Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

No.12 bowl of dog food: Durian-flavored Zhanshengong

Gou Liang's body ached so much that he wished he could end his life with a knife, but he didn't let the system block his pain.

because--

Damn, even if the soul and body of this turtle grandson are frozen, I can't torture my heart, but I still want to torture my body!No, after the abuse, I will sleep my husband a hundred times, a hundred times, and let him die, and he will be so mad again! !

If Gou Liang, who had turned into a roaring body in the sea of ​​consciousness, hadn't been unable to find the place where the original owner hid the corpse - the frozen soul body, he would have rushed over to pump him alive!

"Master, calm down, calm down!"

The system retreated a hundred steps away, looking at Gou Liang who was walking back and forth violently scratching his head, he was so frightened that he hugged himself tightly.

And the guy who made Gou Liang so angry that his hair stood on end was none other than his body in this world.

The original owner's name was Wei Xuanming, his style name was Changning, and he was 24 years old at the time.

Now he's changing his name to Chang Xuanning - looking at the cobbled together name, you can tell that besides being a bad name, he's also a 5000 - enlisting in the army.Relying on the [-]-year-old wisdom of the ancients from the motherland and his own cleverness, as well as the sinister, cunning, ruthless and inhumane death-defying combat style, in his fifth year in the army, he worked hard from a little-known soldier with no background to the fifth rank Captain's position.

Regardless of how many personal emotions are substituted into this evaluation, there is no doubt about one thing.

The original owner ate shit and was lucky to step on the evil wind that was disordered in the soul body recycling bin of the Space-Time Administration, and traveled here from a C-level world called Earth.

In the 21st century, Wei Xuanming is a funny guy who stands at the pinnacle of his life and overlooks all living beings. He looks like a dog in front of him and looks like a dog in his back. He only loves scumbags and little pinks.

The hundreds of tons of thin-skinned male gods in his hard drive fully exposed the raging anger in his heart. Not to mention gay purple in his pajamas, he also likes to use female accounts to flirt with gays when playing games. The big guy with eight-pack abs, long legs, and long legs started out—oh, this guy advertises that he is an attacker, and his ideal type is a strong guy with wide shoulders, thin waist, thin buttocks and a height of [-].

Not to mention why a little boy with a height of [-] would have such a deep misunderstanding of himself, Gou Liang didn't care that he was a virgin when he died in both lives-this kind of tragic life that shocked the world, but damn it , this idiot has been eyeing his husband's ass all his life!

It's really unbearable!

Yes, after traveling to this era without WIFI, little pinks, and hard disk male gods, Wei Wei quickly picked up his broken glass heart and glued it on, frantically aiming at ancient humans who are simple in appearance and simple in heart.

He thought that in his previous life, he suffered from the appearance of a professional and gentle scum, so he was born alone, so in this life, he aspired to become a muscular male martial arts master.

Adhering to the belief that a hero should start from a baby, Wei Xuanming made the Confucianist Prime Minister Wei put down his attitude and asked a dozen martial arts masters to teach him. Later, he shook hands with his old enemy and made peace. Let the young grandson become the closed disciple of the old man Xiahou.

The original master studied hard and practiced hard and finally achieved some success, until when he was ten years old, he was unwilling to be lonely and wrote a masterpiece through the ages at a poetry meeting, which made Wei Chengxiang, who hurt himself and had no successors, overjoyed.

From then on, Grandpa Wei had high hopes for his young grandson, and grasped both literary and martial arts.

After being tortured by Zhihu for eight years, the original owner struggled to death in Prime Minister Wei's tears for two days before admitting defeat and going to the examination room.This pretender also has the spirit of "except for the first, there is no second result in Lao Tzu's dictionary", and he really got a champion for Wei Chengxiang.

This Coke broke the whole Wei family.

Originally, Wei Xuanming and his grandfather made an agreement of three chapters, as long as he became the No. [-] scholar, his marriage and future would have to be decided by himself.What I didn't expect was that the handsome man who broke the universe couldn't control the hormones he emitted, so he accidentally fascinated the little princess of the Shuyang Hou Mansion at the Qionglin Banquet, and the latter directly asked His Majesty the Emperor to be his wife. matchmaker.

For two lifetimes, Wei Xuanming, who had been dreaming of muscular strength with all his heart and soul, withstood his grandfather's offensive of tears this time. In order to escape this arranged marriage, before the imperial fate became a reality, he directly left a letter and wandered the world. .

In fact, the original owner had already planned for his own future. He wandered around the capital city full of flowers and eyes, and found that it was all vulgar and vulgar fans. By the way, abduct a loyal dog and strong man to go home.

So when he left, he took the fake hometown he had prepared in order to be prepared for military service and joined the army.

He joined the Shuyang Army stationed in the Northwest Desert City—this was not a good choice.

Although the marriage between the two prefectures is not on the bright side, but if he thinks about the matter of refusing the marriage and running away from home, he knows that he will be gossiped by those idlers in the capital who are hurt every day and moan without illness every day.No matter how many versions of the cause and effect they fabricated, he and the Shuyanghou Mansion have formed a relationship, and once his identity is discovered, what awaits him will definitely not be a good result.

You know, the little princess who was "declined" by him is a little red daughter in the green bushes of the Shuyang Hou Mansion. Everyone knows that rare things are valuable, not to mention the seven elder brothers above her, they don't talk about their shortcomings. They all like to use violence to solve problems.

However, he didn't want to go into the wolf's den.

In addition to the Shuyang Army, the military of the Tianyang Dynasty only counted the Xiahou Army as hot enough. Even if he ran away from home, he wanted to make a fortune and return home. If he wanted to use his fists to get more opportunities for promotion, Shuyang and Xiahou had to.

Compared with the Xiahou army who would be caught by his master who knew his wishful thinking, the original owner did not need to think carefully about choosing the Shuyang army.

After that...

On his first day in the army, it was love at first sight.

It was an afternoon when the sunset was flat and the sand was flat, and the desert wind and sand splashed with the horseshoes. In the magnificent yellow background, a general in armor rode his horse galloping towards him with a whip.

He, like a peerless hero who came from afar through a long time, stepped on the clouds of seven colors to marry—to marry him.That beautiful face eclipsed everything in the world instantly, making Wei Xuanming's vision narrower and quieter, leaving only the person who broke into his life like a broken bamboo.

From now on, one glance will make a mistake for the rest of his life—a ghost!

Putting on a young literary and artistic youth who has lived for eight hundred lifetimes, this dog is just looking for sex!

Looking at his daily life of chasing his wife for the next six years, Gou Liang wished he could get into the mirror image of his soul body and tear off Wei Xuanming's stupid face. He was so tired of daring to covet his husband.

However, Wei Yangou is a person who dares to risk his life.

In order to be able to win the moon first, he did not hide his clumsiness at all in the first year, and tried his best to climb up.On the battlefield, he was always at the forefront, actively offering strategies for Shangfeng behind the scenes, and it can be said that he stole the limelight.After a few battles, the original owner lived up to the expectations and won the title of "Killed by Thousands of People", and quickly changed from a small soldier with no rank to a commander of the eighth rank with thousands of soldiers in his hands. In front of Han Zhan, the eldest son of Yanghou Mansion.

It was at a celebration dinner.

The Shuyang army defeated Ximang, and even killed a hereditary general of the opponent. It was really gratifying.The strategy to control the enemy was offered by the original owner, and he made the most of the contribution, so he was also allowed to enter the commander's account.

It's just that no one expected that when General Han asked him what reward he wanted, this guy held up a broken wine bowl and recited a poem in front of everyone.

The original sentence is this:

There is a beautiful woman who will never forget.

I don’t see you in a day, thinking like crazy.

Director Wei swallowed it mixed with yellow soup, applauded Han Zhan fearlessly, and praised him with a smile, "I didn't know Xuan Ning had such a good literary talent before!" Said: "General, I have nothing else to ask for, but I just ask the general to give you a chance to take care of you. I often swear that I will be loyal to you for the rest of my life, and I will be with you in life and death."

Before all the soldiers in the tent could react, Han Zhan stopped laughing.

He quickly recovered from the astonishment, his expression gradually turned cold, and he gave Wei Xuanming a chance to take back the water: "Director Chang, what do you mean by that?"

Wei Xuanming didn't seem to notice the warning in his tone, raised his head and drank the wine in the bowl, wiped his mouth, stared at him with burning eyes, and then threw the bowl domineeringly.

Everyone looked over in surprise, only to see Wei Xuanming pointing up to the sky, and said loudly: "The emperor is above, the earth is below, and all my colleagues are testifying for me, Chang Xuanning! If there is one word of hypocrisy in what I said today, let me The sky is struck by lightning, and I will die. Listen! Han Zhan, I like you! I have a crush on you, and I want to marry you as my wife!"

Every word was sonorous and forceful, but there was no sound in the handsome tent.

These soldiers on the bloody battlefield were easily stunned by a single sentence.

After a long time, it was his immediate boss, General Lin Di, who smoothed things over with a dry smile: "Hehehe, Xiao Chang is drunk, hehe, this brat is so pissed when he drinks, hehe, it can't be true."

Wei Xuanming didn't appreciate it, and shouted at Han Zhan with his neck stuck: "I'm not drunk. Han Zhan, you and I will be fine! I will love you and love you, and give you all my heart. I really like you , thinking of you in my dreams—"

"Director Chang is drunk, send him back to rest."

Han Zhan said lightly, finally he couldn't listen anymore.

But the favorability degree dropped from +70 to +22, which is enough to show that General Han's heart is not at peace.

He originally thought that no matter what Wei Xuanming had in mind for him, with his intelligence, he would keep his law and order in the future and not cause trouble.

Unexpectedly, Wei Xuanming didn't play cards according to the rules at all. Not only did he not pretend that nothing happened, but he was afraid that too few people knew his thoughts, so he launched a fierce offensive against him openly.

Reciting love poems was commonplace, but he didn't listen, so he wrote poems on the ground in front of the tent for him to see.In addition, Wei Xuanming gave him desert red foxes and wild geese, and lit torches to please him. It can be said that he tried his best to please him. Toy?

Shangfeng Lindi persuaded him: "Xiao Chang, the general doesn't have a good friend. But even if he speaks well and his eyes are not bad, you should give up on it."

The words were euphemistic, and the soldiers who watched his jokes outside would not show any morals.

"Then Chang Xuanning doesn't even look at how ugly he looks, but he dares to think about the general. Don't you know that horses don't know faces and flies don't know the smell of excrement. They really don't know what it means."

"Director Chang, if you really want to get along with the general, why don't you go back to your mother's womb and have a second life?"

"With your honor... tsk tsk, brother, even though I am close to you, I really can't push the general into the pit of fire against my conscience."

Wei Xuanming used his own personal experience to prove that when the first son of the capital, who is more famous than Pan An, has a big beard and a bean-sized mole, even if he has a pair of pleasing dimples on his cheeks when he smiles, That didn't help either.

This era of looking at faces is so simple and rude.

Although Gou Liang didn't want to admit it, the original owner's appearance was eighty percent similar to him as the system said, especially the blurred and lazy peach blossom eyes, and the moderately thick smiling lips.It's just that the pear dimples turned into eye-catching dimples on her cheeks, which were revealed when she smiled, adding a touch of innocence to the indifferent expression that seemed to be inconspicuous but had insight into the coldness of the world.

But even if it's in his own face, Gou Liang can still be ruthless in the face of such a dead thing!

What he couldn't bear the most was not that Wei Xuanming seized the opportunity to show his presence in front of Han Zhan, but that he flicked cotton at his husband.

This guy is considered a standard talent, rich and handsome in the 21st century, and he has accumulated a lot of flirtatious skills in school, one of which is playing the guitar.

He spent a lot of money to hire a carpenter to build a guitar, and his emotions poured out through the melodious voice. He sang "I fell in love with you because I couldn't help it", "I admit it's all the moon's fault", "You are so beautiful , beautiful, beautiful~", with both voice and emotion, tenderness.

However, with such a beautiful singing voice, he seems to be...

Gou Liangnu: Damn, have you paid the copyright fee yet? !

That night, the guitar was secretly sunk into the lake by an unknown strong man in the Shuyang Army who collectively suffered from insomnia. When seeing him, the carpenters all over the border all vowed to defend their chastity and shouted, "Spare me, sir."

After two years of this kind of life, Wei Xuanming's military achievements have become higher and higher, and his rank has also risen steadily. He was promoted from the eighth-rank director to the seventh-rank school lieutenant.The Korean War, which clearly distinguishes between public and private, has treated him coldly with the cold treatment of "don't see evil, don't listen to evil", until this day.

——Wei idiot stole General Han's obscene trousers, and it was no surprise that the incident came to light.

Han Zhan had the desire to frustrate him, so he was merciless in his attack. Wei Xuanming, who claimed to be the best in martial arts in the world, was forced to do his best. The duel was very exciting.Then Dao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet high. Finally, at the end, Wei Xuanming, who was pretending to be handsome, missed a move in chess, and was beaten so badly that he was paralyzed, lying on the ground and unable to get up.

General Han pulled the corner of his sleeve and looked down at him: "I hope Director Chang will take this as a warning and be cautious in words and deeds."

Wei Sunzi, who was trembling from the pain, only asked him, "Will you be happy?"

Han Zhan didn't answer, but it was obvious that he was quite happy with the lesson of punching and kicking.

Wei Xuanming said: "It's good that you are happy. If it's not enough, one day you think about it and come to me again. You can fight me any way you want. Hehe, beating is pro-swearing or love, Han Zhan, the harder you fight, the more I will fight." like."

Han Zhan froze in place, and after a moment, waved his robe away.

Wei Xuanming was still shouting loudly from behind: "Welcome to come again next time! Regardless of the sky, day or night, my body will always be open to you!"

Han Zhan: "...Director Chang has no illness or pain, so don't bother to call a doctor for him."

Wei Xuanming suffered from this sentence for two whole months.

Gou Liang felt that the pain wasn't severe enough, and he really wanted to jump into the mirror image of the soul body and step on this guy.

After a long time, both the soldiers of the Shuyang Army and the unstoppable Han Zhan have become accustomed to Wei Xuanming's persevering madness and remain unmoved.

No matter how optimistic Wei Xiaoqiang is, he will inevitably be frustrated, but he has gone all the way, and he is bound to fight Han Zhan to the death.

Until, three months ago.

Han Shizi received a 26-year-old birthday gift from the capital - a beauty.

Gifted by the emperor, arranged by Mrs. Shuyanghou, and gifted by dignitaries, there are a total of 20 people, including ring fat, swallows and thin people.

Wei Xuanming looked around and commented that vulgar fans should not be feared.But he didn't want him to make such a fuss. Instead, General Han, who didn't even bother to look at it, ordered to send the beauty into the account.

That night, Wei Xuanming sang to the moon with the jug in his hand, and the sound of using internal force to strengthen the voice resounded throughout the barracks.

"I want to ask you if you dare to be crazy about love like me."

"You can't finish the dinner for three people no matter how much you eat."

"My heart is so cold, waiting for you to hurt."

Those who tried to stop him were defeated by his strength. The deputy general went to ask General Han for help. The latter studied ink and wrote, and dismissed him with a simple sentence: "After singing tonight, he can't make a sound for three months. Let him go."

But on the second night, Director Wei's concert, whose voice was already hoarse, continued. On the fourth night, he finally lost his voice, but he still started to pick cotton relentlessly.

As soon as the artifact was sacrificed, the soldiers were frightened.

But I didn't expect that without Wei Xuanming's accompaniment, the tune was strange but pleasant to the ear, so no one cared about him.

However, he stubbornly flicked all ten fingers until they were dripping with blood and did not stop.

Han Zhan listened to the lieutenant general's report, paused his writing hand, sighed, and said, "Arrange the officers and soldiers in the match to get married as soon as possible, and don't miss the beauty's youth."

"Yes."

The deputy will be pardoned.

Wei Xuanming was very happy about this for a long time. He thought this was the beginning of a softening of Han Zhan's attitude, and he was finally one step closer to success.

Gou Liang sneered, +22 favorability has not increased once in five years, this is the real idiot!

But idiot Wei doesn't have this chance anymore.

The general Xi Mang, who died five years ago, made a comeback this year, and the leader was the general's son, who was threatening to avenge his father.The battle was fierce, and Zambu's methods were more vicious than his father's, and it was hard to guard against cold arrows and dark guns.

The day before, Wei Xuanming blocked a cold arrow from our army for Han Zhan, and put a poison on it, right in the center of his mouth.

"Korean war... I have, have I told you, I have met you in this life, I just know, God, he... treats me well, worth, worth it..."

He smiled with blood, finally moving Han Zhan.

However, Gou Liang glanced at the favorability, and only gave him a cold snort from the main palace.

Name: Han Zhan, word Jiuxiao

Sex: Male

Age: 26 years old

Height: 193CM

Appearance factor: ★★★★★

Intelligence factor: ★★★★★

Physical fitness factor: ★★★★★

Health factor: ★★★★★

Potential: S class

Current favorability: +60.