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General Chang was demonized.

Soldiers often saw him wandering aimlessly in the camp with his guitar on his back—since Gou Liang was promoted, he now holds a large number of soldiers but does not need him to be responsible for the drills himself, just patrolling.

If someone cared about his mood, he would untie the guitar, put it on his knees, caress the strings, and watch the person say nothing.He seemed to open his mouth in the next second to sing the heart-piercing sad love songs they had heard before, with the inscription "I am the one who loves you the most, why do you want me to be sad", which scared the other party so much I dare not ask any more.

After a few days of fear, all the officers and men had reached the conclusion that a lovelorn should not be messed with, but they did not dare to ask Han Zhan face to face, so they shifted their targets to find Mu Hang and Han Yi.

The person who came to Muhang said: "The general just ignores us like this for no apparent reason? At least give me a clear explanation so that Lao Chang can completely give up."

Mu Hang always replied: "How can you allow me to talk about the general's affairs."

The man was dissatisfied: "Didn't you see Lao Chang's distraught appearance? At least go and persuade the general to let him talk."

Mu Hang reminded him: "The general is married."

"Hey, let's say things are difficult. You also know that Lao Chang, with his temper that went all the way to black, must be waiting for the day when the general and the son of the Wei family will reconcile. Even if you wait No, this life will probably be exhausted like this, how can people bear it..."

The man was very worried.

"Hey, it's true if you want me to say that the general has only returned to Beijing for a few days, and he has not had a relationship with Mr. Wei's family for a few days. After all, Lao Chang has followed him for so many years without regret, and his character and skill are first-class. General Why don't you look up to him, but you just see each other with other men?"

Mu Hang held back his laughter until he pinched his thigh green, with a wooden face and suspicious moisture in the corner of his eyes, he said: "Young Master Wei is the most beautiful man in the capital."

The man opened his mouth, got it, said nothing, and left with a sigh.

Muhang was finally liberated, he went back to teach Han Zhan and Gou Liang, and laughed again.After laughing, seeing Han Zhan and Gou Liang looking at him indifferently one by one, with no smile on their faces, they couldn't help walking away with stiff smiles.

Gou Liang then said to Han Zhan: "I didn't realize that this big bastard is quite funny before. It's a shame that the teahouse didn't hire him as a storyteller."

Han Zhan: "In front of you, he can only bow down."

Gou Liang squeezed his face and pulled out a smile, and said with a snort, "Don't think I can't hear it, you're hurting me."

Han Zhan didn't dare, Gou Liang let go of him, leaned on his shoulder and said, "They've found your stupid brother, let me see how he reacts."

It turns out that it's no wonder that Deputy General Mu, the lobbyist, laughed too much. Gou Liang had already broadcast Han Zhan live.

"Young master, what kind of character is the young master of the Wei family?"

Someone asked, looking very curious.

Han Yi thought about it seriously, and said honestly: "My sister-in-law is the number one prince in the capital. She is not only noble and handsome, but also talented. Gao, that day Ximang sent more than a hundred decisive killers, but none of them could match my sister-in-law."

Recalling the situation at that time, Han Yi clenched his fists, still full of admiration.

"However, the effort of a piece of music does not require my eldest brother to make a move. He just passed through the crowd leisurely. Those killers didn't even have a chance to hide, and they were all killed by a sword. I used to think that my sister-in-law was only seven steps ahead. Poetry skills, it turns out to be the ability to kill a person in one step, and never leave behind a thousand miles. I don’t know how the big brother’s martial arts compare with him... Hey, why are you all looking at me like this? What the younger brother said is absolutely not a half-truth !"

Fearing that they would not believe it, Han Yi hurriedly opened his eyes wide, the sincerity in his eyes magnified countless generations.

Hearing this sentence, the visitor's face turned serious, and in the end, his heart became completely cold.

Someone gritted his teeth and said in a desperate struggle: "It doesn't matter how good your martial arts are, if you want to fight, you don't have to be good at martial arts."

He firmly believed that, at least in the ability to march and fight, General Chang would never lose to that little boy in the capital.

Han Yi, an honest melon, hadn't heard what they were coming for, and stabbed them in the heart again: "Although that's the case, but my sister-in-law studied under the old general Xiahou, and I heard from his own words that the Wei family Eldest brother is the most proud disciple in his life, if it is only about marching and formation, the old general has nothing to teach him, but he often has good strategies to benefit the old general a lot."

When he said this, Han Yi looked yearning, "Although I have never seen it before, even the eldest brother has praised the sister-in-law's strategy of invincibility. It is considered exhaustive. She is really a strange person in the world."

The visitor stood up silently, and Han Yi was full of doubts on his dejected face.

Gou Liang couldn't help laughing, and said that he hadn't seen a kid like Han Yi who only told the truth for a long time, and he was really cute.

Han Zhan was breaking the endgame on the chess record, he bowed his head and kissed Gou Liang in his arms, and said, "If you like him, bully him, huh?"

Gou Liang pretended not to understand, unless he was a fool to answer the age-old question of likes and dislikes, what about his own brother, what about ordinary liking, men are never unreasonable when they are jealous.

He reached for a glass of wine, and while drinking, he looked at those rough guys who were worried about his lifelong happiness.

One of them said: "In my opinion, we Lao Chang have no chance. Otherwise, let's find a marriage for Lao Chang. We are all good men in Shuyang City, so we don't have to worry about finding a next home." .”

Everyone responded one after another, thinking that this plan is feasible.

Another burly man scratched his head and said, "Look, how am I?"

puff--

The unsuspecting Gou Liang saw the real bearded man who was so shy that his dark skin couldn't cover his blushing after speaking, took a sip of wine and held it on the chessboard, his smile almost distorted.

Han Zhan quickly wiped his mouth and asked him, "What did you see, so scared?"

Gou Liang's eyes fluttered, he laughed and said, "Nothing, nothing."

Han Zhan smiled, and suddenly held his face and said, "Xiao Keng'er, did I forget to tell you that I can also watch the live broadcast of the system now, huh?"

"... Now confessing, can you still be lenient?"

Gou Liang blinked.

Han Zhan kissed his lips and nodded magnanimously.

Gou Liang threw away the wine glass, tugged at his beard, and said, "Why do you think Lao Hu fell in love with Wei Xuanming's idiot? Is it because he thinks life is not easy? Or is it because he has a peculiar aesthetic, that's all?" ?”

Han Zhan's smiling face suddenly fell, and when the finger holding the chess was pressed hard, the sunspot split in two.

"Old Hu, it turned out to be him."

Han Zhan spoke slowly, his voice was as cold as ice scum.

Gou Liang, who was played by Lord God's IQ, was silent for a moment, and said frantically, "What about the trust between people, dear?"

Han Zhan smiled and said, "I didn't lie to you. It's just that I prefer to listen to you than to live broadcast."

Gou Liang was appeased all of a sudden, and happily criticized Wei Xuanming from the hair to the toes of the private evaluation of Wei Xuanming's funny words that had not been published just now, and finally Said: "It's what he deserves that he can only live with his right and left hands in his two lives, hmph."

Han Zhan opened his mouth, and couldn't bear to tell him the truth that Wei Xuanming was actually a fragment of his soul body, so he patted his arm with a smile and said, "Come on, finish this game with me."

Gou Liang glanced at the board, Han Zhan had already broken the game, Heizi and Baizi re-entered the stalemate, sat opposite Han Zhan excitedly, and said: "If I win, you will go around Shuyang Army ran around and said you love me, let the whole army hear."

Han Zhan Heizi went first, and Luozi said, "What if I win by chance?"

"Listen to you."

Gou Liang waved his hand heroically, and Bai Zi entered the game.

Han Zhan thought for a while, and Heizi fought back, and then said, "Then I'll... on your face tonight, okay?"

"what?"

Gou Liang paused his hand holding the chess, and looked at him with a bitter face: "Are you telling the truth?"

His delicious food, just wasting it on his face, he will cry!

Looking at his handsome and flawless face through his big beard, Han Zhan closed his fingers slightly, suppressed the eagerness in his heart, and smiled, "If you don't want to, I will win."

But I don't know if Han Zhan is serious, or if Gou Liang is really reluctant to refuse his rare request. In short, Gou Liang is defeated in the end.

This night, not only his face, Han Zhan didn't even let go of his chest and buttocks. Gou Liang watched the tempting delicacies rapidly lose his soul power and fragrance, and he wanted to cry without tears.

Han Zhan hugged him and kissed him, coaxing him and said, "Don't cry, I'll give you whatever you want."

The foodie Gou, who was already panting from exhaustion, rekindled his infinite motivation. This time, he did not waste the opportunity for Han Zhan, and he ate by himself.However, Han Zhan once again proved that a man's words in bed cannot be trusted, and at the last moment, Han Zhan still told him on his back.

Seeing him stroking his back affectionately, Gou Liang bit his chest bitterly.

The system considerately translated his inner barrage: You can easily lose me like this, shit shoveler!

Ximang Kingdom.

The army is about to go out, the king of Ximang secretly summoned his eldest prince, and explained to him: "Zanbu has been blinded by hatred, and he put the interests of the country after his revenge of killing his father. A qualified general. When you go, you must take care of him, and don't let him act impulsively. This battle is to delay the battle, and the key is to defend, remember to remember."

Now is the time for sowing, and it is still early for harvest.

They have no way to snatch food and grass, and Ximang's background is much worse than Tianyang's. Last year, there was no income and the national treasury was worrying. In this battle, they have nothing other than the advantages of force and horses.

But relying on recklessness is not a long-term solution. If the two countries really go to war, they will be in a position to be defeated. At that time, they will have to cede land and pay compensation to hand over fine horses to calm the situation, and the Tianyang imperial family has long accepted them as vassal states. Ambition, the king of Ximang is unwilling to see things come to this stage anyway.

The eldest prince pressed his fists to his chest, and said confidently: "Father, don't worry, my son will definitely fulfill his mission."

King Ximang nodded in satisfaction, and at the end, he talked to him again: "Although you don't need to be suspicious, you don't need to be suspicious, but you have to be more careful, don't listen to Fanmo's ideas in everything, but also listen to others at the right time." Suggestion. Blind favor and tolerance will only fuel the ambitions of others, and you must not let the knife in your hand have the right to move on its own, understand?"

The eldest prince said yes, but only he knew if he heard it or not.

Back at the mansion, the eldest prince summoned Meiji, and asked Fanmo to be invited.

When Fan Mo came, the eldest prince was already embracing left and right, drinking wine non-stop.

"I have seen His Royal Highness."

Fan Mo saluted, the eldest prince got up and pulled him up, stuffed the beautiful girl who was smiling and smiling into Fan Mo's arms, raised his hand and said with a smile: "Come on, drink. Fan Mo, we are going to set off tomorrow, when the time comes I can't bring many beauties with wine, and before I leave, I must love my beauties well, otherwise, if I don't water them for a few months, these delicate flowers will wither."

The beauty in his arms was coquettishly reluctant, so he laughed, his eyes were full of lust.

Fan Mo didn't push away the person in his arms, but he also sat upright and said respectfully: "Your Highness, just now General Zanbu sent someone to report that the Shuyang Army has set off and will arrive in Luoxi City in a few days. I will start when I am waiting, please don't delay the time because of wine and sex, please rest earlier today."

The eldest prince's expression changed. He acted as a filial son and a warrior in front of King Ximang according to Fan Mo's suggestion, but in private he was a licentious person, and it would kill him to let him give up.

"It's him again, damn Zambu! I'm not at the border yet, and I'm not his subordinate, so why should he order me?"

He smashed the wine glass irritably, frightening the faces of the beauties who were teasing.

Fan Mo was not surprised by this, and said as usual: "Your Highness, calm down, you finally got the king to agree to let you go with the army. After all, Zanbu is the commander. If you don't listen to him, he has a reason to ask the king to take it back." Fate. You also know that he is the last person who doesn't want you to go with him, and now he's leaving early just to annoy you, if you get angry, it's in his favor."

"Not angry?" The eldest prince snorted coldly, "Don't tell me you want me to put up with him like this, then what's the use of you as a counselor?"

Fan Mo was not afraid, nodded his head and said: "Could it be possible that Your Highness has forgotten the purpose of your trip? Opportunities are within your reach, Your Highness, please think twice, and don't lose too much because of small things."

When the eldest prince heard this, his mind cleared up.

On his trip this time, he not only wanted to establish military merits, but also wanted Zanbu's life and the military power in his hands. He had no chance to do anything in the capital, only at the border... Thinking of this, the eldest prince sat down and drank the wine in his glass Said: "You are right, I will bear with him for a few more days. Hmph, I want to see how long that kid can be arrogant."

Fan Mo agreed, and a gleam flashed in his lowered eyes.

Gou Liang and Han Zhan arrived outside Luoxi city at night.

Luoxi City is the first pass of the Ximang frontier fortress. It is bounded by the turbid water of Shacheng, separating the territory of Tianyang and Ximang.

At this time, they camped and rested on the bank of the Zhuoshui River in preparation for crossing the river tomorrow.

Han Zhan convened his subordinates to discuss the future deployment, and after that, he left Gou Liang.The two changed into light and simple clothes and went to the source of the muddy water and the river.

In fact, in the eyes of the world, the Zhuoshui River is water without a source.

It seems to appear on the ground out of thin air. Both Tianyang and Ximang have spent a lot of manpower and material resources digging at both ends of the Zhuoshui River. It is said to be enough to provide a river of water.

But no matter what is hidden behind its mysterious veil, it has flowed through the desert for more than a thousand years without drying up, providing a glimmer of life for business travelers walking in the desert.

And when Gou Liang was led by Han Zhan to stand at the source of the Zhuoshui River emerging on the surface, he was stunned by the beautiful scenery in front of him.

The moon is covered by dark clouds, the stars are shining in the endless night sky, and the invisible stars land on the sand dunes. Transparent silver-blue seeds suddenly emerge from the gravel and grow into plants at a very fast speed. Flowers Blooming, full of the entire sand dune, very spectacular.

They absorb the starlight, and the stamens exude a blue-purple luster, swaying in the night, exuding a refreshing fragrance.

Beautiful.

"Look, what are they talking about."

Han Zhan asked him.

Gou Liang withdrew his mind from being fascinated by the sea of ​​flowers, and went to look carefully and listen, but he didn't see or hear anything that could be called language in the sea of ​​flowers.

Han Zhan covered his ears and let him watch again: "What about now?"

Gou Liang blinked his eyes, the falling speed of the stars began to slow down in his eyes, Gou Liang held his breath and concentrated, and gradually the shimmering light of the flowers changed in his eyes.

A stream of silver light flows through the flowers, gradually converging into mysterious lines one after another.

It was unfamiliar to Gou Liang, but Gou Liang recognized the ancient characters represented by those lines the first time he saw him.

Gou Liang, God.

In the middle is a big heart, I don't know whether it is saying that Gou Liang loves God or God loves Gou Liang.

"You did it?"

Gou Liang watched intently and smiled.

Han Zhan didn't answer him, and said softly: "A surprise is coming, look."

The moon showed a corner in the clouds, and the starlight gradually dimmed, but the blooming flowers in the desert became more gorgeous, their silver-blue color deepened, and suddenly turned into a warm red, flying into the air, like blooming flowers Like the fireworks in the sky, a few words gathered in mid-air.

--marry me!

The fire-colored bouquets are burning in the air, and the color changes gradually, just like a gorgeous performance.

Gou Liang was about to burst into a girl's heart. Looking back at Han Zhan, he held his last reserve and said, "Old husband and wife, are you still playing heartbeat with me?"

Han Zhan held his hands and folded them in front of him, clasped him tightly in his arms, and whispered to him, "This is, you gave it to me."

Gou Liang with a beating heart: "..."

After a period of bewildered silence, Gou Liang exploded on the spot. He jumped up and found himself tied in his arms by the prescient Han Zhan, so he had to say in a rage: "Drag it out of your mirror image, I want to Fight it!!!"

Han Zhan laughed out loud, and put his angry shout into his mouth.

This grand scene that has been played silently in the desert night for thousands of years finally ushered in the spectators again. The starlight absorbed by the flowers burned out and fell from the sky, turning into water and melting the turbid river.

In the distance, there was another person lying in the sand, silently staring at the kissing couple.

Han Rong: Han Zhan, now I have caught your fox tail!