I heard that the idiot next door likes me

The Tao Yan gang entered a dark elf a few days ago, wearing a school uniform that has been out of print for four years, the hair is the soul white curly hair that can only be exchanged for 5W in the last write-off event, and a pair of mechanical wings are carried on the back , and the orange equipment all over his body is shining.

One stop there is the word "rich woman" in capital letters.

This rich woman is Little Roasted Pork.

As soon as Little Roasted Pork joined the guild, all the people expressed reservedly and introverted on the guild channel: "The rich woman hugs me, I don't want to work hard anymore."

At that time, Xiao Shaorou was standing in front of Tao Yan, stiff and motionless, just like an NPC (non-player character in the game) in the game.

[Secret chat] Xiliang: In the lower left corner of the chat bar, there is a channel switcher, you can find the guild channel.

[Secret Chat] Little Roasted Pork: Okay!

[Secret chat] Xiliang: Did you find it?

[Guild] Eel: The rich woman hugs me, I don't want to work hard anymore.

[Guild] Little Roasted Pork: Yes!

[Guild] Xiliang: ...

[Guild] Eel: I will be taken care of by a rich woman one day? !Where are you, rich woman, I will find you! !

[Guild] System prompt: Guild member "Eel" has been banned from speaking for one hour. If you have any questions, please contact the guild administrator for resolution.

[Secret chat] Xiliang: They are usually skinny, just ignore them.

[Secret Chat] Little Roasted Pork: Oh, oh, okay, thank you, Master.

[Secret Chat] Xiliang: Can I have voice calls?It is also possible to open the game with built-in voice, and I will teach you how to do daily work.

[Secret Chat] Little Roasted Pork: Huh?

Seeing the word Xiao Shaorou hesitated for a while before answering, Tao Yan thought for a while, shrugged indifferently, and typed: "It's nothing, I'll tell you by typing."

[Secret Chat] Little Roasted Pork: Well, thank you for your hard work, Master.

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A few days ago, "Dark Blue" launched a new event, which was called to promote the development of the relationship between master and apprentice in the game, so that many novices could feel the warmth and harmony of the game.

In this regard, everyone said, the development of the master-student relationship?The kind of development that turns into a couple?

Flipping down the event poster, the task content is simply unbearable to look at.

This "mentally retarded" task includes: the master and apprentice are united, the number of tasks completed by the master and the apprentice reaches 100; the love grows, the master and the apprentice compete for 100 times; ride the horse in the rivers and lakes, the master and the apprentice ride together for more than 20 hours; The master and apprentice have completed the novice village tasks with one heart, a total of 50 tasks.

The reward was an orange ring engraved with the names of the master and apprentice.

Well, the reward for the Valentine's Day couple mission is the purple ring.

Officials are purely doing things.

The novice village map setting of "Dark Blue" is a field map, and there are many novice missions that need to fight wild monsters.The Celestial Clan and Demon Clan gathered in Xinshou Village, if you accidentally hit a monster, you will accidentally injure the enemy.

Then it quickly became a scene of group fights between the two sides.

Later, after the two parties negotiated, it was determined that seven days a week, one, three, five demons would do it, and two, four, and six celestials would do it.Sunday depends on fate, if you are unlucky, you will fight in groups.

Tao Yan didn't want to do this mentally handicapped task at first, and besides, there was only one apprentice in her apprentice list, and her cousin's trumpet was named here.

But after studying the properties of the orange ring, Tao Yan decided to do this task.

Those who pursue good-looking data are so firm.

"Don't even think about it." After hearing Tao Yan's request, Pu Ying refused: "That ring is really ugly, not as good as the blue 'painting fan'."

"Is your purpose in playing games to be a fancy rookie?"

"correct."

……

Very good, Tao Yan said that he had nothing to say and beat Pu Ying in the game for revenge.

Fission is considered an older server, Xiaobai (players who play a certain game for the first time, collectively referred to as Xiaobai.) is a rare creature.

When Tao Yan, who was belatedly aware of this task, saw the mission, all the veterans around him had already formed a team. In desperation, Tao Yan opened the list of apprentices, planning to find a more pleasing apprentice to accept, and come to accompany him. Do your own tasks.

That night, the temperature of the air conditioner was turned on very low. Tao Yan was wearing a woolen sweater, eating small roasted pork, and then saw a secret chat message named 'Little roasted pork'.

[Secret Chat] Little Roasted Pork: Hello, do you accept apprentices?I just played this game, I'm Xiaobai.

Very well, it's you, become a beautiful girl and save the world.

[Secret Chat] Xiliang: So, what is your occupation?

[Secret Chat] Little Roasted Pork: Dark Elf.

[Secret chat] Xiliang: OK, I know how to play dark elves, you can ask for a teacher.

About 3 minutes later, Tao Yan saw the application box for apprenticeship pop up, and he also believed Xiao Shaorou's words that she was Xiaobai.

Yes, Xiaobai.

After Tao Yan used the master-student summoning skills, he saw a gaudy and colorful dark elf with god-level equipment coming out of the summoning formation in front of him.

Sorry to disturb you, and farewell.

Tao Yan doesn't like to beat around the bush when doing things, after pulling Xiao Shaorou into the guild, he directly said that he needs her to accompany him to do tasks, and Xiao Shaorou readily agreed.

However, during the follow-up mission, Tao Yan suddenly regretted it.

This girl fell to her death 23 times in one hour.

A dark elf, a profession whose natural skill is flying, was played by this girl like a dwarf with a purely mechanical structure.

What a headache.

The next day Tao Yan only had a quick chat with her because he wanted to lead the war, and then the forum incident broke out.

I thought this kind of thing would make Xiao Shaorou's impression of me worse, but I didn't expect that the first sentence I said to myself at night was...

Burning lights for yourself?

Tao Yan, who always boasted and never blushed, was a little shy at this moment.

So she pressed the little roast pork on the ground and rubbed it more than 20 times. Some gang members passing by saw the new little rich woman being mercilessly beaten, so they quickly formed three gang groups, and those on the inner, third and outer floors began to watch.

[Guild] Liu Jiuge: Coordinates 119.7, 223.4, outside Heishan Cave, Xiliang is live broadcasting beating rich women!

[Guild] Moray: Xiliang, you scumbag!A few days ago, you banned me because of the rich woman!Domestic violence now.

[Current] Youliang: I, Xiliang, am a scumbag!

After the high imitation ID Youliang posted this sentence, the near chat channels copied it one after another, and some people with good things also copied this sentence to the world channel, attracting a kind of people who eat melons to copy it.

Unexpectedly, someone replied seriously.

[World] Tan Zhuang: Hey, you finally admitted it?You three.

Although this sentence was quickly brushed away, the person who noticed this sentence was silent, and she let her game character be beaten to death without moving.

After a long time, he angrily switched to the World Channel.

[World] Little Roasted Pork: You are the hot chicken!Spicy Chicken Spicy Chicken Spicy Chicken!Xiliang Mama is the best person in the world! !

[World] Xiliang: [Tan Zhuang] Don't push yourself too hard, you know what to do.

The two replies that were typed almost at the same time made the recent chat channel sink into a frenzy of "yooooo~~".

Tao Yan controlled his magician and looked at the dark elf lying on the ground whose equipment was about to be destroyed. After a long time, he moved the mouse to the in-game voice switch button above the team channel.

"I said." There was an unconcealable smile in Tao Yan's voice: "Could you be that little idiot next door?"

As soon as Tao Yan's voice fell, Xiao Shaorou's face instantly went dark.

And Meng Qiqi, who was sitting in 625, looked at the screen with flushed cheeks, not knowing where he was exposed!

and also!

The senior sister actually called herself a little idiot?

Will senior sister think I'm too annoying and hate me when it's over, cry and cry!

It's all the fault of senior sister Pu Ying, what kind of ID did you use? Senior sister asked me to change it to a small roasted pork when she ate it!

So... so obvious!

The author has something to say: Falling off a horse is so fast