Feng Couch Luan Luan

In the previous life, the skin was rough and thick, but in this life, the skin is thin and tender, and it is extremely sensitive. The soft and greasy skin can clearly feel the temperature of the opponent's hand like a soldering iron, which scalds everyone to death.

This is even more embarrassing than when he squatted with a heavy load and accidentally opened the crotch line in front of everyone.

Xia Yunze felt uncomfortable all over, he twisted his waist twice to signal him to take back Lushan's claws quickly, there will be a fee for touching Lao Tzu again!

What is this little thing messing around with?The twist made his heart feel hot, and the hand that was going to move away was pressed up again, and he slapped the most fleshy part.

"Oh!" Xia Yunze screamed, his eyes almost popping out.

The rippling water eased the force, not only did it not hurt, but also brought a gentle sense of impact, oscillating all the way along the tailbone, causing his heart to follow the waves.

When he is done, he will be slapped by this muscular man...

No, no, even if you bend your waist, you still want to find a charming and charming little beauty. This kind of big muscle is too big and teeth can't be chewed!

Xia Yunze fell into hopelessly sad associations, thinking about how the bottom line is just like underpants.

In order to alleviate this speechless embarrassment, he lifted his foot and rubbed it back, until it touched the sinking cloth towel, Xia Yunze picked up the cloth towel in his hand, and said with a dry smile, "Do you want to wipe, wipe your back?"

Xiao Mingxuan took the cloth towel silently, Xia Yunze couldn't help giving him a thumbs up, this is the correct attitude for a straight man to take a hot spring!

Before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he was thrown over by someone, lying on the shore like a pancake in an iron pan.

"What are you doing!" With his butt facing backwards, Xia Yunze screamed in fright, "Don't let me pick up the soap!"

"What strange words did you say?" Xiao Mingxuan seemed to sigh, and put a wrung wet cloth towel on his back, "Didn't you let me wipe your back for you?"

"Heh, heh heh!" Xia Yunze was startled, his voice changed, "You, ouch, take it easy!"

How can I rub it without saying anything!This brute force made him feel like his skin was about to be rubbed off!

"Ah... lighten up... don't... hurt, hurt... slow down... ah ah ah... feel comfortable..."

Master Xiao, the scrubber, learned by himself without a teacher. After restraining his strength, he scrubbed his muscles and bones soft and refreshed until his throat became greasy.

He didn't realize that his voice was weak, trembling and soft, enough to bend telephone poles.

The more Xiao Mingxuan listened, the more something was wrong, the tips of his ears became hot, and he couldn't help but slap him again: "Shut up, don't bark!"

Well, the slap straightened him again.

It's true, straight up.

Xia Yunze's waist and legs were weak, and he wanted to cry but had no tears. After living two lifetimes, he realized that he was actually a shivering M!But why is it not the European and American girl who beat him with a small leather whip, but the muscular guy with salty pig hands spanking his ass!

He buried his face in his arms, his shoulders twitched in mourning for his shattered views.

Xiao Mingxuan also noticed the changes in his body, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, he got closer, his strong body almost stuck to his back, and said with a smile: "Xiao Langjun, what's wrong with you?"

Are you blind?Donate your eyes if you don’t need them, thank you!

His coquettish appearance made people want to tease him even more, Xiao Mingxuan swore that he had no other intentions, but was dazzled by the joy of this unexpected reunion, and wanted to see this little thing become angry and helpless.

But tonight he was really surprised, not only because he saw Xiao Langjun but also saw Xiao Xiao Langjun——

"I thought you were a little eunuch in the palace before, but I didn't expect..." Xiaoniao was not dead, but was quite energetic.

"Huh?" Xia Yunze's mind went blank, and after finally digesting the meaning of his words, he turned back into a straight man of steel in an instant.

The seemingly curved but not curved experience a few breaths ago must be an illusion!

Look, his little brother was also dejected and lost his impulse, and he personally proved that his gender is male and female.

Straightening the orientation first, Xia Yunze chewed on the last three words of the other party, feeling unexplainably angry in his chest.

Small!too!Supervisor!

It turned out that the little eunuch he mentioned to save his life in the evening was not Eunuch Huang, but Xia Yunze!

I can fuck you!

He's going crazy!If it weren't for soaking in the spring water, sparks would come out of the pores!

"You are the eunuch!" Anger made him lose his mind, he turned around, and sprayed directly regardless: "Your whole family are eunuchs!"

Xiao Mingxuan didn't even move his eyelashes, and calmly pointed down: "I'm not."

Xia Yunze glanced down, jealousy made him unreasonable, and without even thinking about it, he made a kick!

The current of water hindered his performance, and his little leg was blocked before he could even hit the kick. Xiao Mingxuan frowned, and pushed forward, squeezing his slender body against the pool wall, grabbing his loose long hair and forcing him to lift up. At the beginning, he asked: "Since you're not a young eunuch, why did you appear in the deep palace?"

"It hurts...you fucking let go!" His scalp hurt from being pulled, and his clear almond eyes were filled with physiological tears, like a poor little girl who had been bullied.

It made people almost forget his insidious and sneaky attack just now.

Xiao Mingxuan took a deep breath, calmed down the sudden agitation in his chest, and asked forcefully, "Your three-legged cat's skills can't possibly be a guard, little man, tell me obediently, just who are you?"

Mr. Xiao Lang squinted his mouth, showing an angry and aggrieved expression, bowed his head submissively: "You let me go first, it's not good to be bumped into like this."

Even though he lost his morals, he still wanted his face. If people spread the rumors about soaking in hot springs in the middle of the night and having zero-distance contact with muscular men, how could he still be with young ladies in the future?

"Let go of you, I'm afraid you will disappear without a trace again." Xiao Mingxuan only let go of his hair, with a helpless and indulgent expression, "Are you the dowry of the little emperor's wife?"

Xia Yunze nodded and shook his head again, confused the other party, and asked, "Is it really?"

Thinking of this kid's deliberate plan to steal the emperor's wife, Xia Yunze showed a series of evil intentions, intending to make things difficult for him.

He pretended to be frightened and sad, and said cautiously: "I'm going to tell you the truth, you can't take my life."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Xiao Mingxuan scolded softly, "Xiao Langjun is my benefactor, if I hurt a hair of yours, how is it different from a beast?"

With your words, I feel relieved.Xia Yunze lowered his eyes, his slender eyelashes trembling slightly, and said in a low voice: "Princess Rong An and I have been inseparable since we were young. Standing shoulder to shoulder with 'her'..."

His words were ambiguous, even if he helped Xiao Mingxuan in the future and asked Qiuhou to settle the score, he couldn't find any loopholes.

It's just that the tone and demeanor are desperately leading people into the ditch.

Sure enough, Xiao Mingxuan was led astray, recalling a bunch of messy palace secrets, he felt sour in his stomach, and even his teeth were sore, he asked in a deep voice: "You are the little sister-in-law's... ... the head of the face?"

Xia Yunze trembled, raised his eyes and looked at him timidly, bit his lower lip and nodded.

Firecrackers were set off in my heart, full of the joy of revenge.

The little sister-in-law you have worked so hard to get your hands on, has already been seen and touched by me and fits well!

There is nothing wrong with logic!

No wonder his brother would rather cheat eight hundred dollars than release three thousand green caps. It's better to see the bastard sucked up than to win the lottery.

The two things that hurt the man the most, besides handing the gun too quickly, is the green on the head. He has never experienced the former not being able to close his eyes, so he had to fabricate a triangle relationship to disgust the other party.

Oh, plus his fiancé who doesn't know how long he will live, that's a four-corner relationship.

What a mess, what a thrill!

Xia Yunze pursed his lips to keep himself from laughing out loud, and leaned back, to prevent this kid from churning his stomach and vomiting on him.

He underestimated Xiao Mingxuan's psychological endurance. Although the muscular man looked ugly, he didn't lose his composure on the spot. He just looked at him with a complicated expression, sighed suddenly, and asked, "You...can you do it?"

"..." As soon as Xiao Mingxuan threw the "Green on the Head" brand landmine, the other party responded with "Can you do it?", making him ashamed.

He still can't refute it. Although he has developed a thin layer of muscles, his body is still slender and weak. He can count his ribs when he breathes in. No matter how you look at it, he has the physique of a stunted teenager.

While making up his mind to go on the road without forgetting to exercise, he raised his head confidently, patted his spring-colored little face, and said brazenly, "I'm good-looking, which girl doesn't like to be pretty?"

Glaring at the eyes that were turned by this wave of light, Xiao Mingxuan's breathing was suffocated, his chest tightened, and even his voice became hoarse: "It's really beautiful."

He stared at the other party's lively face, couldn't help but hold the back of his head, and slowly lowered his head under Xia Yunze's guarded eyes——

"And let me inspect the goods for Xiaohuang's wife."

No, no need!No!