Feng Couch Luan Luan

With the excitement and reluctance of an old father marrying his daughter, Xia Yunze went to Changrui Palace to give psychological counseling to his brother whenever he was free, although as a straight man with a low EQ and death, he couldn't empathize with the fact that a gay man married someone , but he is a professional at coaxing people.

In his previous life, he had not been employed for a long time, but he also coaxed many old uncles and aunts, pink-collar masters, and big brother Jinlian to sign up and recharge their cards to buy courses. I like flower boys.

Xia Yunze used the same energy of deception in his previous life, using both brain and body, while doing push-ups while deceiving his brother.

Analyze the interests one, two, three, four, look forward to the future, two, three, four, make suggestions, three, two, three, four, and calm down again.

Xia Yunqing looked at him with the eyes of a fool, and suddenly raised a foot and stepped on his back, making Xia Yunze, a young fitness athlete, throw himself on the ground with an "oops".

He lay down on the carpet, turned his head and looked at the little heartless man plaintively.

Xia Yunqing heaved a sigh of relief, sat on the edge of the bed, put both feet on his back, raised her phoenix eyes slightly, and said mockingly: "Why, this can't work?"

Hey, use aggressive methods for Lao Tzu?Xia Yunze tensed up his thin muscles, exerted strength in his chest muscles, pushed his palms hard on the ground, and tried his best to prop up his body. He thought that I was getting stronger and stronger, and when I trained my chest muscles to be [-] meters in the future, it would be better for a beautiful young lady to lie on my back. Can do high-five push-ups!

He held his breath to keep himself from losing his strength, and played a trick on his brother: "Brother, you must say what you said just now to my uncle several times."

Xia Yunqing resentfully moved his foot away, wondering if he was thinking of the restricted-level scene in the short story book, the roots of his ears were slightly red, and he said bitterly: "Don't just play tricks, wait for Xiao Mingxuan to pick up the kiss, I'll see what you do !"

"Cold salad." Xia Yunze got up with a playful smile and moved towards his brother. He really had nothing to be afraid of. With such a layer of identity protection, unless the two countries went to war and wanted to sacrifice him to heaven, he could stir up trouble in Xiao Mingyue's harem as much as he wanted. Feng Chaoyu crazily sowed seeds to raise a bunch of cheap sons for her husband.

Thinking about it made him tremble with excitement, Xia Yunze wiped off his sweat, and felt that his chest muscles were thicker, the young ladies would definitely like it.

Xia Yunqing wanted to rub his head, but he was afraid of sweating his hands, thinking that it would be difficult to see each other in the future, so he rubbed his head, and Xia Yunze protested softly.

"Brother, don't keep treating me like a child." Xia Yunze broke free from his clutches, and patted his chest solemnly, "Although I am younger than you, I have no morals!"

In a sense, his soul of an old driver who has been washed away by the massive information flow in modern society for 24 years is more than enough to be a mentor to his uncle.

Xia Yunqing was used to the strange words he often uttered, and suddenly he was so blessed that he pestered his brother to learn some dirty tricks in fighting.

Xia Yunze couldn't bear his brother's soft-heartedness, and couldn't bear to see the slightest disappointment on this peerless beautiful face, so he immediately obeyed without principle.

He taught his brother to knee-butt, elbow-hit, choke-throat, and buy three get one-free monkeys to steal peaches. At the end, he did not forget to remind him earnestly: "In the face of absolute strength, all tricks are nothing."

Xia Yunqing waved his hand, his left ear went in and his right ear went out, completely ignoring it.

——This caused him not only to fail to escape unscathed on the wedding night, but also to pay an extremely heavy price for his provocative behavior beyond his control.

After finishing the psychological counseling for his brother, he had another dinner, and when he returned to Zhilan Palace, he saw Eunuch Huang and Dong Ling's bitter faces, which were more and more panic-stricken.

"What's the matter?" Xia Yunze felt that his chest was getting bigger and bigger like his chest muscles. The dopamine and endorphins produced by his hard work every day gave him enough courage to face endless accidents.

It's just that this accident is not only tricky, but also eye-catching.

Under his unremitting digging before, all the bricks in a certain part of the north wall were hollowed out. Eunuch Huang tried to stop it again and again, but it was useless, so he got two wooden boards and painted them with red paint. Fill the hole, no matter from inside or outside the wall, as long as no one checks it, the hole will not be found.

Now that this loophole has been exploited, Eunuch Huang cleared all the palace people in the idle courtyard, and sent his confidants to guard the courtyard gate, waiting for Xia Yunze to come back and hurriedly invite the little master over.

Although the north courtyard has been idle for many years, there are still several rooms. In the bedroom of the main room, a big man passed out on the bed.

Rao Xia Yunze, who has lost his integrity, couldn't help but let out a low cry, the appearance of a wild man in the princess' palace is quite exciting!

Then he looked at the strong figure of this wild man and drooled three feet.

This fucking body is even better than his previous life!Looking at the smooth and firm muscles, looking at the healthy and smooth wheat-colored skin, and looking at this handsome face with sharp edges and corners full of masculinity, Xia Yunze was so jealous that his facial features were distorted.

The wild man was stabbed in the chest, the wound has been dealt with by Eunuch Huang, his clothes are loose, and his chest muscles are bold, if it were not for Eunuch Huang and Dong Ling staring at him, he would really touch it twice!

Heaven has no eyes!Why didn't he dress like this muscular man after time travel?

Xia Yunze took a deep breath, suppressed his beating heart, turned to look at Eunuch Huang, and asked, "What's going on?"

Let you go out of the palace to search for the small story book, but the story book didn't come back, so bring me a strong man?Fortunately, my Zhilan Palace has been empty all day long - to put it bluntly, because of the lack of presence, no one cares about everything.

If this matter got to the queen, he, the fake princess, might be forced to shave his head and become a monk.

But if you set up camp in a nunnery, you can also open up the harem... Stop it!Amitabha sins sins.

Eunuch Huang was sweating, trembling and about to kneel down, but Xia Yunze hurriedly stopped him, sighed, and his voice softened a bit: "I didn't mean to blame you, I just wanted to know the whole story."

Eunuch Huang's face wrinkled into a ball, and he groaned for a long time before stammering out the cause and effect.

It turned out that he went out of the palace, and when it was dark and walked back, he went to the north wall to check whether the wooden boards were still secure. Since this matter was not known to outsiders, he did not bring any entourage. In the alley, I met a wild man who was hunted down.

It can be seen that this person is very skilled, and he was able to shake off the assassin with his injuries, but he was obviously drugged, and he tried to escape here before collapsing from exhaustion, and happened to fall in front of the board that Eunuch Huang buckled up .

Eunuch Huang was startled, and was about to run out to call for someone, but when he showed his head at the alley, he saw a few men in black running towards him in the distance. It's bleeding.

The potential of people bursting out in danger is astonishing. Eunuch Huang immediately removed the wooden board, dragged the wounded into the palace wall, then wiped the blood stains with the fastest speed and fastened the wooden board. Just as he leaned against the wall to take a breath, he heard footsteps The sound resounded outside the wall.

Xia Yunze was terrified when he heard that, not only did he not blame him, but he also gave Eunuch Huang a thumbs up.

If he hadn't been quick-witted and decided to drill the hole, when Wucheng soldiers and horses got the news and brought people over, not only would the wild man die, but he, the chief executive of Zhilan Palace, would also have to follow Liangliang.

"What drug did he take?" He looked at this strong man who stumbled, tried not to look so revealing in his eyes, his heart was full of saliva, looking at the bulging muscles, he really wanted to lick them.

Eunuch Huang often goes out of the palace to inquire about gossip in the market place, and he is very familiar with the things in the Jianghu. As soon as he smells it, he knows that this person has suffered from peach blossom mist and Ruanjinsan. One confused his mind and the other paralyzed his limbs. He was killed with a knife and managed to escape, no matter in terms of willpower or physical fitness, he can be called a tough guy.

"Is there an antidote?" I vaguely remembered that his brother also got a bottle of Ruanjin powder to greet his uncle.

"It'll be fine if you take a good night's sleep, this peach blossom mist..." Eunuch Huang looked distressed, waved his hands to make Dong Ling retreat, and then whispered: "It will only happen if there is a fire."

Xia Yunze lifted the quilt and looked down, his eyes turned red with jealousy again.

Why are the specifications so different when both of them have something?It reminded him instantly of the curly-haired brothers who played against European and American girls in the hard drive.

It's true that people are dead compared to others, and goods are still worth comparing. Xia Yunze was observed again, and turned to see Eunuch Huang with a calm face. For the first time, he felt that the six senses are so clean, there is no need to compare with others.

He was also compared to have no confidence left.

But if he can be knocked down by those indiscriminate drugs, his head is probably full of muscles. This is what happens when he has big breasts and no brains. Xia Yunze snorted softly and muttered to himself: "It's impossible to be bright."

However, there is no deep development in his palace. Could it be that Eunuch Huang dragged back a young lady who voluntarily sacrificed herself from the hole in the wall?

Doesn't he have live action movies to watch?Oh no, if he makes some noise and alarms others, he will definitely be worse than the resource station manager who was called to drink tea in his previous life.

Eunuch Huang saw that his face was cloudy, and he still laughed slyly from time to time, so he felt that this little master must not be frightened, so he hurriedly called him back to his soul: "Master, I see that this person is dressed like a child of King Qi's family. Hearing that the Qi Kingdom team has arrived in the capital, but Xiao Mingxuan has been recuperating in the other hall and has never met the saint, the servants are worried..."

Xia Yunze raised his eyebrows: "Are you worried that he is Xiao Mingxuan?"

No way, if my brother-in-law has this IQ, then how stupid is his fiancé?

But this figure is really good. If you want to open a gym in ancient times, you must hire it as a living sign. No matter how bad it is, you can make money every day if you pay to touch your muscles.

Seeing that he started to wander off again, Eunuch Huang coughed and reminded: "The most urgent thing is to wait for him to wake up to confirm his identity."

"That's right." Xia Yunze has always been impatient with the same sex, not to mention that this person is not his client, so he doesn't need to be merciful. He directly scooped up a ladle of cold water, lifted the quilt amid Eunuch Huang's exclamation, and turned towards the other party The straight-up "Everbright" poured down, giving him a quantitative hedge.

It can not only refresh your mind, but also reduce swelling and relieve pain. Don't be too grateful to me, little strong man!