Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Looking at the blood-red and bold [favorability degree 0], the system's heart is galloping.

——You are a heartless dog ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜! ! !

Silently swallowing a mouthful of blood, the system said expressionlessly: "Master, I don't even know you anymore. You are definitely not such an upright person in my memory. Are you blind with your five-star appearance? Without any impure crooked thoughts, are you worthy of your Wannian Yangou personality? I naively thought that you were not an ordinary coquettish slut outside, but in the end you are also a scumbag who refuses to recognize people when you lift your pants! Master Longyao for You've worked hard to feed yourself, has your sense of taste gone? Even if it's just for the food, is it too much to give you a little favor? Is it too much?"

Gou Liang ⊙ω⊙: "..."

The system is still crying: "It's over, it's over, I can measure it, and Lord Long Yao can definitely see it too. He didn't cry every day when he faced the blood-red and bold affection degree of 0, the lord is really too strong T^T!"

The finger-biting system felt sorry for Master Long Yao for a second, and then seriously asked its dear master with a baby face: "Do you think that with your acting skills, you can fake a +100 likability and fool Long Yao?" Your Excellency?"

"What do you say?"

Gou Liang shrugged irresponsibly, and made a conscience suggestion amidst the system's sobs: "Perhaps, you can find a way to restore my memory."

The system burst into tears.

Master Longyao, who has recovered his peak state, can't do it, and it and the main system are even more powerless.

It knows very well how hard it is for its heartless master to let go of his heart and guard against falling in love with someone, even if he has given his feelings unreservedly, it will not make this proposition easy.

And Master Long Yao will only understand this point better than it.

... This time, I really shot myself in the foot with a stone, and returned my mission progress.

The system broke down in tears, Gou Liang was speechless, and quickly hid from the sea of ​​consciousness.

"It's just in time to come back, dinner is ready."

Long Yao saw the guilty conscience on his face, didn't go into what he was doing, and beckoned him to have breakfast.

Sitting opposite Long Yao, Gou Liang looked up at Long Yao's perfect face, looked down at the rich and delicious breakfast, and thought about it.

There is nothing wrong with the five-star flourishing beauty.

It's only slightly worse than his five-star cooking skills, so there's nothing wrong with it.

Personality, don't say how good it is, but it cannot be denied that getting along with him is very comfortable.

But why is the feeling degree 0?

In fact, Gou Liang himself was also surprised by this result. Even if he had no memory of the past, Long Yao was still the target he had to attack, and he had to hug his thighs tightly. To be honest, he didn't hate him at all.But to say that he likes... Facing this person whom he called her husband in the mission report, Gou Liang couldn't say against his will how much special feeling he has for Long Yao.

It shouldn't be.

Could it be that the space-time demon mirror is at work?

During the meal, Gou Liang didn't think of a reason, until the model wife who washed the dishes sat next to Gou Liang who was thinking about life on the sofa, and hugged him on his lap unceremoniously, like a poisonous Like a patient with an addiction attack, he clung to his neck obsessively and licked it lightly. After ingesting an hour's worth of food, Gou Liang finally figured out a certain key.

——Chale, who doesn't know that Lao Tzu protects the audience?

Facing a guy who treats him as food and enjoys it 24 times a day, it's hell if he can develop a good impression!

"Little pit?"

"uh-huh?"

"...Why do you look at me like that?"

Long Yao's back was chilled by his disillusioned eyes, and his smile became a little stiff.

Gou Liang stood up from his lap, patted his shoulder and said compassionately, "Mr. Yao, trust me, it's not your fault."

Is rations important or love important?Gou Liang's choice is self-evident, he really can't face life as food with a smile, and he can't ask Long Yao not to eat himself.This is a fatal matter.

So, how to love each other with different views?

Isn't this destined to be a tragedy?

Long Yao who didn't understand what happened was sympathetic: "..."

After breakfast, all the guardians were notified that unconventional magic remnants were found in the Goblin University, and the university was suspended for three days, so everyone stayed in the Goblin Community.

Under martial law across the board, ordering takeout has become a difficult task.

The goblins don't care, but the guardians who have been injured by their own dark cooking are not so easy.

They couldn't take care of three meals a day, and they complained and asked for help in the group, but everyone's cooking skills were not the same, and the prospect of helping each other was bleak.Until Gouliang's neighbor Zhou Ge revealed the details of smelling the smell of food downstairs that made him secretly poking at the kitchen window and reluctant to leave, everyone who saw the dawn of hope formed a group with Aitgouliang.

Gou Liang held the mobile phone, moved his fingers again and again, but he couldn't send the promised words.

The original owner also protects the food, and has never invited anyone to eat at home, but his personality in the workplace will never refuse such a request.

Long Yao watched him fight between heaven and man for a long time, from the beginning pretending not to notice to the scene where he closed his eyes cruelly and poked his finger on the send button at the end, he couldn't help but took his phone and deleted the "Welcome, welcome, very welcome" ", re-enter.

-During the performance period, please do not share.

As soon as these words came out, the group fell silent instantly.

Gou Liang Dale, snatched back the phone and comforted the colleagues who were frightened by the big boss: I'm sorry everyone, Mr. Yao Xijing, next time I have a chance, I will definitely invite everyone to try my craft.

Speaking of the promise that could not be fulfilled, Gou Liang smiled as he watched the messages that became active again in the group.

Long Yao rubbed his head and said: "If you have a very good friend, you can invite them home, and I will cook."

Gou Liang glanced at him, thinking that Mr. Long Yao, you have exposed yourself, do you know that?But he said with a smile on his mouth: "How dare you trouble you, I'm afraid they won't be able to digest it after eating it."

Long Yao laughed, then sighed suddenly, and said: "If one day you don't want anyone to share my craftsmanship with you, remember to tell me."

Gou Liang was startled for a moment, then touched his nose unnaturally, looked away and said, "I can tell you right now, I don't want to, after all... those ingredients are very precious."

Long Yao saw that he was avoiding the topic, so he smiled and said nothing.

At least, he has now begun to face up to the relationship between them, which is something to be happy about, isn't it?

【Master, you have changed. 】

【What do you want to say? 】

[It's just a memory loss, did you also eat your love talk skills?In the past, he used to coax the Lord Lord God into a routine, but now he turns his face and refuses to recognize him, it's just... tsk tsk. 】

【You can shut up now, dear system [smiles]. 】

The system of criticizing scumbags for justice escaped silently.

Gou Liang didn't care about it, he had more important things to do, he knocked on his watch to remind Long Yao: "It's six hours."

His second meal after becoming a demon finally arrived!

Gou Liang hooked his little finger, raised his face, his urging was beyond words.

Long Yao raised his head and rubbed his hair, Gou Liang squinted his eyes comfortably - the Great Demon King was able to control his demon power freely, in the previous six hours, Gou Liang rubbed it intentionally or unintentionally, teasing him with his dimples He kissed and hugged the big demon king, but he didn't take advantage of it at all.

Now, even feeding to the extent of touching the head is already the ultimate enjoyment.

However, this is not enough.

Thinking of the delicacy he tasted this morning, Gou Liang licked his lips, narrowed his eyes slightly, and called him dissatisfied: "Long Yao, I want more."

Long Yao stroked his hair for a moment, as if hesitating, but in the end he couldn't hold back Gou Liang's hair, revealing Gou Liang's plump and clean forehead, and bowed his head for a kiss.

The rich and sweet blueberry flavor soul power melted into his soul through skin contact, instantly filling the emptiness.

Gou Liang let out a low hum uncontrollably, feeling warm and comfortable all over his body.But before he could taste the delicacy that made his soul shudder, Long Yao rationally backed away and let Gou Liang ask for a kiss. Gou Liang immediately turned his face and refused to recognize anyone after he tried his best tofu.

"Dragon! Yao!"

Gou Liang saw that even dimple killing didn't work anymore, so he bit him viciously.

A thin line of blood stained his lips, and Gou Liang's expression of flaring teeth and claws suddenly softened due to the thick soul power.

Long Yao touched the corner of his mouth that was bitten by him, watched Gou Liang licking the blood on his mouth like a sneaky cat, his eyes swept back and forth on the corner of his mouth, wanting to have another bite, he couldn't help shaking his head Laughing, he comforted him and said: "Save up and eat, the future will be long."

Gou Liang just remembered that in the demon mirror of time and space, the monster power of the Great Demon King is not inexhaustible. If he eats too much, the rest of his long life will be deprived of even the last bit of fun .

Thinking of this, Gou Liang immediately became active.

He asked Long Yao for some spiritual energy-rich ingredients, and personally cooked him a big meal, under the pretense of letting him nourish his body, with a diligent appearance, as if he was afraid that he would suffer from kidney deficiency now.

Long Yao bit his back teeth, and secretly decided that when Gou Liang passed the infancy of the demon race, he must do his best to let him know how superfluous it is to worry about his husband's decline.

Well, make him cry and admit his mistake.

Thinking of turning a corner, Long Yao narrowed his eyes slightly as he recalled certain images, feeling a little impatient.

But no, the shortest period of infancy of the demons is ten years... Well, maybe he can give Xiaokeng a little more sweetness and feed his greed, maybe he can't wait to grow up.

Gou Liang didn't notice Long Yao's small thoughts, after a long six hours, he was waiting for Long Yao's feeding, and when Long Yao went to take a bath, he sat on the bed like a newlywed wife Clever.

Probably because he was worried about Gou Liang's self-control, Long Yao changed into conservative long-sleeved pajamas, being meticulous.Gou Liang rushed over and reminded him that it was time for dinner, but he was told cruelly that as a demon cub, he could only eat two meals a day at most!

There is no more terrible news than this!

Gou Liang evil grew out of his gallbladder, angrily pushed Long Yao down on the bed, tore off the buttons of his pajamas, and lowered his head, biting Long Yao's chest fiercely—huh, if it's not just me, I'll go to the mountain .

Isn't it just that the taste is a little bit worse, the taste is second-class, sir, I can't let it go?

Well, in fact, the taste is also very good, it didn't wrong his taste buds at all.

Gou Liang gnawed even more vigorously.

Long Yao rested his arms on his pillow and looked down at him doing mischief on his body. There was a lingering smile in the corner of his mouth, and he had no intention of stopping him at all.It wasn't until Gou Liang, who had finished licking his eight-pack abs, sharply broke through the olfactory barrier of the tail ring, smelled a more fragrant scent hidden somewhere, and his little paws yanked on his pants restlessly, Long Yao then stretched out his hand to stop him. bar.

"Huh? Why don't you give—hiccup!"

Gou Liang, who was too drunk to be himself, suddenly burped loudly.

"Why are you hiccupping!"

Gou Liang woke up all of a sudden, his eyes widened, and he sat up on Long Yao's lower abdomen in a bewildered expression, covering his mouth tightly but couldn't suppress the hiccups that came up one after another.

puff.

Long Yao turned his face away, covering up the pouring out of his smile.

Gou Liang was in a hurry, what's going on.

Long Yao watched him hiccup, and then he jumped up and down. The more he tried to hold back the hiccup, the louder the hiccup became. He felt uncomfortable and became angry, his eye circles were red, so he held back his smile and got up and patted him. His head said: "Do you dare to be disobedient next time, huh?"

Gou Liang wanted to cry but had no tears: "You hiccup! You did it on purpose!!"

Long Yao raised his brows, did not deny it, but said: "You have overdrawn the two meals tomorrow."

Gou Liang suddenly felt a thunderbolt, and cried out with a "Wang", hiccupping while crying, so pitiful.

Long Yao held back his laughter and hugged him to comfort him, Gou Liang was furious: "Hicc your laughter! Hide it! Hiccup again! Speak! Hiccup—wipe!"

Long Yao endured and endured, finally couldn't hold back, hugged Gou Liang and fell back on the bed, laughing loudly.Gou Liang snatched the pillow and hit him angrily. After venting for a while, his anger dissipated and he even stopped hiccupping.

He really learned his lesson this time, and Long Yao couldn't help him take back the excess spiritual power of gluttony. He could only wait for Gou Liang to digest it slowly, and hiccupped for three hours before finally ending the situation. Ghost punishment.

He angrily rolled up the quilt without leaving any corners of Long Yao, and turned his back to him, intending to carry the cold war to the end.

Long Yao hugged him including the quilt, kissed his ear, and said with a light smile, "Xiao Keng'er, good night."

Gou Liang's mixed emotions of shame, anger, embarrassment and anger somehow settled down, he snorted, and didn't struggle anymore.Probably because he was too tired from tossing and tossing before, Gou Liang soon fell asleep.

He fell into a deep sleep, and when he was awakened by the emergency siren in the tail ring, he only felt that he had just closed his eyes.

"It's really good of you to be the devil king."

Gou Liang turned off the tail ring alarm with his fingerprints, yawned and scolded Long Yao, then rubbed his face angrily and regained consciousness, then a carp turned around and jumped up, calling Long Yao to change clothes and rush away Go to the shelter in the community square to gather urgently.

In the elevator, the guardians and goblins who also received the summoning order were discussing.

"It's a first-level alarm, a king-level monster has invaded!"

"Oh my god, even dare to break into our community, this demon is too arrogant, what on earth is he trying to do?"

Gou Liang also wondered what that demon wanted to do.

Not to mention the tens of thousands of demon hunters and demon clans in the goblin community, with Long Yao as the big demon king, the little demon clan dares to provoke trouble in the middle of the night, should we praise it for its courage or stupidity?

But when Gou Liang knew what the devil had done, Gou Liang knew he was wrong.

Wrong!

"...Deputy office, which building did you say was destroyed?"

Gou Liang froze and confirmed with the other party with a dry voice.

The deputy director of the firm saw how shocked he was, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him and said: "Xiao Duo, don't be too sad. The rent you paid can be refunded, and you should quickly count the lost property. There is a certain limit for reimbursement, and I will fight for it for you, trying to minimize your loss."

Minimize losses?

Ha ha.

Gou Liang accepted the deputy director's comfort, turned his head, squeezed Long Yao's hand tightly and asked him: "Where is it? That damned demon, it! It is! Where is it!"

Gou Liang gritted his teeth.

The place where the accident happened was either somewhere else, or it was a whole building specially rented by Gou Liang to house the spirits of the monster clan, and specially remodeled with a lot of tail ring stones.That monster actually swallowed the entire building, leaving him with not even a single hair...

Why didn't he choke to death! !

My spirit turkey, my lark fruit, my spirit monkey wine, my...

Gou Liang's heart was bleeding, he pinched Long Yao's hand harder and harder, his breathing became heavier, he was on the verge of eruption, his eyes were hot and red.

Long Yao hugged him distressedly, "Don't be angry, the spirits of the Yaozu are not top-grade."

Ever since he came back to life after merging the fragments of the main god's consciousness, Long Yao didn't pay attention to those precious spiritual things that were taken from the Yaozu. Gou Liang's collection in system space.It was precisely because of such neglect that the monster was so easily captured.

This account is not calculated like this with Gou Liang, he said coldly: "Kill it, now, immediately, immediately!"

—— Those who snatch food will be killed without mercy.