Feng Couch Luan Luan

Xiao Mingxuan asked everyone to stay by the lake for a few more days on the grounds that the princess had been frightened. Everyone agreed, and there was a lot of discussion when they went back.

It's clear that it's not enough to have an affair, and it's right to be reluctant to leave.

A pile of wolf carcasses next to the hot spring were hauled back, and the bacon was skinned. The whole camp was bustling with activity.

It was the first time in Xia Yunze's life that he ate wolf meat, and the taste was indescribable.

The seasoning is not enough to cover the smell, and the heat of the moxibustion is not right, the outside is burnt, and the inside is still bloodshot.

People in Qi country are used to eating large pieces of meat and drinking heavily, drinking and laughing by the lake, and even falling over when they get drunk. The cooking of wolf meat in Chen country is much more particular, and it is boiled several times before it starts to be stewed. , Sparing no expense on the firewood, it must be stewed until it is thoroughly cooked before it comes out of the pan.

Xia Yunze resolutely pushed the rest of the roast meat aside, and took a big bite of the rich and tender meat.

If not for that lingering brother-in-law who came to pester him, this day would be so moist that he would want to sing.

The uncle would not let go of any opportunity to get bored with his sister-in-law, seeing him put down the bowl and chopsticks, he immediately came over: "It seems that this broiled meat doesn't suit the little sister-in-law's taste?"

Xia Yunze replied politely: "It's because I have no luck."

It's not a problem that it tastes bad, but he really can't chew it. After two bites, his cheeks hurt, and he hasn't chewed it completely, so he stretched his neck and swallowed hard.

"Young sister-in-law don't need to be humble. When it comes to culinary attainments, Qi country is not as good as your country." Xiao Mingxuan glanced at the stewed meat left in his bowl, and said with a smile: "We are all vulgar people, we hunted it when we were away. Wild game can only be roasted with firewood, such a delicate method is not common."

Xia Yunze was concerned, feeling like "the kid next door is crying". He was about to call for someone to bring a bowl for His Highness the Second Highness, but Xiao Mingxuan directly picked up the chopsticks he had used, and picked up the chopsticks from the bottom of his remaining bowl. He picked out a chopstick of meat and put it in his mouth.

Brother, you don't treat yourself as an outsider too much!

Look at this familiar and informal attitude, this familiar and natural movement, if you say that they have no adultery, even the ghosts will not believe it.

As a straight man, Xia Yunze certainly doesn't mind sharing a bowl with the same sex, but Xiao Mingxuan obviously doesn't care about drinking, he is afraid that this kid will get more and more active, and the trouble will not end in the end.

Ordinary friends turned against each other, at most they would die forever and never communicate with each other. If Xiao Mingxuan wanted to turn against him, he might die without a place to bury him.

It's better to confess earlier and be lenient, and try to get a lighter sentence.

Before the army moved, the scouts went ahead, Xia Yunze handed him a handkerchief to wipe the soup from the corner of his mouth, and asked tentatively, "You and the prince... have a good relationship?"

He was asking the question knowingly, if Xiao Mingxuan wants to have a good relationship with his imperial brother, can he blatantly steal the imperial wife?

Xiao Mingxuan shot him a sideways glance, and put on a handsome face, with a look of disdain and disdain: "What? Want to ask me about your husband?"

Ouch, this tone is so sour that it seems to overturn the vinegar tank. The young man's acting skills are good, and he got into the play very quickly!

Xia Yunze couldn't help laughing, always forgetting that this guy is still a 19-year-old brat at heart, and he has to follow his hair.

"You don't like your brother?" He pretended to be silly and sweet, "But people around me say that the crown prince is virtuous, gentle and steady, but the Second Highness is arrogant and domineering, causing trouble everywhere."

This time Xiao Mingxuan didn't even bother to give him a look, his expression was like being fed a fly.

Xia Yunze looked at his face and continued to disgust him: "Since everyone says he is good, but you think he is not good, it must be your fault."

This simple and crude attribution method will only add fuel to the flames. Xiao Mingxuan's face became more and more gloomy, and the air was filled with the atmosphere of a rainy day. He suddenly reached out and clasped his wrist, and said with a smile: "Why don't you come to my tent tonight, little sister-in-law?" Come here, let me see for myself, is it okay?"

With your fierce face, can I live until dawn if I go?

Xia Yunze chuckled, put away his big stick and took out a carrot: "However, I have been with you day and night these days, and I think the rumors are unfair."

Xiao Mingxuan raised his eyebrows slightly, picked out his ears, and put on a look of refraining from oil and salt.

What an ignorant little bastard, no wonder he was hanged and beaten by his brother in the public opinion position!

"Except for being capricious, perverted, reckless and irritable..." Xia Yunze counted them one by one with his fingers until Xiao Mingxuan's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and then he concluded with a smile: "But you are also a good boy who is open-minded and brave. .”

A flattery finally made Xiao Mingxuan's face brighten, such a big man made a look of aggrieved, he stroked his hand again, and whispered: "Little sister-in-law knows that I understand me, and my younger brother will die without regret."

Xia Yunze was covered in goosebumps from being numb, but before he confessed the truth, he had to make the other party look ecstatic, so that he would be in a good mood before he could be proud of himself!

"Of course I know you." He put his hands on his chest as if holding a heart, and his tone was full of sadness, "I just hope you can understand my difficulties."

Xiao Mingxuan's heart felt numb for a while, and he felt a bit of pity and pity, and his voice was so soft that water dripped out: "You may as well tell me what your sister-in-law's difficulties are, and my brother is willing to share her worries for her."

The main event is coming!Xia Yunze looked around to make sure that there were no idlers nearby waiting to listen, and begged him in a soft voice: "If I tell the truth, you can't be annoyed."

Based on his experience of fighting wits with his mother since he was a child, it's useless to ask for a guarantee. Even if his mother didn't reward him with fried pork with bamboo shoots on the spot, she would find a reason to punish him in the future.

But Xiao Mingxuan is still young!Of course it can't be compared with a thousand-year-old fox like his mother.

"I don't annoy you." Xiao Mingxuan was almost amused by him, he didn't understand how such a small person could contain so many worries.

Xia Yunze clutched his aching conscience, hesitantly tested on the verge of death: "Even if I lied to you, lied to you, cheated you, you won't be angry?"

Xiao Mingxuan's eyes became colder, recalling some unpleasant experiences, he asked, "Have you ever lied to me?"

The warm and affectionate atmosphere was gone, even Xia Yunze, who was as slow as Xia Yunze, could feel the difference in the other party's attitude, his chest tightened, and he stammered, "I mean...false, if..."

Unexpectedly, he has traveled through time, and he can still experience the feeling of being watched by the head teacher from the back window while reading comics in self-study class!It's scarier than being stared at by wolves, it's almost scaring me to pee!

Xiao Mingxuan kneaded his cool fingers, and although he was smiling, his tone was cold and piercing: "When I was in the capital of your country, I was plotted against by a traitor and almost lost my life."

Xia Yunze didn't dare to intervene. When a strong man analyzes his heart in front of you, it's safer to just be a listener.

"However, there is no unparalleled road, and a little eunuch saved me."

No... What kind of eyes do you have? The creases on Eunuch Huang's face can kill mosquitoes, little eunuch?

"After I escaped from danger, I went back to the hotel and killed all the nails buried by Concubine Shun's mother and son."

Good, good brother, you don't talk too much, it's no wonder you hate the prince so much, the royal brotherhood is really just paper.

"As for the person who gave me the medicine, I hung him upside down, had cramps and peeled off his skin, smashed his bones inch by inch, and hanged him with ginseng soup. He wailed for more than ten days before he died."

The bloody and cruel scenes are depicted in a calm and breezy tone, which makes the scalp of a good baby who grew up in a legal society tingle, and the hairs all over his body stand on end.

As if sensing his fear, Xiao Mingxuan patted the back of his hand and asked softly, "Do you know why I did this?"

Xia Yunze's paws were numb with fright, he looked down at his fragile body, and fell into a terrible thought.

Not to mention that he has become a weak chicken now, even with the strong physique of the past, he can't beat Xiao Mingxuan. He has seen the iron-blooded macho who has killed people with blood and is capable of fighting wolves!

"That person...is..." He moaned like a mosquito, and he was so overwhelmed by the other party's fierceness that he didn't dare to breathe out.

"He used to be my best friend." Xiao Mingxuan suddenly tightened his fingers, gripping him painfully, every word was filled with sharp and piercing ice balls, "but he secretly took refuge in the prince, deceived me, deceived me, and even tried Take my life, you say, should I retaliate against such a traitor?"

Xia Yunze felt guilty and short of breath, and his small thoughts of saving the country with curves had long since been thrown out of the blue.

In the face of absolute power, strategy is nothing!

Not to mention the cramping and peeling, with Xiao Mingxuan's kung fu, one punch can send him back to the west.

"Did it scare you?" This guy jumped from the horror movie channel to the romance movie channel again, coaxing him softly, "Be good, don't be afraid, little sister-in-law will definitely not lie to me, right?"

I'm alpaca!How can I answer this kind of proposition?Especially in front of him, he brought out a negative material to give Lao Tzu a special warning on the blackboard!

Xia Yunze shivered, and he didn't dare to have other thoughts. There was only one thought in his head: 36 strategies are the most important thing to do, escape is the most important thing!

"Forget it, don't mention those disappointing things." Xiao Mingxuan let go of his hand slightly, and crossed his fingers with him, as intimacy as a couple, "I know that little sister-in-law is timid, and I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep at night, so my brother came to accompany little sister-in-law how?"

Dogs are very strategic in their courtship, scaring and coaxing again, even if they are both soft and hard, they are afraid that the beauty will not cry and throw themselves into her arms?

It's a pity that the beauty he wants to date has a third leg, which frightened him into temporary ED.

Xia Yunze brushed his hand away, and refused concisely: "No need, it's inconvenient."

Xiao Mingxuan didn't give up, and leaned forward again, his breath brushed against his hat: "What's the matter?"

Relying on his thick skin, Xia Yunze chuckled and said, "The menstrual event is coming."

He can also be very involved in pretending to be a woman!