Feng Couch Luan Luan

After the kiss was over, both of them were panting badly, Xiao Mingxuan's eyes were scorching hot, his hands were terribly hot, his tall and strong body covered him, covering him in his arms.

Xia Yunze was so dazed by the kiss that he felt dizzy and limp. He couldn't help admiring this kid's superb kissing skills, which made him bow down to the room boy for the past two lifetimes.

"Wait for me... huh... travel all over Fang Cong..." He was out of breath and provocative, "I will come again... huh... to compete with you..."

Xiao Mingxuan raised his eyebrows, and simply relaxed his support and let himself be pressed down, only to hear his little lord groan, and almost died of the pressure.

"What is Xiao Huang's wife talking about?" He quietly reached out and hooked the other party's belt, "Isn't it already a winner?"

Feeling his small movements, Xia Yunze rolled his eyes and muttered, "You make me want to vomit..."

There is no one who can spoil the scenery more than him!

Xiao Mingxuan stood up with a dark face, tore off his clothes, stretched his big hands in, and threatened: "If you dare to spit on my bed, I will let you lick it back."

What a fucking beast!Xia Yunze resentfully pulled his troublesome hand away, and cursed: "Which one of your muscles is wrong and you are here to seek my bad luck? See clearly that I am a man!"

"I didn't see clearly." Xiao Mingxuan simply played a rogue, and tore his clothes, "Let me take a closer look."

Whose brat is so annoying, playing tricks on others all day long!

"Get out of here, shameless!" Xia Yunze laughed and scolded, pushing him away forcefully, "If I were a woman, I would have turned you into medicine dregs, would it be your turn to be arrogant with me?"

Xiao Mingxuan often couldn't understand what he was talking about, but he was always diligent in asking: "Drugs?"

Xia Yunze told him the joke about the dregs of the medicine, and laughed himself first, looking at Xiao Mingxuan's muscular and muscular physique, and began to calculate how many times it would take to squeeze him into dregs of medicine——

"Once upon a time, there was an emperor who was getting old and the rain and dew in the harem were scarce, and the concubines and beauties were all depressed and sad. The imperial physician offered advice to find some strong men to enter the palace...to soothe the loneliness in the deep palace. After half a month, the beauties Sure enough, his face was radiant and charming, the emperor inspected the harem, and found several weak men lying beside the wall, their faces were yellow and emaciated as if starved to death, the emperor asked the imperial physician who were those people, and the imperial physician replied: medicine dregs."

After he finished speaking, he slapped his thighs with laughter, and asked again and again: "Hahahaha, do you think it's funny?"

Xiao Mingxuan had a strange expression, staring at him without saying a word.

Even Xia Yunze, whose nerves are thicker than a whale, was so stared that the back of his neck felt cold, and goosebumps fell off his pillow.

Fuck!I was too busy talking about nasty jokes, but I didn’t notice that I was talking about nasty jokes about the ruling class. What if the real and powerful person in front of me felt empathy and felt that the green cloud was overshadowing him?

He was racking his brains to make up for it, Xiao Mingxuan said slowly: "You mean, if you were a woman, you would have hooked up with me and squeezed me to death?"

Why are the words coming out of your mouth so weird?The point is not this!

"Or..." A smile flashed in his eyes, "If you marry into the East Palace and be lonely for a long night, you also want to call your younger brother to be medicine dregs?"

This is even more wrong!Just tell me a joke, do you want to diverge like this?

Xia Yunze thought of the fragrant grasses everywhere in the palace, his heart was wretched, his face blossomed with a smile, and he said: "There are so many beauties in the Eastern Palace, I am the one who sacrificed himself to make medicine dregs!"

Xiao Mingxuan sneered, his voice was lazy and low, unhurried, and said: "I just received the news that the prince's elder brother dismissed the harem, and there is not a single beauty left."

a bolt from the blue!Xia Yunze's expression froze, his lips moved, and he couldn't make a sound, like a fish out of water.

Xiao Mingxuan laughed even more happily, and gave him another knife: "I heard that it is to marry the little emperor's wife, hey, the prince brother is a dedicated person!"

I can fuck you!The prince and the grandson talk about love? The word "devotion" is so shameful that he would hang himself!

There are no more beauties in the East Palace?Am I really going to be a great magician?Buried under the tree is a jar of daughter's red wine stored for 80 years?

Xia Yunze unrepentantly raised his right hand to cover his face, desperately realizing that this might be his only girlfriend for the rest of his life...

Just as she was complaining about herself, she heard the demon on her body still asking, "Do you still want to enter the East Palace, little sister-in-law?"

Xia Yunze shook his head in frustration, and let out a lament of the end of a hero: "Whoever thinks who is stupid!"

"That's just right." Xiao Mingxuan's eyes flashed with sternness, "I don't want to give you up to that hypocrite either."

Xia Yunze was frightened into a cold sweat by his eyes, and asked, "What do you mean?"

"I will find a woman who is about the same age and shape as you and send her to the East Palace. Li Daitao is stiff." Xiao Mingxuan stroked his cheek, and whispered with a smile: "As for you, I will arrange it properly."

He has been bored for the past few days. Although he can't figure out why the waves in his chest are rising, the satisfaction brought by holding someone in his arms is real. He doesn't care about ethics anymore, and he will get what he wants first. Besides.

Life is short, why should you wrong yourself?

But Xia Yunze couldn't laugh anymore, his eyes became colder, and he asked, "How do I arrange it? Shall I make a facial for you?"

Xiao Mingxuan gnawed his mouth swollen, no matter how stupid he was, he would never think that the other party took so much trouble to take him in just to repay his kindness.

This dangerous relationship that could be stolen at any time must be put on the brakes immediately. The ambiguous feelings between the two straight men who had never met because of their previous behavior of dressing up as women should also let it go with the wind. .

Even if Xiao Mingxuan was tempted, it was only for the girl in his imagination who didn't reveal her true face. Now that she confessed her gender, even if there was any aftermath in her heart, she would soon calm down.

He is very clear about this brat's psychology - he is used to domineering, he wanted to steal the emperor's wife but he didn't steal it, and now he is still entangled with him, but he just can't swallow it.

Coupled with the fact that there is no way to flirt with women on the long road, it is also a reason to be interested in the face of my first love. No fish, no shrimp!

So we still have to rescue it, don't let it develop and don't know Yiyuhudi.

When they arrived at the Huahua World in the capital of Qi Kingdom, they should naturally walk half of the way to the sky without saying anything, and no one should worry about the other.

Why bother to get involved in more entanglements before parting ways?Breaking each other up for a dewy love affair is too much for the loss.

Let alone another innocent woman's life for one's own selfish desires, after all, the prince is not a good man either!

Xiao Mingxuan was so choked by him that he was speechless for a long time, Xia Yunze pushed him away and sat up, waved his hands, and said: "Don't bother you, since I have been raised as a princess for so many years, I will When it is time to be loyal to the country, there is absolutely no reason to run away.”

Although it is a fucking thing to change from a strong man to a weak chicken, he still thanked God for picking up a rich and powerful shell for him.

Compared with the pressure of survival, what is a relationship?

A Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death like him can live comfortably wherever he goes. He doesn't need anyone to pity him, and he still wants to be a flower protector for others!

There was a smile on the corners of Xia Yunze's lips, and he lowered his eyebrows and closed his eyes, feeling somewhat relieved that "if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell".

"But you..." Xiao Mingxuan became anxious, grabbed his wrist suddenly, and asked forcefully, "Do you really have no affection for me?"

Xia Yunze looked at him calmly, shaking his head slowly but firmly.

Don't let yourself sink deeper and deeper into the illusion, a little throbbing in the eyes won't last forever, and now you can keep some friendship if you refuse, but when the relationship collapses, there will be nothing but embarrassment.

"Very good..." Xiao Mingxuan burst out with blue veins on his forehead, his anger was brimming, showing a fierce look, "Very good, Xia Yunze, you are very good..."

He repeated it several times like a repeater, which made Xia Yunze startled and frightened, and subconsciously said politely: "I'm sorry, it's not that good... Ugh!"

He was bitten by this wolf cub again!Hiss, it hurts!