There are police in the fields

The police station has a total of 20 civilian auxiliary police officers, twelve civilian police officers and eight auxiliary police officers. According to the relevant laws and regulations: "the police station is not closed for 24 hours", and the daily handling of police cases must not be less than two civilian police officers. Therefore, the two The ten policemen worked together and managed to maintain four teams on duty, working continuously for 24 hours.

Su Yi was tied up under the command of deputy director Mu, and he obeyed his orders and took charge of his command.Today is a happy day for the two on duty.After waking up from a hangover, Deputy Director Mu rubbed his brows, took a cup of tea, and tirelessly started the pre-job training mode: "This rural police station is on duty, which is much more difficult than simply investigating cases and chasing down criminals."

Mu Chen took a sip of tea and continued: "As a rural policeman, it must be--'The top can connect the sky, and the bottom can connect the sewer pipes; Wen can punish traitors, and martial arts can punish evil and heretics." From murder and arson to unlocking houses From fighting to finding dogs all over the street, eighteen martial arts, you must be proficient in all of them. The most important thing is..."

Su Yiduan sat in front of the computer in the duty room, listening to Deputy Director Mu's teachings earnestly.

Mu Chen stretched out his slender fingers, and slowly moved his heavy head. Su Yi hooked his fingers, leaned forward beside Mu Chen, and listened attentively.

Mu Chen said mysteriously: "The most important thing is: treat the masses with gentleness, be brave to the gangsters, help the elderly when you see them, coax you when you see children, and coax you when you see beautiful women... oh, my head hurts." He said with passion. Surging, accidentally pulling his nerves, Mu Chen quickly raised his hand to stabilize his erratic head.

Su Yi kept his posture, stiffened his body, and asked, "What do you want when you see a beautiful woman?"

Mu Chen frowned again, and said in pain: "Of course you have to turn a blind eye when you see a beautiful woman! The image of the public security is all about this, it's not a big deal to lose your own face, but to lose the face of the party and the country...you just wait to suffer! "

Deputy Director Mu babbled in earnest, stretching out his hands to rub the center of his brows from time to time, Su Yiben was still full of the same drunk and bouncing look of Mu Chen last night, seeing the aftereffects of his hangover fragments, he was distracted, and remembered the morning With the panicked look of being robbed of his virginity, he couldn't help pursing his lips and suppressing a smile, almost holding back internal injuries. After all, our little leader still wants to save face.

Mu Chen glanced at this strange-looking person, and tried his best to recall what happened last night, but that piece of memory seemed to have run away from home, slipped away, and could never be found again. Mu Chen shook his head, forcing the staggered soul Nailed into the brain circuit again, raised an eyebrow at Su Yi, and asked: "Understood?"

Su Yi nodded quickly, sitting in the duty room, waiting for Mu Chen to turn around, just about to let go of laughing, but Mu Chen turned around again, Su Yi's rippling face hadn't had time to close, and was hit by Mu Chen Seeing that Su Yi's expression became more and more weird, Mu Chen gave him a hard look, changed his patience just now, and said very seriously: "Remember: smile when you treat the masses! Laugh!"

Mu Chen gave Su Yi a hateful look, and said, "What happened last night?"

Su Yi quickly shook his head and said, "Nothing? What can there be?"

Mu Chen touched his face and said, "Why do I feel that someone touched my face last night?"

Su Yi: "..."

Su Yi was very embarrassed at this moment. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. If he didn't laugh, he was directed by Mu Chen to laugh. Finally, he held back for a long time, and finally couldn't help it. He blinked his eyebrows and gave Mu Chen a ghostly smile, and hurriedly Then switched to a beautiful smirk towards the crowd, imitating Mu Chen in the past, shaking out a row of neat teeth, now it will be Mu Chen's turn to be dumbfounded, pointing at Su: "Yes! Keep this smile still, turn around When sitting on stage, face the crowd like this!"

Su Yi: "..."

Su Yi was dumbfounded, and asked, "What is sitting on the stage?"

Mu Chen took another hard look at Su Yi, pretending to be deep and said: "Take a seat, as the name suggests, when you are on duty, you sit dignifiedly in front of the police station, put on a charming smile, and greet guests, oh no, Greet the masses, answer questions for the masses, investigate and solve the case, so as to ensure that after the visitors leave, they will not quietly say "you order a song with a bad review, and wait for the memorization of the writing to check and deduct the money!" Mu Chen, the money-deducting son, gritted his teeth especially, watching Come to this point, this person has fallen a lot of somersaults.Su Yi thoughtfully digested the meaning of this sentence.

Seeing that Mu Chen no longer asked about what happened last night, Su Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as he was thinking hard, the phone on the police station rang suddenly, and he was startled. Mu Chen commanded in a leisurely manner: "Study! Answer the phone!" After speaking, he took another sip of tea and planned to turn around to pick up water.

Su Yi grabbed the phone and said, "Hello!"

Mu Chen paused.

Su Yi said again: "Who are you?"

When Mu Chen heard the tone, he wanted to be hurt. Before he could turn around, he heard another sentence: "Who is Wang Zhijun?"

After three seconds of silence, Su Yi felt the frozen air coming from the other end of the phone along the phone line, and immediately heard a growl that raised an octave: "Ask your director to answer the phone!"

Mu Chen: "..."

Mu Chen took a sip of tea, almost choked himself to death, quickly turned around and flew over, snatched the phone, swallowed the water in his mouth, instantly mobilized his facial muscles, smiled before saying anything, nodded and bowed Said: "Director Wang, hello, hello, oops, that's a new colleague just here, I don't understand the rules, ok, ok, ok, goodbye, Director Wang!"

After hanging up the phone, Su Yi was in a daze. Mu Chen breathed a sigh of relief, exhausted physically and mentally, and said, "My brother, that's the deputy director of our branch office. Heng Fei is making alarmist remarks, and now you have to recruit him again, so you should prepare eighteen self-criticisms first."

With an innocent face, Su Yi complained in a low voice, aggrieved: "There are so many leaders in the sub-bureau, how can we tell who is who?"

Mu Chen only felt a little dizzy in the morning, and sat back after receiving the water. After thinking about it, he should patiently teach the tender cabbage next to him.

Mu Chen frowned, and said, "Su Yi, what major did you study in university?"

Su Yi: "Tea science."

Mu Chen almost choked himself to death by swallowing the tea just now, and said with a horrified expression, "What study?"

It seems that every time someone asks Su Yi what major he studies, the person who hears it feels that there is something wrong with his ears, Su Yi turns his head, points to the tea in Mu Chen's hand, and said calmly: "You heard me right, Tea School , tea of ​​tea leaves, tea of ​​tea."

Mu Chen widened his eyes and said, "There is such a profession in the whole of China?"

Su nodded, and managed to catch Mu Chen's ignorance. The popular science said: "Well! It's at Nanyang Agricultural University, a key undergraduate course, and the state strictly controls the number of students enrolled, which belongs to the field of rare talents."

Mu Chen: "Then why did you come to be a policeman?"

After asking this sentence, both of them froze a bit.

That’s right, why I came to be a policeman, of course it’s because of you, because I saw that you were handsome in a police uniform, and you were fearless when you saved people. The dark road, so, I want to be a policeman, I want to come to you, I want to fight side by side with you, I want to...

But I can't tell you because... I'm a little scared.

I'm afraid you think I'm a god.

After thinking about it, Su Yi lowered his head, and said casually: "When I was taking the civil servant examination, I took a casual glance and saw that this position has no restrictions on height and major. It is tailor-made for me, so I came here."

Mu Chen: "..."

Su Yi seemed to think that Mu Chen didn't dare to believe it, so he turned his head, stared at Mu Chen and explained: "People who graduated from our majors either go to the Chinese Academy of Sciences to do scientific research, or go to the vegetable market to sell tea. I don't want to do both. , so I came to test the police."

As if he still didn't quite believe it, Su Yi said again: "What a good civil servant, with high salary, good treatment, and a sense of belonging and professional honor..."

For a long while, Mu Chen looked at him meaningfully, seemed hesitant to speak, seemed reluctant to agree, and didn't seem to want to get to the bottom of it. After thinking for a long time, he stretched out the tea in his hand that almost choked him twice, and handed it under Su Yi's eyes. Ask: "Brick, how about this jasmine tea for me? Is it top grade?"

Su didn't lift his eyes, and said very perfunctorily, "There is medicine."

Mu Chen: "What medicine?"

"Pesticides, jasmine attracts insects. Most of them are sprayed with pesticides the day before and picked the next day. In addition, most of the tea produced in this season is autumn tea. There are more insects in summer, and the pesticide residues are worse than spring tea. The best tea is Qingming. The pre-holiday tea, referred to as 'Mingqian tea'..."

Sure enough, Su Yi assumed the posture of a brick-and-mortar expert, eloquently popularizing a bunch of messy knowledge to ignorant people.

Mu Chen was once again overwhelmed by his very professional unpopular knowledge and very contrasting inter-professional experience. When he came back to his senses, he glanced at the water in the glass and felt that what he was drinking was not tea, but a cup of weird green tea. Pesticides, I thought to myself, no wonder I almost choked myself to death after drinking tea several times today.

"Don't worry, the ones that won't kill you are all low-toxic pesticides. It's no problem to kill a fly, but it's still far from poisoning a person as big as you." Su Yiyi was afraid that Mu Chen's color would change after hearing the tea, so he stretched out his hand to snatch Mu Chen away. The cup in his hand that was about to be ruthlessly abandoned, he raised his head and took a big gulp, let out a very enjoyable "ah", and licked the lingering fragrance in his mouth, as if drinking a pot of life and death. He raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Mu Chen: "..."

Seeing that Mu Chen finally got over it, and Mu Chen didn't ask any more, Su Yi was finally relieved, and when Mu Chen turned around, he felt a little lost again.

I really dare not think about what kind of attitude Mu Chen would have if he knew what he was thinking. Surprised?surprise?Or horror?I don't want to put an unspeakable burden on this hard-won simple relationship.

Although I feel that these days, Mu Chen treats himself very well, very kind, and very easy-going, but this kindness may be just Mu Chen's consistent attitude towards his colleagues. He always treats everyone with a smile on his face. Nothing special about it either.