I'm so ruthless that I'm even afraid of myself

Li Qiao clutched his crotch and lay on the bed, not wanting to move.

Anyone who died and was not reincarnated as a eunuch would be a little unhappy.

Li Qiao is more serious, he is depressed.

The room was dark, but now Li Qiao's skin was white again, and his dark eyes were staring at a corner of the room without blinking, like a zombie. When Eunuch An took a closer look with the lantern, he was almost scared out of his wits.

"You son of a bitch! What are you doing?"

Eunuch An twisted the waist of the bucket and kicked Li Qiao. Li Qiao was kicked back a little, without blinking, and continued to lie dead.

Depressed people don't want to talk to other people.

Normally, Li Qiao would not do this. It seems that this time the blow was more severe. Eunuch An thought about it and tried to find out Li Qiao's tone: "What's wrong? Mother died?"

Li Qiaoniang died a long time ago, otherwise she wouldn't be able to recognize him as a godfather, and even went to the palace to hang out with him, but Li Qiao just didn't answer.

After all, they were father and son for seven or eight years, and Eunuch An's heart softened. He leaned over with his fat body, touched Li Qiao's head with his fat hand, and persuaded him, "Don't be angry, I'm just a court lady. We, Qiao Qiao, are going to marry an aristocratic family in the future. Miss! What is a maid of honor!"

Li Qiao's eyelids finally moved, he wanted to say: Fuck your uncle's Qiao Qiao!

Eunuch An approached, lowered his voice, and exhaled the smell of tea leaves from his mouth, which was quite pleasant: "There is also the one in Haitang Palace, it won't be a good day for a few days!"

Li Qiao finally calmed down. Although this matter had nothing to do with him, the light in Eunuch An's eyes and the meaning in his words made him successfully suppress the pain of missing something in his crotch, and he was a little excited instead.

Well, depression has turned into a pervert.

It's a long story, Li Qiao is an ordinary male citizen of Dahua Country, the only thing special is that his parents are good-looking, and he was born good-looking, but his height is only 176.3, of course Li Qiao has always said that he is himself 178, ranking first in the "Height Ranking of Boys Who Girls Want to Marry Most".

A few days ago, he was still riding the roller coaster with the elementary school girl. Seeing the elementary school girl shyly screaming and jumping into his arms, he felt that this could be done. The next second, she flew out of the seat and died. He would rather be reincarnated in the animal world than feel the feeling of his head hitting the ground.

When he arrived at the underworld, Lord Yan circled him three times, saying that Li Qiao looked like his son-in-law, and that the underworld was just looking for new ghosts to do tasks. After completing the tasks, he would become a high-level ghost cultivator. The difficulty is to go to every world and find someone to press a fingerprint on the small book issued to him by Lord Yan. They are all relatively close to the target object, and they are tall and called "fingerprint collection". Li Qiao half-heartedly agreed, but as soon as he walked through it, he realized that something was wrong-this body was an eunuch!

Naturally, nine out of ten men beside the emperor are eunuchs!

Although Li Qiao didn't expect to hook up with girls when he was doing the task, even a man couldn't accept the sudden loss of his second child. It just so happened that the original owner was given a servant of the household department as a concubine by his girlfriend. In addition, the godfather is Father-in-law An, a celebrity next to Emperor Jinghe. Although it is against the rules for him to stay in the house for a day, it happens to be reasonable, and of course no one dares to take care of him.

Li Qiao rubbed his chin, thought of his mission, leaned forward and asked, "Godfather, didn't you say you were looking for an opportunity to stuff me in Gande Palace?"

Eunuch An stared at him for a few moments: "Have you figured it out? Don't you say you want to accompany your Xiao Taohong to the imperial dining room?"

Xiao Taohong... Li Qiao was chilled for a while, and quickly expressed his determination: "I figured it out, I have to behave well in the future, and be filial to my godfather."

Eunuch An was worried that his godson was not self-motivated, so he was immediately happy and patted his thigh: "Wait, I'll go back and discuss it with your godmother."

Eunuch An’s daughter-in-law is Nanny Lan, the emperor’s wet nurse. The first thing Jinghe did when he succeeded to the throne was to marry them. Eunuch An lived in Nanny Lan’s small palace when he wasn’t on business. Beautiful.

In this world, eunuchs and palace maids have a lot of food, but they must have the grace of the master. It is a capital offense to give and receive privately. Of course, if they get this grace, they will be a legitimate couple. However, reconciliation also needs the permission of the master. s method.

"Hey, godfather, you are so kind to me, hehehe."

When Li Qiao thought about his identity, he felt that this task was very simple.

"You son of a bitch! Do you know me now?" Eunuch An spat, carried the lantern and walked out with his fat waist twisted: "Later, Xiao Chengzi will come to bring you food, wash your face, eat and sleep! Keep your spirits up." See the emperor!"

"Okay!"

Li Qiao squatted on the door secretly and blew a kiss to his godfather's back, while waiting for that little Chengzi to deliver the meal.

I haven't eaten for a day, and my stomach hurts from hunger.

The sky and the earth are big, but eating is the most important thing.

A few days later, Eunuch An transferred Li Qiao to Qiande Palace. The day before he took office, Eunuch An took Li Qiao to teach him his experience earnestly. A companion is like a tiger, Qiao Qiao, you have to know everything by yourself, know what to do and what not to do, you have been with me for eight years, you should have a score, right?"

Li Qiao naturally doesn't have the memory of the original body, so he can only open his eyes and say he has.

Li Qiao was assigned to clean the imperial study room, and Jing Hedi spent most of the day in the imperial study room, which gave Li Qiao enough opportunities to show his face.

The first time he saw Jing Hedi, Li Qiao's legs almost went limp.

It's not scary, it's amazing.

Long legs, narrow waist, and wearing a bright yellow dragon robe can't stop Jing Hedi's handsome temperament, especially when he is at his desk reviewing memorials, his profile is perfect!

Li Qiao glanced secretly for a few times, he is bisexual, girls are okay, he likes cute and cute little lolita, of course he loves sister Yu with big breasts more, but if it is a man, he The requirements are high, the legs should be long, the buttocks should be upturned, and the hands should also be good-looking. The voice should be like "playing a cello" described in romance novels, or "like a spring flowing through the mountains", and the subwoofer most.

Li Qiao thought that his feet would hurt and his legs would be numb if he was standing all the time, but he didn't expect that because of too much expectation, he had already forgotten the fact that he was still standing.

After an unknown amount of time, Jing Hedi finally spoke.

"Have some tea."

The voice was really nice, and Li Qiao's heart was filled with indifference, and he acted quickly, so he whipped up Biluochun and sent it to him.

Jing Hedi paused while drinking tea, Li Qiao looked at it suspiciously, and suddenly met Jing Hedi's eyes.

Naturally, you can't look at the emperor. Normally, eunuchs would kneel down and beg for mercy at this time, but Li Qiao just blushed, slowly spreading from the base of his ears to his cheeks, and even the corners of his eyes were a little red.

rippling.

Li Qiao's heart was thumping, secretly reminiscing about the feeling of looking at each other just now, it was really like an electric current passing through the body, crackling.

I really didn't expect Jing Hedi to be so handsome in his forties. Li Qiao wondered if he had been single for 20 years before his death. Could it be that he didn't have such a handsome old bacon around him?Do you like it yourself?

Emperor Jing He had naturally met Li Qiao, and he also knew that Li Qiao was Eunuch An's godson, thinking that the child would be a little excited to see Sheng Yan for the first time, so he waved his hand to let people go down without saying a word.

Li Qiao ran to the door in a hurry, like a frightened mouse, but after a while he boldly took a few glances at Jing Hedi. When Jing Hedi saw it, he quickly turned serious again, but the blush on his face didn't fade away.

After going back and forth, Jing Hedi finally felt the smell, why is this little eunuch like the girl Huaichun?

Jinghe was born in the imperial family, and there are a lot of dirty things among the nobles. He also knows about raising a male actress, but he doesn't like it. Qiao is different.

Don't look at the monk's face and look at the Buddha's face. Eunuch An is the confidant sent to him by his mother and concubine, and Sister Lan is his wet nurse. The two old people have been with him for so many years. No matter what, he will not deal with this little eunuch. .

Emperor Jinghe thought for a while, and called someone to come over. Sure enough, the little eunuch's eyes lit up instantly, and he trotted over, rubbed against his legs and knelt obediently: "Your Majesty, the servant is here."

Li Qiao didn't have a male duck's voice, his voice was crisp and clear, his eyes were smiling, regardless of his identity, he was also a young man with outstanding looks, but his blushing face added a bit of charm.

Jing Hedi coughed lightly, controlled the legs he wanted to retract, and asked, "What's your name?"

"The slave's name is Li Qiao, Shan Qiao Qiao."

"How many years have you been in the palace?"

Why is the little eunuch's mouth so red?Can't touch the rouge...Jing Hedi moved his eyes to the top of Li Qiao's head.

"Eight years." Li Qiao thoughtfully finished it all at once: "The slave entered the palace at the age of seven, this year he is sixteen years old, and his hometown is in the south of the Yangtze River. His parents sent the slave to Beijing to find relatives, but his fate was not good, and he died of illness. "

"Ah... so..."

Emperor Jing He didn't know how to do housework, so he was speechless immediately. The little eunuch with his head down was looking eagerly, as if waiting for him to ask. The little eunuch looked the same as a little yellow dog he had raised when he was a child, and his eyes were the most similar.

Wet, full of anticipation and... admiration.

Jing Hedi suddenly had a headache. As soon as he helped Fu's temple, Li Qiao got up neatly and ran over to rub it for him. The strength of his slender fingers was well grasped, a bit like Mr. An, But Eunuch An's rough hands are not as soft and hot as Li Qiao's...

Jing Hedi's heart immediately hardened, and he said: "When I was young, I liked to drink Longjing from Su's family in Jiangnan the most. Mr. An is too old to travel around, so you make a trip for me. It just so happens that your hometown is from Jiangnan, so it's considered a homecoming."

Li Qiao was dumbfounded at the time.

What's the meaning?what operation?Homecoming a ghost?He's here to hold his thighs for a mission!What are you doing in Jiangnan?To show off being a favored eunuch?

Seeing that he was in a daze, Jing Hedi immediately put on a straight face, and Li Qiao was shocked, and hurriedly kowtowed to thank: "Slave...lead the decree, the emperor's kindness is mighty, the emperor's kindness is mighty!"

Jing Hedi gave a faint "hmm", with a smile on his lips, and went to Haitang Palace at night, where Concubine Shu raised a little milk dog, a white-haired one, he had seen it once before.

The eyes are pretty.

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