Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

...This is not the same as what was said.

After sending away the angels in white who had been checked for no abnormalities, Gou Liang fell back on the bed, with a light mist floating in his eyes, full of sadness that flowed against the river.

He was unlucky to be selected to carry out special missions in the mission world, but he shouldn't bully people like this.

In the ocean of consciousness, the system baby disappeared, leaving only the dull system interface and mall window.And he tried to get in touch with the Space-Time Administration, but the result didn't surprise him too much: the system is under maintenance...

He didn't count on the benefits of newbies, but it malfunctioned after leaving the factory, dare to be more unreliable!

As a last chance, Gou Liang poked open the system interface but found it was all gray, except for a few low-level basic functions, nothing could be used, and the mall couldn't be accessed directly.

It's better to lie flat and wait for the body to die naturally, and go to hell with the missions!

He's on vacation~

"Master, are you satisfied with the taste of this human being?"

Long pushed the tribute to Long Yao in front of him, and took off the tail ring that shielded his breath.There was a dreamy smile on the young human's face, she didn't know what kind of dream she was immersed in, the extreme joy made her spiritual power taste delicious countless times, even Long Yi couldn't help swallowing his saliva just getting close.

However, the man just glanced at it lightly, then frowned in disgust.

"Your taste is really getting more and more disgusting."

Long Yao waved his hand, indicating that this tribute will be rewarded to him.

Long Yi was not surprised, he put the tail ring back on the woman's little finger, pushed it aside casually, and said worriedly: "Master, the spiritual power of this human race has surpassed 99% of the human race, please make it up, and then give it a try." If this goes on, you..."

"Why, are you afraid that I will starve to death?"

Long Yao laughed, "I don't need to compromise, if I want to live to eat these disgusting things, what are I doing alive?"

"But……"

Long Yi wanted to persuade him again, but seeing his master raised his eyebrows and looked at him, although there was still a smile on his face, Long Yi didn't dare to say anything.

They demons are regarded as enemies by humans and demons because of their excessive eating and cruel eating methods, but who would have thought that their king is picky eaters to an outrageous level.

For many years, even the demon king has relied on the tribute of the human race to support him, but the king always uses the SSS-level pure blood talent to absorb natural aura and refuse to eat.Now that the natural aura is getting exhausted day by day, there will always be a day when he will not be able to feed him enough. If he continues to be so self-willed, is he really waiting to die of starvation?

Long Yao looked impatiently at his frowning face, waved his hand to tell Long Yi to get out of here.

Long Yi was about to leave when he suddenly remembered something and turned around and said respectfully: "Master, when I was hunting for food today, I found a human with your magical imprint on him."

"Oh?"

Long Yao became a little interested, "Do you know who it is?"

Long Yi replied: "Master, she is the guardian of the little princess of the Xuan Snake clan in the human world. That human was also present when you took action last time."

Long Yao touched his lower lip with his fingers, and his smile deepened: "It's interesting that he didn't die."

Seeing him laughing, Long Yi flinched for some reason, buried his head lower, and asked respectfully: "Master, do you want your subordinates to bring him back?"

"No need. It's been a long time since I've encountered such an interesting thing. I'll go meet that human for a while." Long Yao got up and said before leaving: "Clean the hall carefully, I don't want to smell any disgusting smell when I come back .”

Long Yi: "...Yes, master."

The Juewei race, which is unique in the human race, is despised to this extent. Master, you will really starve to death if you do this. Does your father know QAQ!

Rudely dragging the food away from the hall, Long Yi was not in the mood to eat, and his expression became more and more serious.

Ever since the Black Snake Clan gave birth to an SS-level goblin, they have turned against the Demon King.This time, the master personally took the initiative to get rid of the proud heir of the Black Snake clan and the ambitious Old Black Snake Fairy, leaving only the young Princess Black Snake and the unreliable clansmen.

From now on, these surviving black snake demons will hate monsters to the bone, and offer their utmost loyalty to the demon king who protects them or can avenge them...

"Hey."

Long Yi let out a long sigh.

After all, father and son are father and son. Over the years, the master has done too many things for the Demon King.

But if the demon power is consumed like this, without sufficient spiritual power supply, the master will sooner or later... At that time, the first one to swing the butcher knife at the demon clan and the demon king will probably be the righteous demon king.

If that day really comes, even if the master will blame him or even kill him, he will definitely...

Thinking of this, a trace of determination flashed in Long's eyes.

Long Yao was Gou Liang who was found by the fountain pool of a big shopping mall in the human world.He was sitting on a leisure bench looking up at the ball-like flowing water in a daze, with a smile warmer than the sun on his face, and the mist from the fountain seemed to wet his eyes, staining his smile A touch of melancholy.

Long Yao didn't notice this human being present at the scene last time, and now he saw through this human's strong disguise at a glance, and found it interesting.

Being able to escape in his hands, I don't know if the smell of this human being will also surprise him.

Long Yao took a step forward, but saw Gou Liang covering his stomach, and he could hear the sound of gurgling from a long distance away.

As if hearing beautiful music, Long Yao stopped, and the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

This is, hungry?

The picky eater who has never eaten for thousands of years gloated in his eyes, and then lazily put his hands in his pockets and leaned against the marble pillar, enjoying the increasingly intense hunger symphony.

Boss, I was wrong, I will never curse you again, please love me again T^T.

Walking out of the shopping mall, the decadent Gou Liang once again rang out the mournful cry of his soul.

After two days of being abused by the unpalatable sick meals, Gou Liang successfully left the hospital that tortured his taste buds with his tenacious will and mentality that made the doctors and Dr. Aqin admire him, and happily went out to look for food.

He was originally rejoicing that although the original owner had a high-risk job and a considerable income, his savings were enough for him to live in this world until the end of his life.However, it didn't make him happy for a while, and reality woke him up with a snap.

In fact, Gou Liang had already learned from the memory of the original owner the common sense that this world lacks spiritual power, but he didn't expect it to be so lacking.

Even the food in the seven-star restaurant couldn’t compete with the Dark Cuisine in Gou Liang’s mouth, let alone the signature “food” of other restaurants.He pinned his hopes on his cooking skills, went shopping in the supermarket, and Gou Liang was completely desperate.

Those fresh ingredients seem to be juicy and green, but they have no spiritual power.Not to mention the pursuit of the ultimate taste, the taste is unappetizing just by imagining it.

Even his God's hand can't save these inferior ingredients. Food is destined to be insulated from him. What fun is there in life?

The foodie Gou Sheng Wuke fell in love with him for a moment, and suddenly a light flashed in his mind.

If there are no conditions, he can create conditions!

The spiritual energy in this world is thin but not without it. He has received the soul bodies of A-level worlds, and learned from their mirror images the wonderful trick of using the spirit-gathering array to cultivate spirit grass and spirit beasts. Isn't it time to apply what he has learned.

Gou Liang hurriedly stood up and couldn't wait to buy the materials needed for the Spirit Gathering Formation.

Gou, a local tyrant who had left his mission on the horizon for a long time, waved his hand, bought countless water-colored jade and emeralds, and went home.

What does this human being want to do.

Long Yao didn't see the trick, he hid his figure and followed Gou Liang.After returning home, he secretly locked the doors and windows, carefully used the special ore used to make the tail ring to block the whole house from the smell of goblins and monsters, and then took out some jade and began to fiddle with it.

The faint spiritual energy began to gather in the living room, becoming more and more intense, rushing to the water basin to wash the seeds scattered by Gou Liang. After a while, the seeds germinated in the water, and a light halo lingered on the tender green leaves.

Long Yao's originally disapproving expression gradually subsided, and his eyes looking at Gou Liang became darker.

Gou Liang was completely unaware that his actions were seen by the Great Demon King, and said pleasantly, "It's done! That's great!!"

He fished out the ornamental fish in the big fish tank, changed the water and put it into the jade array, and then put in the fish fry carefully selected from the flower and bird market.Gou Liang lay on the fish tank like a greedy cat and stared at the fish in the water affectionately, "Baby, eat more, grow up~"

The little fish greedily absorbing the spiritual energy in the water did not feel the malice in the fiery gaze at all, and still swam carefree.

After Gou Liang's hard work all afternoon, the living room with simple decoration and full of low-key luxury has completely turned into a terraced farm. The plants take root and sprout in the flowing aura, and thrive at a speed that cannot be predicted by common sense.

The aura released by the absorption and breathing of plants fills the room with a fragrant atmosphere, which is sweet and refreshing.

Gou Liang took a deep breath and grinned brightly: "Master is indeed a genius, hahahaha!"

He wandered around his territory happily, pulled off a leaf and held it in his mouth, threw unused jade and hummed a song, and set up a simple gathering array in the bathtub to remove the filth in the water Start bathing.

The original owner had the habit of watching city news while taking a bath. Gou Liang turned on the multimedia in response to the situation, and after listening to the host's concern about "the number of adult patients with skin hunger and thirst is increasing day by day", he curled his lips and quit in disinterest.

Spreading his hands, Gou Liang submerged into the warm water with ease, and put the steaming white towel on his eyes, taking away the fatigue of the day, and Gou Liang sighed because of the comfort.

Long Yao glanced at his right hand hanging outside the bathtub, the tail ring on the little finger was glowing with cool silver light under the light.

He stepped forward, raised his hand, and a magic power turned into a sharp wind that was about to shatter the tail ring, and automatically fell off the owner's finger, exposing his hidden smell to the monster's sense of smell——

Suddenly, Gou Liang opened his lips.

"Fish-flavored eggplant, garlic vermicelli, cola chicken wings, I love eating~ sweet and sour pork ribs, curry beef, red wine steak, my mouth is watering~~"

"..."

The magic wind seemed to have suffered terrible damage, and collapsed the next second it approached Gou Liang.

Long Yao quietly watched Gou Liang suck and drool, only to hear him open his mouth again: "Braised fish, steamed hairy crab, spicy crayfish, I'm coming..."

A cross burst out from his forehead, which foretells that his endurance is on the verge of limit, but in the end Long Yao just pressed his forehead, turned around and disappeared into the tiled wall.It's just that the hurried steps, no matter how you look at it, there is a sense of fleeing.

Lord Demon King's patience is worthy of the SSS level, and there was no tragedy of blood spattering on the spot.

However, the goblins in the community who "shared Sanskrit music" did not have such self-cultivation, because Gou Liang only blocked the sense of smell but did not block the goblin's superhuman hearing, and they were scared to pee almost at the same time as the singing sounded. .

A few seconds later, the neighbors on the upper and lower floors of Gouliang were the first to bear it.Stepping out of the elevator, the two guardians exchanged glances, and then rang Gou Liang's doorbell.

Gou Liang's face changed slightly, and he was relieved to see on the videophone that it was a colleague from the original owner's office and not the goblin they served.

"Sister Xiaoqiu, Brother Zhou, good evening. What can I do for you?" Gou Liang coughed and said sorry, "I have a cold, I'm afraid it will infect you and delay your work, so I can't open the door to entertain you ,Please do not mind."

Xiaoqiu and Brother Zhou hurriedly asked about his condition with concern, and heard Gou Liang say that it was just a common cold rather than the sequelae of a work-related injury, which explained the intention of coming.

"It's nothing, but the little ancestor of my family said that he heard a strange noise and refused to go to sleep. He insisted on me to deal with it. You know, the difference between the hearing and taste of goblins and us humans, I don't know if he heard it. What, in short, Xiao Duo, please forgive him for his unreasonable troubles, and bear with him."

"It's the same with my little fox."

Seeing that the culprit was Gou Liang, the two guardians expressed their apologies of "forgive my brat", completely disbelieving that Gou Liang's taste would damage the little fairy's ears.

Gou Liang: "..."

He showed the original owner's signature smile, "It's because I didn't think carefully, so I'll turn off the music."

The two guardians felt even more sorry, but they couldn't complain too much about the little goblin's innocence, so they could only say to Gou Liang: "Xiao Duo, if you feel uncomfortable, don't hold back, just say hello in the group, and we will follow you as you go." arrive."

They were all afraid that after that horrific work injury, Gou Liang would be left with an indelible scar in his heart.

Gou Liang thanked them for their kindness, and after cutting off the videophone, he snorted unhappily: "Stupid goblin, I don't know how to appreciate my wonderful singing voice╭(╯^╰)╮."

Suddenly, an unbearable sneer sounded: "Who gave you such an illusion, human beings."

"Who?!"

Gou Liang was startled, and turned his head quickly, only to see a black silhouette that could hardly be caught by the naked eye passing by.The blown wind hit his face, and the next moment, a man appeared in front of his eyes.

Looking down at Gou Liang coldly, Long Yao pinched his chin and said: "I didn't crush your throat and pulled out your tongue... Heh, I probably forgot my ears in the demon world, human beings, yours It was incredible luck.”

"Hehe, hehe, the handsome guy has something to say, and he has something to say."

Gou Liang pulled out a forced smile.

Long Yao let go of him, then sniffed his fingers, and somehow calmed down his irritable mood.

I don't know if it's because of the abundance of aura in the room, but he doesn't dislike the breath left by this human being on his fingers at all, and even thinks it's very sweet and delicious.

He glanced at Gou Liang inquiringly, and said, "How did you do it? No, I should ask who you are. It is impossible for human beings to know how to condense spiritual energy."

Even he, without the powerful pure blood demon power, couldn't condense spiritual energy to eat.As for the method of relying on external objects, he has never heard of it after living for thousands of years, and he would not believe in the existence of such a thing before today.

Gou Liang opened his eyes wide in astonishment.

He was exposed.

He was exposed like this!

It's over, how much soul coins did the last executor who was kicked out of the mission world pay as compensation?

The astronomical debt crushed Gou Liang's optimism, my God, he might not even be able to wear underpants in the next tens of millions of years...

Unable to face such a cruel fact, Gou Liang closed his eyes in self-deception and waited for the anger of the chief, but he didn't expect that the bad luck he was worried about would not come after a long time.

In Long Yao's eyes, his appearance turned into a recalcitrant ignorance of current affairs.But Long Yao just frowned inexplicably, stared at Gou Liang for a while, then suddenly reached out to touch the tears from the corners of Gou Liang's eyes, and put them in his mouth to lick them.

A slightly bitter but not disgusting taste spread in the taste buds, Long Yao spoke again, and there was a little smile in his voice.

"You haven't forgotten who I am, have you?"

Gou Liang opened his eyes and looked into his dark red pupils. Before he could think about the meaning of Long Yao's words, the last scene the original owner saw before he died hit Gou Liang's heart without warning——

The burning demon flames, the screams of pain, the hot blood, the cold dark red eyes that merged with the blood, and the night-dark figure that gradually disappeared into his blurred vision.

...that man, the murderer who killed the original owner.

"It's you?!"

Damn, what evil did he do (/TДT)/.

Long Yao was very satisfied with his fear, leaned over slightly and said with a low smile, "Just remember. Don't try to lie to me, you know the consequences, don't you?"

Can I tell the truth?Of course not.

Compared with experiencing a thousand death postures, Gou Liang is more afraid of incurring huge debts after returning to the bureau.

Thinking of this, Gou Liang immediately put away his timid expression.

Taking a step back, he leaned on the door panel and looked up at Long Yao with his hands folded across his chest, and said coldly: "If you want to kill me, nothing I say or do will change your decision. In this case, whether I say it or not, How do you say, what's the difference?"

"You are not afraid of death?"

Long Yao was amazed at his calmness, and leaned close to his neck to sniff. Although the smell covered by the tail ring was so weak that it could hardly be smelled, it did not deteriorate like a frightened human being.

He wasn't pretending to be calm.

Discovering this, Long Yaoyan became even more interested.

"Who is not afraid of death, I am just too lazy to die."

Gou Liang snorted, "Handsome guy, if you're not in a hurry to kill me, why don't you give me some reprieve. I don't want to be a starving ghost, well, maybe after you've tasted my craftsmanship, you won't be willing to let me die So early to die."

Looking at the ingredients in the living room, Gou Liang felt a little bit unwilling again.

"I'm not interested in human food, but you look delicious."

Long Yao's icy fingers brushed across his face, making Gou Liang's hair stand on end, and he said: "Take off the ring, and let me see if you are qualified to be my food."

Gou Liang smiled, and smiled again: "You, you must be serious..."

"What do you think?"

Long Yao raised his eyebrows.

Gou Liang's mouth twitched, he gritted his teeth and raised his hand, swallowing Long Yao's gentle expression, he took off the tail ring.

In an instant, the aura that belonged to Gou Liang alone diffused in the air without barriers.

Gou Liang only heard a violent swallowing sound, followed by a breath approaching his ear, the slippery and hot tip of his tongue licked his neck, and the man's restrained voice was full of sighs: "You really... No, your deliciousness is super delicious. more than I imagined."

"Human, how can I enjoy you, huh?"

Long Yao, who has no hunting experience, still remembers the common sense of eating when the "food" is in the extreme pleasure, and patiently consults Gou Liang for his ideas.

"...I think you'd better just swallow me with the prototype." Gou Liang choked up and suggested with his conscience: "I'm afraid of pain, really, you don't want to eat spoiled and inferior food, do you?"

Long Yao laughed lowly, neither vetoing nor accepting his opinion.The tip of his straight nose was pressed against Gou Liang's skin, and he wandered around his hair, cheeks, and neck with a trace of fascination. The excessive intimacy made Gou Liang shrink back uncontrollably until his whole body was stuck against the door panel, unable to move. Way back.

The collarbone hidden in the clothes exudes a more seductive aura, Long Yao leans over, dissatisfied with the excess aura on the clothes.

Standing up straight, Long Yao took a step back and ordered: "Take off your clothes."

"what?"

Gou Liang, who was secretly poking at the [Pain Shield] in the system's basic functions, widened his eyes unexpectedly.

Long Yao repeated unhappily: "Take off. As my food, this disgusting smell is not allowed to get close to your skin again."

However, I don't want to be your food, hey.

Gou Liang had no choice but to take off his clothes.

Jacket, shirt, trousers...

Looking at Long Yao's increasingly fiery eyes, Gou Liang squeezed the fat times that he took off at last, blushing and wondering if it would make his death easier if he hit the face of this native demon.

"This way, it's really sweeter."

Long Yao's Adam's apple rolled, his eyes like tongues of fire licked from Gou Liang's hair to his toes, and finally locked on the point with the strongest fragrance.Without hesitation, he lowered his head, held the red bead that condensed spiritual power on Gou Liang's chest, and sucked it hard——

"what!"

Gou Liang was taken aback, his body temperature was so hot that he was at a loss what to do, the ensuing pain made him turn pale.

The sharp teeth gnawed through the sensitive skin, blood droplets rushed out, bringing out a richer and sweeter aura.Long Yao's throat was tight, he had never experienced such extreme delicacy, he instinctively licked and ate.

"Wow - trough!!!"

Gou Liang couldn't bear to push the man, sensing his resistance, the man grabbed him even harder and held him in his arms, not allowing him to escape.

The more intensive pain and some inexplicable strange feeling made Gou Liang lose his strength little by little. After a while, he only felt that his brain was short of oxygen and his legs were weak.

Gou Liang pulled his hair angrily and cursed: "You are so hungry, does your mother know!"

The gnawed soft grain trembled with the sound of Gou Liang's inhalation, the aura began to fade, and the fastidious Long Yao immediately moved to the right.His scorching breath sprayed on the itchy part, and while the little human shrank, the smell of spiritual power became stronger.

Long Yao chuckled happily: "She doesn't need to know, it's just as long as you know."

"What...um."

The man's wet and hot tongue rubbed over the tip, and the tip of the tongue began to fiddle around, and the deep laughter sounded again: "It's so sweet, little thing, you must have been born for me, everything fascinates me."

He hugged Gou Liang tightly and took a deep breath obsessively.

Gou Liang: "..."

He blushed so shamelessly that he insisted, "Your tongue is broken!"

The man didn't answer, just—

[Ding, the task progress bar is advancing, the current task progress: 0.01%! 】

Gou Liang's pupils narrowed slightly, looking in disbelief at the man buried in his chest repeatedly chewing on a certain bump.

So, this is the mission goal of this world?

The so-called task is to feed this man?

Gou Liang took a deep breath, raised his middle finger angrily in his heart, and roared:

Spicy chicken mission!Director, I curse you that there are no small chirps in the whole neighborhood! ! ! !