Feng Couch Luan Luan

Chapter 52 Sour and Salty

Who is Xiao Lian?

Xia Yunze slept until five o'clock, and was pleasantly surprised to find that both nostrils were ventilated, his head was no longer hurting, his eyes were no longer dizzy, and his whole body felt energetic!

He defeated the disease!He will not die young!

Who is Xiaolian?

What made him most gratified was that the two of them got along under the same quilt and lived in peace and order. It seemed that Xiao Mingxuan also ended his bent life and became a straight man.

They are so straight that they can make a combination called Chopstick Brothers!

As for the crown prince, he was already bent into a spoon, and if he was added in, it would become a tableware set, which is unlucky, so we don't take him to play with.

Who is Xiaolian?

Half of his face was covered by the brocade quilt, and the end of his nose smelled warm and masculine, clear and clean, like the smell of grassland under the scorching sun.

Xiao Mingxuan's clothes were a little damp, Xia Yunze knew that this person was the most heat-sensitive, but in order to take care of him as a patient, he wrapped himself in a quilt and covered him all night.

It is really unparalleled brotherhood in the world, and the sincere friendship is moving.

Maybe he said "Xiao Lian" last night?Or "Xiao Lian"?

Xia Yunze was about to recover from his cold, and he was so moved that he felt that there was no way to repay the kindness of saving his life, and that he should do something for his brother.

He was impassioned in his heart, Xiao Mingxuan woke up, and without getting up, he hugged him tightly, with his chin resting on the top of his head, his voice still sounded sleepy: "What time is it?"

"Just after five o'clock." He rubbed back indiscriminately, trying to get out of the opponent's arms.

In the morning, there will inevitably be a small situation. Usually, he lies flat and takes a few deep breaths, and then silently recites the core values ​​to make himself bow his head. After all, he is still dressing up as a girl in a foreign country. If there is a chestnut flower smell on his body, his mouth will say Not sure.

Now being hugged by a muscular man, he was so embarrassed that he would explode on the spot.

"Should I go?" Xiao Mingxuan didn't even open his eyes, and stroked his back with one hand, moving down along the spine, with unfinished ambiguity.

"It's fine if you don't leave." Xia Yunze laughed dryly, "The big deal is to let your brother know that I'm also a man, and the three of us will get married directly in Taoyuan."

Lift up the skirt and shake it, you have everything I have, brothers walk together for life, whoever bends first is the dog.

No... don't even think about four betting before the skirt is disarmed!

He was threatening, Xiao Mingxuan opened his eyes and stared at him, and said in a low voice: "No! If you dare to tell him, I will take your skin off!"

His expression was too fierce, Xia Yunze shrunk his neck, wondering how he had been upright all his life, so why did he let this brat eat him to death?

Forget it, you're a brat and I'll let you go.

"Where's the whistle for you? Why didn't you bring it with you?" Xiao Mingxuan's eyes were extremely aggressive, glaring at someone who was pregnant, making him and his little brother cowardly, and lowered their heads at the same time.

Xia Yunze coughed guiltily, and whispered, "I told Caiwei to put it away."

I'm not a physical education teacher, what can I do with a whistle?

Xiao Mingxuan was about to be pissed off by his dumbfounded look, couldn't bear it any longer, and greeted his upturned buttocks with a big palm-like hand, noting either side, impartially.

"Your uncle!" Xia Yunze exploded in anger, he couldn't help but bump his knee.

How could Xiao Mingxuan let him succeed?Blocking and pushing, people squeezed past.

In the two inconspicuous mornings, when I opened my eyes, I had a fight in the bed, and it was still in the prince's bedroom, on the prince's bed, and in the prince's quilt.

Why did he become more and more brain-dead when mixed with Xiao Mingxuan?The atmosphere is also very weird, sour and salty, like lemon dipped in salt.

I'm obviously a decent person!

...So is it Xiao Lian or Xiao Lian?

After all, Xia Yunze was defeated after a few rounds, he raised his hands and surrendered out of breath, his mouth was rotten: "Father can't do it, son has won."

The fate of the mouth is to be held down and slapped again. Although it doesn't hurt, but the shame is overwhelming. Xia Yunze silently said that his son hit me, and pushed the big guy out: "You should go, if you don't go, you will be gone." Bright."

Tsk, even he himself felt that this sounded outrageous, so here comes the question: Who is Xiao Lian?

Xiao Mingxuan rubbed his arms around him again, sat up, with a solemn expression, and said: "You must take that whistle with you, the East Palace has my secret guards, if you encounter danger, just blow it, and someone will come to help you." save."

Oh, not bad, this is good!Xia Yunze's eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly, his expression was like that of a salted fish seeing golden thighs, wishing to pounce on them and hug them.

Xiao Mingxuan couldn't help laughing, thinking that the little sister-in-law is so cute no matter how she looks, she is as gentle and soft as a little white rabbit, but she has a stomach full of evil tormenting people. If she is bitten by his fangs, she will be afraid that she will be hurt for the rest of her life?

"Little Sister-in-law—" Seeing the sky getting brighter, Xiao Mingxuan clung to him, "It's my birthday on the tenth day of September, and there is a birthday banquet in the palace. You must come."

"Okay..." Xia Yunze's heart was not listless, and he listened to the movement outside the house with his ears up. At this moment, some palace guards should get up to clean up. Don't be bumped into by the bear boy as soon as he goes out.

"I want a birthday gift." The brat didn't have the slightest sense of being a human being with his tail between his legs, and was still dawdling in getting dressed.

"Okay, okay, okay." Xia Yunze waved his hands and retracted into the quilt, planning to send the muscular man away and sleep in the cage again, "As long as I have, I will give you whatever you want."

"Then I won't be polite." Xiao Mingxuan dressed neatly, leaned into his ear and whispered: "I want..."

The next few words were blown into his earholes with the hot breath, and burned all the way to the top of his heart. Xia Yunze shivered, and his drowsiness disappeared.

"You're sick!" He covered his ears and screamed like a cat whose tail has been stepped on. "I don't! No way! Don't even think about it!"

Xiao Mingxuan hooked his chin with one finger, with a fierce and bad expression, and threatened: "If you don't give it, I will come and get it myself. Don't blame me for not saving face for you."

That... tell the truth, is Xiao Lian pissed off by you?If you say one more damn thing, dad will be mad at you too!

People had to bow their heads under the eaves, Xia Yunze nodded helplessly under the cannibalistic gaze of the other party, and swallowed two lines of humiliating tears.

After all, this evil star was sent away, why would he sleep back into the cage?Hugging back and forth on the bed, I was so worried that my eyebrows were about to fall out.

Until the palace servants came to help him get up, he still looked gloomy and miserable.

To show his concern, the prince came to accompany him to have breakfast, but his appetite was lost by his deadly resentful face, so he put down his chopsticks and asked, "Princess looks troubled, didn't you sleep well last night?"

Xia Yunze shook his head wearily, and kneaded a piece of milk dregs cake into a cake.

Sleep well and wake up badly.

"Speaking of which, the tenth day of September is also the princess's birthday!" Xiao Mingyue clapped her hands and asked with great interest: "It's not easy to make things happen after we bump into my second brother."

"Huh?" Xia Yunze raised his head from the dishes, Mu Mu looked at him blankly, "Have you hit the sun?"

"Yeah, I only knew that the princess and my second brother were born on the same day after reading Geng Shu." Xiao Mingyue gave him a meaningful look, "It is often said that people born on the same day can be married, but I was lucky enough to be married to the princess. , it seems that no one can tell the fate of this marriage."

Xia Yunze sensed the temptation, laughed dryly a few times, thinking that you should stop talking like a crow, marrying your brother will shorten your life by ten years.

As for his own birthday, he came to this world as a paratrooper only once, so it's a ghost to remember it.

Unexpectedly, it was the same day as Xiao Mingxuan, and it was indeed destined to burn incense and make offerings.

"I don't like to remember the date. I only found out about my second brother's birthday today." He said truthfully, "In the future, I will rely on His Highness to remind you of the birthdays of all the nobles in the palace."

"That's easy to say." Xiao Mingyue's face turned bright and she smiled, "After the birthday, the princess will be seventeen, why don't you come back later and hold a small banquet in the East Palace to celebrate your birthday?"

Xia Yunze quickly shook his head and refused, "No need, I'm still young, making it too formal will only ruin my blessing."

It's shameful to pretend to be tender, but it's useful. Anyway, this shell is in the Mood for Love, you little brothers have to let the baby, vomit!

It's not that he thinks it's troublesome to treat guests, but since he doesn't bother him to cook and wash his hands to make soup, he is afraid that Xiao Mingxuan will come and give him a gift in return if he hears about it.

Before Xia Yunze crossed over, he was extremely insensitive to these sophistication. He even gave the goddess an abdominal wheel as a birthday present, but was ridiculed by others in the circle of friends.

So later on he didn't bother to use his brain, it was better to ask for a huge sum of money than to ask for warmth, and it was better to actively pay the bill than to spend his heart and soul.

Strange to say, when he started to take the dirty money route, his popularity became better. Almost everyone called him Nuannan, Lanyan, and Boyfriend.

Fortunately, he passed through the glory days before upgrading to the central air conditioner.

So when the crown prince asked him what birthday gift he wanted, Xia Yunze's first reaction was to just give money, but then he thought of his dowry from an incomparably rich country, and felt that money was like dung, so he gave it away.

A noble person like the crown prince, who is so innocent in his eyes, would definitely disdain to talk about money, but he can't appreciate those elegant things, and forcibly pretending to be forceful will only expose his vulgar nature.

He raised his head and met Xiao Mingyue's clear eyes, and couldn't help but feel a movement in his heart, a certain idea gradually grew.

"I want a witch." Xia Yunze clasped his hands together and worshiped him reverently, "Only thinking about it, I hope the prince will be successful!"

"What?" Xiao Mingyue thought she had heard it wrong, her face was full of astonishment, and the teacup almost fell off.

"Heavenly masters are fine, and Taoist priests are fine too, as long as they have the ability to break through reincarnation and connect the power of yin and yang, they can solve the doubts in my heart." Ruo Yunxia, ​​"I would like to reward her with ten thousand gold."

In fact, he just wanted to understand why such an unscientific time-traveling thing happened to him. It would be great if he could draw a circle on the spot and let him go back through it again.

This world is too dangerous for a weak and helpless straight man, he would rather go back to be a lonely single dog.

The prince was thoughtful, and nodded in response. Xia Yunze was afraid that he would be perfunctory, and said again: "I will not let you work in vain, no matter whether it is successful or not, I will repay you well."

"Oh?" Xiao Mingyue frowned with a smile, and asked, "How does the princess want to repay me?"

Ha ha, now we are asking about his old profession.

Xia Yunze patted his chest and said, "I can help you strengthen your body and live a long life!"

"What did you say?!" Xiao Mingyue turned pale with shock, and looked at him in disbelief.

How many respected old imperial doctors dare not say such words, how dare this delicate little princess with ten fingers not touching Yang Chunshui dare to speak wild words?

But these eyes were so determined and radiant, as if they were leaping with inexhaustible fire, igniting his withered and obscure life.

It made him feel ups and downs, unable to control himself, and made him willing to try to believe for once, whether he could firmly hold in his hands those things that he thought were elusive.

If you can let the horse rein in, gallop freely on the grassland, blow the wind, chase the clouds, sing songs, and return home drunk, what a happy life it would be!

Instead of hiding in a golden cage surrounded by emerald greens and lingering on one's last breath like now, for fear of being destroyed by wind and frost if one step out.

Xiao Mingyue's excitement was beyond words, she stood up, cupped her hands and bowed, and said: "I don't want to thank you for your kindness, it's all thanks to the princess for taking care of me."

Xia Yunze returned an encouraging smile, and prepared to tailor a fitness class for Xiao Mingyue.

In his opinion, the prince's delicate body is purely cultivated. He is afraid of getting cold, hot and bumped, so he is quiet all day long. As a result, his physical fitness is seriously insufficient, and his immune system also degenerates. A vicious circle has formed a delicate body. flower.

Physically unhealthy and mentally incapable of sunshine, he looks virtuous, but his eyes have no temperature at all, always shrouded in a haze of depression that cannot be dispelled.

Don't say anything, let's practice with my brother, one day the delicate flowers will become sunflowers, and my brother will have a bright face.

After seeing off the prince, he collapsed on the bed and began to worry about Xiao Mingxuan again.

The two brothers don't have a fuel-efficient lamp, so they have to worry about the other after dealing with one.

The sugar cane is not as sweet as the two ends, but the candle has to be burned at both ends, this fucking life.

Looking at the cloudless sky, Xia Yunze remembered the gift Xiao Mingxuan wanted, his cheeks became hot, and he secretly cursed Patriarch Ganli.

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