Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

"Xiao Keng'er, if you get +75 favorability, you have to do +75 things, don't worry. Huh?"

The man in front of him raised his eyebrows slightly, with a faint smile in his eyes, which instantly softened the blade-like eyebrows.

The gentle temperament of this domineering president's style cannot be copied, Gou Liang stuttered, unable to say anything but your words, the system exploded in the sea of ​​consciousness.

[Master Lord Lord God? ! ! 】

Before it could finish making a fuss, it suddenly saw a shocking coercion descending from the sky, and thunder suddenly sounded.It should be the safest in Gou Liang's sea of ​​consciousness, but it was so frightened that it hugged its head and screamed.

【Master, get out of here!God's punishment is coming! ! 】

Gou Liang gulped down his breath, and finally recovered from the shock.He also felt the thunderous pressure that made his scalp tingle, but he looked at Han Zhan with perfect eyes: "You, what are you doing?"

"Shh."

Han Zhan put one finger on Gou Liang's lips, raised his other hand and snapped his fingers, the approaching thunder disappeared immediately, and the coercion dissipated.He returned to normal, his expression was colder and nobler than Liangyue's, with a well-educated but equally inhuman appearance, as if the fleeting tenderness just now was just Gou Liang's illusion.

Gou Liang blinked his eyes, a little unable to keep up with Lord Lord God's routine.

He pointed in the direction of the sky, and tentatively looked at Han Zhan, cautiously like an underground party leader.

Han Zhan nodded, confirming Gou Liang's guess.

He is indeed bound by the law now and cannot do anything out of line.

Gou Liang swallowed, still in disbelief, pointed at him and silently mouthed a signal to him and asked procrastinatedly: "Old man?"

Han Zhan nodded again, and at the same time, another burst of thunder fell from the sky!

After this short period of fright, Gou Liang's reflex arc finally came into line. He yelled in surprise, completely ignoring the Tsundere Lord God's law, and jumped into Han Zhan's arms like a small cannonball, jumping straight into his arms He looked at his face a few mouthfuls, laughing until his eyes disappeared.

"Man, this is so exciting! I love the world, haha!"

"Little pit..."

Han Zhan helplessly reminded him not to get carried away, but this couldn't stop Gou Liang's excitement like flooding. He was so happy that he laughed and laughed: "My dear, you are so great!! How can you be awake? ? Are you awake all the time—"

The law that has been repeatedly warned to be ignored has been unbearably moved!

A thunderbolt fell from the sky, and Han Zhan suddenly clasped Gou Liang on his shoulder, and raised his hand to block it—even if the electric current receded within a very short time after touching him, Han Zhan's right hand was still bloody, and the wound was deep enough See dense bones.

Gou Liang's complexion changed drastically.

How could this be? !

Han Zhan covered his mouth for fear that he would yell and suffer in front of the law, but Gou Liang didn't care to vent his anger when he saw that he was injured, so he hurriedly exchanged regeneration items from the system mall.Seeing that Han Zhan's hand returned to its original state at a speed that was difficult to detect with the naked eye, he felt that his feet had landed on the same spot.

He wanted to ask why the law targeted them, and asked if Han Zhan was awake, but he was afraid that the divine punishment just now would happen again, so he could only hold back his words and hold Han Zhan in annoyance.

The excitement of facing Han Zhan just now has dissipated.

Damn the law!

Han Zhan squeezed his swollen face amusedly, and whispered in his ear: "I won't wait too long, my dear, let's talk about it later."

The thunder sounded again unwilling to be lonely, Gou Liang held Han Zhan's face and kissed three times heavily, raised a middle finger to the sky and cursed: "I am doing what I should do with +100 favorability, I am not convinced Come chop!"

The law seemed to bully the weak and fear the hard, but it really stopped clamoring.

Gou Liang snorted, thinking to turn around and ask his husband to clean it up.

Han Zhan tapped him lightly on the forehead, with a smile hidden in his voice: "Go back quickly, and endure for a few more days."

Gou Liang glanced at him with small eyes, are you really willing to let me sleep in the open?

Han Zhan raised his eyebrows, he thought his little scumbag was having a good time, didn't he mutter about restraining wild PLAY yesterday that it was also very interesting?

Gou Liang pursed his lips in frustration, he really didn't want to go back, especially when he just found out that his dear Lord God Da Da was actually awake, although he could only hold back and couldn't speak, it was good to watch.

Han Zhan touched his dimples, but he couldn't resist the resentment in his eyes. He grabbed his hands and put them on his acupuncture points, beckoning him with his eyes.

Gou Liang understood, his eyes lit up all of a sudden.

He followed Han Zhan's instructions and sealed his acupoints like lightning, pushed him onto the bed with all his might, smiled against his lips and said, "I like this position!"

Han Zhan, who couldn't move, frowned slightly, and asked in a cold voice: "Lieutenant Chang, you are so courageous. This general's forgiveness is not the reason for you to push forward, so hurry up."

Gou Liang froze for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and laughed.

He propped himself up leisurely, his fingers provocatively drawn along Han Zhan's chin and Adam's apple neck all the way to his chest, "General, now I'm the knife and you are the fish. I advise you to enjoy it and say something nice, please." I, maybe, I will be gentle."

Before Han Zhan could respond, Gou Liang couldn't hold back the laughter.He fell on Han Zhan, thumped the bed and said, "Han Zhan, I have given you the position of film king. From today on, I won't help the old lady, but I will obey you!"

He kept laughing, Han Zhan looked down at him shaking his shoulders and wiping tears, and was about to say something, but Gou Liang suddenly stopped laughing.

"Speaking of which..." He lay on Han Zhan's body, put his hands on his ears, and looked at him condescendingly: "You only have 75 favorability with me, huh?"

Han Zhan gestured towards the top of the bed, indicating that he could not answer this question for the time being.

Gou Liang snorted: "Forget it, it's not hard for you. But, does the general know what to do for +75 favorability?"

Han Zhan thought about it seriously, and said, "You overlord forcefully bow, and I want to refuse or welcome?"

puff.

Gou Liang was immediately amused, and he kissed Han Zhan's lips as a reward, rolled his eyes slyly, and whispered in his ear: "It feels like cheating behind our parents' backs, accepting this plan Sure, it’s actually quite touching.”

He pushed his tongue into Han Zhan's mouth, and took the opportunity to vaguely report Fa Shi's status, inarticulately telling Han Zhan to remember to face Fa Shi in the future, and let him know why the flowers bloomed so red.Han Zhan agreed, and Gou Liang wrapped his tongue happily, and after kissing for a while, he couldn't help urging him to respond.

He has already smelled the soul power with a faint durian fragrance, and he can imagine the soft and tender taste, but he can't eat it when it is close to his mouth, it is really terrible.

"Food and sex, the general doesn't have to hold back, we are both men, you and I won't be shy, right?"

The tip of his tongue moved slowly along the lip line, Gou Liang lowered his voice to bewitch, and looked at Han Zhan with his misty eyes, Han Zhan looked at him calmly, as if he was completely unmoved.

Gou Liang angrily grabbed the part where he was poking him, and said angrily, "Just be prudish, I'll see how long you can bear it!"

With that said, he retreated between Han Zhan's legs, planning to eat by himself.

Han Zhan stopped him: "Xiao Keng'er, don't mess around."

Gou Liang raised his head, the mist in Peach Blossom's eyes was so pitiful: Are you serious?

Han Zhan told him with calm eyes that the answer is yes.

Gou Liang slammed on him angrily, buried his head in his neck and murmured: "You are not a man, a couple without sex life will not be happy!"

Han Zhan coaxed him to sleep, and Gou Liang wanted to attack him, but probably because he felt particularly safe by his side, he fell asleep after a while in the deep and magnetic voice of the main god.When he fell asleep, someone "accidentally" forgot to unlock the acupoints. Han Zhan, who was supposed to be immobile, raised his hand and touched his head. Finger combing.

Seeing him sighing comfortably in his dream, and arching into his arms, Han Zhan raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and raised a strand of hair to stick to his lips.

The faint fragrance that belonged exclusively to Gou Liang's soul body permeated his heart, and Han Zhan's face showed a little satisfaction, and there was a flash of gold-like light in his black eyes.

[Ding, target favorability updated, current favorability: +80! 】

Gou Liang had a very happy time these few days. After he pretended to have a "prison escape", General Han tied him to his horse and took care of him personally, lest he escape by playing with the IQ of the Imperial Forest Army.

In this way, he and Han Zhan rode together during the day, admiring the mountains and rivers, even a weed can have a special charm in their eyes.At night, Young Master Gou became a habitual offender for "stealing incense and jade". As soon as the sun went down, he happily got into the bed of Han Zhan, vowing to warm the bed to the end.

One day, a certain person stayed in bed and refused to get up, so Han Zhan carried him onto the horse himself.

It didn't take long for the escort team to spread the word: General Han beat up the eldest son of the Wei family and didn't give him food. Wei Zhuangyuanlang couldn't even walk!

What they said has a nose and an eye, but Han Zhan’s deputy general Muhang saw a clue—Gou Liang’s smug look couldn’t be hidden. Muhang has been fascinated by it for so many years, and he is well aware of Captain Chang’s peeing behavior. This is so happy that I can't find the north.I don't know, what kind of advantage did I take from the general... Bah bah, I am the lord of Shuyang, my power is so powerful, this must be an illusion!

In the process of Mu Hang's self-doubt and self-denial, Gou Liang and his party arrived outside Qiyang City smoothly.

That night, Han Zhan received a letter from Fei Ge from Shuyang Houfu, saying that the eighth girl's marriage has been agreed, and the wedding date is set in five months.Qiyang City is only two days away from Tianyang Kingdom, and when Han Zhan returns to Beijing, he can still drink the courtship wine respected by his uncle.

Gou Liang took the letter and looked at it, and was immediately happy: "Finally, I have married this stumbling block."

Mo Feng, who replied to Han Zhan's letter, paused, raised his eyes and glanced at him, Gou Liang snorted, then threw the letter away and said: "Well, I know you can't break the persona now, I know you have a sister-in-law complex now, I don't care Say she's okay?"

His mouth is magnanimous, but his eyes are free to throw at Han Zhan.

The Korean War is peaceful, neither admitting nor denying it.Gou Liang had to kneel down for his professionalism, leaned on his shoulder and said, "The Marquis of Shuyang also said in the letter that he used your sister's marriage to test the old emperor, and he didn't intend to object to obstructing it. The old emperor What is he planning, why do I feel that he has bad intentions?"

Whether you have good intentions or not, we will see the outcome soon.

In the middle of the moon, two people dressed in black entered the tent temporarily set up by the Korean War.

Han Zhan, who was sitting on the chair meditating, moved, and the sword edge stuck to the necks of the two of them without any error, and said in a deep voice, "What's the use of visiting late at night."

The two people were taken aback by this turn of events, one of them tensed up vigilantly but quickly calmed down, the other was sweating profusely, his legs trembling, obviously quite frightened.

The man looked nervously at the sword hanging across his neck, his eyeballs were crowded together, and he said tremblingly: "Your Majesty is merciful, this servant is entrusted by His Majesty to send you a secret letter. Swords have no eyes, hurry up!" Put away your sword."

This person spoke in a soft voice, it was indeed the voice of an eunuch, and while speaking, he took out the secret edict from his sleeve to verify his integrity; the other person also showed his waist card, which was the Royal Shadow Guard.

Han Zhan retracted his sword, and he recognized the identity of the eunuch—the eunuch next to the emperor, he was the number one confidant, and it would not be easy to arrange for him to give orders.

The eunuch held up the sealed secret edict and said: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty ordered you to act according to the secret edict, and do everything as soon as possible without delay."

"My minister leads the order, long live the emperor, long live, long live, long live."

Han Zhan half-kneeled to accept the order with a military salute, and when the secret edict was placed in his hands, the eunuch was greatly relieved, and after taking a look at the shadow guard, he didn't want to stay for even a second.

The shadow guard didn't move, but looked at the person sleeping peacefully on the bed. Only then did the eunuch realize that there was a fourth person in the room, and immediately asked in surprise: "Master, this is?"

"Prime Minister Wei's grandson, Wei Xuanming."

The eunuch understood clearly, and thought of the emperor's news from the Imperial Forest Army that the young master of the Wei Mansion had been beaten so badly that he couldn't get off the ground, he couldn't help but said: "My lord, your Majesty's orders are very important, don't be delayed by other things."

Han Zhan responded, and after sending the two away, Gou Liang sat up from the bed.

"I don't know what the old emperor asked you to do."

Gou Liang walked up to Han Zhan, checked with the system again, and made sure that the emperor's arrangement had not been detected, so he immediately paid extra attention.

Han Zhan holds the lamp, holds him on his lap and reads the letter together——Since his favorability has increased to +80, although he still refuses to feed a certain glutton for some reason that cannot be explained temporarily, but he and Gou Liang get along more casually up.

Take out the secret edict, there is only one sentence on it:

Speed ​​to Tianyang, return to the holy stone.

Gou Liang couldn't understand it, so he asked the system to check, and the answer was even more unexpected.

[Ding, master, what you are looking for is beyond the scope of my authority. 】

Out of authority?

Gou Liang looked at Han Zhan: "What does this mean, can you tell me?"

"Well, let's talk when we get to the place."

Han Zhan took a cloak for Gou Liang and tied it on. He simply packed his bags and left a letter, and then he and Gou Liang left the camp at night.

The Tianyang mentioned in the letter is not the capital city of Tianyang, but a mountain, not far from the suburbs of Qiyang City, only one day's journey away.The two rode fast, and stopped their horses at night the next day.

At this moment, Gou Liang didn't see the mountain Han Zhan mentioned. On the contrary, it was a magnificent river, and it was also the largest river in Tianyang Kingdom.

It wasn't until Han Zhan took him a few steps ahead with his special footwork that what he saw changed.

In the middle of the majestic river, stands a mountain!

It is not an island, but a mountain, which rises from the ground, breaks through the water, and towers into the clouds.

【Blind, blind spot? ! 】

Before Gou Liang could express his opinion on this blindfold formation that even he couldn't see the clue, the system screamed strangely.

Gou Liang switched the scanning eye of the system and was taken aback when he saw it—it was such a big blind spot!

"This……?!"

What is hidden here is related to the main god or the main god's law?

Han Zhan nodded, his eyes signaled him not to ask any more questions, he just took Gou Liang's hand and walked leisurely towards the river.

Gou Liang was surprised, there was indeed a solid surface of water under his feet, it was unbelievable that they were still walking on flat ground without the blessing of formations or light kung fu.

Well, it seems that there is no need to be too surprised about the possibility of the Lord God?

Within a short distance in sight, Gou Liang and Han Zhan walked for a quarter of an hour.

The moment he set foot on the mountain, Han Zhan's tight-fitting martial arts uniform was replaced by a black law robe, and Gou Liang felt his world spinning for a while, and he suddenly stumbled out of his body and fell headfirst to the ground.

Han Zhan grabbed his soul body, hugged him horizontally, kissed his forehead and said with a smile, "I told you to withdraw from this goal line, every time I come back, I have to fall down."

[Ding, target favorability updated, current favorability: +100! 】

[Ding, the task progress bar is advancing, the current task progress: 99%! 】

[Fuck, shit, shit, what happened? !Owner?Master, what's wrong with you? ? 】

Han Zhan and Gou Liang, the voice of the system, didn't hear a word, his nose twitched like a puppy smelling of meat, and he showed a dizzy smirk: "It smells so delicious~"

As he spoke, he gnawed on Han Zhan's mouth.