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Chapter 26

The little paper people had hung red strings and bells in the house in advance, and when the wind came in, the red strings were blown up and some of the bells were blown off the ground.

"Your feng shui array doesn't look very good." Hua Li shrugged, although he disliked Tanzhou in his words, his expression was not worried at all.

"Well, let's do it for him to play with." Tan Zhou said seriously, "If you can't even pass the red rope formation, why marry you?"

Hua Li raised his eyebrows, seeing that the man next to him was almost losing his temper, he hurriedly picked up an apple and stuffed it into his mouth again: "Don't be angry, you are not a ghost, don't break the battle."

Jiujiu looked at the way the two of them got along, and sighed secretly, thinking that Liang Zhaori's bald head might be because he was too irritable and pulled his hair out.

While speaking, the red rope hanging in the living room has been cut by Li Feng.

Immediately, a black whirlwind appeared in the living room, with a strong smell of blood, making everyone present feel a little sick.

"Damn, even if you become a ghost, you should pay attention to personal hygiene!" Hua Li pinched his nose, turned his head and said to his man, "You, stink back, kill it!"

Liang Zhaori embraced Hua Li, and threw a tube of stinky farts towards the whirlwind with no expression on his face.

For a while, there were various smells in the room.

Even Ah Da, who is normally calm, has his little paper legs softened by the smoke at this moment.

The ghost in the whirlwind seemed to be unable to bear the stench, and suddenly put away the gust of wind, and appeared in front of them in red.

Its long hair was tied into a crown, its satin red dress was embroidered with gold threads, and its gestures were a bit extravagant.

It looks pretty good.

Jiujiu tilted his head, and finally understood why this ghost only loves classical faces. It turns out that its true self is an ancient person.

"You are not young anymore, why do you still want to forcefully marry a young man?" Tanzhou raised the corners of his mouth, and there was a trace of sarcasm in his smile, "Did no one tell you that the gate of the Tan family only enters, not exits?"

"Hmph, what a big tone." Li Gui sneered, and faced Tanzhou without any fear, "A mere little Fengshui master, just trying to embarrass me with a few broken Fengshui formations?"

Hua Li still couldn't see Li Gui, and after listening to Tanzhou's words, he poked Liang Zhaori curiously and asked, "What does he look like? He can't be an old man, can he? Does the old man still marry a wife? What can the old man do?" That?"

"It's ugly." Liang Zhaori stared at the ghost, talking nonsense without blushing, "his hair is gray, his face is full of wrinkles, and he still smiles obscenely."

Specter: "..."

"Hey!" Hua Li curled his lips in disgust, "Giving someone a coffin, I thought it was some kind of handsome guy."

"No." Liang Zhaori shook his head and denied.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Li Gui frantically whipped up a gust of wind again, blowing everything nearby to pieces.

Jiujiu sat close to him, and was almost hit on the head by the remote control that was thrown over him. He couldn't help complaining to Tanzhou: "He's so noisy."

Tanzhou nodded, without replying, and directly took a gossip tray from Ah Da.There is a little copper rust left on the gossip plate, it can be seen that it has been used for a long time.

Seeing that Tanzhou picked up the gossip plate, Ah Da handed him the dagger in hand.

Seeing their actions, the remaining row of little paper figures immediately took out the dog's blood behind the sofa, and poured bucket after bucket at the ghost.

Li Gui is not afraid of dog blood, but the frequent dog blood has somewhat affected his forward pace.

At the same time, Tanzhou took the dagger, quickly drew a mark on the palm of his hand, and then shook hands into fists, squeezing the blood in the center of the gossip plate.

The check pattern of the gossip plate is not deep, and in just a few seconds, Tanzhou filled the grooves with blood.

"Let's go!" Tan Zhou tried his best to push the gossip plate, raised his hand and threw several yellow talismans at the ghost, and saw the yellow talismans fly straight towards the ghost as if they had eyes, and shackled his hands and feet to the wall behind him.

"What do you want to do?" Li Gui saw the gossip plate and violently swung it, but no matter how he struggled, the yellow talisman was still tightly attached to his limbs.

"To prevent you from harming others." Tanzhou's face was calm, "You have been in this world for so many years, and you have married several yin relatives, right? You are like a dog, and the things you have done are so dirty."

"I didn't!" Seeing that the gossip disk was getting closer and closer to him, Li Gui said again and again, "I won't do it again, really!"

Tanzhou ignored it, just pulled out a few pieces of paper from the coffee table, and slowly wiped the wound.

The moment the gossip plate touched the ghost, a net woven with golden light suddenly appeared. The big net surrounded the ghost and pressed it into the wall little by little until its body disappeared.

"Is it dead?" Jiujiu raised his head and asked Tanzhou tentatively.

"The soul flies away." Tanzhou raised his hand and took back the gossip plate.

"Why is Mr.'s blood so powerful?" Jiujiu asked again, he clearly remembered that when he drew the talisman last time, Tanzhou also used his own blood.

"My body is yin, and blood should be a yin thing, but because I have practiced kung fu for many years, my yang energy is stronger than ordinary people. Extremely negative yang, of course, is the most terrifying thing for ghosts." Tanzhou simply explained, knowing that He definitely didn't understand well, so he laughed and said, "You don't need to understand, just stay by my side."

They were still talking, and Ada led the little paper figurines to clean up the room.Just now, Li Gui messed up the furnishings in the house, and there was a big puddle of dog blood on the ground, it seemed that he had to be busy soon.

Hua Li yawned, grabbed Liang Zhaori's collar and said goodnight to Tanzhou: "Let's go to sleep first, can you keep the guest room for me?"

"Yes." Tanzhou agreed, "Ada will help you clean up the room at the beginning of every month."

Hua Li is good at paper-cutting. He made two sets of paper clothes for Ah Da earlier, and then became Ah Da's favorite human being.

Hearing Tanzhou's words at this time, Ah Da also turned sideways slightly, and looked at Hua Li reservedly, as if he wanted to get his compliment.

"Hey, I'll make you new clothes tomorrow." Hua Li smiled at him, "Remember to come to my room and find me."

Ah Da immediately nodded vigorously, and two blushes faintly appeared on Xiao Baizhi's face.

Watching Huali leave, Ah Da kept the same posture just now, with a strange expression on his usually cold and heartless face.

"What's the matter with Ah Da?" Jiujiu looked at Ah Da suspiciously while being carried upstairs by Tanzhou.

"Leave him alone." Tanzhou felt deeply powerless, "He has been poisoned by the heartthrob."

It can only be said that Hua Li's charm is so strong that no one can escape from his clutches, from living people to ghosts and paper figurines.

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Let me tell you, because this article of mine has a sweet article label, and the plot is too heavy and scary does not meet the content of the label, so I should consider ending this story~