After rebirth, I found that the whole world wants to kill me [gl]

When Tang Xiaoran was busy with the truth of the matter, her family was also not idle.

As soon as he came out of the Youth League Committee's office, the handsome young man quickened his pace and walked out.

Rufeng's figure walked through the corridor, walked to the door, and went straight to the nearby school gate.

Standing on the side of the road outside the school gate, he subconsciously unbuttoned the button around his neck with his free hand, took out his mobile phone, and called back the number that had been vibrating during the meeting just now.

Without giving the other party a chance to speak, Tang Xiaoyu quickly asked, "Did you find out?"

I don't know what kind of environment it is over there, but the roar of motorcycles can be heard from time to time, and the talking basically relies on roaring, so that Tang Xiaoyu moved the source of the noise away the moment he opened his mouth:

"Oh, Yu Shao asked me to investigate the matter. I must not lose the chain--if I find out, the brakes will be activated."

"Hey, who are you offending? Telling the story will make me happy, brother." The man didn't speak properly. Although he was sweating for Tang Xiaoyu when he found out the result, but now that he said something, why? It sounded like a beating.

Tang Xiaoyu knew it in his heart, and he was also rude when he replied: "I checked the brakes for half a month. It seems that you really worked hard to check it—I didn't know that you thought you dismantled my car and refitted it."

The fact that he was exposed as a fisherman was suddenly exposed, and the man's face suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, even through the phone, he felt a layer of guilt.

"Oh, I suddenly have something to do here. Young Master Yu, let's talk another day. Tell me if you have anything to do. I'll hang up first—oh yes, the car has been repaired for you. Come and pick it up when you see it."

Tang Xiaoyu: "..." Promising.

He hung up the phone, flipping the phone between his fingers, like playing with a piece of cardboard.

brake?

Gee.

While he was thinking about this, Tang Xiaoran called him.

"I'm going to hire some bodyguards, do you want them?"

what?

Tang Xiaoyu imagined the scene of going out after hiring a bodyguard, and all that flashed in his mind was the scene of the rich second generation going out in some TV dramas.

——It’s very mentally handicapped.

As if knowing what he was thinking, Tang Xiaoran silently reminded him when he was strangely silent: "Wake up, do you think your elder sister looks mentally retarded?"

"...I don't need it, but Tang Xiaozhang definitely needs it—his car was tampered with that night."

"I guessed it. Hey, why don't you get a set too. This company has a family portrait package, which can be discounted. It's such a happy decision." Tang Xiaoran hung up the phone with a high tone.

Tang Xiaoyu: "...Hello! Hello?"

He doesn't want any family portrait package, okay?

What's the matter with this company? ? ?

Is the whole family going to die neatly?

……so tired.

05:30 in the afternoon.

Inside the small villa of the Tang family.

The dark-haired young man looked at the girl standing in front of him flatly.

The girl showed him a sweet smile, and the bow on the headband was very cute, so cute that it didn't fit in with the painting style of the whole living room at the moment.

Tang Xiaoyu's eyes quickly swept up and down her body, and after skipping over the blue maid outfit, white stockings, and small black leather shoes, he looked at Tang Xiaoran not far away with a wooden face.

Pointing to the lovely girl in front of him, he asked her:

"What... what do you mean?"

Didn't he come back to pick out bodyguards?

Or is it that he is too blind, and the person standing in front of him is a very professional women's clothing boss? ? ?

His gaze wandered suspiciously over the thin arms and legs of the other party.

Tang Xiaoran's expression suddenly became very indescribable.

She really didn't want to cheat her brother, but - Xiao Shixin forgot to tell her that this security company has changed bosses!

Thinking of what happened when she signed the contract, she began to doubt the world.

"Family portrait package, buy ten get one free, I'm the one, hello." Before Tang Xiaoran could speak, the girl's crisp voice sounded in the villa.

Tang Xiaoyu felt that there were too many complaints about this matter, looked back at her, and asked silently for a long time:

"Buy ten bodyguards and get one maid?"

"Yes." The girl in front of him replied with a smile.

Tang Xiaoyu: ...? ? ?

Is your company a pimp? ? ?

He reached out and pinched the bridge of his nose, closed his eyes and opened them again, looking at Tang Xiaoran with the same dark brown eyes.

"Ahem, here's the thing. I asked you today if you want a bodyguard...Didn't you say...you don't need it..." Facing her brother's indifferent eyes, she lowered her voice as she spoke.

Oh, you can give me a nanny without a bodyguard?

"Which company did you find?" He tried to make his tone calm.

Which company can be so unreliable? ? ?

"Listen to me, this company is really the most well-known company in the industry, and there are many domestic rich people who have signed long-term contracts with them."

The reason why the painting style is so unserious is entirely because——

"Recently, their boss has changed, and the new boss wants to open up the housekeeping market, so...um...as you can see."

Tang Xiaoran looked at the girl next to him, then turned her gaze back to him, and tried to explain to him the key points.

Tang Xiaodi only heard three words from the beginning to the end: unreliable.

And why Tang Xiaoran and the others are matched with serious professionals, and they usually automatically distribute them around according to their travels.

When I got here, I became... emmmm...

Is this gap too big?

"Forget it, you can stay at home." Tang Xiaoyu thought, anyway, it's not a big deal to send a housekeeper as the boss of this company recently.

But as soon as he finished speaking, the girl opened her eyes wide and shook her head: "No, I'm going to visit your school."

Tang Xiaoyu... Tang Xiaoyu continued to stare at her sister.

Tang Xiaoran pretended not to see it with a guilty conscience, then turned around and continued to explain the situation to the team leader in front of him.

"Aren't you... a domestic service worker?"

Can you still be so capricious?Where is your company boss?

Tang Xiaoyu sat on the sofa and stretched out his hand to pull the pillow next to him. He deeply felt that when he heard Tang Xiaoran's proposal this morning, he should stop her desperately.

...Ah, I really want to return it.

"But I don't know any housework now." The girl blinked her dark gray eyes with colored contact lenses, and replied quite innocently.

Tang Xiaoyu: "..."

Dressed like this is really cute.

"Tang! Xiao! Ran!" He gritted his teeth and called someone's name, rubbing the pillow so hard that the cotton inside could be rubbed out.

"Hey, I heard it. How about it, tomorrow you can come to my classroom to take lessons, and I can take you around the school." Tang Xiaoran heard his voice on the verge of breaking out, and hurried over to try to pull this lovely young lady into My side.

"Change to another company." The boy on the sofa said with a dull expression.

Tang Xiaoran shook his head quickly and kept winking at him.

Unfortunately, Tang Xiaoyu in this state couldn't receive it at all.

As soon as his words came out, the tall man in front of Tang Xiaoran, who was also the only man in a black suit and looked most like a practitioner in this industry, looked up at Tang Xiaoyu from the documents at hand.

Starting from this man, the other nine men also turned their gazes in unison, watching him quietly.

Tang Xiaoyu almost jumped up when he was watched.

... What, what's going on?No, what does this look mean?

Do you die if you don't cooperate? ? ?

"Are you sure? But we haven't started work yet." It was the girl in maid outfit who kept a professional smile all the time who asked him.

Tang Xiaoran answered in seconds: "I think it's better to look at it after a while."

Tang Xiaoyu leaned on the back of the sofa, looked up at the ceiling, rolled his eyes when he heard the words, and dragged his tone slowly: "I just suddenly felt... our well-off family actually doesn't need such a high-end family. security service, so—"

He sat up straight, but the girl who was a certain distance away from him walked in front of him at some point, almost giving him a shock.

"So you still want to return the product?" The girl finally gave up her ladylike appearance, leaned over with her hands on her hips, and looked at him, and asked.

Tang Xiaoyu looked at her expressionlessly. Before he could speak, he saw the man in front of him suddenly bend his lips. He was not as cute and gentle as before, and there was a coolness in his smile.

"Excuse me, what's your opinion on our company's services?" She stared at the young man in front of her with dark gray eyes. The black eyeliner clearly drew a lovely round outline, but it couldn't hide the sharpness in her eyes at the moment.

In Tang Xiaoyu's inexplicable expression, she smiled slightly and introduced herself:

"I forgot to mention, I am the new boss of our company, Lou Qingyan."

Tang Xiaoyu: "..."

"Oh yes, although I don't know anything about housework, I have taught myself courses in toxicology and pharmacy, so—" The evil spirit in her smile made Tang Xiaoyu see the malice coming to her face.

"Are you sure you really don't need to cooperate with us?"

Tang Xiaoyu: "..." Is this a threat?Is this a fucking threat?

In broad daylight, bright and bright, living in a harmonious socialist society——

He took out his mobile phone and asked his well-informed friends who Lou Qingyan was.

Five minutes later, he watched a bunch of "supposedly" followed by frightening rumors about her father, and fell into a dead silence.

"I'm sorry, please continue." Tang Xiaoyu no longer knew what expression to use to face the world.

Although everyone is a petty publicity move, but in front of his mother's eyes, this is a real publicity move!

night.

When Tang Xiaozhang came home from get off work, he saw the motionless pancake spread out on the sofa, and asked Tang Xiaoran next to him:

"What happened to Xiaoyu?"

Tang Xiaoran took a sip of her milk tea unhurriedly. For some reason, when someone was as frightened as she was, she would become extremely calm.

"Just...a little stimulation."

Tang Xiaozhang: ...?

Tang Xiaoyu who lay on the sofa and didn't want to move:

Don't talk, leave me alone.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

What kind of experience would it be like to hire a bodyguard but almost provoke black se?

Contestant Tang Xiaoyu: "I really want to die."

Lou Qingyan [rolls up her sleeves]: "I'll help you."

Tang Xiaoyu: "...No thanks, I'll do it myself."