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Taking advantage of her shoulder pain, Tang Yu acted like a dominance at home for several days, and when she was finally healed, a few more days passed.

During the company's regular meeting, his cell phone vibrated suddenly. Tang Yu lowered his head and found that it was a text message from Ding Xu.

[My little boy is coming over to play tomorrow, you come back early from get off work later, let's clean up together. 】

He reached into the desk bucket and secretly typed.

[Okay, I'll drop by after get off work later to buy some food.What do you say to do? 】

After a while, Ding Xu's reply came again.

[Hotpot, it's not difficult, it won't reveal the fact that my wife is not virtuous enough. 】

Tang Yu replied [Go to die], and then couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth slightly.

When did Tang Yu's family name and status be completely reduced to his wife, even he himself can't remember clearly.

But Tang Yu didn't mind, and just accepted it as a nickname. He could see that Ding Xu was so straight that he couldn't be more straight, and he didn't have any other thoughts about him, so he just took advantage of him when he thought about it. .

Tang Yu was too lazy to argue with him.

After the meeting, Tang Yu went to the supermarket to buy some winter bamboo shoots, mushrooms and vegetables. When passing by the fresh freezer, he stopped and took out his phone to send a message to Ding Xu.

【Do you really like fish? 】

Ding Xu's text messages have always been answered very quickly.

【Yes what's the matter? 】

Tang Yu knew it by heart.

【Okay, let's cook hot pot with fish and sour soup tomorrow to entertain guests. 】

Ding Xu immediately replied with a "shocking" expression, and added a sentence【You will? 】

Tang Yu stared at the little expression of "hands covering face" on the phone and smiled, then stopped replying and just put the phone back in his pocket.

On the way home, he drove the car, imagining Ding Xu's expression when facing the fish in sour soup he cooked.

Thinking that maybe Ding Xu would ask himself tensely, why do you keep ordering me when you know how to cook?

Tang Yu thought it was funny to imagine Ding Xu's helpless expression while blowing his hair, and then he thought about how he should answer, could he add fuel to the fire and say a few words that would make him half-dead with anger?

Thinking about it, Tang Yu couldn't restrain himself, and laughed out loud in the car...

It didn't take long for Tang Yu to be happy.

As soon as I got home, I saw Ding Xu rushing out with an anxious expression on his face: "Honey, you have to help me. My brothers and I have a real relationship since the period when we opened our crotch pants. Now I am inexplicably notified suddenly that If I want to marry a man, they are clearly here to catch me! The show hasn't finished yet, so I can't just give up now."

Ding Xu spoke earnestly, but Tang Yu also struggled to hear it.Cross the sea?Easy to say.

It's not that Tang Yu doesn't understand Ding Xu's worry about gains and losses. No one can casually disclose such a child's play agreement of "marriage by agreement" to others.What's more, according to Ding Xu's own account, several of the gang are related to him, maybe they are the undercover agents sent by Ding Xu's parents.

So, when Tang Yu listened to Ding Xu's explanation of his background, his mind immediately cleared up - this time it was agreed that they were only here to get together at home, and in the final analysis, they actually came to inspect themselves as a "newcomer".

But no matter how Ding Xu patted his chest and said that everything was all on him, Tang Yu couldn't believe it.After all, Ding Xu's "guaranteed ticket" at the wedding scene is still bloody in front of his eyes, so he doesn't want to fight with this unreliable guy again.

So, early in the morning on Saturday, Ding Xu was dragged out of the bed by Tang Yu, fearing that something would be exposed by accident, he forced him to search everywhere on the sofa bed floor to see if there was anything suspicious The clues were not cleaned up.

It's not that there's anything unusual about the hygiene habits of the two of them, it's just that Tang Yu and Ding Xu spend most of their activities on their own, except that they "share the same bed" at night because of that ridiculous bet. independent of each other.If they really find out the reason why the two "seem to be in harmony", then it will really fall short.

"Oh!" Ding Xu yawned a lot, walked over to Tang Yu's side, and pushed him lightly: "I said, what are you doing? How can two men live together so meticulous... Let you If you don't want to ask housekeepers, I won't kill you!"

"The current housekeeping company can't do it. Didn't you read the news? The nanny stole the emerald necklace worth tens of millions from the owner's family. In the end, someone grabbed it, but the necklace was gone. Besides, we are all married and still hire a nanny. It seems that we They seem useless."

Tang Yu gave a serious look: "Besides, there is no harm in letting you look for it. Who do you think I am helping?"

Sometimes, Ding Xu really has to accept Tang Yu's "feudal thinking" from time to time. There is always an illusion that Tang Yu, as a young elite white-collar worker, is still living in the last century.

He smiled wryly slowly, stretched his waist, and rubbed the back of Tang Yu's head vigorously as he swept it back and forth on the sofa: "Okay, my wife is the most powerful."

Tang Yu turned his head to avoid his salty pig's hand, and gave him a sideways glance, ignoring him.Immediately, with sharp eyesight and quick hands, he pulled out a pair of underpants from the crack of the sofa, and pointed them directly to the tip of Ding Xu's nose: "Look at you, you are throwing your underpants all over again!"

"Didn't you force me to take it off last time when we were fighting for wine? You still said I..." Ding Xu felt ashamed when he remembered that he couldn't beat Tang Yu in the wine competition last time, and he also made a mess of him.After all, he snatched the limited-edition blue and white striped underpants of Pai Daxing, and immediately fought back in frustration: "And these underwear are not mine, you tricked me into wearing them!"

Thinking of the situation that day, Tang Yu suddenly laughed uncontrollably: "Didn't you dress very happily at that time, little-ding-dang. Hahahaha."

Ding Xu's personal life has always been confused. Except for the occasional annoyance of the young Werther, he has never been so concerned about anything else.So Tang Yu always liked to tease him when he had nothing to do, especially when he was drunk. He was obedient and never struggled when he was rubbed and flattened by others.

"You still have the nerve to call me!" Ding Xu casually rolled up his panties and threw them into the trash can, and immediately counterattacked: "I don't know who drooled a pool of saliva while sleeping, and finally got it all on his face?"

"Obviously you did it!" Tang Yu immediately denied it.Just for one reason, Ding Xu, this kid is really not uncommon. He always used Tang Yu's dream of eating a big meal and then couldn't help drooling to fight back.Tang Yu is really a face-saving person, once he said this, he would explode, and he couldn't stop it.He refused to admit this matter.

"My saliva will flow onto your pillow? Don't be ridiculous, okay!" Ding Xu crossed his fists and pretended to sneer.

"Who's kidding me? It's obviously yours!" Tang Yu was furious.

"It's you!"

"It's you!!"

The two faced each other, and each pushed forward step by step. In the end, the two stared so hard that their eyes were not eyes, their mouths were not their mouths, and the tips of their noses were all brought together, but there was still no winner.Humming and chirping, like two fighting cocks.

And then, the friends suddenly pushed the door open, and at the first glance, they caught off guard and took a panoramic view of the two childish ghosts in the living room who were so boring that they couldn't be described in words.

One of them said with a smile: "At the wedding, I saw you two hugging and kissing, it made me almost blind."

"That's right." The other person laughed loudly, and said, "I never thought that after being married for so long, the relationship is still so good."

The last person leaned on the door frame to conclude his statement: "I think, I believe in love again!"