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"Then..." Jiujiu pursed his lips, approached Tanzhou, and asked carefully, "Am I a monster?"

"Why do you ask such a question?" Tanzhou reached out and pinched his fat face.

"It's just..." Jiujiu twisted his fingers nervously, looked down at Tanzhou's legs, and couldn't help being stunned again, "Sir, where's your fishtail?"

"Fishtail?" Tanzhou raised his eyebrows, not understanding the meaning of his words.

"Fish tail!" Jiujiu jumped to the side of the bathtub and said seriously, "Why is the fish tail missing from your profile picture?"

Tanzhou had no choice but to ponder for a moment before saying, "I'm a human, wouldn't it be strange if I had a fish tail?"

Seeing his answer like this, Jiujiu wrinkled his face even more distressed. Sure enough, they humans all think that mermaids are monsters!

"I don't want to date you online!" Jiujiu patted the water, expressing his attitude decisively.

"Why?" Tanzhou saw how cute his bulging cheeks were, and just wanted to continue teasing him.

"You don't like me, and I don't want to like you." Jiujiu thought with his face propped up, anyway, Mr. is not the only person in the world who smells like cod liver oil, and he can continue to look for it.

"When did I say I don't like you anymore?" Tanzhou raised the corner of his mouth and asked.

"I want to date you online, but you look like..." Jiujiu turned his head and lowered his voice, "I hate my fishtail."

His voice was too low, even when Tanzhou was squatting next to the bathtub, he couldn't hear him clearly, so he could only ask him: "What?"

"You! I despise my fish tail!" Jiujiu said angrily, and a slippery fishtail jumped out of the water, and the love mark on the buttocks was still very eye-catching.

Ren is Tanzhou well-informed, and this is the first time he has seen a half-man, half-fish ghost.

He was at a loss for words for a long time, and finally said after a long time: "Are you deep sea... also connected to the Internet?"

Jiu Jiu folded his arms, curled his lips at him, and didn't answer.

"Oh." Tanzhou sighed, and hugged the wet Jiujiu out of the bathtub, "I forgot, you are from the underworld."

Jiujiu was afraid that he would fall to the ground, so he couldn't help but put his arms around Tanzhou's neck.But remembering that they were still quarreling just now, he bit Tanzhou's shoulder hard again to vent his anger.

"I was just a little surprised just now." Tanzhou hugged him and left the bathroom, explaining as he walked, "You are not some monster, it's just my ignorance."

Jiujiu was lying in Tanzhou's arms, his deep voice was next to his ears, and he immediately forgot the unhappiness just now, and asked him in a low voice, "What is ignorance?"

Hearing this, Tanzhou shook his head dumbfounded, and scolded him: "Idiot."

Jiujiu tilted his head, he still couldn't understand Tanzhou's words, but he was too embarrassed to ask again, so he could only keep it in mind and ask others later.

Tanzhou carried him all the way back to the bedroom.

After putting him to bed, he turned around and took a bottle of ointment and lit it.

"What are you doing?" Jiujiu followed him with his eyes, but he didn't understand what he was doing.

"I'll rub the medicine on you." Tanzhou was a little concerned about the bruises in Jiujiu's eye sockets, seeing that the ointment was burnt out, he beckoned Jiujiu to come and get the medicine.

Jiujiu obediently picked up the ointment on the ground, but in the end he didn't know how to use it.

"Unscrew it, dip a little and rub it on the wound." Tan Zhou instructed patiently.

Jiujiu seemed to understand, imitating Tanzhou's movements, and finally applied ointment to his wound.

"Come here." Tanzhou hooked his fingers at Jiujiu, motioning him to approach him.

"Ang~" Tweeted in response, hastily put his whole face in front of Tanzhou.

Tanzhou couldn't help him, lightly touched Jiujiu's eye sockets with his fingers, and carefully spread the ointment evenly for him.

Things have become yin objects since they were burned. Even if Tanzhou is very cloudy, it cannot directly touch the yin objects.But Jiujiu is different. He just came out of the underworld, and the yin energy on his body is much heavier than the lonely souls and ghosts floating in the human world. The soul has taken shape, and it can naturally be touched by Tanzhou.

Jiujiu squinted his eyes half-closed in comfort, his head was blank for a moment, and he reacted belatedly, asking him, "Sir, why did you touch me?"

When he was on the street just now, all the passers-by passed directly through his body. Only Mr. could not only touch his face, but also hold him for such a long distance.

"Because I'm different from others." Tanzhou didn't explain the reason, but told him, "Only I can protect Jiujiu in this world, so Jiujiu must never leave me."

"Okay." Jiujiu agreed, and hugged Tanzhou's arm flatteringly, "I'm here for my husband."

Tanzhou felt hot and was about to speak, but he heard Jiujiu sigh with emotion: "Sir, it smells delicious, I'm hungry."

"..."

Come to the end.

Tanzhou still asked the little paper man at home to find some ghost snacks for Jiujiu, while he picked up a change of clothes and walked to the bathroom again.

Jiujiu had nothing to do, so when he saw the little paper figurine walking back and forth busy, he greeted it friendly: "Hello, my name is Jiujiu, how about you?"

"Ada." Ada said coldly, leaned over and placed an incense burner in front of Jiujiu, and then inserted three sticks of incense.

"Ada, can I ask you a few questions?" Jiujiu sniffed the scent and praised repeatedly, "It smells so good."

"Ask." Ah Da is a paper man who doesn't talk much. After completing the task ordered by his master, he stuck his hands behind his back to the wall without moving.

"Ada, do you know what 'uninformed' means?"

"..."

"And what does 'stupid' mean?"

"..."

After a while, Tanzhou returned to his room in his pajamas, but when he opened the door, he found Jiujiu sitting on the bed with a serious face.

"What's the matter?" Seeing his appearance, Tanzhou wanted to laugh but suppressed a smile and asked.

"Sir, you can't call me an idiot anymore!" Jiujiu wiggled his tail twice, trying to make his words more powerful.

"What's that called?" Tan Zhou sat down beside him, seeing the moving fish tail, couldn't help reaching out and poking it twice.

Well, it is very elastic and soft, just as I imagined.

Jiujiu didn't know what was going on in his mind, his tail was itchy from being poked, so he had to move passively to get rid of Tanzhou's hand.

"Don't touch!" Jiujiu stared fiercely at himself, and threatened, "From now on, you have to call me smart to touch!"

The author has something to say: Tanzhou: ... Poof

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Let me tell you, I probably won’t be able to v in this article, and I may write an outline in the future, but my writing rhythm is really bad. I have read many times that my article is as plain as boiled water , so I hope you can help me with some suggestions, thank you~