid this. Hu Yanlin has such a sadomasochistic relationship with the prince, and he still treats himself, the princess, very courteously!

There is one red flag at home, and two or three gay friends outside. This is how people are at the time, and he has no power to change, so he can only be alone.

Fortunately, he didn't develop further with Xiao Mingxuan. Xia Yunze sighed, and returned to the straight man's path. According to the previous plan, if he had enough troubles, he would feign death and get away. He would bring his baby Tongyun and be a quack who came and went like the wind. .

At the same time, he secretly admired his uncle and his brother. From the very beginning, he made up his mind to be a couple for life.

The atmosphere was a bit tense, he raised his eyes to meet Xiao Mingxuan's nervous eyes, couldn't help laughing, and asked a straight man: "Is your cousin good-looking?"

Xiao Mingxuan was stunned for a moment, then his face sank like water, and he made the sound of grinding his teeth secretly, while Xiao Mingyue laughed loudly, and fell down on the couch rubbing his stomach.

Strangely, this was the first time he had seen a cold and self-sufficient little fairy man who couldn't breathe with laughter. Does happiness really depend on other people's pain?

Coach Xia was upset, and scolded with a tiger face: "Have you laughed enough? Let's start practicing when you laugh enough."

"Ah?" The prince wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, frowned slightly, and began to pretend to be pitiful, "My leg still hurts badly..."

"No leg training." Xia Yunze pushed him down on the couch, and put a sweat towel under his waist, "do crunches and Russian twists."

Although Xiao Mingxuan flipped through the fitness book that his sister-in-law gave him, he still felt that it was more interesting to observe real people, so he didn't consciously leave, but he poured himself a cup of tea and sat on the sidelines in his spare time.

Xiao Mingyue has been a soft persimmon for so many years, and she is used to it. Not only is she unable to resist the authority of the coach, she can't even make her younger brother avoid it, so she has no choice but to turn shame and anger into strength, put her hands behind her head, contract her abdominal muscles, Scroll up.

"Don't lift your waist, it's pressing the sweat towel tightly." Xia Yunze patted his shoulder lightly, "Touch your belly hard, don't push your head up with your hands."

The prince was corrected a few times. He was already thin-skinned, and his younger brother was staring at him, making him even more ashamed. After a few sets of practice, he blushed out of breath.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Mingxuan didn't take the opportunity to ridicule, but was thoughtful, and even touched his waist with his hands when he got up to do a Russian twist.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Mingyue jumped up like a frog scalded by boiling water, slapped his hand away, and glared.

This bastard has had enough of Huang's sister-in-law's tender tofu, and wants to change the taste to take advantage of Huang's brother?

"What are you yelling for?" Xiao Mingxuan frowned, not realizing that his behavior was like a pedant, and urged him confidently: "Do it again, let me touch it well."

Xiao Mingyue gritted her teeth and looked at his wife for help.

Xiao Mingxuan also showed an expression of disbelief.

He originally thought that his brother was weak and soft like a straw bag, but he didn't expect that when he touched it, his waist and abdomen became much firmer, and as he twisted his body, he could feel the tightness and tenacity of his muscles.

The set of albums that Xiaohuang's sister-in-law got was really useful.

Xiao Mingxuan lightly rubbed the stubble on his chin with his fingers, and remembered that his brother hadn't been sick since the beginning of autumn, which was no different from the miserable ones who became sick when the weather was cold in previous years.

Xia Yunze guessed what he was thinking, and said triumphantly: "Wait for your brother to practice for another three months, and then I'll take it off for you to see."

Xiao Mingyue's body fat is low, and the lines will be obvious when the muscles are slightly trained. If she eats and trains intensively like this, even if she can't become a muscle bully in three months, she will still have the same figure as a model.

"If you want to take it off, take it off yourself!" Xiao Mingyue couldn't bear it anymore, since he knew that the princess was a handlebar, he no longer wanted to maintain a gentleman's demeanor.

"I don't want to see his body!" Xiao Mingxuan also yelled, with a disapproving look.

Xia Yunze raised his hand to cover his lips, afraid that he might not be able to help but spit on their faces.

The prince was tired and lay down after training his abdominal muscles. Xiao Mingxuan was still unsatisfied, so he grabbed Xia Yunze and asked a real person to demonstrate.

Did he accidentally develop another student?Coach Xia looked at the opponent's muscular and muscular body, jealous.

How can I, who is thin and muscular, save you, who is male?

After confirming again and again that Xiao Mingxuan was not bored to tease him, but really planned to use his small picture book to give soldiers basic physical training, Xia Yunze turned from anger to joy, and began to teach him one by one from easy to difficult. .

The prince took a breather, chewed the milk lumps in the food box slowly, drank a sip of buttermilk from time to time, and leisurely enjoyed the wonderful scene of his wife yelling at his brother.

You have today too!Keep going crazy!Isn't it the same as being trained bloody, rough!

Xiao Mingxuan was also very depressed, she didn't know why she was clearly doing the right thing, but the little sister-in-law insisted on finding fault with the egg, and even spoke harshly to him in front of his brother, without showing any sympathy.

Seeing his brother's schadenfreude look made me feel even more unhappy.

But when he saw that the little sister-in-law was sweating, he suppressed his anger and just gave his brother a hard look.

Xia Yunze has been in the fitness industry for so many years, and has always been troubled only by students who are too weak to complete the movements. This is the first time he has encountered a student who is too strong to complete the movements.

To be exact, it's not that Xiao Mingxuan can't finish it, he basically didn't mobilize the muscles that should be mobilized according to the power generation mode of each movement, which is quite different from the training effect that the training program itself wants to achieve.

The reason is that he is too strong. For example, push-ups, which rely on the strength of the chest muscles, can do a high-five push-up with just the strength of the arms, without even trembling the chest muscles.

If you don't understand the essence of training, how can you train others?It's not like everyone is re-reading kindergarten for doctoral students like him.

Xiao Mingyue watched his younger brother go into battle shirtless, his muscular body was gleaming with sweat, his lines were smooth and tight, somehow he felt a little uncomfortable when he thought of his old friend who had a bad heart.

What are you showing off?Who has never seen it!

He couldn't help but said a sarcastic remark: "You put a few stones on his back and see if he dares to be careless."

It's really clear to the bystanders!Xia Yunze suddenly realized, and smiled at Xiao Mingxuan, showing his white teeth.

Muscle guy, huh?Bodyweight training can't beat you, can it?Then come with a heavy load.

The stone sandbag was not in hand for a while, and his dumbbells were not brought, Xia Yunze raised his skirt without saying a word, sat down on Xiao Mingxuan's back, and said with a sneer: "Aren't you amazing, come again!"

Xiao Mingxuan didn't expect him to come here suddenly, Jun's face flushed slightly, his breathing was suffocated, his heart beat like a drum, he felt that his whole body was filled with endless strength, his body was stretched straight, his palms were pressed against the ground, and with a little force, he relaxed Stand up loosely.

On the contrary, Xia Yunze changed from sitting to lying down with an "oops", and both hands were disheveled from his side, covering his thick chest muscles.

"Do it a few more times, let me see if the strength is exerted here." His breath brushed against Xiao Mingxuan's ears, it was warm and soft, with a bit of milky fragrance - just now he often took milk bumps from his brother's food box.

With a baby lying on her back, Xiao Mingxuan didn't dare to throw off her arms to practice vigorously, but deliberately slowed down the speed under the guidance of Coach Xia, until she really felt the need for chest muscles to support herself, and finally understood Xiaohuang's strength. The sister-in-law repeatedly let him experience the painstaking efforts of developing the muscles.

Only after you have learned it yourself can you teach others. Otherwise, if you just do a few moves like cats and tigers, you may not necessarily practice what should be practiced, and it is easy to stretch the adjacent muscles and bones and cause injuries.

He practiced a few more times, turned his face to tease his sister-in-law: "Sister-in-law, do you want to practice in another place with me?"

Do you want to be a coach with unspoken rules just after you become a student?I see your skin is itching!Xia Yunze slapped him on the shoulder, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you think you still have energy?"

Xiao Mingxuan was very thick-skinned, and said boldly: "Little Huang's sister-in-law is as light as a swallow, if I want to be like this, I will be tired and lie down, wouldn't I be as useless as my brother?"

listen!He boasted that he didn't forget to step on his brother's foot. It's really a touching plastic brotherhood.

Xiao Mingyue retorted: "Cows and horses also have brute force, the second brother probably chewed too much beans to spout so much nonsense."

Ouch!The little fairy man can't fight, but he can still quarrel, and his verbal skills are extraordinary!

Xia Yunze laughed heartlessly, and asked Xiao Mingyue to throw him a lump of milk, but instead of chewing on it himself, he fed it to his uncle to replenish his strength.

There is a whole book of stick figures, and we have to practice next!

It's just that the two brothers looked at each other and were disgusted with each other, and one of them prepared to fight until the end of time without stopping him. Xia Yunze shook his head helplessly, and with one sentence, these two uneasy brats stopped in an instant——

"If you think I'm light, why don't you let your brother sit on it?"

Xiao Mingxuan shut his mouth in resentment, and immersed himself in practicing hard.

Xiao Mingyue stuffed a mouthful of milk lumps, and swallowed with her neck stuck.

In the evening, the golden sunlight shines through the window lattice, warmly filling the palace room, and the dust flying in the beam of light creates a gentle and quiet atmosphere.

This is really rare—Eunuch He went to the door to eavesdrop several times, worried, fearing that the two brothers would be in the same room and even bloody in the East Palace. As a result, he actually heard hearty laughter from the room, even his own The gentle but indifferent master also laughed out loud from time to time.

It's like going back in time to more than ten years ago.

He flicked the dust whisk, gently wiped away the moisture from the corners of his eyes, and walked slowly into the courtyard, letting the westward sun shine on his whole body.

The sunset is infinitely good, just near dusk.

The remaining warmth was fleeting, and what followed was a long, desolate night.