If you can't die, you count me as loser!

Recently on Weibo, a pair of little fresh meat made their love affair public. Not only did it become a hot search, but it also caused Weibo to be smashed by fans.

So Chu Pinglan sent a Weibo on a whim——

@楚纪兰V: It’s Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival with my daughter-in-law (no dog’s head)

[The back view of Gu Qinghan cooking.jpg]

As soon as it was posted, the comments exploded in seconds, and within a few seconds, a bunch of jumping hot comments came out.

@沉大头家: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my idol is in love, the bride is not me! ! ! !

@沉叶晨Reply to @沉大头家: There are too many slots to spit out

@穿拉工作室V: Big guy! ! ! ! !Have you been hacked? ! ! ! !Did I have hallucinations while watching the moon? ! ! !Where is the PR department? ! ! !Come out to work overtime! ! ! !

@楚纪兰V: Reply to @结枪工作室V: No, no, the PR department was disbanded last week ps you got the wrong number, Jing, Ji, Ren[狗头]

@守元君: Congratulations to my brother and sister, please cooperate more in the future

@楚纽焦V Reply to @吴元君: Thank you, I’ll borrow your good words, I’m sure you won’t have to

@客火君 Reply @楚田兰V: Is the brother and sister’s hand okay, shaking like this [狗头]

@楚纪兰V Reply to @吴元君: No, just no, no cooperation!

@客直君 Reply to @楚田兰V: [狗头]

Just when his private messages exploded and became the number one hot search in seconds, Gu Qinghan who discovered his criminal evidence added fuel to the fire.

@吴清冷V: You’re done//@楚田兰V: It’s Mid-Autumn Festival, I bring my daughter-in-law to wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival (no dog’s head)

As soon as he retweeted it, Chu Pinglan's public relations, which were like ants on a hot pot, simply broke the jar, and the Buddhist public relations gave up and clarified.

Gu Qinghan, who hadn't turned on the comment function for thousands of years, actually turned on the comment. In an instant, ghosts and wolves were howling in the comments.

It's just that no matter how ghostly and howling, it can't stop the news protagonist from making hot comments.

The number one comment is always Chu Pinglan's.

@楚纪兰V: How will my daughter-in-law punish me [cute]

@隐清汗V replies to @楚纪兰V: Call her husband.

@楚维兰V Reply to @吴清汗V: I’m still typing next to me.Whoever returns short is the daughter-in-law!

@客清汗V Reply @楚田兰V: Come here.

After Gu Qinghan said "come here", Chu Pinglan never replied again, and she didn't update her blog for a day.

Onlookers, "..."

So Weibo and the news were bloody again.

@客元君: My brother is going to teach you idols to make humans... Bah, be human, don’t get me wrong.

@沉叶晨Reply to @古元君: I told you to tell them to keep their voices down, what are you doing here! [angry]

@客宁君 Reply to @沉叶晨: Let’s be louder [cute]

The onlookers said, "........."

@室奕: It’s nice to be young [Link to the sperm bank’s home page]

When Shen Yechen woke up from Gu Yuanjun's "cuteness" and the intense exercise behind the cuteness, went to the room specially reserved for Chu Pinglan in the palace and knocked on the door, only to find that——

Gu Qinghan and Chu Pinglan left early.

Looking up at the clock again, another day passed.

"It's really corrupt." Shen Yechen, who vowed to be a different palace master, supported his forehead.

Counting from the day when Shen Yechen took office, five years have passed.

In the past five years, Shen Yechen and Nan'an City, the neighboring provincial capital, have jointly rectified the soul circle, basically established the soul master assessment system, established the provisions for soul masters to join the ranks of civil servants, and standardized the law enforcement system for soul masters ([-] words are omitted below).

In a word, it is to complete the socialist reform of the soul circle and lead the soul circle to enjoy the fruits of socialist reform.

just the fact that,

Mrs. Xinxiang of the Chu family is an underage girl,

The new hall master is a doll who is holding a doll at the moment.

No matter how you look at it, it's unreliable.

Inside the Palace of Eternal Life app.

[I don’t go to work today and enter my room at the Hall of Eternal Life Salted Fish Farm]

I don’t go to work today: @你爸爸 Where did you hide our little tiger [angry]

Your father: In my arms.

Shen Yechen hummed and typed with a smile.

I don’t go to work today: I need props, welcome to ask for help [cute]

I don't go to work today: technical guidance is online 24h [cute]

I don't go to work today: the first time is free [heart]

Gu Yuanjun: [smiles]

I don’t go to work today: What, are you jealous?Let you be so fierce just now [cute]

Gu Yuanjun: Here comes the work.

I don't work today: ...you devil [crying]

Gu Yuanjun: It’s true.It's the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the main hall is going to pay homage to the evil spirits in the Hall of Eternal Life.

I don’t go to work today: Didn’t I pay homage last year?Why go again this year [crying]

Gu Yuanjun: Because you are the palace master [smile]

I don't go to work today: No, I agreed that I would do it with my hand today, and you have already occupied me for a long time!At least half a day off!

Gu Yuanjun: Huh? [The full record of the hall master's oath.jpg]

Shen Yechen knew what the hell it was when he saw the title, it was full of mosaic content even without reading it.

I don't go to work today: You threatened me!

Gu Yuanjun: Is there any? [Smile]

I don't go to work today: ...no

Gu Yuanjun: Huh?

I don’t go to work today: no [cute]

Gu Yuanjun: [Little White Rabbit cosplay link]

I don't go to work today: ... don't wear it, give up [cute]

Gu Yuanjun: My birthday is next month [rabbit]

I don't go to work today: ...you!

Shen Yechen didn't even have time to add his expression this time, so he threw away his phone and went to his room to beat up his palace master's assistant.

The result is not unexpectedly backpressed.

Another half-day holiday is gone.

In Gu Qinghan's bedroom.

Gu Qinghan sat in front of the desk, looked at the Mid-Autumn festival arrangement in the notebook, looked back at Chu Pinglan on the bed, and said, "Can you not lie on the bed in broad daylight?"

Chu Pinglan glanced at him lazily with peach blossom eyes, then continued to close his eyes and meditate, "I don't blame you for being so violent yesterday."

"So you need to exercise." Gu Qinghan said without changing his face and heartbeat, saying something that Chu Pinglan might explode after hearing.

In the end, Chu Pinglan didn't respond at all. It seemed that his fighting spirit had been exhausted by these ordinary days, and he mumbled like a dream, "Yeah, let's continue tonight."

Gu Qinghan glanced at the person on the bed with phoenix eyes, "..."

Then calmly opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Your abs don't seem to be so firm."

"Huh...huh?!" Chu Pinglan sat up in shock from his dying illness. When he got up, he lifted up his clothes and looked in the mirror, and found sadly, "Oh my god, I really lost [-] millimeters. I'm going to Get back to practice."

After speaking, he continued to go to bed again, this time he did not take a nap, took out his mobile phone, and opened the Changshengdian APP.

Gu Qinghan, "..."

[Room Hall of Eternal Life Salted Fish Farm]

Qiongqi, the number one handsome man in Bianzhou: Tsk tsk, sister Shen, you are crushed to death [狗头]

I don’t go to work today: No way!You want to go too! [cry]

Qiongqi, the number one handsome guy in Bianzhou: I am free, you can’t order me~

I don't go to work today: really?Why do I show here that you are a registered soul master? [cute][list of temporarily hired soul masters.jpg]

Qiongqi, the number one handsome man in Bianzhou: I won’t go. Is it interesting to worship black fans at home?

I don't go to work today: ...no.

Your dad: It's okay to play, your abs...

Gu Qinghan was still typing the words behind, Chu Pinglan had already stood up from the carp on the bed, and rushed over to stop him.

Then he called with his number.

Your father: ...I'll go.

In the bedroom of the palace, Shen Yechen hugged the quilt and laughed out loud.

I don't go to work today: Can you pursue something.

I don't go to work today: I said you and Gu Qinghan look about the same, why don't you think about counterattack?

Chu Pinglan returned to him without even thinking about it.

Qiongqi, the number one handsome man in Bianzhou: How cool it is to be down here.

Qiongqi, the number one handsome man in Bianzhou: I can appreciate Gu Qinghan's expression, but I don't need to move, why should I counterattack?

I don’t go to work today:  …

Shen Yechen looked up at the name of the room, and felt that there was some truth in what he said.

In Gu Qinghan's bedroom.

Chu Pinglan, who gradually corrupted Shen Yechen's three views, was unconscious, looked at the clock, and found that it was already dinner time, raised his head and asked Gu Qinghan, "What are you eating tonight?"

"If you do this, I will have the illusion that I have raised a Ju." Gu Qinghan got up, lifted his quilt, and pulled him up.

"Then what are you?" Chu Pinglan hugged him nimbly, wrapped around him like a koala and let him carry him away.

Gu Qinghan walked out steadily, and spanked his butt unceremoniously, "Maybe I got a fake house."

"Well, does it feel good?" Chu Pinglan raised his head and kissed him, with a candid smile in Taohua's eyes.

"Well," Gu Qinghan looked at him with lowered eyes, looked at the deep and shallow hickey marks in his loosened neckline, didn't know what to think of, and looked away, "It's okay."

Of course Chu Pinglan felt the changes in his body, and she actively leaned into his ear, and the breath of speaking was sprayed on Gu Qinghan's earlobe, and her voice was specially soft, "Then do you still want to eat?"

Gu Qinghan put him on the kitchen counter, put his arms around his waist, lowered his head and kissed his brow, warm breath in his ear, and let out a low "um".

"Hmm~" Chu Pinglan's peach-blossom eyes were full of smiles, stretched out his index finger to push him away, came out of his arms nimbly, ran to the kitchen door, and then leaned on the door to probe, "Then you have to cook well and feed the house." ~"

Then he quickly closed the door, locked it from the outside, and ran away with a rattling sound.

The vicious lord locked in the kitchen, "..."

For the first time in the past five years, Mr. Fierce God doubted himself—it is not good for children to be naughty, and most likely they are spoiled.

in the living room.

Chu Pinglan was holding his mobile phone to change accounts, and he was chasing black followers on Weibo, and Niu Niu obediently lay beside him, enjoying the stroking of his hair from time to time.

[Room Hall of Eternal Life Salted Fish Farm]

I don't go to work today: @顾元君 I'm going to kill you with a knife!

Gu Yuanjun: Well, please finish today’s overtime work before sa [cute]

I don't go to work today: pigeon kiss! [Cute] This emoticon is specially made for me!

Qiongqi, the number one handsome guy in Bianzhou: [cute] That's it.

I don’t go to work today: Little Tiger, even you bully me [angry]

Qiongqi, the number one handsome man in Bianzhou: Isn’t this normal [cute]

I don’t go to work today:  …

Shen Yechen looked at the mountain of files, his eyes went dark, and he just wanted to quit the group.

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I don’t go to work today:...[screenshot.jpg] Who wrote this APP, is it a person who wrote this function?Is it human?

Qiongqi, the first handsome man in Bianzhou: Oh, it was written by the people from Nan'an Zhenhun Division, what is his name Wei?forget.

I don't go to work today: ...I really don't know why now.

Gu Yuanjun: Touch your head.

I don’t go to work today: you try again [angry]

Gu Yuanjun: [Cute] Touch your head.

I don’t go to work today: Pigeon kisses that [angry]

Qiongqi, the first handsome man in Bianzhou: Why don't you touch a room directly.

I don’t go to work today: Can you believe that I was dragged to the Hall of Eternal Life for a meeting at this point?

Qiongqi, the number one handsome man in Bianzhou: [Candle]

I don't go to work today: Just now the elder said who was sent by Nan'an?

Gu Yuanjun: Their new minister, Gu Mao.

I don't go to work today: ...Can I refuse.