Feng Couch Luan Luan

Xia Yunze was also suffering in his heart, surrounded by so many beauties, he still had to pretend to be Liu Xiahui, who let the guards line up outside the door, making him want to make trouble and not have the guts to do anything, so he could only teach the little girl to exercise.

At that time, their gym also held a plank competition, and the first prize was rice noodle oil, which was [-] blocks worse than today's competition.

"Brother——" Xia Yunze's cheeks were flushed, and he leaned forward softly, blinking a pair of watery almond eyes, I really feel pity for him.

It's just one mouth that can turn a person upside down——

"Where's brother-in-law? You didn't beat him to death, did you?"

"You're drunk, shut up!" Xia Yunqing angrily pushed him away, but his brother pretended to be crazy by drinking, and stuck to him like brown sugar, insisting on asking whether "his concubine" was dead or alive.

Such a nosy at such a young age!Xia Yunqing was so entangled by him that he couldn't laugh or cry, and he thought maliciously that if he told him that person was his own uncle, would his brother be scared and numb on the spot?

With a flash of thought in his mind, Xia Yunqing gave a low laugh and shook his head to give up.

Since there is nothing else to do in this life, why bother to speak out, because in his younger brother's situation, there are too many things to worry about, so there is no need to add such a thing.

His brother's smile was really captivating, Xia Yunqing's eyes straightened, thinking that if I were King Zhou You, I would also be willing to fight for you and play princes.

But even with a smile on his face, he could still feel his brother's discomfort, which made him feel uncomfortable too, wishing he could stand up and beat the heartless man's head off for his brother.

I saw his brother Ba Fengbu not moving and sitting in the beauty's room, and he was still in the mood to feed the beauty wine, which caused the beauty to smile again and again: "The wine in Xiao Langjun's cup is sweeter than honey!"

"Where is it sweet?" His brother poured himself a cup and took a sip, laughing so hard that he couldn't even hold the cup, "It's obviously very bitter."

he's drunk!Xia Yunze jumped up and snatched his wine glass, and didn't dare to pretend to be someone else, so he half dragged his brother down the stairs and stuffed him into the carriage.

After settling down his brother, he was too tired. Thanks to several months of training, this small body could not support the two brothers rolling down the stairs in a ball, which would be wonderful!

Xia Yunze poured a cup of strong tea for his brother to sober up, Xia Yunqing took a sip with his hand, covered his mouth and coughed, with resentful and wronged eyes: "It's so bitter..."

This brat was a different person when he was drunk, Xia Yunze regretted that he didn't major in preschool education back then, who would have thought that he would have to coax the kid after time travel!

"You have to sober up before you go back to the palace." He patted his brother on the back to comfort him, "If I get drunk and go crazy in Changrui Palace, I can't explain it to my empress."

Xia Yunqing glared at him and muttered, "I'm not drunk."

Drunkards don't even admit to being drunk, even if they blew hundreds of numbers in front of the traffic police, they dare to say with a shy face that they only ate a few mouthfuls of beer duck. It's over.

Xia Yunqing's mouth was bitter and astringent, and he opened the food box to eat preserved fruit. Xia Yunze patted him on the back and comforted him: "Brother, if you really can't let it go, you can bring your confidants to deceive people on a dark and windy night." Tie your head out, when the time comes, rape or kill is not a matter of your words?"

Xia Yunqing almost choked on a piece of dried apricot, and stared at his brother dumbfounded.

What's in this kid's head!When surrounded by little girls, he was obviously as tender as a baby, but when he gave bad ideas to others, he was extremely daring.

Even a dog nephew can't cheat his uncle like this!Even though you don't know it's your uncle.

Xia Yunze doesn't think it's a big deal to rob civilian men, anyway, that handsome man is obviously not an easy-going lamp, and the two of them get together to harm each other, so let his weak, pitiful and helpless Xueba uncle be spared!

Unexpectedly, his brother looked at him like an idiot for a long time, flicked his forehead with his finger, and said with a smile: "Don't think about it, I will never associate with that person again."

The drunkard swears whoever believes is stupid.Xia Yunze said "haha" twice, he didn't believe a word in his heart, and he had to pretend to coax: "If you dump it, just dump it, that person is not a good thing at first glance. Hey, first love is always going to fail, bro Sorry, there is no grass anywhere in the world, the world is full of homosexuals, the next man will be better..."

Seeing that his words became more and more unreliable, and the unspeakable bitterness in Xia Yunqing's heart completely disturbed him, he looked at this little brother and asked, "Are you trying to piss me off?"

Xia Yunze swallowed back all the long-winded words of comfort, feeling that all his sincerity had been fed to the dog, and said angrily, "I can't help you if you think so."

His brother rubbed his head, and actually laughed. Xia Yunze's heart skipped a beat, carefully observed his words and expressions, and made sure that his brother was neither forced to smile nor the sinister smile before blackening, so he put his heart back into his chest, and secretly complacent.

To coax a child not only to hit a straight ball, but also to be able to divert attention, what does it matter if he can’t eat this candy, the effect is the same if he stuffs his pocket with candied fruit!

The extremely boring days of full meals and leisure lasted until the Chinese New Year. It was the first time in Xia Yunze's two lives that he experienced such a formal and grand New Year's event. He was both nervous and excited. Dressed neatly, dragging the hem of the skirt, she boarded the soft sedan step by step, and rushed to the grand palace banquet.

The palace servants led him into the table according to his position, and he happened to be sitting next to Xia Yunqing. Xia Yunze smiled at his brother, stiffened his neck, and tried hard not to let his head full of jewels fall into the rice bowl.

Xia Yunqing made him laugh at his foolishness, and leaned into his ear and whispered: "We can leave the table after toasting to the emperor, and let someone prepare a midnight snack for you when we go back."

"Don't need to watch the year?" In fact, it doesn't matter whether he goes back or not. Anyway, there is no Spring Festival Gala to watch and there is no need to concentrate on grabbing red envelopes. The fireworks are also set off by the eunuchs, and they are not allowed to touch them.

"Princesses don't need it." This was Xia Yunqing's only blessing for pretending to be a girl, and he pointed to the seat inside, "That's for the princes."

Xia Yunze followed his gaze to look over, the eldest prince and concubine Shu's two little princes were sitting together, both with serious faces, no one paying attention to the other.

Tsk tsk, this is the so-called plastic brotherhood, right?Xia Yunze looked at his Seventh Brother again, and felt that Seventh Brother and I are good brothers who love each other better than Jin Jian!

The emperor and the empress came together, and the expressions of the several princes immediately changed, the older one was caring, the younger one was full of respect and love, Xia Yunze was amazed at the speed of the switch.

The dishes at the palace banquet were rich and exquisite, rare and dazzling, but they were not appetizing. Even a healthy baby like Xia Yunze, who was not picky, put down his chopsticks after eating half full, and his seventh brother only picked two pieces of cold cakes , and sip the fruit wine glass by glass.

The wine served by the chairman was sweet and soft, not intoxicating. Xia Yunze also drank a few more glasses, and the two clinked glasses from time to time. When it was their turn to toast, their faces were covered with peach blossom powder.

The emperor looked at the glamorous Xiaoqi and the beautiful Xiaojiu with a smile, and felt more at ease after hearing their auspicious words of long live Qianqiu. He raised his hand to reward the new year's money, and in front of the audience full of princes, grandchildren and concubines The good news was announced——

"Prince Qi Kingdom will leave after the first month to marry our Princess Rong'an. When the time comes, Father will definitely marry Jiu'er off in a splendid manner."

Xia Yunze's smile froze on his face, he was secretly pulled by his brother before he came back to his senses, he quickly lowered his head in a shy gesture, as countless alpacas galloped by in his heart.

It's all to blame for living too comfortably these days, how could he forget this big crisis!

His brother is indeed his brother in need, his cheap father caressed the dragon's beard and turned to his brother, smiled even more heartily, and said: "Xiaoqi's marriage, I know it well, I will try to release the list later, and choose a civil and military one for Princess Ronghua Good boy with both skills!"

His brother can't laugh anymore, it's impossible to be shy, his brother's style is reckless.Xia Yunqing snorted softly, arrogant and arrogant: "Then he will beat the whip in my hand!"

The emperor followed this routine, not only was he not angry, he laughed, and sighed repeatedly, "My son is like me." During the banquet, everyone agreed, looking at them with envious and jealous eyes, which made people's backs shudder, and Xia Yunqing pulled His wrists, both salute and leave.

Back at the table, his palms were covered with sweat, Xia Yunze didn't need to look to know that he must have looked disheveled, exchanged a knowing look with his brother, took a moment to leave the table and leave.

Leaving the warm hall, the cold wind blowing outside made people sober up a lot. After drinking too much, Xia Yunze's footsteps were sloppy and his expression was dignified. Looking up at his brother, he also looked bored like a trapped animal.

The two looked at each other in silence, until the palace man urged them to get on the sedan chair, Xia Yunqing sighed, wanted to touch his head, but stretched out his hand only to find that there were too many jewelry to start with, so he patted his shoulder and said: "Don't think about anything, Let's go back to sleep first, and we have New Year's greetings tomorrow."

It's a ghost to be able to sleep!

The two fake princesses returned to the bedroom and tossed and turned all night, so they had to use makeup to cover their dark circles the next day.

I have to get up before dawn on the first day of the new year, first go to the Empress Dowager’s Palace to say hello, and then to the palace heads, Xia Yunze clings to his brother like a fart, pays New Year’s greetings to his little mothers, and receives a bunch of New Year’s money It was already noon when we returned to Changrui Palace.

Xia Yunze went to kowtow to Concubine Hui, and then ran to his brother's room to discuss countermeasures.

The palace servants left after setting up their lunch and helped them close the palace door. Xia Yunze didn't have much appetite, but in order not to lower his basal metabolism, he had to eat three meals a day when the sky was falling.

Although Eunuch Huang blocked the great cause of poaching corners for a while, he still had to dig. At the same time, he had to make a backup plan and never take any risks until the critical moment.

Xia Yunqing opened the secret compartment at the head of the bed, carefully took out two small porcelain bottles, and handed one to him: "Here, Mongolian medicine."

With a question mark on Xia Yunze's face, he said meekly: "Brother, if you can't sleep at night, you can try drinking some honey." There is no need to be so violent.

Xia Yunqing glared at him, and squeezed out a sentence: "On the wedding night, let's drink in your husband's wine."

Xia Yunze shivered, completely unwilling to imagine the difficult operation of a man's wedding night, he took the small porcelain bottle with a mournful face, and said, "Brother, if it really doesn't work, let's run away."

Xia Yunqing lowered his voice and told him an insider news: "I heard that Prince Qi is too sick to get out of bed, and the person who came to pick him up is his younger brother Xiao Mingxuan."

sick?Xia Yunze's eyes lit up, and he heard his brother continue to say: "Xiao Mingyue has always been weak and sickly, maybe your husband will go back west before you arrive in Qi Country."

I can do this widowed before marriage!Xia Yunze made up his mind and thought that he was happy to hear it - if the husband hiccups, wouldn't the whole harem belong to him?Beauties gathered!He's the one with the handle!You can put the plank competition on the phoenix couch!Who is the winner in life?

At that moment Xia Yunze's stallion male protagonist was possessed, eager to try his hand, full of thoughts of going to Qi country to pick up a ready-made harem cheap, but everything is just in case: "Is he still alive?"

That's okay, the political significance of the marriage is overwhelming, as long as he bears the status of Princess Rong'an of the Chen Kingdom, let alone a man, even if he is a pig, the Qi Kingdom can offer him the gift of a queen, and he can still live in the same place. Xiao Mingyue's harem was stirring up trouble.

The blockage in Xia Yunze's heart disappeared, and he showed a wretched smile, feeling that the future is going well.

There is also spare energy to care for his brother: "Then what should you do?"

His brother gave him a sympathetic look, his expression was indescribable, he clutched the small porcelain bottle in his hand like grabbing a life-saving straw, and said awkwardly: "I can only blame him for his bad life."

Then he glared at him for no reason. Once the Yan family is engaged to your uncle, there will be no way out when the imperial decree comes down. "

Xia Yunze's liver trembled when he stared at him, how could he not?Hurry up and run back to Zhilan Palace, and work hard for Eunuch Huang to go to Yan's house to urge the marriage during the Chinese New Year.