Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

If Gou Liang knew that he had to endure 1000 years of fasting before coming to this world, he swore——

Well, it's too late for more blind bibi.

At this moment, our crying protagonist is squatting beside a tattered fortune-telling booth of a blind Taoist priest, looking sadly at the Taoist priest who is fanning and... that white ball of dog on his head.

No matter how many small circles Gou Liang squatted down, it still couldn't change the fact that that nasty little milk dog occupied the pinnacle of dog life.

[Master, be good, I'll play games with you, don't cry. (*^__^*)]

The system talked about insincere consolation again, not concealing its gloating at all.

Anyway, no matter how tough the master is in this world, it is impossible to be cruel to him, he can do whatever he wants~

The reason is simple, no one here can see and hear our most impatient Gou Xiaoliang—including his favorite husband and the lump on his head.

Gou Liang, the son of Xuetuan, ignored it selectively, and first talked about his husband who was still beautiful in his prosperous age.

Name: Li Qing Shenjun

Sex: Male

Age: Same life as heaven and earth, untestable

Height: 196CM

Appearance factor: ★★★★★

Intelligence factor: ★★★★★

Physical fitness factor: ★★★★★

Health factor: ★★★★★

Potential: SSS level

Current favorability: +1.

This is the world where Gou Liang and Lord Lord God met for the first time.

Gou Liang also heard some past events from him.

Just as Lord God said, Gou Liang, who looked like a little milk dog back then, caused him a big trouble when he met him for the first time, which made him have to go down to earth for nearly a thousand years to make up for his mistakes.

This is why he, a majestic emperor in the Nine Heavens, appeared in the world, and described the reason why he was so downcast.

At that time, the Divine Lord Li Qing routinely inspected the wild frontier where the fallen immortals were exiled and all demons were imprisoned. Although this place was a wild exile place, it was set up outside the Nine Heavens for the sake of peace in the three realms to deter all demons. Hell.

The only exit from the wild frontier is facing the Three Gods Island in the Nine Heavens. Although the gods don’t take these prisoners very seriously, in order to prevent the fallen gods and demons from disturbing the peace of the Nine Heavens, the Heavenly Lord ordered the three gods Visit regularly.

Originally, Shenjun Li Qing was not supposed to be on duty that time, but Shenjun Tianhua took a fancy to a peach blossom demon in the Yaozu and showed his utmost hospitality, so he asked Xianhe to send a letter to ask Shenjun Li Qing to help him go there.

The wild frontier is as usual, but on the return journey, Shenjun Li Qing accidentally discovered a black hole that was about to erode the barrier between the Jiuzhongtian and the wild, and went to take a look, but he missed his life.

Out of the black hole came a panicked white-haired ball, bumped its head into his arms, then gnawed on Shenjun Li Qing's magic robe, biting off a few purple gold threads.

Things go bad because of the purple-gold line.

This is to talk about Li Qing's special status in Jiuchongtian.

No one knows where he came from, he was born with the heaven and the earth, it is no exaggeration to say that he is the beginning of all gods.And the magic robe he wears is also born in response to the sky. Every time a fairy ascends, a purple gold thread will grow on the robe, tied to the fairy bone of that fairy, and it will disappear when the fairy falls.

In other words, if Divine Lord Li Qing was unhappy and tore his robes for fun, the gods would have to risk their lives.

He is responsible for the way of all gods, and he should be the master of the heaven and earth, but he is indifferent by nature and doesn't like to be a director. That's why the gods set up the heavenly court and established the heavenly king.

The magic robe was extremely precious, but to the Divine Lord Li Qing, it was just casually worn, and he never thought of setting up a lot of protection for this magic robe.

Once the Ten Thousand Demons United fought against the Heaven Realm, the Demon Lords of the Ten Directions knew the pros and cons of the magic robe, and they joined forces to destroy it.

Li Qing, who has never intervened in wars, frowned after being woken up, and didn't know what to do—it was rumored in Jiuchongtian that the god just waved his sleeves at that time—in short, the demon masters of the ten directions fell, and their spirits and souls were all wiped out .It was only after that that the Heavenly Court achieved an overwhelming victory and made great achievements in imprisoning all demons and sealing them in the wilderness.

The power of the Divine Lord Li Qing undoubtedly gave the gods the greatest sense of security.

But who would have thought that the peace of thousands of years would be defeated by the deciduous teeth of a little milk dog.

Divine Lord Li Qing took a few glances at the little milk dog, but he didn't know what he was thinking. Even the gods stopped him from attacking the culprit, and even kept this threatening little milk dog by his side and became a lover. Pet.

As for the broken purple-gold thread, even if it was saved by Li Qing, the ten gods who did not suffer innocent people fell.It's just that the fairy bones are broken after all, and they can only be re-listed in the fairy class by letting them go down to the earth to reshape the orthodoxy.

The Divine Lord Li Qing made atonement for his beloved pet, so he accompanied them down to the human world to guide those unfortunates on the way to heaven, and strive to cross the catastrophe as soon as possible.

At this time, it was the tenth day that the god had descended to earth, and his identity was a blind and poor Maoshan Taoist priest.

Gou Liang couldn't compare to the calmness of the gods, emperors, and Taoists. No one cared about the fortune-telling stalls, and the stalls selling fruit, rouge, and talisman paper were bustling. The stall owners had no time to chat with him. The cattail fan with the hole open, touching the string of sandalwood beads engraved with tiny scriptures, and a group of unknown creatures on the top of the head, happy and leisurely.

After a few hours, the sun climbed to the middle of the sky, the other stalls stopped, and the fortune-telling stall of the blind Taoist priest was full of customers.

What came was a group of fat men with thick heads and thick brains, and they walked with a sense of military arrogance.The leader was a thin young man dressed in red and green and waving a gold-encrusted jade fan. He patronized the fortune-telling booth swaggeringly, and only missed writing "Brother is here to find fault" on his face.

Seeing this posture, the vendors next to him reminded the blind Taoist not to dare to say a word, and they quickly cleaned up their stalls and consciously cleared the place for others.

It was the group of incomprehensible attendants who could go to the melon and fruit stand to pick and choose, and the stall owner had to smile and nod and bow to thank others for the favor, and was waved and allowed to push the cart away, with a grateful face, who dared to ask for money.

Brother Gongzi stood in front of the fortune-telling booth, folded his fan and pointed at the poor Taoist priest's head, saying, "Taoist priest, is this Xuetuanzi yours?"

The Taoist priest kept shaking his fan, smiled kindly, and replied, "Master, do you know this little thing?"

"I don't recognize it."

Seeing that his attitude was good, Brother Young Master felt that this time it was just a matter of a silver ingot, so he put the fan on his belt, reached out and took a silver ingot of twelve taels from the servant, and played with it in his hand, his eyes closed. Looking at Bai Tuanzi, he said: "This morning, I saw that this little pup was cute, so I fed him a bowl of top-quality bird's nest. It turns out that there is no owner. He said he would stay and play with me before feeding him. He ate it. Good guy, he ran away after eating mine, making it hard for me to find it.”

Of course, this is not the whole truth.

This young man happened to see this snow dumpling-like little milk dog on the street, especially the bright red color on his forehead, he fell in love with it, and made up his mind to find a puppy to raise at home.

No, I have been waiting for several days at the place where I met the little milk dog, and today I finally waited, and rushed to buy it a lot of delicious food.

Unexpectedly, the bastard disappeared with a wipe of his mouth. He sent many servants to look for it, and he finally found it.

Now seeing the little milk dog lying on the head of the person, that looks lazy and cute, I can't help but envy him.

Brother Young Master snorted, "Unexpectedly, there is an owner."

The jealousy is beyond words.

This brat is one of those unlucky gods.

Just because he is the most precious youngest son of the master of the Purple Pill Palace, half of his heart and flesh were gouged out. The first green channel of the company was promised to this person.

But I don't know if it's because of evil fate, this young master fell in love with this Xuetuanzi when he saw it, and he didn't know that it was the chief culprit who made him miserable.

For this Xuetuanzi, Brother Young Master also showed a kind attitude, and said: "It's better like this. My Young Master looks at this little thing very much. If you want to, I will give you another ten taels of silver to thank you. If you don't want to, it's fine. Just pay me for the bowl of bird's nest. Hey, Xiaoyou, tell the Taoist priest how to calculate it?"

A smaller servant behind him smiled and said: "Master Hui, that bird's nest was used by our old lady, and the others are not unusual, but it is a blood swallow given by the empress dowager, of course it is worth a thousand dollars. "

"That's it, but I didn't pay attention to it. How can it be better now."

Brother Young Master tossed the silver, as if embarrassing for the Daoist Master, then smiled and said: "Daoist Master, I never like to make things difficult for others, so how about it, I won't charge you a thousand gold, it will be counted as ten taels of gold, you see how?"

Before the blind Taoist priest could speak, the boy named Xiaoyou had already clapped his hands and said, "Master, you are kind, you are so kind." Yes, my son doesn't like to hear it.

The blind Taoist priest still smiled, "So that's what it is. You don't know. This dog was picked up by the poor Taoist in the barren mountains. He kept it by his side because he was hungry and cold. You are willing to reward him with wealth. It's him. It is a blessing, but the poor can never accept this money."

Gou Liang curled his lips while listening, Xindao Shenjun, you are too into the drama.

The son-in-law was very happy when he heard it.

His father-in-law, who loves to beat him with a whip, always said that he was entrapping the people in the fish and meat village, but he didn't know that he didn't like to embarrass these common people the most.

No, there is finally someone who understands.

Brother Young Master was in a good mood, and he would give money for everything he said, and even put an extra ten taels into his clothes.

As soon as he approached, Brother Gongzi realized that the Taoist priest was blind. He didn't know his identity, so he didn't hide from him like those blind street vendors just now.

He didn't talk to the Taoist anymore, he reached out to hug the puppy on top of his head and left.

The little servant was afraid that the puppy would scratch him, so he picked up good words and coaxed Xue Tuanzi into his arms.A group of people walked to the next alley, and the scattered vendors came back after groping.

I asked a blind Taoist priest and found out what was going on. Everyone shook their heads and said that this little county king is getting more and more amazing.

——As for the 20 taels of silver, the blind Taoist naturally didn't mention it. If you are single and weak, it's a crime to conceive a bi, isn't it?

Let's talk about the second generation of unlucky gods.

Originally it was not his fault, so he was reincarnated as the youngest son of the eldest princess' mansion through the calamity of going down to earth, and now he is a well-known figure in this Forty-Nine City.

The son-in-law of Qin was admitted to the imperial examination as a young man, and the handsome champion Lang and the eldest princess who was five years older got married, and the family was harmonious and beautiful, creating a good story.

There are three children in the princess mansion, the eldest son is exactly like the son-in-law, not only well-read poetry and books, gentle and reasonable, but also very capable.The eldest daughter is notoriously elegant and intelligent, with both talent and appearance, and the in-law's family she married is also from a very good family. After becoming a clan wife, she didn't hear a single bad word.

Only the youngest son is outrageous.

It's just that if you don't know how to be a martial artist, you're just fine, and you're so stubborn, you like to tease cats and dogs since you were a child, and you don't do a serious job-no, now you even lead a mob to snatch people's pet dogs, it's really degrading.

But no matter how incompetent this young man is, there is something good about him, and this little advantage is enough for him to walk across the capital city.

The third son of Qin looks almost exactly like his uncle, the present-day sage.

The emperor loved him, and made an exception when he was less than ten years old and was granted the title of county king.However, the emperor lost his mother when he was young, and without the help of his family, he had survived hard times. Looking back on the past, he couldn't find a trace of sweetness, so he was always willing to indulge Qin Xiaojun's unruly temperament, as if he could live on him again. Once, make up for a youthful year.

In this way, who dares to provoke him?

The sun was scorching at noon, and the small vendors gathered under the big banyan tree at the street corner to enjoy the shade and gossip. Naturally, the most talked about was the big event that King Qin Xiaojun put up today.

When the talk got into the princess mansion, the matter became that the little county king took more than a hundred people to smash a street, beat and kicked dozens of poor people, and finally - robbed a puppy.

It really makes no sense!

The son-in-law was so angry that he jumped his feet. The old mother stopped the horsewhip and could only whip it on the table. With a crackling sound, he cursed: "Mother, you must not stop me this time! See if he remembers The slightest bit of morality? Teach him to eat all the words of a sage into a dog's stomach!"

"It's all right if I don't do a good-looking thing for me all day long. Even if he asks Liu for money to gamble and drink, I don't have to hinder him. But listen to what he did? Our family's guards are In order for him to be dragged into the neighborhood to play tricks and harm the people in the village? Just to snatch a puppy, he can make the streets restless! What absurd things will he do in the future?!"

The son-in-law has been an innocent person all his life, but he has owed a whole body of wronged debts for this rebellious son, and he wants to beat him when he thinks about it.

The old lady persuaded: "Calm your anger first, and send someone to ask the reason clearly before it's too late to deal with it."

"What are you asking, and who do you ask?"

The son-in-law sneered, "Your grandson is not capable. Everyone on the street talks about him behind his back, but they always give him a smile in front of him. It's not that he doesn't dare to say a word. He swallows the bitterness in his stomach, and he doesn't dare to ask for a word." To be fair. Oh, I am so blessed that he is so capable!"

As he spoke, he slammed on the table a few more times, blushing with anger and having a thick neck.

The Eldest Princess heard the noise a few corridors away, and hastened to quicken her pace. When she entered the door, she was relieved to see it hit the table.

Going to her husband, she took the thick whip first, and the eldest princess said: "What's the matter, why are you so angry? This table is made of red sandalwood. I ordered you to carve your favorite Buddha lotus. I don't have it on weekdays." It would be a pity to waste it if you take a closer look."

The son-in-law has always respected and loved his wife, and he knew that she was good to him, but he didn't let him know it. Hearing that he wasted his wife's kindness, and looking at the table that was moved away by his subordinates, his temper disappeared unconsciously. Most of it.

"I'm out of breath, princess, don't worry, don't do this again next time."

But this was not what the eldest princess intended. She thought to herself that if her husband lost his temper without using the table and chairs, the whip might hit his son's delicate skin and tender flesh.

It's just that it's not the right time to talk about this right now, she just staggered her husband's hand, smiled and helped the old lady to sit on the main seat, served tea herself, then gave her son a sideways look, and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law Fang Cong Min'er Back there, I don't know what happened. But I guess, it must be this little bastard who caused trouble again, making his father angry and making mother worry."

When the old lady heard it, she thought it was appropriate.

Although the daughter-in-law here has a respected status, she is used to being a good person.No, with Gentle Rain's words, seeing his distraught son return to his usual gentleness, he thought of apologizing to the old mother, and stared at the dazed younger son to apologize to the old mother.

Seeing the little grandson winking and smiling secretly at his grandmother while his father was drinking tea while his father was drinking tea, the old lady became happy and asked her daughter-in-law about her granddaughter.

The princess from the eldest princess married to the Marquis Mansion, and everything was fine, except for the heirs.

Hearing that the mother-in-law is already thinking of someone to add incense to, but she dares not speak because of her status as the princess, but there are always some verbal beatings on weekdays, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

Fortunately, this time God has mercy on her, and she is finally pregnant.

The eldest princess said that her daughter was good, she had enough food and clothing, and described how carefully her husband's family valued her. Even the son-in-law, who never got involved in women's topics, showed a satisfied smile.

Seeing that he was in a better mood, the eldest princess asked her son what kind of lawsuits he had provoked today.

The king of the small county hurriedly told the story, and called Qu: "My son never hit anyone in the street, and he negotiated with the owner of the dog, and he paid enough money. But in the afternoon, he has an appointment with Sun Jiaqilang for a horse race... You know that I can't deal with him, so I just brought some more people to support the scene, and I really didn't do anything."

He didn't explain why the son-in-law wanted to beat him before, just because the son-in-law is a person who firmly believes that the majority is the truth, arguing with him is useless, it will only irritate him more.

But mothers are always willing to trust their sons, so the eldest princess took a look at her husband, and then said with a straight face: "Even so, it's your fault. You bought a dog and brought a lot of people. I don't know, so I naturally think that you are bullying others." Good thing. Your father always taught you to think twice before acting, if you think about the consequences, you will know that you should assign people to the racecourse first, and it is enough to bring a boy or two to trade with people."

He also said: "Listen more to your father's teachings and keep them in mind. I don't know how many people outside have written posts asking your father to give you a half-word. Don't be in the blessing and not know the blessing."

The son-in-law coughed, held up the teacup, and covered the corners of his raised mouth.

King Qin Xiaojun was secretly happy when he saw it, knowing that today's test was over, he apologized to his father again and again, swore that he would remember the teachings of his father and mother, and would not dare to do it again.

The eldest princess said to the son-in-law again: "Husband, it's okay to whip him a few times, but today the palace delivered a letter to the Hou's mansion, saying that the queen mother missed Min'er and this little bastard, and let them go into the palace." Sit down. This brat loves to sue his imperial grandmother the most, and he doesn’t have to turn around to make up yours, I’ll see, why don’t you punish him to copy a few volumes of Buddhist scriptures, so that he can take them to honor his imperial grandmother tomorrow.”

The son-in-law felt that this move was very good, seeing his son's distressed face, he smiled and nodded his forehead, and ordered to show him the Buddhist scriptures before sending them to the palace in the morning, so as not to insult the gentleness of his handwriting.In fact, it is to prevent the son from being lazy, saying that it is a fine for copying, and turning around to coax his mother to fool himself.

The son-in-law Shi Shi ran away with his hands behind his back, and Gou Liang was already stunned and amazed by the door.

Senior ah.

At this time, the image of the eldest princess in Gou Xiaoliang's eyes was a glittering 1.8 meters.