Feng Couch Luan Luan

The big witch took out a copper box and opened it in front of him. Inside was a piece of spice the size of a fingertip, exuding a clean and elegant strange fragrance.

"This is the fragrance of breath." The witch pushed the box over, "Light this fragrance to sleep with, and those who have their own thoughts will fall into a dream."

Not only was Xia Yunze trembling with excitement, but the two brothers of the Xiao family also inexplicably accelerated their heartbeats.

Everyone wanted to know who the princess would dream of, but no one could dare to ask directly. The only thing that was certain was that there was nothing wrong with the two of them.

People who can be seen at any time do not need to meet in dreams.

Xia Yunze carefully put away the incense, rewarded the great witch, and then sent him away with great gratitude. It happened that the East Palace was serving a meal, and he hurriedly picked up a few lunches. The door was closed tightly, and he was about to take a nap.

It was rare for Xiao Mingxuan to stay in the East Palace for dinner, and before he had time to flirt with her, his sister-in-law pushed the bowl and chopsticks, and entered the bedroom like burning her buttocks.

The remaining two brothers looked at each other in blank dismay, and the delicious food on the table became dull.

Xiao Mingxuan absently picked the rice grains in the bowl, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his brother taking a piece of roasted mutton, putting it on a plate, dipping it in some sauce, and eating it in small bites.

His eyeballs almost popped out, and he blurted out in shock: "Didn't you never eat mutton?"

When they were young, they ate at the same table, and those who were fishy and smelly were not allowed to sit on the table. His brother was harder to serve than a fairy who descended from the earth. He could not use large oil for cooking, and lean meat had to be blanched. A little bit, after eating, the bird will fade out of the mouth.

Even if he was so accommodating, Xiao Mingyue ate only a few mouthfuls more than sparrows in a meal, and he ate nothing but vegetables and fruits, and he would not listen to anyone's persuasion.

The upper mouth of the dare lover's family is a vegetarian, while the lower mouth is meatless.

Is it not obvious that you remember to eat or not to fight?Xiao Mingxuan thought viciously, she dared to look at his sister-in-law with that disgusting look after only a few days on her body, she was really hungry.

Xiao Mingyue didn't want to talk to him at first, but the aggressive look in his eyes made it hard to swallow, so she reluctantly replied: "Your sister-in-law asked me to eat more meat. She usually gave me vegetables, but today she might be in a hurry to use it." Breathe the fragrance of dreams."

Xiao Mingxuan could hear the faint show off in his brother's words, with a "tsk", he took away the largest piece of roasted lamb leg, and began to bite.

His brother glanced here several times, with a disgusted expression on his face, he asked the maid to serve him a bowl of soup, and hummed softly: "The way you eat is still so vulgar, slow down, no one will grab you."

Xiao Mingxuan paused for a moment, and a very slight melancholy flashed through his eyes, which was elusive.

More than ten years ago, his brother was also like this, nagging him about his bad eating habits, while adding soup and water to prevent him from choking.

It's a pity that those good times with no grievances are gone forever, and it's been a long time since they sat down for a peaceful meal together.

Xiao Mingyue was also a little sentimental, sighed, and said bitterly: "You are always like this. When you see me, you want to grab everything, but you don't cherish it when you grab it."

Xiao Mingxuan spat out the meat in his mouth, frowned, and said, "I don't need to be so stingy to eat a piece of lamb leg from you!"

"Who told you this!" Xiao Mingyue gave him a sidelong glance, and simply pushed a plate of roasted meat in front of him, "Why didn't you treat Xiao Lian kindly when you took Xiao Lian away? Even if he didn't follow you, you couldn't ... You can't hurt a killer, so how can you know that a twisted melon is not sweet?"

"What are you farting!" Xiao Mingxuan jumped up in shock, waved his hands away the servants, leaned over the table, grabbed his brother's lapel, and shouted: "I haven't settled with you yet, how dare you beat me up?" ? Brother Prince has told too many lies all these years, did he even believe himself?"

"Presumptuous!" Xiao Mingyue also became angry, and threw a plate of snacks at him with his backhand, "You killed someone, so you have the face to blame me?"

Xiao Mingxuan laughed back in anger, stared into his eyes, and asked word by word: "Did you write a letter asking him to go back to Lian's house?"

Xiao Mingyue pinched his fingers in vain, her face flushed, she gritted her teeth and said, "Yes, so what?"

"If he is disobedient, you will kill him?"

"Nonsense!" Xiao Mingyue was about to die of anger, and shouted: "You still don't let go? If you dare to touch a hair on me, I will definitely report to Royal Father, so that you can't eat it and walk around!"

Xiao Mingxuan let go of his hand, pushed his brother to sit on the chair, and said coldly: "The dignified prince will sue for being tricky, but he is really promising!"

I really want to press his brother's head into the soup bowl to see if he can still put on such a sanctimonious face.

Xiao Mingyue took a breath, brushed the front of his hand with disgust, and snorted out of his nose: "I just thought of you as young and ignorant, so I don't care about you for now, and I don't want to get involved again in the future." my people."

Xiao Mingxuan looked disdainful, and said sarcastically: "I want to get my hands on it, so what can you do? Anyway, your backer doesn't want you anymore."

This precise blow was ruthless and piercing, it poked his chest with suffocation, his face turned pale, Xiao Mingyue bit his lips bleeding, and said bitterly: "Unless I die, I will never let your treachery succeed."

As soon as Xiao Mingxuan stretched out his hand, Xiao Mingyue thought that he was going to beat up his brother, and subconsciously hid back, but unexpectedly, the other party just pinched his chin, forced him to raise his head, looked down at him, and said with a sneer: "It's just me Lian Ziyu, you asked your sister-in-law to come to my inner house, why are you pretending to be righteous now?"

Xiao Mingyue's eyes were mixed with shame and anger, Jun's face turned red and then turned pale, and she shouted, "If you hadn't been procrastinating on nodding, why would I let my wife..."

He couldn't continue, feeling ashamed under Xiao Mingxuan's contemptuous gaze.

At the same time, I was so annoyed, how come I met this bastard brother, like a scholar meets a soldier, entangled and easily blamed?

Since Sheng Yue, He Shengxuan!Why didn't the board beat him to death back then?

It's really unreasonable for this dog to hurt Xiao Lian, but now he has a heart for his princess!

I can't delay any longer, I have to consummate the house with the princess as soon as possible, and have a lingering love, and then give birth to a bunch of little dolls who chase after Xiao Mingxuan and call him uncle.

He was so mad at him.

Xia Yunze didn't realize that he was facing the biggest crisis in the marriage, he drove everyone out of the bedroom, put down the curtains, lighted the scent of breath, and then pushed himself on the bed and started counting sheep.

The fragrance gradually became stronger, and the sleep aid effect was excellent, and he soon fell asleep.

A wisp of ghost wanders around, dreaming back to his hometown.

The scene in front of him was a bit distorted, and it was barely discernible that it was his kitchen, but the people who saw it clearly saw a thin man in his early fifties wearing an apron and cutting fruit beside the cooking counter.

"Dad..." Xia Yunze called out instinctively, "Where's my mother?"

Naturally, his father couldn't hear it, and buried himself in cutting a basin of fruit, which contained the pineapple he hated the most.

Xia Yunze pursed his lips, a sense of grievance of being abandoned welled up in his heart.

No matter how iron-blooded a tough guy is, he is still a coquettish brat when he returns to his parents, not to mention that he can never go back, so why not allow him to feel sorry for himself?

His father carried fruit in one hand and a few small fruit forks in the other and walked towards the living room. Xia Yunze floated behind his father like a spirit behind his back. When he saw his mother, he couldn't help sobbing in his sleep.

His mother's complexion is still good, she is a little fatter than before he left, Xia Yunze was relieved and sad at the same time, thinking to himself, could it be that I paid for the phone call?Why don't you express your sadness?

Shaking his head again when he was sad, he said to himself: "Without the supervision of my fitness trainer, my mother really rebounded."

His mother held the remote control and said something to the people on the couch with a smile, but he couldn't hear it, and the mouth shape should be to invite them to eat fruit.

Xia Yunze followed her gaze and finally understood why his parents were not sad anymore.

There were two young people sitting side by side on the couch, one was a man and the other was a man.

One is his... body, the core of which he does not recognize, and the other is unknown from the inside out.

Xia Yunze pounced on it, desperately trying to squeeze into his shell, but ended up flying around like a mosquito blocked by a window screen, unable to get in.

When he got closer, he realized that the two young men were shoulder to shoulder, and the two hands hanging next to each other were clasping fingers secretly under the cover of the coffee table.

Xia Yunze: "Grass!"

He didn't know much before, but now he has opened his eyes, he has a clear eye to see every detail, and he has a discerning eye to recognize gays.

His shell was taken by a gay guy!And openly brought the adulterer to his house to come out!

Look at this sticky and greasy look, maybe eight hundred sheets have been rolled behind his back, even if the shell was given back to him, he wouldn't dare to take it!

Xia Yunze was so angry that he hopped his feet, stomped on the branches, and crazily stomped on the dog's heads of the two young people.

His parents didn't know that their real son was in a rage, and they were very enthusiastic about their fake son and son-in-law—or daughter-in-law—with a smile.

It's not a crime for a man to cry, tough guys also have heroic tears, since they have a home and can't go back, why bother to be sad here?

Xia Yunze shrank to the corner of the wall and rubbed his eyes, watching that impostor happily pick up a pineapple, and even fucked up his orchid fingers.

His father put on a face and scolded him, but the adulterer hurriedly protected him, smoothed things over with a smile, and stretched out his hand to cover the impostor's hand, pressing his raised little finger back.

Xia Yunze: "Grass! Poisonous!"

Only then did he discover that the adulterer was handsome, muscular, tall and long-legged, with a straight sitting posture, and a bright and upright attitude, which made him look like a small bird depending on a tough guy.

Taking a closer look at the counterfeit goods, Xia Yunze felt very sorry.

This must be a slacker!His hard-working muscles have all shrunk!smaller!Thinner!narrowed!

Fat as if he didn't blow his breath, he should be thankful for the thin gene passed on to him by his father.

Well, now his dad let the impostor inherit it too.

The adulterer said something to his father in a serious manner. Judging from the shape of his mouth, it probably read: "Don't worry, leave him to me..."

The counterfeit stared at the star, and leaned his head on the adulterer's shoulder. If it wasn't for the old man, he might have gotten so tired of putting on a R-rated show in his arms.

Xia Yunze: "Grass..."

He is relieved!He gave up!He didn't even think about the original shell at all!

Muscles can be gained by training, gays can't be met, and when they meet gays, they hide and walk, and only the brains come forward.

When he has worked hard for several years and returned to the gym overnight, compared to those fighters who stand guard in the stock market, what is his loss of muscle, drizzle!

When you go back, you must prepare another generous gift, thank you Dawu!

The fragrance became weaker and weaker, and the scene in front of him began to blur. His mother went back to the room to get the red envelope for meeting, and his father went back to the kitchen to cook, leaving the doggy man to eat fruit on the sofa.

As a result, the dog and the man looked at the right time to feed and gnaw each other, and the pineapple juice was squeezed out.

All right, he couldn't get out of the grass anymore, waking up from a nightmare as if fleeing for his life.

With almond-eyed eyes staring blankly at the bed curtain woven with gold and embroidered silver, Xia Yunze wiped the corners of his eyes and sighed softly.

If you think about it, we tough guys have to go with the situation. If you think about it better, you'll be dressed like a rich man.

Otherwise, as a young coach who is overwhelmed by KPIs, he will not even be able to save the down payment if he doesn't eat his parents.

Unlike now, there is a large area of ​​houses in the East Palace where you can live casually, with carved beams and painted buildings, and you don't have to pay rent.

He sighed again, put aside those useless thoughts of parting in his mind, cheered up, and made up his mind to make a name for himself in this world.

First find out the truth about Xiao Lian's murder, and let their brothers turn their fights into jades, and stop pinching each other like a black-eyed chicken all day long.

As for the two brothers who have deep grievances and endless grievances, unless they throw the evidence in their faces, their empty words will only make them offend people on both sides.

Xia Yunze sat up, just stretched his waist, when the door rang, the prince came in.

"The princess is awake?" Xiao Mingyue smiled gently, and sat down beside his bed, with one hand still covering his, "Why are your hands so cold, did you have a nightmare?"

Brother you guessed it!Xia Yunze recalled what he saw in his dream, and reflexively withdrew his hand, saying vaguely, "It's nothing, it's just some trivial matters in my family."

Xiao Mingyue was not annoyed, and even wiped his sweat with a silk handkerchief, and comforted him: "Princess's words are wrong, since she married her husband, this is the princess' home."

Xia Yunze didn't argue with him, but nodded boredly.

Seeing that he was still unhappy, the prince simply changed the subject: "I will be leaving the city in a few days, the princess must prepare in advance."

Seeing the sluggish little tender seedlings instantly froze, a pair of almond eyes shone brightly, and even the waist straightened up.

Xiao Mingyue couldn't help laughing, and teased him again: "Of course, the princess mainly doesn't like noise, so it's okay to stay in the palace."

"I'm going!" Xia Yunze jumped up, gearing up, "I still want to ride my 'Tongyun'!"

It would be great to dress up as a rich man, otherwise, with his little salary, how could he afford to ride a hard-earned BMW in his life?

Fresh clothes and angry horses, running wild with joy, have no regrets in this life!

He was so excited that he couldn't control himself, Xiao Mingyue spoke respectfully again, this time his voice was much softer and a bit shy: "Before I leave, please ask the princess to fulfill my wish."

"Okay, tell me!" Xia Yunze patted his chest with pride.

Xiao Mingyue blushed, and said hesitantly: "You and I have been married for a long time, when will we consummate the house?"

Xia Yunze's face was dull, and his whole body froze.

No, I know that you need to heal after being broken up, but don't pick up vegetables in the basket!

I practice hard every day, but the dopamine and endorphins produced are not enough for you to be high?

Even if you eat meal replacements, you have to choose the taste-although they are quite unpalatable.

What's more, the meal replacement doesn't want you to eat it.

He looked at the shy face of the little fairy boy, and slowly uttered a word: "... grass?"