Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Chapter 144 Banana Flavored Leader Attack

The encyclopedia told Shi Buyu frankly:

Once the human skin is in a state of hunger and thirst, the soul will also fall into a lonely predicament.

Skin hunger is not an abnormal phenomenon, let alone a disease, but a state of unmet needs.When and where conditions permit, patients should experience and enjoy the safe and comfortable feeling brought by hugging and skin-to-skin contact without any worries...

"……so?"

Shi Buyu looked at Gou Liang speechlessly, and the others had the same expression.

Gou Liang pushed the black-rimmed glasses that were still on Bai Nunrou's face, and said plainly, "I'm not sick. I hope you can accept and adapt to the fact that I need you as soon as possible."

Yu Sen and the other five: "..." Damn it, this fat man is so daring!

Shi Buyu's heart skipped a beat: "..."

I was teased by a fat man?I was actually teased by a fat man? !

This must be an illusion!

Shi Buyu immediately reasoned with him with a straight face: "Now there is no time or occasion that conditions allow, please be patient with Teacher Tang."

"Reject." Fatty Gou has a sweet and soft voice that is completely inconsistent with his body shape, but his words are extremely strong, "No addiction is not a genius, I don't think I need to change."

Shi Buyu laughed angrily: "Why don't I have such a strange habit like you!"

"You have." Gou Liang narrowed his small eyes behind plain lenses, "You like big butts."

Shi Buyu: Huh? ? ?

"You said it yourself." Gou Liang's chubby face could see the expression of "don't quibble, you've been seen through by me", "You refused to be Ju Bei's spare tire because his butt is small."

Hearing this, everyone was amused, and among them Yu Lin laughed the loudest: "Boss didn't expect you to have such a habit, I'm too ignorant, hahaha!"

Shi Buyu was angry and funny, kicked Yu Lin, and then said to Gou Liang: "I was joking, were you awake at that time?"

"Yeah." Gou Liang pushed his glasses and looked at Yu Lin who smiled the most. "I also heard that you want to treat me like a human wall."

Yu Lin's wild laughter stopped abruptly.

After Gou Liang showed them the supreme truth that brains are always more useful than fists in any era, these top-notch special forces treated him with the same respect as illiterates naturally respect intellectuals.Besides, although he has the eccentric temper of a high-end technical geek and his inhuman honesty, he is very easy to get along with. In this way, the dissatisfaction with Gou Liang has long since disappeared.

So, when I heard that they had heard all kinds of disgust for him before, as if the person behind my back said that he was smashed on the spot, I couldn't help being a little embarrassing.

Gou Liang didn't argue with them, he folded his two chubby hands and said, "Since we have reached a consensus on this matter, let's discuss the matter now."

"Hey!"

Shi Buyu couldn't laugh or cry, how did this reach a consensus?

Gou Liang ignored him, and Gu Zi said, "I think you all have noticed the changes in your physique. For example, I need to replenish twice as many calories as before for an hour of work today."

Before everyone could complain about his appetite, what Gou Liang said next made them put away their hippie smiles.

"I have obtained the sharing permission from the database of the Kyushu base, and just now I sorted out their research results at this stage."

"First, they believe that animal blood contains substances that cannot be absorbed by the human body or that it will cause death if it carries a certain virus, and they are doing corresponding purification experiments. Second, regarding the later observation of the supernatural beings, they have concluded the following questions."

People with supernatural powers who take animal pills drink animal blood again, and the side effects are minimal.

However, other people with supernatural powers may still die after taking animal blood repeatedly. There have been three deaths in the Kyushu base, and the plan to use animal blood to enhance supernatural powers had to be temporarily stopped.

In addition, people with supernatural powers eat more food, and once they use their supernatural powers, they will easily fall into a state of collapse, and the energy intake from food is not enough to replenish energy consumption.The Kyushu Base deblooded and sterilized the alien meat before giving it to people with supernatural powers. It was determined that the meat of different animals was edible and would become the staple food of people with supernatural powers.

After listening, Yu Sen said: "So, we have to hunt strange beasts during the day."

"That's just right." Zhou Gao said, "I can't wait to have a shot with it!"

"Old Zhou, your taste is really... tsk tsk." Qin Bei teased, then looked at Shi Buyu, and said seriously: "Boss, what should we do next?"

Shi Buyu released the real-time follow-up satellite image, and clicked on the place where the most exotic beasts are concentrated: "How can you get a tiger cub if you don't enter the tiger's den. You can't delay your animal pills. I will slaughter a few for food storage tomorrow. After you have digested the beast pill, rest here for a day, and then go south along this road."

Shi Buyu traced the route with his fingers.

From the satellite image, it is easy to find that the number of alien beasts is getting denser and denser, and the more concentrated the population, the more concentrated the alien beasts are.

Therefore, instead of taking the shortest direct route at the time, he deliberately spared a section of the road, enclosing several heavily populated cities.

Several people responded in unison, and as soon as the words were spoken in a correct tone, there was a sucking sound that was incompatible with the solemn atmosphere.

Everyone looked over——

Gou Liang raised his hand and pushed his glasses, then continued to suck up the tenth tube of nutrient solution tonight as if nothing had happened.

Shi Buyu and the others now finally understand why Gou Liang is not short-sighted but always wears a pair of plain glasses. Look at the red tips of his ears that reveal his embarrassment. It can be seen that he does not enjoy their care as he deliberately showed. And take it for granted.

Shi Buyu laughed, "These materials will be cleaned up after we leave here in two days. If you throw them away, you can eat them openly."

Since the meat of exotic animals can be eaten and will become their staple food, there is no need to worry about food issues at all.He, Shi Buyu, would not starve his soldiers, uh, and those who followed him.

There seemed to be a shy smile on his chubby face, and Gou Liang bit the hose and whispered, "Thank you." Pushing his glasses again, he reached out a tube of nutrient solution "calmly".

Everyone laughed in good faith, Zhou Gao jumped up and greeted everyone: "Come on! The boss is right about throwing it away and saving it for waste. Let's eat it first and then talk about it!"

In fact, they have long needed food supplements, but their arsenals are relatively safe, and they just endured with the idea of ​​saving what they can if they don't need to fight. Now, of course, they won't wrong themselves.

Early the next morning, Shi Buyu came to the opposite side alone.

Before he could lock on the target, a strange beast wandering around smelled his smell and rushed to his death.

The mad cows and beasts roared to the sky, and the few people staying in the arsenal immediately sat up straight when they saw the picture transmitted by the flying camera, and then Gou Liang breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It is driving away its own kind, and there is no danger of a group attack for the time being. "

As he said that, he recorded in the remarks column of the database about this beast named "Mad Cow and Alien Beast": Hunting has a tendency to be independent, and it does not share food with its own kind.

Shi Buyu pressed the military bluetooth headset and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Mr. Tang to have passed the sixth level of animal language. Why don't you analyze and analyze what it is talking about now?"

"Thank you for the compliment." Gou Liang's voice became softer, and he said, "It's saying, it ate you~"

Shi Buyu suddenly gave a jolt.

Yu Sen and the others didn't notice his abnormality for a moment. Seeing that the mad cow and strange beast had entered Shi Buyu's attack range, they all focused on the battle situation.

Facing the huge alien beast, Shi Buyu, who is 196 in height, looks extremely petite.

But Shi Buyu didn't use his special attack "Thunder". Firstly, it consumes a lot of physical energy, and secondly, it is too destructive. Let alone bones, he can't even catch a single piece of meat.

In addition, he also intends to accumulate actual combat experience for himself and others, so every time he attacks, he will report the strength and angle he uses, the damage caused to the beast, and predict what strength and angle can subdue the mad cow beast faster , and even knock it down with one hit.Gou Liang recorded them one by one.

Fighting against a strange beast, Shi Buyu was more than capable. After testing out the data of the mad cow and the beast, he began to kill the mad cow and the beast.

Seeing this, Gou Liang said: "Before the alien beast is about to die, it will explode into a state of rage, and its various data will increase by ten or even twenty times, and the lethality is very strong. Please be careful."

"receive."

Shi Buyu responded, and an electric current began to flow in his hand. The next moment, a long sword formed by condensed blue-purple lightning appeared in his hand——

Ask Tianjian? !

Gou Liang opened his small eyes a little, and his limp body suddenly sat up straight.

"Xiao Tang, what's the problem?"

Shi Buyu was concentrating on dealing with the mad cow and strange beast, Yu Sen and others asked in surprise when they saw this.

Gou Liang shook his head, relaxed his body, which was not much different from sitting up straight, pushed his glasses and said, "It's okay, I'm just a little handsome."

Yu Sen breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and agreed: "It's pretty cool. We were all surprised when the captain made this sword. It's not like something that the captain's barren aesthetics can create."

Feeling wronged, Shi Buyu took the time to reply: "Don't talk about my aesthetics like that, it's still a child."

Several people laughed, but their eyes were still fixed on the video, without the slightest slack.

Instead, Gou Liang was a little distracted.

Of course, this sword engraved with mysterious lines was not made by Shi Buyu.

It was the saber he spent a whole year building for Yue Qian in the fourth world. The pattern on it was the incantation to control the power of all things that only the man of destiny could understand. To commemorate the third world, he He also deliberately named this sword Wentian Sword.

I didn't expect to see it in Shi Buyu's hands after many years.

Gou Liang couldn't help but look forward to what kind of surprise Shi Xiaoyu would bring him next.

Just as he raised the corners of his mouth slightly, full of relief, he heard the system's unsightly voice resounding in the sea of ​​consciousness.

【So, why does the target remember Fatty Tang and Wen Tianjian, but not you, my dear master? 】

【...Are you in need of cleaning up, huh? 】

【⊙v⊙】

The fat on Gou Liang's face trembled when he was poked in the sore spot. Someone saw him and asked, "Teacher Tang, are you okay?"

This voice is very strange.

Turning his head around, Gou Liang saw Jiang Ren say something that could be called a well-behaved student with a blank expression, and he finally understood why the other party didn't like to talk.

——With the face of a middle-aged strong man who looks very anxious, there is actually a voice of a young man in the unaltered period, which is softer than the original owner. If it were him, it would be golden to be silent before plastic surgery.

"Pfft."

Zhou Gao, who hadn't heard Jiang Ren speak for many years, couldn't help laughing.

Gou Liang pushed his glasses suspiciously, and said, "Please help me get two tubes—no, three tubes of nutritional supplements, thank you."

He wants to turn grief and anger into appetite!

Jiang Ren took it with a good temper, and didn't care about Zhou Gao's teasing.

At this time, the mad cow and strange beast collapsed.

He dug out the golden beast pill and threw it in the palm of his hand. Shi Buyu sat on the bull's head and waved his hand in the direction of the flying camera. The solemn and indifferent expression in the battle has been replaced by a cynical smile.He said: "What's the matter with you guys? Is this time for dinner and jokes? I didn't appreciate Lao Tzu's heroic posture of killing the Quartet. I'm at a loss and I will tell you."

Yu Sen and the others laughed, but Gou Liang said seriously, "I appreciate it."

Shi Buyu's flamboyant smile paused, but Gou Liang didn't seem to think that this sentence was suspected of flirting at all, and then said: "According to the data, the Alien Beast Pill will attract more distant alien beasts. Facts have proved that this inference is completely correct. There are already three alien beasts running towards you, if you don’t want to continue fighting, please put the beast pill into the vacuum box.”

Shi Buyu stood up from the turned head, looked at the direction where the strange beasts were coming, and smiled while playing with the duck-egg-sized animal pills: "Just finished warming up, and they came just in time."

Gou Liang pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, but the curvature of the smile could not be seen on his chubby face, but his voice revealed a little smile: "It is guessed that the longer the alien beast died, the more The more impurities or viruses it contains. Please Shi Xiaoyu try to help prepare samples for identification, thank you."

"no problem."

Shi Buyu put the animal pill back into the vacuum box for the time being, jumped off and turned to get the blood-taking tool, and said, "Mr. Tang, let's discuss it. Can you stop calling me so young? I'm sorry."

Calculated that he was four years older than Gou Liang, but Gou Liang was not moved by his elders at all, so Shi Buyu had to protest in another way.

Gou Liang said: "It's okay, you will get used to it after listening too much, just like you call me Teacher Tang."

Shi Buyu: "..."

Fatty's mouth is quite smooth, and he can be deflated just right every time.

Before sunset, Shi Buyu successfully hunted six exotic beasts, which was more than the daily hunting volume of the entire Kyushu base.

He has never been a partial person, and he also understands the principle of not worrying about the few but the unevenness, so he worked tirelessly to move the different animal meat back and forth several times and insisted on getting the animal pills that everyone needed within a day.

The size of the beast pills is slightly different, Zhou Gao compared them, and strongly suggested to leave the largest one for Gou Liang.

Everyone glanced at his size, and then thought that it took him nearly twice as long to absorb the beast blood as others, and nodded silently.

After taking Animal Dan, there is also a 24-hour dormancy time.

However, when others consciously lay down on their own bunk and prepared to fall asleep, Gou Liang sat motionless, staring at Shi Buyu silently with his small eyes that focused on the light.

Shi Buyu, who was caught in his arms yesterday to satisfy his "skin hunger" and suffered from insomnia, pretended not to see it.

He thought to himself that the sleeping effect of Beast Pill is better than the sleeping pills on the market, and he would fall asleep within a minute after taking it. What kind of shame is "my skin is hungry, and I feel anxious if I don't hold you" Your excuses don't work today.Besides, this problem of "skin hunger and thirst" is not something that is used to it.He would not be an accomplice to "go astray" for Gou Liang.

However, 1 minute later, 10 minutes later, 10 [-] minutes later...

At the beginning, Zhou Gao and others who watched the excitement were already snoring loudly, but Gou Liang sat upright like a tumbler.

Shi Buyu was defeated and scolded: "What kind of trouble is this?"

He stepped forward and pressed Gou Liang on the bed, sat beside him resignedly, and extended a hand to him.

Gou Liang immediately grabbed hold of it, a comfortable smile appeared on his fat face with no facial features, and said in a low voice, "I'm not sick..."

Before he finished speaking, he fell asleep.

Shi Buyu was speechless, but for some reason he didn't feel angry at all. Instead, he wanted to laugh when he compared the bed occupied by Gou Liang, which was bigger than the two elders Qin Bei and Yu Lin combined.

He couldn't remember why he hated the fat man surnamed Tang, but he had a violent intuition in his heart.

But at this moment, looking at Gou Liang, he suddenly felt that the fat man is not so unlikable... Well, although this is a smart guy, he is definitely cuter than the fat man surnamed Tang who didn't know when he offended him up.

[Ding, the target favorability is updated, the current favorability: +1. 】

Gou Liang, who went from holding Shi Buyu's left hand to his right hand, and then simply turned into a left leg and a right leg, slept five hours more than Yu Sen and the others who were of normal size.

Well, who made him the only surviving fat man in the world, there is no comparison to expose his acting skills.

"Mr. Tang, you finally woke up... Excuse me, can you let go?"

Shi Buyu asked with a smile on his face.

Others endured the pain with a smile.

Ever since they woke up, they have watched their perennially smiling but ruthless killing god boss being wrapped around his calves by the fat Gou's thick arms, and the bold "skin hunger" patient was still stroking his skin in his sleep Legs, with an expression of extreme enjoyment on their faces... If the boss hadn't laughed too badly, obviously on the verge of breaking out, they would have gone crazy laughing a long time ago.

"Oh."

Gou Liang let go of him slowly, and sat up slowly and laboriously.

Shi Buyu seriously suspected that the lightning-fast speed of Gou Liang he saw when he was thrown down was completely an illusion, but his IQ of over 150 told him that this guy in front of him was definitely pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger—no, it was a pig eating a tiger suspicion.

Yu Sen and the others didn't dare to admire the boss's aggrieved expression, and hurriedly asked, "Xiao Tang, what supernatural power have you awakened?"

The author has something to say: Good afternoon~ Hehe, I found that the comment in the last chapter broke +200, do you dare to break 3 and break 4, diving party?Ha ha ha ha

In addition, I forgot to attach why the big grape is a big grape.

The reason this time is really honest.

1. Grape is a kind of magical fruit. It has the redness of small strawberries, the sourness of small lemons, the sweetness of small tangerines, and the fragrance of big papaya, etc. At the beginning, the main god will slowly start to awaken the memories and characteristics of the previous worlds~~ This is the most important reason

2. Big grapes have many hearts but small eyes (Is this the case with their seeds?)

3. The big grape is the emperor's attack (it is the emperor's purple instead of gay purple XD)

4. He is black and hot on the outside, but sweet on the inside~ (When he is ripe to the limit, he is dark on the outside and sweet on the inside)

PS, the grapes are really stupid and the fruit with the most posture I have ever seen. I wonder if someone will play with yellow grapes in the future? 【Touch your chin~】

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