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A three-headed snake with vertical pupils.

It is the first strange beast that hides and moves underground so far, and it is difficult for even satellite detectors to capture it.

After everyone retreated all the way to a distance that could be attacked and defended, they looked up and saw the shape of the three-headed snake and strange beast, and their faces changed.

Zhou Gao took a mouthful of dirt, and cursed at the same time: "Damn, this shape is so good!"

The snake skin of the three-headed snake beast is not smooth, but covered with hard black scales.It has no eyes, and only a crocodile-like snout can be seen on the tapered head, with very sharp teeth.Of the three snake heads, only the middle one has a tongue, which has been sticking out, hissing in response to the crocodile-like roars of the two snake heads next to it.

It can be seen that they are very fierce, but the strange thing is that the three-headed snake beast did not take the initiative to attack them.

"It's looking for something." Gou Liang said while typing data on the computer quickly, "It doesn't have eyes, but there are very special fluctuations in its voice, it is probably looking for something that can resonate with it."

"And this strange beast seems to have three beast pills, all of which are located seven inches from the snake's neck on each side. Its energy transmission structure is completely different from the strange beasts I have seen before!"

Gou Liang's eyes could see things that others couldn't. Facing the huge and ugly terrifying creature, he didn't feel a trace of fear, and his tone was full of excitement.

Shi Buyu hid him behind his back, and couldn't help emphasizing Jiang Ren, who had the most stable personality and was always in charge of Gou Liang's safety during the operation: "Take care of him."

He was really worried that Gou Liang, because of his superior nature, would run to this strange beast to chat about life with it.

Jiang Ren glanced at Gou Liang whose small eyes were about to shine behind the mirror, and nodded in sympathy.

Gou Liang stared at the three-headed snake closely, and said while inputting information: "There is still a mass of energy in this snake's belly. I suspect it is a pregnant female animal. If it is true, it is The first alien cub we caught, Shi Xiaoyu, don't kill it too later!"

"it is good."

Shi Buyu felt amused when he saw Lie Xin's happy appearance.

At this time, Gou Liang suddenly saw that the energy flow of the three-headed snake monster was intensifying, and hurriedly shouted: "It is about to attack, everyone be careful!"

Shi Buyu gave Jiang Ren a look of protecting Gou Liang, and then said: "Yu Sen is on guard, Lao Zhou is on the left, Lao Yu is on the right, and Lao Qin is in the middle. I will be the main defense. You do what you can and don't force yourself."

"Yes, Major General!"

Several people responded, and before the words were finished, the three-headed snake opened its bloody mouth and rushed towards them, as fast as lightning.

What's even more frightening is that its scales are very hard. Whether it's Zhou Gao's fire attack, Yu Lin's ice thorns, or Qin Bei's wind blade, it's like scratching an itch, not to mention piercing its body, even his body. The skin was scratched.

The sharpshooter Zhou Gao was still carrying a micro punch on his back. Seeing this, he fired a few bullets and made a bang bang sound, which really confirmed their guess.

"Damn it, it's actually an indestructible body of a diamond. Where are you, why don't you go to heaven!"

"Boss depends on you!"

With their current powers, they are no match for the three-headed snake at all, so they gave up the futile power-consuming power attacks and handed over the battlefield to Shi Buyu.

Shi Buyu raised his sword and went up. Thunder and lightning had a natural deterrent effect on strange beasts. No matter how fast the three-headed snake was, Shi Buyu still cut him with several wounds.

Feeling life-threatening, the hissing snake head in the middle suddenly let out a piercing scream.

"It's going berserk!"

As soon as Gou Liang sounded the reminder, lava suddenly spewed out of the mouth of the snake head in the middle!

Shi Buyu dodged immediately, but an accident happened at this moment!

Caught off guard, the two snake heads on the left and right of the three-headed snake suddenly separated from the snake's body, shot out quickly, and rushed towards Gou Liang, who was also unexpected about this turn of events——

"Little pit!"

Shi Buyu didn't even realize what he was shouting, when the thunder suddenly struck, one of the snake's heads was instantly chopped into charcoal, but at the same time, another snake's head rushed to Gou Liang with lightning speed!

Jiang Ren immediately condensed the metal to resist, but was bitten by the snake, and the third snake head came from behind him and Gou Liang!

At the critical moment, Gou Liang kicked Jiang Ren away, then dodged the snake heads attacking back and forth at a very fast speed, and shouted: "Their target is Jiang Ren!"

He ran in the direction of Yu Sen, Zhou Gao and the others, so fast that he had not finished calling someone before he had already appeared beside Yu Sen who was a thousand meters away.

"Shi Xiaoyu, don't kill the stuff in his stomach!"

Shi Buyu, who had already exploded the head of the detached snake head with thunder, stopped in time, pierced the last snake head seven inches with his sword, and dug out the beast pill.

The huge body of the three-headed snake fell down.

In the next second, Gou Liang was the first to appear beside Shi Buyu.The latter only felt a gust of wind blowing in his ears, and the moment he turned his head, countless dust that had not yet settled fell on his face in the gust of wind that accompanied Gou Liang's speeding, and then he heard Gou Liang urging him voice: "Hurry up, don't worry about the animal pill, give it a caesarean section!"

Shi Buyu, whose face was covered with dust: "..."

The five Jiang Ren were dumbfounded: "..."

Gou Liang who walks so fast must be a fake fat man!

But Gou Liang didn't realize that he had exposed his bad intention of pretending to be immobile and let Shi Buyu carry him for a walk. When Shi Buyu cut open the belly of the strange beast, Gou Liang, who was so excited that he got carried away, jumped back into the car at a very fast speed again. He took an incubator and put the little snake and beast that Shi Buyu took out into it.

The cub was only one arm long, with one head, and scales hadn't grown on its body yet. After being put into the petri dish, its silver-white skin began to turn red, and it curled up together, as if it was in great pain.

Gou Liang looked into the female beast's belly, and was about to dig it out, but Shi Buyu blocked it with quick eyes and hands.

"What do you want?"

"There must be something metal in it, open it and have a look."

Shi Buyu completely cut open the stomach of the strange beast, and sure enough, the abdominal cavity was filled with metal blocks of the same color as the scales that he had never seen before.

Gou Liang put the black metal into the petri dish, and the cubs immediately coiled the square metal block, and their skin color returned to normal, looking extremely docile.

"No wonder it wants to eat Jiang Ren. It turns out that baby alien beasts are quite picky eaters."

Gou Liang flicked the glass box and stood up holding the little strange beast.

Shi Buyu hurriedly took the box and handed it to Yu Sen, and said, "Don't be careless." The cubs of strange beasts may not be without lethality, so it's better to be careful.

At this time, Zhou Gao, Jiang Ren, and the others finally dug out two beast pills with untold hardships—the two snake heads whose heads were blown off by Shi Buyu and twisted in place for a long time, causing stones and dust to fly around, are still very powerful. , They were subdued until they were ashamed.

Shi Buyu wanted to go over to see the situation, but Gou Liang held his hand: "I want to go too."

Shi Buyu quietly looked down at him for three seconds and said, "Go by yourself!"

Now he will no longer be so naive as to be deceived by the illusion that fat people walk at a slow speed. Now that it is the end of the world, it is a fool to judge people with the common sense of the past.

In front of you, isn't it a living example.

Gou Liang pushed his dusty glasses, grabbed his sleeve and looked up at him without saying a word.

Shi Buyu: "..."

He patted Gou Liang's butt angrily, picked him up carefully, and said, "If you dare to lie to me again, you are not allowed to touch me for three days."

"no!"

Gou Liang immediately hugged his neck tightly in protest.

"If you can't do it, you have to do it." Shi Buyu turned the sweet burden upside down, pinched his buttocks threateningly and said, "Say it yourself, do you still dare?"

"……Oh."

"Oh?"

"Don't dare, really."

Only then did Shi Buyu smile: "Just tell me what you want, don't you need to play tricks on me?"

"Ok!"

Gou Liang happily kissed his ear.

After working for a long time, they were forced to stuff their mouths with dirt-flavored dog food. Yu Lin and the others looked at the sky speechlessly: Boss, what about your principles!

Qin Bei, who put the beast pill into the vacuum box, dispersed the dust with his wind ability, pinched his nose and said, "Teacher Tang, what the hell is this? How can the head and the body be separated?!"

The scene just now was too unexpected!

If it weren't for Shi Buyu's extraordinary ability against the sky, and Gou Liang's quick response, both Jiang Ren and Gou Liang would have fallen here.

Gou Liang, who was put down, said: "As far as I guess, this beast is not a three-headed snake, but three conjoined snake-like beasts. The specific situation has to be seen."

After everyone rested for a while, they began to peel off the scales of the snake-like beast - metal that can resist even supernatural powers is an excellent defensive material, so naturally it cannot be wasted.

Afterwards, under Gou Liang's command, Shi Buyu and his team took out all the black metal from the snake-like mother's stomach, and removed the blood vessels from the meat of the different animal.

After carefully comparing the scales and the metal block, Gou Liang exclaimed, "The composition of these metals is exactly the same as that of the scales."

"If my guess is correct, these three beasts should be a partnership of two males and one female."

"Look here, the place where the three snakes are connected should be the reproductive cavity of the female snake. These metal stones are formed by the scales of the male snake's lower body. The magma-like high-temperature acidic liquid that the female snake sprayed on Shi Xiaoyu just now is its Some kind of secretion, whereby these scales can be melted and solidified into cubes of metal, some kind of metallic substance that the cubs need to survive."

"Fuck, this female snake is too cool! It's not worth it to enjoy the blessings of all people. When this strange beast cub is born, the two male snakes will definitely not survive." Zhou Gao tsk-tsk loudly, " It really is the most poisonous woman."

"What are you talking about?"

Qin Bei scolded Zhou Gao who was making a fuss, "In the animal world, there are a lot of mothers who eat males in order to have children. What's so strange about it? Besides, the sacrifices made by female snakes are also great, okay? OK Guy, it's all big dicks from the waist down, and it has such hard scales, it's absolutely amazing to get it in..."

Shocked by the bloody scene he described, Yu Sen said with lingering fear: "Fortunately, we humans don't like this."

Shi Buyu laughed and said: "You guys don't even have someone to give birth to your baby. This worry is really long-term."

Yu Lin, who was inexplicably caught laughing, let out a snort: "That's right, you three, the boss is not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry for?"

Zhou Gao said: "It's better to be the boss, so you don't have to worry about this problem."

"You know again? What is the world now, even with supernatural powers, maybe when a man will be able to have a baby."

Before Yu Lin finished speaking, he was kicked by Shi Buyu, "If you want to give birth to yourself, I will not let my teacher Tang suffer such a crime."

Gou Liang pushed his glasses and said with a smile: "I remember, what we are discussing now is not the issue of whether a man will have children."

Everyone paused and burst out laughing.

After sharing the information of the vertical-eyed snake-like beast with the Kyushu base, Gou Liang said that he would stay with the cub to observe it for a period of time before transferring it to the base.

Researchers who have no idea about the growth of alien cubs are naturally happy to see it.

The seven Gouliang people went south again. Although they encountered some strange beasts that were not recorded in the Kyushu database, there were no accidents like snake-like beasts, and it was very peaceful.

And Gou Liang, who claims to be the technical director of the team, was forced into the ranks of daily training by Shi Buyu after exposing his strong physique of "walking like flying" and "strength like a cow".

Shi Buyu didn't say anything about the accident that Gou Liang was attacked by a snake-like beast, but he was very concerned about it in his heart.

He realized that no matter how powerful his abilities were, many unexpected and uncontrollable situations would always happen at the moment of life and death.What's more, their current understanding of strange beasts is only a drop in the bucket, who can guarantee that Gou Liang will be able to escape so well when an accident happens next time?

Gou Liang's awakened abilities are not lethal, but life-saving means and the cultivation and training of combat awareness are essential.

So he was relentless, and trained Gou Liang even more severely than Yu Sen and the others who were self-disciplined.

For example, at this time, Gou Liang was running desperately under the sharp claws of the black eagle and strange beast.

Zhou Gao and the others, who had finished training, drank soup and ate meat, and stood on the roof of the car watching Gou Liang's obese body narrowly dodging under the sharp claws slashing like blades.

I have seen such thrilling scenes many times, and it is not as shocking as it was at the beginning.

"Boss is really cruel to Mr. Tang."

Qin Bei took a bite of the roasted and crispy meat, and while watching Gou Liang's performance at the speed of life and death, he said: "You can count it, Mr. Tang will develop various programs and statistics; if he wants to cook for us, It’s miserable to have to go to training.”

"That's right, the boss doesn't care about his wife too much."

Zhou Gao said: "My wife can't do it like that, not to mention that I'm not married yet. I work so hard during the day, and at night when the boss is in a mood, Mr. Tang has to take care of the boss. Tsk tsk, the boss is really sad."

Jiang Ren, who doesn't like to talk, nodded his head and gave a "hmm".

Yu Sen said solemnly: "Don't say that, the captain is not easy."

"Hahaha." Yu Lin was so teased that he leaned forward and back, "Oh my silly brother! Don't you smell the sour smell from a group of single dogs? On Mr. Tang, I can't hear them talking when they are grinning, a bunch of cowards."

Zhou Gao snorted and disagreed, "It's as if you have the guts to say it in front of the boss."

"I'm gutless, but I'm not jealous either."

Yu Lin shrugged and said, "I used to guess that although I retired, I was still the King of Soldiers. Wearing the Lieutenant Colonel's Medal of Merit, and receiving a million-year salary in the old family, he can be considered an elite in society, right? But why? Can't marry a wife? Thinking about it now, fortunately, I had a high vision back then, otherwise if I dragged my family, I don't know if I can handle the scene."

Before the end of the world, they carried out high-risk missions and wandered in gray areas that ordinary people could not imagine.Even though he has received psychological counseling all year round after leaving the army, he still cannot fully integrate into the ordinary life, and cannot communicate with people other than his comrades-in-arms.

So whether it was him or Zhou Gao, they were both old men in their forties, and they were still bachelors.

But to be honest, compared to the peaceful life of [-] to [-], they adapt better in the last days.

When this topic was brought up, the atmosphere suddenly became a little heavy.

Fortunately, within a short while, Shi Buyu dealt with the Black Eagle beast and came back with the drenched Gou Liang in his arms.

Jiang Ren consciously got up to clean up the body of the black eagle beast. Gou Liang was placed in his exclusive position, holding a pacifier bottle and sucking warm water vigorously, staring intently at the beast meat on the dining table.

Shi Buyu laughed, and didn't care about his own bite, so he hurried to cut off the most tender part for him, and cut it into small pieces so that he could feed it to him after replenishing the water.

Yu Lin said: "Boss, I think Mr. Tang seems to have lost a lot of weight. Being thin is not a good thing, we have to take it easy."

"That's right." Zhou Gao blurted out very carelessly: "Although Teacher Tang is a little immobile on the bed like this, you can't be so impatient, Boss—— er, no, I'm not saying that Boss despises you, Teacher Tang, you Believe me, I really don't mean that!"

Zhou Gao, who was stared at by five pairs of eyes, suddenly realized what he had said, and hurried to make amends.

Unfortunately, Gou Liang said he didn't believe it at all.

He bit the pacifier, silently turned his head to look at Shi Buyu.

Shi Buyu immediately proved his sincerity with actions: "Come on, Mr. Tang, let's eat more. You are the best now, how rare I am for your precious meat, let's not lose the meat, it hurts me to see it .”

Gou Liang bit off the meat in one bite, and after eating, Shi Buyu actively fed the second one, expressing that he had no second thoughts.

Gou Liang ate three mouthfuls of different animal meat before he said dully: "What does he mean when he says he can't move on the bed?"

"Uh……"

Shi Buyu was stopped by the question, and he couldn't explain this kind of question to him with an upright expression.

But Gou Liang pushed his glasses and said: "According to my calculations, with your arm strength, waist strength, leg length and size, even if I am twice as big, you can play freely on the bed. So, I Does it matter if you can live or not?"

Shi Buyu: Huh? ?

Crowd:! ! !

Jiang Ren, who came back with the Black Eagle beast on his shoulders: ... I just walked away for a while, what kind of dross did these single dogs with their brains full of yellow waste instill in the pure and upright teacher Tang? !

However, no matter how Shi Buyu fed the soft, white and fat teacher Gou, under the high-intensity training, Gou Liang still lost weight quickly—from being unable to see the facial features clearly to being able to vaguely see the facial features.

Qin Bei said: "I heard that every fat man is a potential stock. Judging from this, the boss has made a lot of money."

Zhou Gao, who didn't remember the lesson, said bluntly: "Isn't it too early to say this? I see the looks of the old Tang family... Maybe Teacher Tang is still fat and good-looking."

Everyone looked at him silently: Lao Zhou, can your mouth be any more wicked?

Although Zhou Gao spoke quickly, his words were true.

No matter how many young and beautiful Mrs. Tang the Tang family married, the patrilineal genes are too strong, and the men of the Tang family are all ordinary in appearance.

After Gou Liang made a model of the original owner's appearance after being thin, he resolutely abandoned the original owner's original appearance, and entered his own appearance data in the upgraded version of the super-beautiful props.

He said to the system: If this guy dares to give him a discount secretly like he did when he was tall, he will wipe his neck!Let's see you in the next world if you don't have a mission!

System: Huh.

The plan to show off his good looks has already been launched. Based on Gou Liang's current exercise volume, he predicts that after a year, he will be able to return to his real body, which is so handsome that he has no friends.

Unexpectedly, surprises always come out of nowhere.

One day, when Gou Liang squeezed heart-shaped sweet and hot sauce on the animal pill and fed it to Shi Buyu, Yu Sen suddenly fell off the stool without warning.

Yu Lin grabbed him quickly, "Teacher Tang, my younger brother..."

Before he finished speaking, he fell himself.

Gou Liang grabbed Shi Buyu and said, "It's okay, they are going to upgrade, and it may take 24 hours."

The few breathed a sigh of relief, moved the two brothers back to the bed, and began to eat beast pills, entering the upgrade state one after another.

In order to observe them, Gou Liang did not continue to eat the beast pill.

The second-level power upgrade took half the time compared to the first time, it only took twelve hours, but the process was many times more painful than the first time-their physique was tempered during the upgrade process, The accumulated disadvantages of bones and body are purified and improved by soul power.

Especially Zhou Gao and Yu Lin, who were discharged from the army due to injuries, the two of them endured much more pain in the process than the other three.

When they woke up, although there was not much difference in appearance, the subtle changes made their postures very different from before.

So Gou Liang, who had eaten three beast pills indiscriminately, also lay down.

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If you don't have plastic surgery at this time, when will you wait? !

So, when Gou Liang woke up at No. 16 hours——

He raised his fair and delicate melon-seeded face, straight nose bridge, sexy lips, and peach blossom eyes that were even more blurred because of the dazedness when he first woke up, with a fatal charm.

And when his gaze fell on Shi Buyu, he smiled slightly, revealing a pair of heart-wrenchingly cute dimples at the corners of his mouth.

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Gou Liang's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and he smiled shyly, the expression that often appeared on Fatty Gou's face was magnified countless times at this time.This look has a familiar naive look, but it is full of strange beauty, and his sweet dimples still contain the master's little confusion about the situation, and he said in a soft voice: "Shi Xiaoyu, I seem to have become smaller. "

The baggy clothes were baggy, and the round neck that had been covering Fatty Gou turned into a big V-neck as he sat up. Shi Buyu swallowed hopelessly, and hurriedly drove away the irrelevant people.

Yu Sen and the others were so shocked that they were floating when they walked. When they walked out, they said in a straightforward tone that was too familiar to them: "Look, my butt has also become smaller."

Shi Buyu said hoarsely: "...No."

"That's good."

Gou Liang smiled slightly, and the foul dimple was exposed to Shi Buyu again.

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