Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

More than a month ago, the day when the end of the world broke out.

City C, department store.

"Mom, um, I'm listening, yes, I'm looking for someone with big breasts... what the hell are you comparing to Fatty Tang? His breasts belong to cows, won't you be troubled if you marry him?" Bao Zi said Pushing the cart, while drawing cards from the wallet, with the phone on his shoulder, he smiled at his mother as if no one was there: "Okay, I will definitely see you this time, it's ok, I can see you every month without repeating it! Mom, look now Can you unfreeze my card?"

"Hand over the daughter-in-law with one hand, and the card with the other, otherwise there is no discussion!"

"Hey mom, wait--Mom?"

The beeping busy tone caused Bao Zi to curse angrily, and took out a bunch of luxury goods worth more than [-] yuan from the cart, and the cashier greeted him after habitually scanning the QR code, "Those I don’t want any of them, I’ll pack the rest.”

The cashier glanced at the only box of drinking water and instant noodles left in the cart, and greeted you secretly.

Under the attention of the payment team, Bao Zi ignorantly squeezed into the elevator with "valuables" and went straight down to the parking lot on the second floor.

After getting out of the elevator, he found his own car, and then put it into gear, only to see that the fuel level was low!

Poor him is covered with famous brand gold watches, but he is already so poor that he can't even afford fuel.

After cursing for bad luck, Bao Zi called his aunt for help.

There are good words to say, but who would have thought that just as he opened his mouth to borrow money, his aunt—the head wife of the Tang family would tell him with a smile: "Little Baozi, your mother is by my side, you can talk to her about this." .”

"Don't, auntie—"

"Bao Zi, come back and go on a blind date! No wife, no money!"

"……mom??"

Once again, Bao Zi, who was hung up on the phone, looked aggrieved, and was so angry that he wanted to drop the phone, when he heard a loud bang above his head!

The ground shook violently, and the lights in the underground parking lot exploded!

Bao Zi instinctively hugged his head on the seat and screamed, then raised his head again. In the parking lot with mixed lights, he only heard the screams of the panicked crowd:

"earthquake?!"

"Hurry up and get out of here!"

"The entrances and exits are blocked!"

"The elevator is broken!"

"Quickly call the police!"

"The mobile phone can't receive the signal, we are dead, we are dead..."

Bao Zi took out his mobile phone, but he couldn't make a call. He had never experienced such a terrible thing and yelled in horror: "Mom, I was wrong! Auntie, help me!"

After being trapped in the underground parking lot for more than a month, Bao Zi was finally rescued, and with a sore nose, Bao Zi rushed to his cousin's generous and majestic embrace.

I didn't expect-

"Which plastic surgery shop did you find, Fatty Tang?!"

Bao Zi's eyes are about to fall out of the window!

Although the person in front of him was still not tall, he had a well-proportioned and thin body, and his exquisite face was so beautiful that people were afraid to approach him.

This, this is his 150×3 cousin Tang Fat? !How can it be?Got it wrong? !

Gou Liang nodded, and said the original owner's catchphrase: "I'm afraid you can't understand this matter with your IQ."

"Fuck!"

Bao Zi let out a loud cry.

Listening to this soft voice, listening to this tone, Bao Zi swore that there would be no second person in this life who could say such annoying words with confidence.

He hugged Gou Liang suddenly, and cried loudly: "You are really my brother! There will never be another person in this world who is so hated! How did you become like this? Wait, you Don't tell me about it yet, let me cry for a while... Fatty Tang, my dear brother, your brother and I almost died in this ghost place... Thanks to you still thinking of saving me, brother, I never I didn't realize that I love you so much..."

Bao Zi is a chatterbox, this past month has really driven him crazy.

"Don't cry, it's ugly."

"Your sister!"

Bao Zi scolded, but he managed to contain his collapsed emotions.

He was used to quarreling with the original owner since he was a child, and now he just feels comfortable after a few words, the heavy haze in his heart has finally dissipated, and the panic in his heart has calmed down a lot.

"Why haven't I seen you like this for a month?...Forget it, tell me the address of the plastic surgery later, why are you here? Where's my mother? Where's my aunt?"

Bao Zi asked.

Gou Liang opened his mouth and hesitated for a while.

In the end, Gou Liang still didn't explain the matter to him, but just patted his head and said, "You have too many questions."

"Why are you looking at me so disgustingly..."

Gou Liang asked him to eat, so Bao Zi didn't worry about it.

He sat down at the dining table, did not forget to greet the other five survivors, and looked at Gou Liang uncontrollably, apparently still in disbelief.

He and the original owner also grew up together.

Bao Zi's father passed away when he was very young. Mrs. Tang had a very deep relationship with her younger sister and sister, and they often helped him, so the two families were very close.

But the original owner showed a difference in IQ from his peers very early on. The bear-like Bao Zi saw that he was not pleasing to the eye and was crushed by the original owner's IQ, so he always made fun of him for being fat.

Cursing and exposing faults, the two brothers used it with such pure love, but after such a fight, the relationship is very good.

Later, the original owner became the chief engineer of the Tang family. Except for his parents who hadn't seen outsiders all year round, he became indifferent.

The two cousins ​​only meet each other during the holidays. Although the relationship is still there, they lack understanding of each other's lives.

But no matter how unfamiliar they are, it is impossible to accept Gou Liang's change without suspicion. At the beginning, Gou Liang was worried that Shi Buyu and Yu Lin Zhougao knew too much about the original owner, so they didn't reveal too many flaws in their character. However, the change of a single appearance is not so easy to accept, so Gou Liang can only find another way.

If Bao Zi could let him hear about the "big change in appearance" of the original owner before meeting him, then no matter how surprised he was, he wouldn't be so extreme as to think that he was not the original owner when he met him.

The breakthrough lies in Yu Lin and Zhou Gao.

As the personal bodyguards of Shi Buyu's father and brother, they are no strangers to the Tang and Jia families in City A, and they must have met each other on many occasions.

And Bao Zi works in the Tang family, Tang's father also likes this nephew and often takes him by his side, Yu Lin and the others have heard of his name even if they don't remember his appearance.

It is very appropriate for them to take this move.

However, Zhou Gao has a hot temper and is not good at directly rescuing and comforting people, while Yu Lin is the opposite.So, after learning that Bao Zi was one of the survivors, Gou Liang picked up the topic of Yu Lin's friends-in-arms theory on the way to C City, hypnotized him while he was emotionally fluctuating, and instilled Bao Zi's appearance And let him mention his own psychological hints.

Yu Lin really lived up to his expectations.

At this time, Bao Zi stared at Gou Liang for a long time, and suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Fatty Tang, I found that you look quite like my mother and my aunt now! Especially the peach blossom eyes of the old Su family. Tsk tsk, why didn't I inherit it, but let you catch up? But it's so good, it's not like my uncle's family! Haha, I said that our old Su family has good genes, and it's not a loss for my uncle to marry my aunt."

Bao Zi, who has always been heartless, quickly accepted the fact that Gou Liang's appearance had changed drastically—although he was still not used to it, but this kind of feeling that made him both love and hate, no one except Fatty Tang.

What's more, what he experienced these days is far more unimaginable and shocking than Gou Liang's "successful plastic surgery".

Gou Liang didn't answer his words and served him a bowl of soup.

Bao Zi felt alive after drinking it.

Seeing that the two brothers had almost finished their conversation, Shi Buyu asked about their post-apocalyptic experiences.

Bao Zi sighed, thinking of what happened two days ago, he no longer wanted to brag, so he said with a heavy face.

He and five other female survivors were lucky to survive.

When the last days erupted, they all thought it was an earthquake.

At that time, the ground shook violently, and they all felt that the eighteen-story shopping mall building above them collapsed, and the entrance and exit of the parking lot were immediately blocked.

Fortunately, the underground parking lot of this shopping mall was not a shabby project, so it gave them a place to stay, and they could eat and drink just after shopping.

After the initial panic, they waited for several days but no rescue was found, so they could only die and start to save themselves.

Everyone worked together and finally dug out a small exit after being trapped for a month.

That's what happened three days ago.

At that time, it was agreed that the elderly, children and women would go first, so Bao Zi was placed at the end of the line.But people's hearts are changeable, everyone wants to be the first to go out, and the order quickly becomes chaotic.

The five female survivors were pushed away by the man who was desperately trying to get into the hole. Bao Zi saw that they were seriously injured, and if they were left alone, they might not be able to climb out, so he stayed and helped.

He kept yelling outside, hoping that those who had already gone out would lend a helping hand, but who would have thought that no one would agree.

"I was so angry at that time!"

Bao Zi stuffed something into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Tell me, how can you be so inhuman after sharing weal and woe for so long? I told them that I went out to call people, but luckily they were the ones Terrified, I forcibly pulled me away, otherwise I would also be swallowed alive by the monster now!"

When he said it, he still had lingering fears. He rubbed his little heart and took a sip of the soup before continuing.

They were trapped on the second floor of the basement, and it was very difficult to get through the exit that only allowed one person to crawl.

But Bao Zi was very thin, and it was quite convenient to move around in it. The five women were afraid that he would run away like those sad men, so they tied a rope around his feet and led him to the car, so they let him get into the hole.

Bao Zi was actually very reluctant, but thinking about it at this moment, he was all glad.

"At that time, I ran out for two or three meters, and suddenly something hot and slippery came in. I thought it was the rope sent by those people with conscience, so I grabbed it happily, and then I shouted outside , don't pull me until I go back and let go of my feet, change the girls first..."

As a result, no matter how he shouted, the person operating the rope didn't listen and insisted on dragging him out.

As soon as Bao Zi moved, the girls also drove to drag him back. The pain was so painful that he was almost torn apart by five horses!

Bao Zi cried out in pain, he couldn't hear both sides of his shout, so he had to throw away the flashlight in his hand, and cut the rope with the fruit knife attached to his belt for self-defense.He was inexperienced, and instead of cutting the rope, he scratched his hand first. For some reason, the rope binding his other hand suddenly "broken", and he let out a very terrifying cry!

When Bao Zi heard that voice, his scalp went numb instinctively, and he took a look with the flashlight——

Where is the rope then? !

That's a tongue of some kind!Live!

"I was so scared to pee! I kept screaming, and they just realized that I was not going to crawl forward desperately, and they stepped on the gas pedal and dragged me back!"

Bao Zi wiped off his sweat and said, "The tongue caught up with me just after I came back, you don't know how terrifying it is!"

The six of them were completely out of their wits, being chased by the tongue, rolling and crawling, his most unlucky leg was still tied with a rope around his neck, so he was almost caught up by the tongue.

At the moment of life and death, he broke out his potential and cut the rope and ran quickly, so as not to be crippled by his tongue--that fucking thing is still very powerful, they all saw it with their own eyes, when it flicked its tongue, the cars in the parking lot flew straight to the ground. A large piece was blown away!

If it weren't for the limited length of the tongue, they would hide in the corner and it wouldn't be able to eat it. Now it's really over!

After hiding from the tongue for two full days, they stuck to the wall without daring to move. They were worried that they would either be killed by the tongue or die of starvation and thirst, when the tongue suddenly ran away.

Just over an hour ago!

Immediately afterwards they heard a human voice: "Survivors, this is the search and rescue aircraft of the Kyushu base, please answer if you hear it, please answer if you hear it."

When they heard the voice, they were touched beyond words.

But they were afraid that the tongue would come back, so they still didn't dare to take a step, so they could only desperately shout for help.

Fortunately, the broadcast voice quickly responded: "Human vital signs have been detected and have been reported. Survivors are requested to try their best to remain calm. The rescue team will rush to the rescue as quickly as possible."

Although the waiting for rescue was extremely long, the broadcast in the drone kept repeating, and the strange tongue did not appear again, which finally gave them infinite comfort and hope.

But as expected, there is no unparalleled road, and they waited for the rescue of Gou Liang and others.

"Brother, it's great that you found me!"

Bao Zi said with tears in his eyes: "It's my fate to survive this time. You don't even know how scary that tongue is. What the hell is it?! When did China have such a terrifying creature?!"

It's really scary!

Bao Zi, who has always been exaggerated, was not exaggerating when he described the monster's tongue at this time, because his imagination and expressive ability were not enough to describe the horror of the strange beast.

Gou Liang thought for a while, locked the suspicious target on the handheld computer, and asked Bao Zi, "Is it this?"

When Bao Zi saw the photo, he hugged Gou Liang tightly in fright. He didn't dare to glance at the computer screen again, and closed his eyes and shouted: "Yes, it's this fucking thing! Why is there more than one of them? Brother, what is this? What is it, what's going on?"

The other five female survivors also took a look and confirmed that it was the tongue.

Only then did Gou Liang let them see the whole picture.

"...Fortunately, you were lucky to meet this thing." Yu Lin sighed when he saw the strange beast, and then said, "Hasn't Bao Zi already been caught by him? Why...?"

That strange beast is called "lizard-like beast". It looks somewhat similar to a lizard. It is long but not too big. It is fast but has low strength. It mainly relies on its tongue and tail to attack.

Fortunately, they opened the hole small and buried it deep, otherwise they would have become the meat of the strange beast's mouth in minutes.

Presumably, the other people who went out first were not unwilling to turn back to rescue, but they got into the mouth of the beast as soon as they went out, and they didn't even have time to scream.

Gou Liang said: "My younger brother has a fire physique."

Only then did Shi Buyu realize that lizard-like beasts prefer things with water attributes, but they are afraid of fire. No wonder they didn't swallow Bao Zi in one gulp but flinched back once in fright because of his blood.

From this point of view, this guy is really lucky!

Bao Zi couldn't understand what they said at all, but he couldn't hold back after filling his stomach a little, and asked Gou Liang, "Fatty Tang, how about you? Are my mother and aunt okay?"

He had a deep anxiety in his heart. After being trapped underground for more than a month, he was not as scared as when he was avoiding the "tongue".

Even though he is rescued now, the fear of "a catastrophe is imminent" in his heart still hasn't dissipated.

Gou Liang didn't know how to answer, and looked at Shi Buyu with some helplessness.

Shi Buyu held his hand, looked at Bao Zi and said, "Since you have come into contact with this tongue, I think you should be mentally prepared for the situation outside."

Bao Zi's heart skipped a beat, Rao had already made the worst plans, but when he heard that millions of alien beasts occupied the human land, human beings would never survive for a while, and the end of the world had come, he, like the other five survivors, They all froze.

It seems completely incomprehensible, but there is a contradiction that the premonition has come true.

But the spontaneous fear has soaked into their hearts.

Bao Zi grabbed Gou Liang and asked in horror, "What about my mother? Where's my aunt? Her, them?"

Gou Liang's eyes were red, his lips were parted for a while but he still couldn't say it himself, finally he just nodded.Seeing Bao Zi's blank face and unable to bear the blow, he choked up and said, "They walked in a dream and didn't suffer too much."

When Bao Zi heard his voice, as if a switch had been triggered, he burst into tears.

The other five survivors hurriedly questioned the situation of the survivors in City C, wanting to know if their relatives were still alive. After learning that no other survivors had been searched and rescued in this area except them, they also burst into tears.

Gou Liang was at a loss, he didn't dare to move while being hugged by Bao Zi, and didn't know how to comfort him.

Seeing that he was hugged too tightly, Shi Buyu wanted to stop him, but looking at Bao Zi who was crying like a child, and remembering how Gou Liang was crying uncontrollably in front of him, he held back.

...It really is a family.

he thinks.

After a long time, Bao Zi calmed down a little.

He had been trapped for so long, imagining a lot of what would happen to his mother if he died, but he didn't expect that in the end, he would be the one who had to bear all this.

"If I had known this, I wouldn't have run away from home. Isn't it just a blind date? Why did I run away..." Bao Zi regretted it so much. He hid from City A to City C just to avoid the blind date arranged by his mother. Unexpectedly, this departure turned out to be a farewell forever. "If only I could stay at home, I could die with my mother now...Mom..."

Gou Liang said: "Auntie said it's useless to hide. She has prepared more than [-] blind dates, and she promises that you will never be the same for a month."

Bao Zi: "..."

His mother must have lost her mind with anger, and didn't value the result of the blind date at all.

Thinking that Her Majesty the Queen of their family was separated from him, Bao Zi couldn't help crying again.

Shi Buyu then gave them a brief introduction to the supernatural power and the Kyushu base. Hearing that Gou Liang said that he would awaken the rare fire supernatural power, Bao Zi suppressed his emotions.

The world has changed.

When holding the animal pill given by Shi Buyu in his hand and feeling a strange energy, Bao Zi clearly felt it.

But when he was about to eat the beast pill, Gou Liang stopped him.

Gou Liang said: "Tomorrow someone from Kyushu will come to pick you up, and you will be at the base when you wake up. Don't be afraid, I will ask them to take care of you."

"what?"

Bao Zi couldn't care about Beast Pill immediately, and said anxiously, "Brother, aren't we together?"

Shi Buyu and the others were also a little surprised. After all, Bao Zi was Gou Liang's only relative, and he had awakened a fire ability that would not slow him down. They were already mentally prepared to accept him into the team.

Gou Liang shook his head, but did not explain why he did so.

——Just kidding, the original owner didn't have the problem of "skin hunger and thirst", and he didn't like to have too much physical contact with people since he was a child.

Bao Zi kept him by his side, even if Gou Liang had the ability to justify himself, his life was too tiring.

He doesn't want to waste his energy on people who are not the target.

"Brother, don't make such a joke!"

In his life, he called his brother the most willingly and sincerely today, and he couldn't help crying when he spoke: "You are the only family member I have, and you are the only one left for me! I'm not going anywhere, I'm Just follow you! Brother, don't leave me behind, I'll have supernatural powers later, I can eat less and do more, I'm sure I won't drag you down..."

"You're not a drag."

Gou Liang interrupted him, and continued without waiting for him to speak: "The Kyushu base is very safe, and it will treat me and Shi Xiaoyu a little bit less, it doesn't matter if you are stupid. But we have a lot of things to do, and we can't wait for you to grow up ,Understand?"

"...Are you really my brother?"

Bao Zi burst into tears.

But no matter how he resisted, he was sent to the Kyushu base with the rest of the survivors and the eggs of the locust-like beast in his sleep after taking the beast pill.

Gou Liang looked up at the rescue plane disappearing into the sky, and didn't look back for a long time.

Shi Buyu comforted him in a low voice, "Don't worry, Yao Zhong will take care of him."

Gou Liang nodded and said, "I'm not worried. It just occurred to me that I forgot to discuss with him the inapplicability of the nickname Fatty Tang."

Shi Buyu laughed, kissed his dimples and said, "I will remember for you, next time we meet, we must discuss this issue seriously."

"Ah."

Gou Liang breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile returned to his face.