Move my tail, you're mine

Early in the morning, Fu Li got up on his back and found that his back was fine, but his brain was in pain like an explosion. He turned around and saw that Wu Gui had changed back to his original body at some point, with his head shrunk into his shell. He lay quietly on the pillow.

Fu Li knocked on the turtle shell: "Get up, Xiao Gui."

No movement.

He glanced at Wu Gui with a smile, and drank the glass of water on the bedside. The cold feeling went straight to his brain, and he woke up instantly. He stretched himself to wash, and he didn't even notice that his phone was kicked under the bed.Walking into the living room, he found that Yang Lv was lying on the ground sleeping in a dark state, and there was a possibility that he would sleep forever until he woke up, so he kicked the soles of Yang Lv's feet.

"Is there gold on the floor? Cover it so tightly."

Yang Lv turned over and stared in confusion: "Fuck... how could I sleep on the floor."

"Ask yourself." Fu Li went slowly to get a glass of water, took two sips, and put it on the dining table.

In fact, Fu Li didn't know how he came back last night, Wu Gui should have brought him, but Fu Li had no memory of how he brought him.

Yang Lv was about to brush his teeth and wash his face, when he saw two cups and two toothbrushes on the sink, he showed a meaningful smile and shouted outside: "Ion! Where's your handsome cousin!"

After waiting for a while, Fu Li's voice came from outside: "I don't know!"

Fu Li was thinking, what should Yang Lv do when he asked about Wu Gui again?If you make a lie, you have to use ten rounds, which is so fucking bad.

Fortunately, Yang Lv didn't ask any more questions.

When Fu Li finished the breakfast, Wu Gui was obediently waiting at the dining table. As for why he didn't transform, he could only ask after Yang Lv returned.

"Hey, I finally saw you turtle!" Yang Lu came out of the bathroom, walked to the table, grabbed Wugui, and put it on the palm of his hand, "Eh? Cute is cute, why doesn't it have a tail?"

Fu Li's hand holding the noodles paused, and said, "Who knows."

When he pinched off the noodles on the edge of the bowl, Yang Lv screamed out in shock, his hands trembled in fright, and half a bowl of noodles fell back into the pot, pinching for a long time in vain.

"Fuck! What's the name of the ghost!" Fu Li turned his head and was about to swear a few more words, but when he saw the scene, he couldn't swear, but laughed, shaking all over, and took the remaining half of the bowl The noodles were shaken back into the pot.

Wu Guizheng is biting Yang Lu's index finger, hanging in the air stubbornly, Yang Lu's face is bitter and funny.

"Your uncle! If you've laughed enough, hurry up and get me away." As he spoke, he wanted to shake off the turtle that was biting his finger, and just raised his hand.

"If you dare to shake it, I'll chop off your fingers." Fu Li raised his eyelids with a non-smiling smile, and glanced over lightly.

"..."

Fu Li put the bowls and chopsticks away, walked over, put his palms up, Wu Gui immediately let go and lay on his hands, his round eyes were still staring at Yang Lv with anger.

"You turtle has a big temper, didn't you just scratch its head, it hurts!" Yang Lv sat on the chair, looking at the teeth marks on his fingers, with an indignant expression on his face.

Fu Li didn't respond, he put Wu Gui back on the table, and went to pick up the noodles. When the noodles were just cooked, the noodles were noodles, and the soup was soup. After a while, they were all mushy.

After filling two bowls, he filled another plate and put it in front of Wugui.

Yang Lv was a little confused: "Can turtles eat oil?"

"Someone else's can't do it, but mine can."

"Good guy, when will you give me a whole one?" He completely forgot who bit him just now.

"There is only one in the world." Fu Li's words were full of pride.

"Don't worry, no one would want the cats and dogs I gave you. Now it's fun to raise a tortoise!" Yang Lv's hand passed over Wugui who was eating vigorously, and went to get the cup of wine on the table. water.

Wu Gui bit the noodles in his mouth, his gaze followed that hand, and when he saw that hand was holding Fu Li's water glass, a cold knife flashed in his eyes.

"Also, what did you give..."

"what!!!!"

Fu Li just picked up a few noodles, his hands trembled, and the noodles broke again, he raised his head and yelled: "Would you fucking eat it..."

Half of the roar turned into unstoppable laughter.

The corners of Yang Lu's mouth twitched, his head was covered with black lines, he looked at the tortoise that was biting his finger, gritted his teeth and said, "You don't raise a tortoise, it's a dog! My fingers are almost useless!"

Obviously he was still eating noodles just now, but he just went to get a glass of water, and in the blink of an eye he bit his finger!Also fucking bite in the same position!

The image of that handsome cousin blowing hair suddenly flashed in his mind, and he felt that this tortoise resembled him so much!

"You offended him." Fu Li finally stopped laughing, rubbed Wu Gui's head with his fingers, Wu Gui let go, moved to the side of the noodles, and continued to eat with relish.

Yang Lv quickly changed the seat with the noodles, took a few mouthfuls of the noodles, and said vaguely: "Where did you offend it, this is the first time I've seen it!"

"Okay, go back quickly after eating, and explain to your man well, don't be kicked out all day long."

"Excuse me! I'm going to hang him out for a day!" Yang Lv grabbed a bamboo shoot, ate it in one bite, and then gave a thumbs up, "This bamboo shoot is so tender!"

"Be careful to let yourself cool down," Fu Li went to the drawer and took out a bag, and put all the remaining bamboo shoots in it, "I still have spring bamboo shoots, I'll bring you a few back, treat them as fingers." Healing fee!"

After eating bamboo shoots for a few days, I finally don’t have to eat any more!

Fu Li almost cried bitterly.

"Well, I'm not being polite to you!" Yang Lu put all the remaining noodle soup into his mouth, and leaned on the back of the chair contentedly.

After breakfast, Yang Lu was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, Wu Gui was watching TV on the tea table, Fu Li gave up after searching for a long time but couldn't find his mobile phone, and when he dialed the number, he found that it was turned off. which corner.

This is how you look for something. Sometimes you search all over the world and you can’t find it. Maybe it will appear under your nose one day.

"Hey, look at this, it's so funny!" Yang Lu pulled Fu Li over and showed him the phone.

There is a small video on the mobile phone. The owner is teasing the pet dog. Put his finger in the circle and let it pass, the dog puts his mouth in the circle, and the index finger and thumb are compared, and the dog puts his chin on the finger. It is really cute and funny. .

"Why, do you want to try?"

Yang Lv looked at the teeth marks on his fingers and said with lingering fear, "Why don't you give it a try?"

"I'll definitely succeed if I try. What's important is whether you can succeed if you try." Fu Li raised his eyebrows, and a smirk appeared on his lips.

"Fuck! Look down on me, don't you! Try it!"

The result can be imagined, Yang Lv just circled his finger and put it away, when Wu Gui bit his finger.

Unbelievable, he stretched out his fingers, and Wu Gui bit his finger.

"Fuck! I just got bitten today!" Yang Lv said angrily, holding up his finger.

In fact, the last two bites were not too severe, and it didn't hurt, but it hurt my self-esteem too much.

Fu Li made a figure of eight gesture, because he felt that the circle was a bit strange, and Wu Gui cooperated very well, the expression on his finger was so cute, Fu Li's heart was almost melted.

In the end, Yang Lu's wife called and asked him to go home, and he threw the words of "hanging him for a day" into the ditch and walked away with spring bamboo shoots.

"Why didn't you transform?" Fu Li swept the floor, and finally found the phone under the bed. He took the phone, plugged it in, turned it on, and saw Zheng Shu's text message.

"It's gone." Wu Gui's head turned back and forth following Fu Li's movements.

Bringing them back last night used up half of the mana, and then I went to the bar to pay the rest of the money. After a lot of tossing, it was all exhausted. After I came back, I rubbed my waist and fell asleep. Didn't come back.

"Then you stay at home today, practice hard, and I'll go to the archery." Fu Li put away the broom, rubbed Misty's little head, put on his clothes, and was about to go out. Originally, he didn't intend to let Misty go. Right now there is an excuse.

Wu Gui hesitated to speak, but finally said "yes".

When Fu Li arrived at the archery, he found that his human-shaped billboard had disappeared. He thought it was Zheng Shu who suddenly changed his personality and replaced it for him, but he didn't know that it was stolen.

"Where's the person?" Fu Li went straight to the topic.

Zheng Shu looked at the newspaper without looking up, "Who is it?"

"...That Mao Qianqing!"

Fu Li didn't know whether he should add a "descendant" or not, but Zheng Shu obviously knew something, otherwise he wouldn't have said "Mao Qianqing" in the text message, but would have said another name.

"Tell me first, why are you looking for her?"

"I saw it in my dream!"

"you like her?"

"I'll go! What the hell, why would I like someone over 200 years old..." Fu Li fell silent as soon as he finished speaking.

Fuck, by the way, Zheng Shu thought he was crazy.

"You really know..." Zheng Shu said quietly, then stood up, looking at Fu Li with something in his eyes.

"what do you know?"

Fu Li was in a fog, not knowing what to say.

"I know she is not from our place." Zheng Shu said lightly, and walked in front, "Follow me."

Fu Li felt that his feet were dangling, and his mind kept thinking about the sentence: Not from our place.

Although "not from our place" he met several times, and was ready to accept the possibility that Mao Qianqing lived to be more than 200 years old, but from Zheng Shu's mouth, he felt a little erratic, and suddenly wanted to sigh One sentence.

What happened to this world?

From Zheng Shu's eyes, he saw that Zheng Shu knew Mao Qianqing, and it was definitely not just acquaintance.

The woman who was tied to the chair had no expression on her face at first, but when she saw Zheng Shu, her expression changed and she stared at Zheng Shu without moving.

"Whatever you want to ask, you can ask yourself." Zheng Shu seemed very tired, sitting on the sofa with his eyes closed.

Fu Li was stunned, and suddenly didn't know how to speak.

"Or, I'd better go out." Zheng Shu was about to get up.

"Don't go out."