Feng Couch Luan Luan
Chapter 3 I'm cute but I'm a boy
The Seventh Princess flicked her cloak and walked towards the main hall first, walking swiftly and vigorously. Xia Yunze raised her skirt and swayed to follow, just like a little follower next to a big boss. The two stepped into the main hall one after the other. Xia Yunqing suddenly raised his hand and waved back Left and right, grabbed his wrist, and said in a deep voice, "Follow me."
No one dared to disobey the seventh princess, so they could only watch helplessly as the weak and cowardly ninth princess was dragged pitifully through the halls and courtyards, all the way to the northernmost idle courtyard.
"Princess Seven, what are you..." Xia Yunze was too weak, he was panting all the way, and when he crossed the threshold, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Xia Yunqing helped him, and that beautiful face was right in front of him After passing by, the expression became more ferocious: "What did you call me again?"
Xia Yunze observed the words and expressions, and realized that this was a proposition, so he quickly changed his words: "Seventh Sister."
Xia Yunqing's gloomy face softened a lot, but he still frowned, and said with disgust: "I don't get sick sooner or later, but I'm sick at this juncture, are you rushing to make trouble for others?"
Xia Yunze was as quiet as a chicken, listening to the training with his head down, and had a personal experience of his seventh sister's sharp mouth.
"You asked Eunuch Huang to go to the imperial hospital to invite some imperial doctor, why didn't you go to me?"
How dare he?Who doesn't know that you have a bad reputation, and besides, you don't know how to see a doctor!
"Do you know that the envoys of Qi Kingdom arrived in the capital a few days ago and handed over the letter of credence to form an alliance with our dynasty."
Wouldn't that save me from calling back and forth?Eunuch Huang said that his grandfather died in battle when he went to the Qi Kingdom, but the emperor didn't even show any signs of it, and Zhilan Palace didn't dare to do anything wrong, so he could only secretly burn paper in the middle of the night to pay homage.
"The two countries have a good relationship. According to the law, a princess should be married. The emperor of the Qi Kingdom has only two princes under his knees."
What does it have to do with me, I'm cute but I'm a boy!
Xia Yunze's heart was full of bullets, and he pursed his lips and remained silent. Seventh Princess became angry when she saw that the three sticks couldn't make a fart, and threw the whip on the stone pillar, making him jump with a crisp sound.
"Seventh Sister?" Xia Yunze took out his attitude towards local wealthy clients, kept a low profile, and flattered Xia Yunqing, making Xia Yunqing's anger turned into helplessness, and he shook his head and sighed: "The imperial doctors are going to give birth to Concubine Shu, I don't know which one is talkative Mentioning that you are also sick, the emperor remembered that there is such a redundant princess as you—he originally planned to choose the daughter of the clan to marry Princess Feng."
Xia Yunze opened and closed his mouth like a fish out of water, and he was stunned for a long time before digesting the information, and then his whole body went bad!Make love!Send a boy for a kiss!Are your ancients' operations so coquettish! ?
Fortunately, he remembered his first love's face in time, and he sighed too. With such a ghostly appearance, no one would believe that he was a man unless he showed it.
Even if he dared to take it out, it would probably turn into a dead bird on the spot—the owner would die, and the parts would of course be finished along with it.
After much deliberation, I still want to scold that scumbag emperor. His grandfather led the army to fight against the Qi country for so many years, and was hated by the people of Qi country. Now sending him there to get married is not sending a sheep to a tiger's mouth?Is this what people do?Even cheap father can't be so ruthless!
Xia Yunze looked hopeless and sighed against the wind, a familiar voice echoed in his head: The time left for the Chinese team is running out, theoretically there is still a chance to qualify.
The time left for Xia Yunze is also running out, and theoretically there is still a chance to turn things around.
His slack gaze gradually solidified, scanning the towering palace wall to the north.
In this era of building walls without using steel bars, even without a hammer drill, a hole can be dug out. As long as he has not been wrapped in a wedding dress and stuffed into a carriage, Xia Yunze will never give up lightly.
His bony and boneless fingers clenched into fists, his cheeks were tense, his eyes were firm, his small body was straight, and his expression was like that of a soldier going to war. People could vaguely see the shadow of the concubine Xian back then. Xia Yunqing was stunned for a moment, and stretched out his hand He straightened his long hair that was blown by the wind, and comforted him: "You don't have to worry about it too much. Qiguo Mountain is high and the road is far away. It will take a few months to exchange Geng posts. Even if they come to welcome their relatives, it will be next year at the earliest. It's summer, let's talk..."
The Seventh Princess hesitated for a moment, and her voice was lowered: "If you are determined not to make a marriage, there is always a way to get past it... It's just that it will be difficult to find a lover in the future."
What kind of man am I looking for?I am a good person myself!Now Xia Yunze can feel his Seventh Sister's bean curd heart again, there is true love everywhere in the world, even in the dark palace, he can still feel the warmth of spring!He smiled at the Seventh Princess: "Thank you, Seventh Sister, for letting me know, I know it well."
As long as the thinking doesn't slip, there are more solutions than difficulties. He can pretend to be sick and disfigured. No matter how stupid the emperor is, he can't marry an ugly monster.
What's more, even if he can't get over it, there are still ten months until next summer, and he can hollow out the foot of the wall with an ear pick.
His tenacious nerves, which are thicker than cables, allowed him to recognize reality in the shortest time and abandon fantasy to prepare for battle. Xia Yunze took a few steps towards the wall, thinking that a set of parallel bars could be placed here, and he would dig twice when he was tired from exercising. Wouldn't it be nice to delay things and deceive others?
It was beyond Seventh Princess' expectation that he was not scared to cry, but now he is still smiling at himself!Xia Yunqing began to feel that something was wrong again, and raised his chin with the handle of the whip, causing Xia Yunze to quickly recover his shy face, looking like a little lady who was molested by the evil master.
He was indeed a little ashamed to be pressed against his chin by such a beautiful and aggressive young lady, but thinking about Xia Yunqing being his seventh sister, he immediately suppressed that bit of whimsy - occupying his younger brother's body and fantasizing about his elder sister, even if he It's not so unethical to read all the stallions.
Changing into a weeping bitter gourd face again, Xia Yunqing didn't know whether to feel relieved or angry, so he had to change the subject abruptly: "Your 16th birthday will be on the tenth day of next month, what birthday gift do you want?"
Xia Yunze blinked, and didn't react for a while, until his seventh sister repeated it impatiently, and he woke up like a dream, "ah", looked at the whip in Princess Seven's hand embarrassingly, and asked in a low voice: "Seventh Princess If my sister Curry has extra whips, can I reward my sister with one?"
"What do you want this for?" Xia Yunqing glared at him, then glanced at his weak body with disgust, "You have never practiced martial arts, so you might hurt yourself if you play this."
Xia Yunze looked at his seventh sister helplessly, with drooping eyebrows and eyes looking pitiful. Seeing his cowardly look, Xia Yunqing couldn't be more aggressive, and resentfully threw the whip in his hand to him, and added a sentence: "You can grow up longer!" Get out!"
After speaking, he turned around and left without even drinking a cup of tea. Xia Yunze sent the great god out of Zhilan Palace with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye, and then rushed back to the inner hall impatiently to appreciate the birthday gift he had just obtained.
This is really a baby!It is black gold in color, solid and flexible, and the length is just right. It is a ready-made resistance training suspension strap on the beam of the house. Although the two ends are not easy to grasp, it is not a problem for a fitness fanatic. Xia Yunze waved it Retired and miscellaneous people waited, closed the door of the palace tightly, and threw the whip on the beam of the house.
His wrist was weak and he didn't swing it up.
Toss it again, but it still doesn't work, and the whip tip almost hit his face.
Xia Yunze gritted his teeth, moved a round stool and stepped on it, the height was finally high enough for him to put the whip on, and he was very satisfied after trying it out. He was about to jump down to warm up, and Huang, who was listening to the movement outside the door, was startled. The father-in-law finally couldn't bear it anymore and broke in the door. After seeing the situation inside the house, he screamed: "Come here! The ninth princess has hanged herself!"
Shocked by his shrill voice, Xia Yunze slipped and fell off the stool, hit his head on the table leg, and passed out miserably.
I'm so hard... This is his last consciousness.
When he opened his eyes again and it was time to light the lamp, Dong Ling stood by the bed with a sad face. Seeing that the master had woken up, he hurriedly helped him sit up, and whispered: "Master, the concubine concubine Shu just came and reprimanded Eunuch Huang for his ineffective service. gave him ten boards."
Xia Yunze was stunned for a few seconds, then he suddenly got off the bed, and was about to go out without even wearing his shoes. Dong Ling hugged his waist and persuaded: "Master, don't be impulsive, the executioner took the money, Eunuch Huang No problem."
Xia Yunze was pushed back on the couch by her, with a sleepwalking expression on his face, and he asked in a daze, "Does Concubine Shu dislike me?"
Dong Ling explained to him the situation in the palace in detail. Concubine Shu is the emperor's cousin and childhood sweetheart. She has been favored for more than ten years and has given birth to two princes. Now she has another one in her stomach. She has always been in the palace. Walking sideways, no one is pleasing to the eye, and she will give others a meal at every turn. Even the queen is unwilling to provoke her easily, and the other concubines are even more afraid to avoid it.
It stands to reason that such a person who is so popular, how can he usually think of the princess who fell out of favor and was forgotten in the corner?But the choice of marriage is decided in her palace, what if the unknown Ninth Princess can take this opportunity to win over the Holy One?I just planned to gather up that inexperienced little girl, maybe I can use it for myself in the future.
"Not only that." The prince moved in tremblingly on his crutches. Although he was hit by the board, his brows and eyes were filled with joy, he flicked the whisk, and said happily: "Slave congratulates the master, the news just came from outside. , our Mr. Yan has won the first place in the list, and we have already worshiped under Shen Daru's sect to prepare for the next spring, Amitabha, if the empress knows it, she must be very happy."
Mr. Yan?who?Xia Yunze listened to the thunder and mist with a duck face, and didn't understand where Eunuch Huang's joy came from.Dong Ling felt that he must have burnt out his brain, and he woke up as if he was a different person, so he reminded him: "It is the master's little uncle, Yan Chengbi, who was still young when the empress entered the palace. Alright."
"Oh..." Xia Yunze suddenly realized, and then became excited.
I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!The general's mansion has been left in the cold for so many years, but a 20-year-old Xie Yuanlang unexpectedly appeared out of nowhere!It can be said that he is young and promising, and has a bright future. If he will try again and again in the next year, he will be able to soar into the sky and regain the former glory of the General's Mansion.
Xia Yunze didn't think about Guangzong Yaozu, but felt that this was definitely another super cheat. It seems that his trash stock that no one cares about is finally going to bottom out. In Jianghu, if you have no money, you can find Eunuch Huang, and if you have something to do, you can find Uncle Yan. If you think about it, you will be so excited that you can eat three more bowls of rice.
It happened that he was also hungry, so he clapped his hands and called for someone to pass on the meal, and then, under the terrified gazes of Eunuch Huang and Dong Ling, he boldly stuffed himself into his throat.
The fragile digestive system cannot withstand sudden overeating. In the middle of the night, he developed a fever again, vomiting and diarrhea, which shocked Eunuch Huang to invite the imperial physician overnight. Dad also drove over.
No one dared to disobey the seventh princess, so they could only watch helplessly as the weak and cowardly ninth princess was dragged pitifully through the halls and courtyards, all the way to the northernmost idle courtyard.
"Princess Seven, what are you..." Xia Yunze was too weak, he was panting all the way, and when he crossed the threshold, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Xia Yunqing helped him, and that beautiful face was right in front of him After passing by, the expression became more ferocious: "What did you call me again?"
Xia Yunze observed the words and expressions, and realized that this was a proposition, so he quickly changed his words: "Seventh Sister."
Xia Yunqing's gloomy face softened a lot, but he still frowned, and said with disgust: "I don't get sick sooner or later, but I'm sick at this juncture, are you rushing to make trouble for others?"
Xia Yunze was as quiet as a chicken, listening to the training with his head down, and had a personal experience of his seventh sister's sharp mouth.
"You asked Eunuch Huang to go to the imperial hospital to invite some imperial doctor, why didn't you go to me?"
How dare he?Who doesn't know that you have a bad reputation, and besides, you don't know how to see a doctor!
"Do you know that the envoys of Qi Kingdom arrived in the capital a few days ago and handed over the letter of credence to form an alliance with our dynasty."
Wouldn't that save me from calling back and forth?Eunuch Huang said that his grandfather died in battle when he went to the Qi Kingdom, but the emperor didn't even show any signs of it, and Zhilan Palace didn't dare to do anything wrong, so he could only secretly burn paper in the middle of the night to pay homage.
"The two countries have a good relationship. According to the law, a princess should be married. The emperor of the Qi Kingdom has only two princes under his knees."
What does it have to do with me, I'm cute but I'm a boy!
Xia Yunze's heart was full of bullets, and he pursed his lips and remained silent. Seventh Princess became angry when she saw that the three sticks couldn't make a fart, and threw the whip on the stone pillar, making him jump with a crisp sound.
"Seventh Sister?" Xia Yunze took out his attitude towards local wealthy clients, kept a low profile, and flattered Xia Yunqing, making Xia Yunqing's anger turned into helplessness, and he shook his head and sighed: "The imperial doctors are going to give birth to Concubine Shu, I don't know which one is talkative Mentioning that you are also sick, the emperor remembered that there is such a redundant princess as you—he originally planned to choose the daughter of the clan to marry Princess Feng."
Xia Yunze opened and closed his mouth like a fish out of water, and he was stunned for a long time before digesting the information, and then his whole body went bad!Make love!Send a boy for a kiss!Are your ancients' operations so coquettish! ?
Fortunately, he remembered his first love's face in time, and he sighed too. With such a ghostly appearance, no one would believe that he was a man unless he showed it.
Even if he dared to take it out, it would probably turn into a dead bird on the spot—the owner would die, and the parts would of course be finished along with it.
After much deliberation, I still want to scold that scumbag emperor. His grandfather led the army to fight against the Qi country for so many years, and was hated by the people of Qi country. Now sending him there to get married is not sending a sheep to a tiger's mouth?Is this what people do?Even cheap father can't be so ruthless!
Xia Yunze looked hopeless and sighed against the wind, a familiar voice echoed in his head: The time left for the Chinese team is running out, theoretically there is still a chance to qualify.
The time left for Xia Yunze is also running out, and theoretically there is still a chance to turn things around.
His slack gaze gradually solidified, scanning the towering palace wall to the north.
In this era of building walls without using steel bars, even without a hammer drill, a hole can be dug out. As long as he has not been wrapped in a wedding dress and stuffed into a carriage, Xia Yunze will never give up lightly.
His bony and boneless fingers clenched into fists, his cheeks were tense, his eyes were firm, his small body was straight, and his expression was like that of a soldier going to war. People could vaguely see the shadow of the concubine Xian back then. Xia Yunqing was stunned for a moment, and stretched out his hand He straightened his long hair that was blown by the wind, and comforted him: "You don't have to worry about it too much. Qiguo Mountain is high and the road is far away. It will take a few months to exchange Geng posts. Even if they come to welcome their relatives, it will be next year at the earliest. It's summer, let's talk..."
The Seventh Princess hesitated for a moment, and her voice was lowered: "If you are determined not to make a marriage, there is always a way to get past it... It's just that it will be difficult to find a lover in the future."
What kind of man am I looking for?I am a good person myself!Now Xia Yunze can feel his Seventh Sister's bean curd heart again, there is true love everywhere in the world, even in the dark palace, he can still feel the warmth of spring!He smiled at the Seventh Princess: "Thank you, Seventh Sister, for letting me know, I know it well."
As long as the thinking doesn't slip, there are more solutions than difficulties. He can pretend to be sick and disfigured. No matter how stupid the emperor is, he can't marry an ugly monster.
What's more, even if he can't get over it, there are still ten months until next summer, and he can hollow out the foot of the wall with an ear pick.
His tenacious nerves, which are thicker than cables, allowed him to recognize reality in the shortest time and abandon fantasy to prepare for battle. Xia Yunze took a few steps towards the wall, thinking that a set of parallel bars could be placed here, and he would dig twice when he was tired from exercising. Wouldn't it be nice to delay things and deceive others?
It was beyond Seventh Princess' expectation that he was not scared to cry, but now he is still smiling at himself!Xia Yunqing began to feel that something was wrong again, and raised his chin with the handle of the whip, causing Xia Yunze to quickly recover his shy face, looking like a little lady who was molested by the evil master.
He was indeed a little ashamed to be pressed against his chin by such a beautiful and aggressive young lady, but thinking about Xia Yunqing being his seventh sister, he immediately suppressed that bit of whimsy - occupying his younger brother's body and fantasizing about his elder sister, even if he It's not so unethical to read all the stallions.
Changing into a weeping bitter gourd face again, Xia Yunqing didn't know whether to feel relieved or angry, so he had to change the subject abruptly: "Your 16th birthday will be on the tenth day of next month, what birthday gift do you want?"
Xia Yunze blinked, and didn't react for a while, until his seventh sister repeated it impatiently, and he woke up like a dream, "ah", looked at the whip in Princess Seven's hand embarrassingly, and asked in a low voice: "Seventh Princess If my sister Curry has extra whips, can I reward my sister with one?"
"What do you want this for?" Xia Yunqing glared at him, then glanced at his weak body with disgust, "You have never practiced martial arts, so you might hurt yourself if you play this."
Xia Yunze looked at his seventh sister helplessly, with drooping eyebrows and eyes looking pitiful. Seeing his cowardly look, Xia Yunqing couldn't be more aggressive, and resentfully threw the whip in his hand to him, and added a sentence: "You can grow up longer!" Get out!"
After speaking, he turned around and left without even drinking a cup of tea. Xia Yunze sent the great god out of Zhilan Palace with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye, and then rushed back to the inner hall impatiently to appreciate the birthday gift he had just obtained.
This is really a baby!It is black gold in color, solid and flexible, and the length is just right. It is a ready-made resistance training suspension strap on the beam of the house. Although the two ends are not easy to grasp, it is not a problem for a fitness fanatic. Xia Yunze waved it Retired and miscellaneous people waited, closed the door of the palace tightly, and threw the whip on the beam of the house.
His wrist was weak and he didn't swing it up.
Toss it again, but it still doesn't work, and the whip tip almost hit his face.
Xia Yunze gritted his teeth, moved a round stool and stepped on it, the height was finally high enough for him to put the whip on, and he was very satisfied after trying it out. He was about to jump down to warm up, and Huang, who was listening to the movement outside the door, was startled. The father-in-law finally couldn't bear it anymore and broke in the door. After seeing the situation inside the house, he screamed: "Come here! The ninth princess has hanged herself!"
Shocked by his shrill voice, Xia Yunze slipped and fell off the stool, hit his head on the table leg, and passed out miserably.
I'm so hard... This is his last consciousness.
When he opened his eyes again and it was time to light the lamp, Dong Ling stood by the bed with a sad face. Seeing that the master had woken up, he hurriedly helped him sit up, and whispered: "Master, the concubine concubine Shu just came and reprimanded Eunuch Huang for his ineffective service. gave him ten boards."
Xia Yunze was stunned for a few seconds, then he suddenly got off the bed, and was about to go out without even wearing his shoes. Dong Ling hugged his waist and persuaded: "Master, don't be impulsive, the executioner took the money, Eunuch Huang No problem."
Xia Yunze was pushed back on the couch by her, with a sleepwalking expression on his face, and he asked in a daze, "Does Concubine Shu dislike me?"
Dong Ling explained to him the situation in the palace in detail. Concubine Shu is the emperor's cousin and childhood sweetheart. She has been favored for more than ten years and has given birth to two princes. Now she has another one in her stomach. She has always been in the palace. Walking sideways, no one is pleasing to the eye, and she will give others a meal at every turn. Even the queen is unwilling to provoke her easily, and the other concubines are even more afraid to avoid it.
It stands to reason that such a person who is so popular, how can he usually think of the princess who fell out of favor and was forgotten in the corner?But the choice of marriage is decided in her palace, what if the unknown Ninth Princess can take this opportunity to win over the Holy One?I just planned to gather up that inexperienced little girl, maybe I can use it for myself in the future.
"Not only that." The prince moved in tremblingly on his crutches. Although he was hit by the board, his brows and eyes were filled with joy, he flicked the whisk, and said happily: "Slave congratulates the master, the news just came from outside. , our Mr. Yan has won the first place in the list, and we have already worshiped under Shen Daru's sect to prepare for the next spring, Amitabha, if the empress knows it, she must be very happy."
Mr. Yan?who?Xia Yunze listened to the thunder and mist with a duck face, and didn't understand where Eunuch Huang's joy came from.Dong Ling felt that he must have burnt out his brain, and he woke up as if he was a different person, so he reminded him: "It is the master's little uncle, Yan Chengbi, who was still young when the empress entered the palace. Alright."
"Oh..." Xia Yunze suddenly realized, and then became excited.
I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!The general's mansion has been left in the cold for so many years, but a 20-year-old Xie Yuanlang unexpectedly appeared out of nowhere!It can be said that he is young and promising, and has a bright future. If he will try again and again in the next year, he will be able to soar into the sky and regain the former glory of the General's Mansion.
Xia Yunze didn't think about Guangzong Yaozu, but felt that this was definitely another super cheat. It seems that his trash stock that no one cares about is finally going to bottom out. In Jianghu, if you have no money, you can find Eunuch Huang, and if you have something to do, you can find Uncle Yan. If you think about it, you will be so excited that you can eat three more bowls of rice.
It happened that he was also hungry, so he clapped his hands and called for someone to pass on the meal, and then, under the terrified gazes of Eunuch Huang and Dong Ling, he boldly stuffed himself into his throat.
The fragile digestive system cannot withstand sudden overeating. In the middle of the night, he developed a fever again, vomiting and diarrhea, which shocked Eunuch Huang to invite the imperial physician overnight. Dad also drove over.
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