I heard that the idiot next door likes me

For all programmers, turning the day and night upside down is not called turning it upside down, it's just living in another time zone.

Go to bed at [-] o'clock every night, get up at [-] o'clock in the morning, and get a standard eight hours of sleep.

Apart from getting closer and closer to sudden death, it seems to be about the same sleep time as others.

However, this law obviously does not apply to Tao Yan.

When I was a child, the family was strictly controlled, and this guy has developed a very healthy work and rest time since he was a child.What's more, there is a fierce beauty in the dormitory who sleeps in beauty sleep every day, and Tao Yan goes to bed at eleven o'clock at the latest.

Tao Yan, who was supposed to be preparing for the competition, woke up at six o'clock in the afternoon. On the table was the kimbap that Pu Ying had packed and brought back, and a cup of summer favorite - sour plum juice, a sharp tool for relieving heat and refreshing the mind.

Hmm... looks a bit out of place?

In addition, there is a faint fragrance in the air.

Take a deep breath, ah, the refreshing smell of Chinese herbal medicine!Simply refreshing, never tired!

What is it about the taste that makes it so attractive?People can't help but dance with it after smelling it?

That is sixgod green plastic bottled mosquito repellent water!

"Wake up so early?" Pu Ying came out of the bathroom wiping her hair, and pointed to the food on the table with her chin: "I thought you didn't get up until after eight o'clock, so I bought you something to eat in the snack cabinet There are also some yogurt rusk and dried pork, see if you want to order takeaway."

"In your eyes, do I eat like this?" Tao Yan took out a pair of chopsticks and took a sip: "I ate too much at noon, I'll just drink some milk later."

"Okay, by the way, I bought a big watermelon, let's eat half and give half to the next door, shall we?"

Looking at the large watermelon with a diameter of at least 30cm under Pu Ying's table, Tao Yan's expression was dull.

"You can't put it in cold water and sedate it first."

"I was going to put it in, but it couldn't fit in the bucket, so I thought about putting it in an air-conditioned room to cool it down."

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So why did you buy such a big piece of melon back?

Do you want to consolidate your status as the king of eating melons?Pu Lao salted fish?

He took the watermelon and put it in the sink with cold water. Tao Yan washed it and ate some food to fill his stomach. Then he took out the big kitchen knife kept at the bottom of the cabinet, cut the watermelon in two, and carried it Went next door.

"Come on!"

Probably the dormitory is where everyone let themselves go. Meng Qiqi who opened the door had an emerald green hair band wrapped around his head, but he was wearing a nightdress covered with red strawberries.

I don't know what Meng Qiqi was thinking, when he saw Tao Yan was coming, his first reaction was to reach out and cover his neckline.

For the sake of comfort, the neckline of that nightdress is designed as a cross V-neck. Although there is a circle of lace on the edge, it is still relatively 'exposed'.

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"At that time, I always thought that Meng Qiqi was covering his chest because of shyness." Tao Yan sat across from him with a big smile, and looked fondly at Meng Qiqi who ran to pick up vegetables: "Well... Later she She said that she was afraid that I would think she had no breasts."

"I never understood who she was comparing with. Do you know Meng Qiqi's figure? I only heard Pu Ying talk about the previous one later."

"It's been a long time to compare with Pu Ying, it's really...so cute."

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"Uh..." I should also feel that my action is a bit inappropriate, Meng Qiqi moved his hand away in embarrassment, stretched it behind and grabbed his clothes that fell down: "Senior, what's the matter?" son?"

"Pu Ying bought watermelon, it's too big for us to finish, you and your roommate can share it."

"Thank you, senpai."

Meng Qiqi stretched out his hands to take the big watermelon in Tao Yan's hand, as if he was holding some kind of treasure. At that moment, Tao Yan actually had the question "Will she eat this piece of melon?" .

But it feels... Does she have too much respect for herself?

Such cognition made Tao Yan a little unhappy.

Fortunately, the lights in the corridor were not working these days, and Meng Qiqi's dormitory only had two dim nightlights on, so the displeasure on Tao Yan's face was not noticed.

Looking at the hair band on top of Meng Qiqi's head, Tao Yan's hands suddenly itched.

It's about the feeling when I saw the girl at the front desk with braids when I was a child, and I always wanted to pull it.

"Okay, I'll go back first."

In order to maintain the dignity of an adult, Tao Yan finally just reached out and rubbed Meng Qiqi's head, then turned and left.

But behind her, in dormitory 625 with the door closed, Meng Qiqi held a watermelon in one hand, touched the top of his head with the other hand, leaned against the wall and smiled foolishly.

He didn't even notice that the clothes on his chest were wet with watermelon juice.

"My God, are you sending watermelons or collecting debts? Your face is so dark."

Pu Ying, who had a black mask on her face, opened her eyes wide and looked at Tao Yan, not understanding why the man gave him a watermelon with a ghostly aura.

Could it be that the cutie next door is an annoying goblin?

In the mysterious 625 dormitory, there lived a little fox that was born of qi.On weekdays, she is just a cute little girl who doesn't know much about the world, but every night when the moon is full, the little fox will turn into a human form, and weakly say to Tao Yan passing by, "Official, slave..."

Stop.

After Pu Ying realized that her association was about to break her mask, she silently turned her back to Tao Yan and pulled the corner of her mouth to prevent herself from laughing out loud, and said a line by the way.

"Brother Tieniu, what's wrong with you? You...you don't know!"

"Su Cuihua, you're thinking about something messy behind my back again." Tao Yan sat down on the chair with no expression on his face, picked up the watermelon on the table and gnawed it: "Woman, you are just playing... cough cough. "

The indoor headlights of 627 were on, and the lights were bright. Pu Ying, with 5.0 eyes, clearly saw what happened just now.

A watermelon seed was sprayed out from the center of Tao Yan's thin lips, followed by some light red watermelon juice sticking to the corner of the mouth.

Tao Yan, who played the domineering president, looked down at the watermelon seed that was accidentally sprayed out of his mouth on the floor, silently took out a piece of paper and wiped his mouth first, then bent down to pick up the watermelon seed Get up and drop it in the trash.

By the way, he took out the earplugs from the drawer and stuffed them into his ears, blocking Pu Ying's pig-like laughter.

How can there be such a sad green plum?

Why haven't I hacked her to death for so many years?

With a cold face, Tao Yan took out a secondary screen and connected it to the computer, and began to prepare for the game after [-] o'clock without listening to his roommate's voice.

Domestic hacker group competitions generally contact the manufacturers in advance, and it is a competition mode between white hats and black hats.

The content of the competition is very simple, to conduct unknown vulnerability attacks on widely used software - under the premise that all software has used all patches.

After the contestants select a target, the team that captures that target first wins.

The mark of victory is access to a site specially crafted by the attacker, allowing the attacker to take full control of the user's computer.

The prize money of the competition depends on the scale, and after the competition, these loopholes will be reported to the relevant manufacturers through the organizer to assist the manufacturers in repairing them.

The competition went smoothly, but this time there seemed to be a dark horse in the competition. He broke through the topic selection in the second minute and 45 seconds of the competition, while Tao Yan took 5 minutes and 30 seconds to complete it successfully.

The final score ranked second. Coincidentally, she and No.1 chose the same topic, but the direction of the loophole was different, so the two had the same bonus.

Looking at the headshot of the pixel-style big cigar on the screen, Tao Yan raised his eyebrows slightly.

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After the game, Tao Yan took a pair of steam eye masks from the drawer and climbed onto the bed, glanced at Pu Ying who was watching TV on the opposite bed, and then glanced at the headlights that were still on.

Tao Yan grabbed the railing next to the bed with one hand, took advantage of his long legs, and kicked onto the lamp

'big watermelon! (smiling eyes)'

Seeing the neatly cut half of a watermelon in Moments, Tao Yan casually replied: 'Is it sweet? '

It's just that I didn't expect that there was a second reply.

'Super sweet!Thank you, sister Tao Yan~ Will you have pumpkin porridge tomorrow morning?I cooked it myself! '

Pumpkin porridge?

In my impression, the sweet and greasy taste of pumpkin porridge made Tao Yan pause for a moment while typing, and then he replied decisively and with backbone:

"it is good."

The author has something to say: Meng Qiqi has something to say:

"Tanzi, let me tell you, Ah Yan really can't control the itching in his hands, so he needs electrotherapy.

She played with several of the silk ribbons used for bedroom decoration. "