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Xiang Muchuan thinks he has rich experience in accompanying guides.

Mrs. Xiang is a realist, and she doesn't like to spend on Star Online, but she prefers a son who is down-to-earth than a housekeeper who is a sales god who assists with "the wife is the most beautiful", "the lady looks good anyway", and "this is too good for the lady". accompany.As long as time permits, Xiang Muchuan will not refuse, which is why he appeared in the mall seven days ago and rescued Gou Liang from the robbers by chance.

Xiang Muchuan's understanding of the guide came entirely from the taste of his mother and the housekeeper, Uncle Chen, and he took Gou Liang directly to the Fuli Shopping Mall - Mrs. Xiang said that the secret to coaxing the guide is to buy, buy, buy.

"It's a debit card with no limit."

Xiang Muchuan handed the card to Gou Liang directly, and swiped it casually.

Although Gou Liang didn't have much hope for Xiang Shaoshuai's dating aesthetics, he still complained about his incompetence in this "dominant president and cannon fodder" dating model.

He took the card calmly and asked him, "All, buy?"

"can."

Xiang Muchuan nodded.

If he can't afford it, he can still hide from the pirate's interstellar pursuit.

The shopping mall in Fuli Star is different from other places. The products here are all stolen goods. Buying is risky, but there are all kinds of strange things.

But Gou Liang was not interested in these flashy and value-for-money things until he visited a Pangci specialty store.

Opened in the golden zone of Fulixing Shopping Mall, it is destined that this is not an ordinary fat shop.

The signboard of the store reads: From the queen of the empire, the head of the Federation, down to the common people, men, women and children, there are only fat times that you can't afford, and there are no fat times that we can't afford.Welcome, accept reservations, dear~

——This is a pirate marketing shop that specializes in stealing fat times.

The reason why Gou Liang stepped into this store without hesitation is that today's Twitter: @xiang Shaoshuai.

With a stiff face, Xiang Muchuan was dragged into the store by Gou Liang, where two guides, a man and a woman, were arguing over "the only one that Young Master Xiang passed through".

The male guide was full of anger: "I made a reservation five years ago, why should she rob me?!"

The female guide refused to give in: "No matter how much he pays, I will pay ten times!"

The shopkeeper: "Don't argue, you two. We managed to steal Young Marshal Xiang's underwear once, are we afraid that there won't be a second time? This one was ordered ten years ago, and he offered 600 million federal currency... ..."

"I'll pay 800 million!"

"1000 million!"

"2000 million!"

"4000 million!"

The male guide and the female guide are richer and richer than the other.

On the surface, the shopkeeper with blind eyes looked embarrassed: "Don't hurt the peace of the two distinguished guests."

"Look, if it's not like this, I'll put the reservation number of the two of you at the top according to the price you just gave, and if the next time it arrives, I will notify you as soon as possible. But don't be disappointed, we still have a colleague of Xiang Shaoshuai here. This one is for sale. Look at these models, gentle wraps, a million kisses, suit temptations...all are custom-made, only one for men and women."

He goes out of his way to recommend, and even comes up with the real thing.

The so-called gentle wrapping, the male and female models are made of lace, the male model is the hand embroidery of Xiang Shaoshuai wrapping his hips with his palms, and the female model is the front and back design of Xiang Shaoshuai’s hands wrapping;

Millions of kisses, the ones that are restored are definitely Xiang Shaoshuai's lips;

The suit is tempting, and even more simply and rudely posted a half-length photo of Xiang Shaoshuai taken in the coffee shop. This is the only high-resolution photo in the universe. It has been bought out by the Pangci specialty store a long time ago, and there are only blurry candid photos on the star network. Photo, if you buy this fat time, you can also give an original poster...

Seeing this, Gou Liang was sure that the "underpants worn by the young marshal Xiang who was ordered to leave ten years ago" that the shopkeeper said was definitely just a smoke bomb, and the shopkeeper didn't care about drinking at all.

Sure enough, these are not the most recommended by the store. When teasing the male and female guides so much that they can't wait to lose their fortune for Shaoshuai Xiang Pangci, he took out his trump card.

"The last one is incredible, don't miss it when you pass by - Yousheng fat times, special funds for divorce, this one is the only one!"

The shopkeeper pressed a switch, and the underwear began to vibrate gently, and then Young Marshal Xiang's deep and magnetic voice sounded: "Divorce tomorrow, I will marry you."

He panted low, sexy to the extreme.

The male & female guides burst into screams: "Ah!!!"

Gou Liang: "..."

Xiang Muchuan: "..."

Gou Liang was furious.

Xiang Muchuan's hands hurt from being pinched by him, fearing that Gou Liang would lose his mind and reveal his identity, he immediately wanted to pull him away, but Gou Liang firmly grabbed him and killed the unscrupulous shopkeeper.

He slammed his credit card on the counter and looked at Xiang Muchuan.

Xiang Muchuan, who heard his voice, looked at him silently, and finally lost under Gou Liang's fierce gaze.He said to the shopkeeper with a cold face: "We have packed all the underpants of Young Marshal Xiang, one is not enough or one is not needed."

The shopkeeper's eyes lit up when he saw the Black Dragon Credit Card, and there were only a hundred such cards issued in the entire Fuli Star!

For this sum, his wife has already saved enough in the coffin!

The store owner immediately forgot about the male and female guides.

"Pervert sentry!"

"Shameless Sentinel!"

Cheng Yaojin, who was killed by the two guides, was furious, but it was not the first time for them to hang out in Fuli Star. Naturally, they knew that the black dragon card was powerful, so they had no choice but to show off their prestige.

Gou Liang regarded their appellation as a compliment, took the sounding fat time from the shopkeeper's hand without changing his face, and pressed the switch again.Immediately afterwards, he discovered that the ingenious store's products were worth the money, and that Young Master Xiang's ear-piercing voice had other lines: "Honey, I don't like that ugly monster at all, I only love you."

"what!!!!"

The male and female guides are almost insane.

They couldn't care less about glaring at Gou Liang, and grabbed the shopkeeper and said excitedly: "Can this model be pre-ordered?! Can you also customize it?!"

Even if they all knew it was fake, they were willing to be deceived.

Money is not a problem at all, if they can "get" Xiang Muchuan in this way, they will be willing to go bankrupt!

Gou Liang has never realized so clearly for a moment: his rivals in love are all over the universe.

This time there is no need for Gou Liang to teach Xiang Muchuan, the latter said: "It is agreed that this is the only one, but if there is a similar model that comes out, it will be dealt with as a breach of contract by Fuli."

The only way to deal with Fuli's breach of contract is to repay a hundred times. After swiping a large amount in the credit card, the store gave the male and female guide a helpless look. After receiving the notification on the terminal, he laughed and became an idiot.

"Stop shopping?"

Walking out of Pangci's shop, Xiang Muchuan was a little surprised to see Gou Liang turn back.

Holding the chubby Gou Liang, he glanced at him quietly——

Attracting bees and attracting butterflies, not keeping the husband's way.

The two big labels were engraved on Young Marshal Xiang's face by the little guide, Gou Liang snorted like a silver wolf, turned his head and left.

"Angry?"

Xiang Muchuan was inexplicably amused to see him so angry, he held Gou Liang, and showed him a rare smile - Mrs. Xiang also said, if you can't coax him to buy, buy, buy, just smile.

It's a pity that Mrs. Xiang forgot to analyze the essence of this beauty trick with her son when she was sharing her life wisdom. No one would buy it when Young Master Xiang put on a bearded face.

Angry, Gou Liang raised his hand and pressed Lace Pangci on Xiang Muchuan's face. He smiled and said, "I found out that this Pangci has the function of recording skills. I really can't wait." , Waiting to try it out!"

Gritting his teeth, Gou Liang was so angry that he forgot his stuttering.

Xiang Muchuan took off the fat on his face. He was originally angry because of Gou Liang's rude behavior, but somehow he became happy after hearing his stammering anger.

[Ding, target favorability update, currently——]

Xiang Muchuan clarified himself: "This is fake."

"I know." Gou Liang raised an arrogant little face, and said coldly, "So, yes, you wear it, let me see."

Xiang Muchuan was still pinching the petite lace panties specially designed for guides: "..."

[—— Favorability: The data is unstable, and accurate calculations are being carried out.Master, what are you doing!Do you remember the mission by Daming Lake? ! 】

[Didn't you see that I'm in a relationship, don't make noise! 】

[Ding, current favorability: +70! 】

System: ... I'm really too young_(:зゝ∠)_.

Xiang Muchuan couldn't laugh or cry, seeing his ferocious expression of making up his mind, even though Gou Liang had a strange and ordinary face at this moment, the compelling light in his eyes made people reluctant to look away.He touched his angry face, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't be angry. Pirates are a high-risk occupation. Boss Fat is not the only one who has washed his hands in a golden basin yesterday. I guarantee that he will not do it again in his lifetime." Do old business."

"Really?"

"Really."

Gou Liang immediately had a smiling face, and didn't care about Xiang Muchuan imitating his stuttering tone.

It's a pity to see Xiang Muchuan take the opportunity to crush the sound recording chip and tear up the fragile lace and throw it away.

His openness to the sentinel's spiritual domain has not been interrupted, and Xiang Muchuan easily caught his idea.

Mrs. Xiang's more than 20 years of guidance and education were all thrown away by Xiang Muchuan. At this moment, it seemed that a blocked nerve in her body was suddenly opened.He hugged Gou Liang in his arms without a teacher, and whispered in his ear: "If you want to listen, you can provide real person service at any time."

Gou Liang opened his eyes wide in surprise, then held back his laughter, and looked at him suspiciously: "Say, if you divorce me, is it still ugly, ugly?"

Seeing his preoccupation, Xiang Muchuan smiled and said, "What do you want to hear, what do I say."

A big smile immediately bloomed on Gou Liang's face, well, he really likes the old driver more than Xiao Tiantian.

Seeing his smirk, Xiang Muchuan couldn't help but bowed his head and kissed his dimpled cheek, and said, "I also like that you have no reservations about me."

[Ding, the task progress bar is advancing, the current task progress: 0.01%. 】

In this world, no one can feel more directly than him the warm and vivid soul hidden under Gou Liang's dull and quiet surface.He is used to protecting himself with silence and obedience, and keeping a safe distance from everyone, but Xiang Muchuan hopes to be fully accepted by him, expects him to show a little temper occasionally, and hugs to make him truly his own. His dog Liang.

It's a pity that the little guide has not safely passed the ten-day observation period after awakening, and his mental domain is not stable enough to fully integrate with him, otherwise...he really wants to try right now to completely own a person and belong to him. Feel.

He revealed his thoughts to Gou Liang, unexpectedly frank and direct.

Gou Liangle went crazy, trying his best to hide the smile on his face, but he didn't close the spiritual realm where the fireworks were all over, so that Xiang Muchuan could clearly see his emotions.

He raised his head, and the smiling eyes of each other met, colliding with more enthusiastic joy.

Gou Liang no longer flinched, but boldly confirmed to him shyly: "Tell me, say you like me?"

"Ah."

"Ok?"

"I said, I like you."

Gou Liang smiled happily, he hugged Xiang Muchuan, and rubbed on his neck like he was close to Silver Wolf, "I, too, like you."

[Ding, target favorability updated, current favorability: +80! 】

The professor didn't keep Xiang Muchuan waiting for three full days, and he came to the door that night.

As soon as they met each other, he glanced back and forth between Xiang Muchuan and Gou Liang's faces, and smiled obscenely: "Brother Mu, I didn't expect you to be so good at it."

Today, after Gou Liang won a big victory in the Pangci specialty store, the two guides who followed them saw him and Xiang Muchuan kissing me, and took pictures, and launched #provide coordinates, want to set fire Die these two sentinel dogs follow me! #topic of.

Although this news was only circulated in the local area network of Fuli Star, the professor who was extremely bored and loved to pay attention to gossip heard the story of Heikamu and the young commander Pangci, as well as his sentinel love at the first time.

Xiang Muchuan graciously led Gou Liang to sit down, "Professor is looking for me now, has he found the person I want?"

Seeing that he didn't answer his own words, the professor slandered him for being boring, but he took the opportunity to get back to the topic: "That's right."

Saiyan, Professor Tang Di and his party fled to Fuli star very hastily. After checking the number of people, it is easy to find out where they are.

Of course, if it were someone else, it would be impossible to find someone in the motley planet Flier in a short period of time without inviting a person of the professor's level, and unable to offer a price enough to make him tempted.

And the cooperation between the professor and Heikamu has not been once or twice, and he appreciates his generous handwriting and non-sloppy behavior style, so he didn't deliberately delay the time in order to obtain greater benefits.

Professor: "The problem now is that they begged the blind Mike when they came here, and someone has already made a deal with the blind man. I heard that tonight is the delivery date."

Xiang Muchuan had expected this a long time ago.

As long as Saiyan and his party are on Fuli Star, it is impossible not to seek shelter from the local snake.He is a spy sent by the Liberty Alliance. Although the mission failed, but with such an important bargaining chip as Professor Tang Di in his hands, there is absolutely no possibility of risky escape. It is the safest way to stay in Fuli Star and wait for the response to make amends.

It was precisely because he knew this that he would offer such a high price to the professor from the very beginning.

Xiang Muchuan said with a smile: "Ming people don't talk dark words. Since the professor didn't mention the end of the deal with me, it must be that the bargaining chip the other party gave to Mr. Mike was not sincere enough. The professor might as well just say how he wants to transfer these people to Mr. I."

"I like to give lectures to smart people." The professor laughed, "But I can't be the master of blind people. If Brother Mu can trust me, I will be the middleman and help you make an appointment with blind people. You can talk to them face to face. But we have to say Clearly, no matter what kind of deal you make with that old blind man, it's not a deal with us."

"Of course."

Professors who got an affirmative answer were straightforward.

After he and blind Mike paid him the commission for the business through Xiang Muchuan, Xiang Muchuan soon met the old Mike, the head of the one-eyed dragon pirate group.

Old Mike injured one eye in his early years. He is proud of his experience of narrowly escaped death and traveled the world with the nickname One Eye.But as he grew older, his other eye was also blurred, and no one except the professor dared to call him blind in front of him.

Seeing Xiang Muchuan, he smiled: "It's a pleasure to meet Mr. Mu. I have heard that this old illiterate has a very generous client, so I just let me meet him today. Since we know each other now, Mr. Mu should take care of my business more in the future."

"Old blind man, your mouth has been so annoying for many years."

The professor who was poached face to face glared at him.

Old Mike laughed indifferently, and it could be seen that the two had a good friendship.

Old Mike didn't waste time teasing with the professor, and said straight to the point: "The recipient will arrive in two hours. Although that person is very stingy, if I make this deal with Mr. Mu, the loss will be great." Not small, what price does Mr. Mu plan to offer to intercept this batch of goods?"

"Don't worry, Mr. Mike, as long as the goods are okay, I can't let you suffer losses."

Yao Zicong handed over the recharged black card, and after scanning it, Old Mike immediately smiled.

As expected, Heikamu is a veritable magnate. The money left over to pay Old Mike’s breach of contract fee to the previous customer is not a small amount. His change of hands is equivalent to a net profit of two sums, which is not as good as that of the professor. count less.

"Mr. Mu is really a straightforward person. No wonder this old illiterate has been hiding you so hard that we won't let us share."

Old Mike said, asking people to bring up the "goods" to be transferred.

There were a total of 30 people, three less than what was stated in the information, and they were all given anesthesia and lost the ability to resist.

After confirming the identities of Saiyan and Dr. Tang Di through genetic map matching, Xiang Muchuan happily made the payment and would not stay for long.

Old Mike also intends to do a second business, and said: "Leaving Fuli Star, the old illiterate and I can't get involved in the outside affairs. Mr. Mu might as well wait for the people outside to leave before taking this batch of goods back. ?”

As long as they can afford the protection fee, there is no one they can't protect on this Fuli planet.

Xiang Muchuan thanked them for their kindness, "I'm also a businessman, if I can't deliver the goods within the stipulated time, this money-losing business will make me bankrupt. Mr. Mike, thank you for your kindness."

After he said goodbye to the professor, he left with Dr. Tang Di and others.

Old Mike glanced at the departing starship, and said to the professor, "Old man, it seems that the Liberty Alliance and the Empire are going to have a big fight this time."

"That's not what we should be concerned about," the professor said.

But Gou Liang and the others were blocked by the starship of the Freedom Alliance not long after they left Fuli Star.

"Oh shit!"

Yao Zicong cursed: "That old blind man did not only do these two deals! He sold our whereabouts to the Liberty Alliance!"