I came from heaven [traveling]

As you can imagine, I am already curious about his outfit, and he is naturally also puzzled by my outfit.However, finally meeting a living person is better than wandering alone in this mountain.Once again, I raised a smile as bright as the sun, and my eyes matched with watery eyes:

"I'm not a bad person, I'm lost, where is this, can you tell me."

The questioning interrupted the 'air conditioner' looking at me, he frowned slightly, his thin lips opened after a long period of silence, Xiao Mian, this red lips and white teeth, does not look like a man at all, is it true? a eunuch?

While slandering a little bit in his heart, he replied: "This is Hongzhou."

"Huh? Hong... what state is it?"

Obviously, my question aroused the dissatisfaction of the man in front of me, his eyes flashed with displeasure, and his tone was extremely cold:

"Who are you? You don't even know such a simple land and state capital."

Naturally, I didn't accept it anymore, who wouldn't put on a cool and cold face, so I pulled off the backpack and opened the zipper, the 'air conditioner' thought I was going to take some hidden weapon, and turned my body to the Backed away, I wanted to pretend to be serious, but it was only three seconds cool, so I smiled: "What are you afraid of, do you think I'm pulling out a gun?"

"gun?"

He imitated my pronunciation and asked back, I had no choice but to shake my head: "You don't know if you tell me. Here, take a look at this."

I took out my ID card from my wallet and stretched it out in front of him. He looked at the thing in my hand, finally picked it up hesitantly, looked at the front and back several times, and asked again: "What is this thing?"

I also reached a new level of stupidity, yes, everything will be fine if he can understand me, the problem is that he can’t understand, so I snatched back my ID card, pointed to the big characters on it and read one by one: "China People's Republic of China, name: Ji Sijie, gender: female...."

I almost read the information on the ID card, but the face of the 'air conditioner' had three characters 'Unintelligible' written on it. I only have two actions to describe my mood at the moment: spread my hands, shrug—— -Very helpless.

Just when our communication was fruitless, suddenly a few burly men came out and pinned me to the ground, and I don't know which bastard among them shouted loudly: "Bold rebel, how dare you!" ..."

Before the man finished speaking, the 'air conditioner' stretched out his hand and waved his sleeves, but didn't take away any clouds, but just made the person who detained me shut up and didn't continue.How can I be convinced? Although I am suppressed by external forces, I still have to struggle symbolically to fight for sovereignty: "You people are too reckless. A society ruled by law does not allow such reckless behavior. I warn you, If you dare to touch me again, I will call the police!"

Drunk, I was really shocked by my unlimited IQ, this ruthless talk was as empty as fart! The 'air conditioner' squatted down, with a mocking smile on his face: "What is the police, are they powerful?"

"It's very powerful. It can kill you with one shot."

Obviously, my contradicting was a bit too much. The 'air conditioner', which was originally slack, turned cold in an instant. It is not appropriate to call it an air conditioner because it can cool down so much. This should belong to the category of the freezer of the refrigerator.I saw him standing up and flicking his robe against my face with both hands, as if he was using the behavior of letting me eat ashes to show that his status is superior to others.

Isn't it just a rich second generation with a few bodyguards? Look at you, you know how to bully me, a foreigner.I buried my head and kept my mouth shut. After I calmed down, I quickly searched in my brain. In what period of ancient times was there a place called Hongzhou? I don't know either... How can I remember it all with such a long history.

I don’t dare to say anything else, but I can still brag about this ancient history. I can memorize it smoothly after searching for thousands of years.

The guard of the 'air conditioner' let go of his hand angrily. I was like a chick who was about to be carried to death. After loosening my muscles and bones, I stood up and wiped off the dust on my trouser legs. I approached him and asked in a low voice. : "My son, I still have a question, can you solve the doubt?"

'Air Conditioner' raised his eyebrows slightly, as if he was rushing to ask some nonsense, I reached out and touched my nose: "Um, excuse my ignorance, what country and dynasty is this?"

As soon as I finished asking this question, the big man behind me didn't know which one of them, and pushed me to the ground again.Come on, I'm addicted to pressing me, aren't I?

"Rebel, I don't even know the name of Daxuan country, can you be convicted?"

"Pain Pain!"

Exclaiming in pain, I was pressed hard on my neck, and if I pressed it down like this, I would soon be able to eat a mouthful of fresh soil.

'Air Conditioner' stepped on a pair of dragon-patterned soap boots that echoed his black hat, um... I was too excited just now, now that I calmed down, I thought about it again. , although it looks very weak, but the big bosses in the general plot setting don't all look weak.

Wait, what?Daxuan?What is Daxuan?Is there no such dynasty in the history books?So, I have traveled through time, and even wore a superficial dynasty?The setting is so outrageous, why not go to heaven?Pulling back my thoughts, I was quick to think: "Heroes, heroes, I'm new here and I really don't know, beg for mercy, beg for mercy!"

"Let him go."

'Air Conditioner' said forgiveness again, I waved away the big man's arm behind me, loosened my muscles and bones again, and put my backpack on my shoulder: "Um, just now Xiao Ji was clumsy and didn't mean to offend, it's just that he's not familiar with the place. I don’t know what to do, I dare to ask you where I’m going, can I follow along, and when I get to a place where there are people, I will leave on my own.”

'Air Conditioner' didn't immediately accept my invitation, he stared at one of the guards, his arrogant little eyes were absolutely amazing.The guard walked up to him respectfully, put his hands on his knees and knelt, and the 'air conditioner' sat down on the back of the human stool.

I am a child who grew up in a socialist country where everyone lives in equality and harmony. Looking at this scene, my expression can only be described as dumbfounded.But the 'air conditioner' took it for granted, and the 'human stool' also took it for granted, shaking s and m, they all enjoyed it so much.

"This young man..."

I was suddenly called a son by an 'air conditioner', and my whole body was shocked. I admit that my hair is a little short, and my clothes are a little neutral. I looked down at my chest, okay, my chest I can only use Wangzai's little steamed bun to describe it, but my words and deeds still exude femininity from the bottom of my heart, so I can't tell the gender.

The blindness is so severe, besides, didn’t you read the ID card just now, the gender is female, female!Not only blind, but also deaf!If given the chance, I can stand still and complain all day and night.

Seeing that I was absent-minded, the 'air conditioner' frowned again and said again: "Young master."

"Ah?" I pulled back my thoughts and stared at him blankly, only to see him change his sitting posture and ask leisurely:

"I see that you are not from this country with your outfit?"

"Yes, I'm not from Daxuan, I'm from..." I wanted to say the domineering name of my dear motherland again, but the last thing that popped out of my mouth was "I came from the sky/dynasties!"

The author has something to say: Three more chapters are released for the little angels to preview. If you are not interested, this article will be serialized after the end of "Secret of the Sun". If you like it, please bookmark it, it will give me motivation .

To tell you the truth, Wannian wrote dramas that were full of sadness and abuse, and suddenly dug a relaxing hole. It was really fun for a while, I'm afraid I won't get your jokes, and I'm afraid to complain.

I am joking with heart...