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Yincao Difu, Huangquan intersection.

The ghost messenger led a mermaid and stopped at a fork in the road.

Going on further, it is divided into human and animal paths. This is the first time for him to seduce his soul. Seeing that this guy is half human and half fish, he doesn't know which way to take him.

"Master Guicha, why don't you go on? Aren't we rushing to reincarnate?"

When the mermaid came in, she had carefully read the "Manual of the Underworld". Seeing that the ghost was stopped at the moment, she couldn't help but tilt her head, kindly reminding the process.

"Reincarnation?" The ghost guard was taken aback for a moment, and then he said happily, "You still want to reincarnate? The quota for reincarnation has been full in the past three years. If you want to reincarnate, you have to wait in line."

"Line up?" the mermaid imitated her tongue, flicking the tail of the fish as if she didn't quite understand it, and a wave of salty sea water was thrown straight at the ghost messenger.

The ghost messenger hurriedly pushed away a few steps, thinking about the word mermaid, and if people were to be ranked in front of the word fish, he stopped hesitating and dragged the mermaid towards humanity.

The ghost guard at the entrance of the human way, perhaps because of the busy daily registration work, did not raise his eyes at this moment, and only asked, "The name of the visitor?"

The mermaid rubbed her head and paused for a moment before she understood the ghost messenger's question. Thinking back to the nickname her mother gave her, she called out strangely: "Chirp!"

"Chirp..." The ghost messenger repeated as usual, and realized that something was wrong halfway through the thought, and looked at Jiu Jiu in surprise, "There is such a strange name in the world?"

"Is it strange?" Jiujiu frowned in embarrassment, and pointed his fingers as an example, "But my brother is still called Yingying, and my younger brother is called Yoyo!"

The ghost messenger saw that he didn't look like he was lying, so he had to write a few words in the record book, and then handed him a blue lantern.

"The blue light will guide you to the place where you will temporarily live."

Jiujiu took the blue lantern half-understood, and then felt a pull of force, and when he realized it, he had already been taken to a ghost house, and the blue lantern in his hand was instantly reduced to ashes.

The ghost house is not small, the walls are pasted with popular copper coin-style wallpapers (← it is written in the hell manual!), and the surroundings are lit with ghost fire lighting. It is not very bright, but it allows Jiujiu to see clearly the furnishings in the ghost house and... The lean man in the corner.

Men have naturally curly hair and the length of the hair will cover the face.

I saw a luminous "iron box" standing in front of him, his eyes were staring straight ahead without blinking, and there was still a little blue light on his face, which was very strange.

This should be his ghost roommate, right?

Jiujiu suddenly became a little nervous, twisted the fish tail twice and approached, and said hello timidly: "How are you?"

"Hello." The man responded casually, and then asked, "You also came in because of surfing the Internet?"

Ghost houses are very ghostly, and roommates are usually classified according to the cause of death, so that ghost friends who live together can have a common topic.The man entered the underworld because he stayed up late playing games, so he naturally thought that Jiu Jiu had the same cause of death.

Internet surfing?

Jiujiu pursed his lips, not understanding the meaning of the man's words.

Thinking of myself being greedy for the seals on the shore, driving the waves, and then getting stuck in the crevices of the reef and stranded to death, there are waves, but... there is no net.

"Probably... yes." Jiujiu replied uncertainly, moved towards the man again, and asked him curiously, "What are you doing?"

"Playing games." When the man said this, a hint of pride flashed across his face, "The new game just released this year, Fantasy Eastward Journey."

"Hmm..." Jiujiu responded, and couldn't help asking after a while, "What is a game?"

"The game is..." The man just finished playing a round, and impatiently glanced at Jiujiu, and immediately jumped up in shock, "I'll go, what the hell are you!"

Jiujiu followed his horrified eyes to look at his own fish tail, and couldn't help but make two movements, just happened to throw the other person's face full of sea water.

"I'm a mermaid." Jiujiu poked the man's toes with his fish tail, as if to please him.

"Beautiful mermaid?!" The man stuttered for a while, looked up and down Jiujiu in shock, and then hesitated after a long time, "You...why don't you look like the one in the fairy tale?"

It's not quite like it.

Not only did this guy not have flowing long hair, nor did he have shiny scales on the fish's tail, the whole mermaid looked a little chubby.

"It's not like it?" Jiujiu fiddled with the two shells in front of his chest, and the smooth black and white fish tail shrank back uneasily, "But I'm really a mermaid."

"I can see it." Seeing him nervously picking his fingers, the man thought that he was also an old ghost, so of course he couldn't bully the new ghost, so he put away his surprised expression at this moment and said in a friendly way, "Hey, what's the name?"

"Jiujiu." Jiujiu raised his head and called twice, his voice was so high-pitched that it made the eardrums uncomfortable.

"Why is a fish called a bird?" The man muttered, and then introduced himself, "My name is Yang Jin, and you can call me Brother Yang from now on. By the way, your bed is the one on the left. When playing games, don't bother me."

Jiujiu nodded obediently, took a few steps back, and sat on his own little bed.

It was also the first time for Yang Jin to live with a strange ghost. At this moment, she touched her nose uncomfortably, and simply turned her head to continue the game.

I do not know how long it has been.

Yang Jin stretched in sleepiness, but turned her head to find Jiujiu sitting on the edge of the bed, her big eyes never leaving her body.

"Hey, you, why are you looking at me all the time!" Yang Jin touched her face embarrassingly, wondering if her appearance just fits the fish's aesthetics.

"I don't know what to do." Jiujiu replied honestly, then pointed to the computer in front of him, "I also want to play with this big iron box."

"This is a computer." Yang Jin helplessly popularized science, took out a mobile phone and threw it to him, "There is only one computer, you should play with your mobile phone first."

"cell phone?"

Jiujiu seriously caught the "small iron box" thrown by Yang Jin, thought about it, and was about to ask, but the phone vibrated first, so scared that Jiujiu quickly threw it away, and then hid in the corner of the bed.

Perhaps because it hit the ground, the screen of the phone suddenly lit up, and a low male voice came from the speaker—"I can't sleep."

Jiujiu was attracted by the human voice, for a moment he forgot how scary the little iron box was just now, and crawled to the bedside, only showing his head and looking at the phone screen.

"Probably a drifting bottle." Yang Jin was operating the game, and by the way, said to Jiujiu, "You press and hold the green icon on the screen, and then talk to the phone, so that you can send the voice to him."

Jiujiu nodded in confusion, and asked after a while, "But what should I do if I can't sleep?"

"Just count if you can't fall asleep." Yang Jin replied, "I can fall asleep every time I count to thirty."

"Hmm..." Jiujiu frowned, "No! When I count to ten, I'll forget that I was going to sleep just now!"

I have heard about the forgetfulness of fish, but I didn't expect that even mermaids don't have a good memory.

Yang Jin curled her lips and asked him, "Then you never have insomnia?"

"No." Jiujiu shook his head and recalled, "But when I was very young, my mother would sing to us and put us to sleep."

"Fish can sing?" Yang Jin looked at him curiously, "Come and listen to the song!"

Thus, midnight in the human world.

Tanzhou was wearing two black eye symbols, when the phone suddenly rang a reminder, and when he opened it, the drift bottle he threw a few years ago unexpectedly echoed.

The author has something to say: As usual, let’s talk about the character design, the five elements are yin, the great god attack and the silly fufu have a poor memory and think they are very fierce.

The setting is that there is a time difference of several years between the world and the underworld, so the Internet language is relatively simple... As for why there is a computer, of course it was burned!

Jiujiu: After listening to my song, you will be my fish~

Tanzhou: Oh?

Jiujiu: Because we mermaids rely on singing to find partners (^o^)