Feng Couch Luan Luan

As for what happened that day, when Xia Yunze thought about it, he felt that he was wronged by Dou E, and that he died with regret.

On Friday night, the gym was overcrowded, and even a rookie personal training class like him was fully booked. After helping the last male student to finish stretching and euphemistically expressing that he was a straight man and could not go home with him to continue stretching, Xia Yunze watched Depending on the time, I plan to go to work on two irons before going to get off work.

As a result, he was headshot by the barbell when he squatted down to tie a shoelace.

Amidst the screams, the heavy object hit the back of his head with the wind, Xia Yunze instinctively dodged, but did not dodge, Tianling Gai let out a muffled sound, and the pain hit him, his eyes fell to the ground, and he lost consciousness.

When he passed out, Xia Yunze had only one thought - when he woke up, he must press the melon batch that unloaded the barbell on the treadmill track for ten kilometers and rub it for ten kilometers!

Then he wakes up in a very strange place.

When I opened my eyes, I saw the antique carved top of the big bed, bigger and more exaggerated than in TV dramas, with embroidered curtains, flickering candle shadows, bursts of fragrant wind coming in, mixed with the faint smell of medicine.

He lay weakly in the bed full of brocade quilts, twisted his head and looked around, and found a little girl sitting on the footstool by the bed, dressed in an ancient costume, combing two buns, her little head was dozing off .

Xia Yunze, who has been obsessed with online stallion novels for many years, first thought that he had parachuted into some rich and beautiful boudoir, and felt that this kind of big pie couldn't hit him, and the only thing that would hit him was the barbell .

Xia Yunze let out a "hiss" in fear, and raised his hand to touch his head, but his fingers caught a clump of long hair, making him froze.

As long as he can remember, there has never been a rough man with a hair longer than three centimeters. He stared at the soft and shiny black hair entangled between his fingers, pulled it lightly in disbelief, and immediately felt a sharp pain in his scalp.

He sat up abruptly, dizzy due to his excessive movements. He looked down at the cloud-like satin hair hanging down in strands, pouring down the bed and pillow like running water, Xia Yunze felt a chill on his back, his head It hurts more than being hit by a barbell.

Didn't he parachute into Bai Fumei's boudoir, but he himself became Bai Fumei?

Xia Yunze was so frightened that he looked down at the colorful light shirt and skirt on his body, then raised his hand and stared at his hand.

The thick and callused hand that was originally like a cattail fan has shrunk several yards, the fingers are white and slender, the palm is soft and moist, the nails are also neatly trimmed, with a layer of vermilion pink, so beautiful that it can be used as a hand model.

He turned into a woman? !Xia Yunze gritted his teeth, stretched out his hands tremblingly, and felt relieved when he touched the important parts. It's okay, alright, even though it's smaller than the original, he can finally pee standing up in the future.

But what happened to this body?He shook off the sweat on his brow, groped up and down, and was distraught to find that although his gender had not changed, his pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, biceps, waistline, hip line, and mermaid line—all were gone!

He sweats profusely in the gym, fights and lifts bobby jumps, eats grass, wheat and chicken breasts in front of the dining table, does not smoke, drink or stay up late. His muscular muscles, comparable to those of a bodybuilder, were all fucking gone overnight!

And his current body can basically be described as weak, thin, short, and bony, with no flesh on his body, and it hurts to touch.

From a muscular man to a weak chicken in women's clothing, even if the nerves are as thick as cables, they can't handle it!Xia Yunze lay down straight back as if struck by lightning, rolled his eyes and passed out.

If he can wake up from this absurd nightmare, he can stop pursuing that critic...

After an unknown amount of time, Xia Yunze opened his eyes again, and sadly found that the nightmare was still going on.

He has resignedly accepted the reality that he has become a time-traveling person, but why can all the stallion male protagonists pass from weak otaku to mighty and majestic horse man, but he, a 24K pure gold muscular man, crosses into a weak man instead? Funeral girl?

Oh no, his body is still a man, why is he wearing women's clothes if he is a man?And fucking dyed nails!

He won't be unlucky enough to transmigrate into a little husband raised by the rich and powerful, right?Xia Yunze, who has been a straight man of steel for 24 years, had such a terrifying association for the first time, and successfully scared himself out of goosebumps—heaven, the earth, he would rather be smashed open by a barbell than Ye Yeju!

"Oh, master is awake!" The little girl beside the bed stood up suddenly, stretched out her hand cautiously to probe his forehead, then lifted the curtain and shouted, "Eunuch Huang! Our master is awake!"

There was chaos outside, and a moment later, a round-faced fat man with a white face and no beard poked his head in. His expression was full of joy and tears, and he sighed with emotion: "Thank God, master, you are finally awake! These days, the servants and servants have been frightened." If you don't wake up again, the Tai Hospital can't hide it!"

The little girl came over with chicken soup, Eunuch Huang helped him sit up, and stuffed two pillows behind him, Xia Yunze felt hungry when he smelled the scent, so he leaned limply on the pillows, enjoying the little girl's meal Come to Zhangkou for service.

The soup is rich in flavor, but the oil was not skimmed thoroughly enough, Xia Yunze frowned subconsciously, and then realized that even if his current body eats lard bibimbap every day, his body fat percentage will not soar, and he is relieved immediately.

After finishing a bowl of soup, the little girl got up to add more, Xia Yunze cleared her throat and called her: "Hey... get more chicken breasts, chicken legs are also fine."

The body needs more protein, so drinking soup is useless, it is better to eat meat directly.

Eunuch Huang was stunned, the little girl almost threw the bowl out, jumped up like a rabbit and looked out, after confirming that the door was closed and there were only three of them in the room, he patted his chest and let out a sigh of relief.

Eunuch Huang's eyes became suspicious again, and he sighed quietly: "It's the servants who are incompetent, and the master has been wronged."

No... What does it mean to be wronged?You don't even give me chicken legs, do you?

Xia Yunze stared, his eyelids were dry, and his eye sockets were a little red, which really brought out a bit of grievance, which made Eunuch Huang even more sad. He shouted for someone to pass the food, and saw several beauties in palace costumes filing in with food boxes , Eunuch Huang helped to set up the small kang table, leaned into his ear and whispered: "Master, be careful with your words."

After setting out the food, he waved his hand to let the maids leave. Eunuch Huang closed the door and stood aside as the door god.

Being so mysterious made people nervous, Xia Yunze's mouth twitched, and he decided to stuff his mouth with food first.

The dishes are light, mostly soups and porridges, which are suitable for people recovering from serious illnesses, so he doesn't choose anything, and the little girl serves them until they are half full, and then lean on the pillow to breathe carefully.

What's going on with this broken body?

The little girl wiped his sweat away, removed the cups, plates and bowls, and brought him a cup of tea to rinse his mouth.

As a muscular brother with vitality comparable to Xiaoqiang, in order to survive in an unfamiliar time and space, he must figure out the situation as soon as possible. Xia Yunze carefully considered his words and began to chat with the little girl casually.

The little girl was young and tender, and she had no city mansion, so she made him come up with a lot of violent information.

It turns out that he is not a little prince—thank God—his official identity is the Ninth Princess of the Chen Kingdom, his father is the Emperor of the Chen Kingdom, and his mother is the daughter of a general who entered the palace as a concubine.

Due to the high meritorious deeds of her mother's family, the emperor was a little yin and yang towards her. When she was pregnant, he wanted to secretly drink a bowl of medicine to kill him, but his mother's confidant eunuch Huang Gonggong had a little understanding of Qihuang and replaced the medicine in time to save his life.

His mother was exhausted from hiding all kinds of open and dark arrows throughout her pregnancy. After giving birth, her blood was exhausted, and she left as soon as she had time to kiss him. Eunuch Huang bribed the midwife and nanny to conceal his true gender, and only reported him. Concubine Xian gave birth to a princess, and then smuggled a baby girl in from outside to show to the covetous queen.

The scumbag emperor, who had been apprehensive, heaved a sigh of relief, and finally pretended to be a bit sad, and wrote a few eulogies for the deceased concubine Xian. The newborn "little princess" lives.

According to the system, the princes and daughters who lost their mothers should be handed over to the concubines of the same position to be raised, but the emperor was suspicious, and no one in the palace dared to pick up this hot potato, so he had to watch that pink baby teach a group of court ladies and eunuchs to take it back.

Eunuch Huang ordered a few confidants, locked the palace gates, and devoted himself to raising the two dolls. One was Xia Yunze, who had to disguise himself as a woman to save his life, and the other was Huang Dongling, the little girl who had been a substitute for him. —Huang Gong recognized her as his goddaughter, and stayed by Xia Yunze's side to serve him personally.

In the past ten or so years, it can be said that he has tasted the warmth and coldness of human relationships. His grandfather was fine when he was there, but when his grandfather returned home on the crane and the general's mansion declined, Zhilan Palace became more and more desolate.

The ninth princess is obviously not favored by the emperor, and no one else has the time to burn his cold stove. She lives in seclusion on weekdays, and only mixes with a group of princes and daughters on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year to go to the Queen Mother's Palace to pay her respects, or to show her face on festivals. If you don't wear clothes, you have to pinch your throat and learn how to speak like a girl.

Having been raised by Eunuch Huang as a girl for so many years, Xia Yunze not only looks indistinguishable from male and female, but also looks like a lady of every family, walks gracefully, holds a teacup with her orchid finger up, and her brows seem to be frowning all the year round. A touch of sadness.

It turned out that just now Eunuch Huang's emotion was not because he wanted to eat chicken drumsticks, but because he suddenly heard his undisguised youthful voice, feeling for his life experience.

No matter how cold and deserted this Zhilan Palace is, there are more than a dozen maids on duty, and there is no guarantee that there will be eyeliners from other palaces. Squeeze your throat and pretend to be a girl.

After pretending for so many years, it is only a ghost if you are not depressed!

The original owner fell ill this time because he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and went out to watch the moon and moan. As a result, when the cold wind blew, the small body immediately had a high fever and fell into a coma.

The imperial hospital is used to exalting the high and stepping down the low, so it only sent a little imperial doctor to take a look, prescribed a few doses of medicine to pour it down, and then asked someone to push that the imperial doctors were busy giving birth to Concubine Shu, and Eunuch Huang had no choice but to rely on himself The master saw and heard that little medical skill, and took out his private money to buy medicinal materials, but his master was still too weak to hold on, so the hapless Xia Yunze reluctantly occupied the magpie's nest.

Not to mention the prince, even the princess is disappointed enough to be raised so weakly!Among his students, there is also a female boss who bench presses [-] kilograms, who can put him on the ground with just one finger.

In addition to his frail body, his appearance was no longer that of the sharp-edged tough guy before crossing over. Xia Yunze took a picture with the bronze mirror that Dong Ling brought, and couldn't help but gasped.

This is a fucking face of first love!

Due to a serious lack of outdoor sports, his skin is almost transparent white, willow eyebrows and almond eyes, curly eyelashes, thick and long, let alone a match, it is no problem to put a lighter, his eyes are full of water, with the beginning of a serious illness She became weaker and more shy and anxious, her nose was small and her lips were moist, and she looked graceful and graceful, and she was more delicate than a flower.

Even his heart skipped a beat when he saw it, and he felt that if he could hold hands with such a girl in his lifetime, playing sandbags and throwing battle ropes together, what a happy scene it would be!

Well, Xia Yunze stopped his absurd imaginings in time, he is a real boy now, he is so weak that even if he gives up his morals, he doesn't have the physical strength to defy himself in the mirror with this beautiful face.

Fortunately, his body is not yet 16 years old, and his epiphysis is not closed. If he works hard and supplements food supplements, he should still have a chance to grow mighty and majestic. As for whether this face will produce the shocking effect of King Kong Barbie, he doesn't want to think about it for the time being. question.