My name is Ji Sijie, and I am a giant baby who just graduated from university. Why do you call yourself a giant baby? Because I think, as long as you are an adult and rely on your parents to help you, even if you are over 40, you are still a giant baby!

But, today is a good day!Because, I finally got an offer from the ideal company, and my mother no longer has to worry about me gnawing at her!So after leaving the company, I decided to take myself to eat a good meal, raise fat and have a tooth sacrifice to celebrate.

Walking on the spacious road, humming a little song proudly, I feel that my body is swaying to the rhythm.

Anyway, the cafeteria I wanted to go to was still some distance away, and it was still early, so I opened Jinjiang's app with anticipation.ah!My favorite novelist, Hu Yaoyao's novels have been updated, so you have to take a look at the demo, and it's still in V!

After I bought the V article, I couldn’t wait to bury my head and read it while walking, tsk tsk tsk, the author who drove the car when he didn’t agree with each other, ah, he’s so cute!I ~ hi ~ happy ~ (*_*)!It's hard to imagine, how wretched my idiotic expression is now!

However, is heaven jealous of talents?Do you have to treat me like this?Didn't I just find a satisfactory job, or happily buy a V article.I still give up my seat on the bus, and I dare to help my grandmother when I cross the road. God, why do you treat me like this?

So, I was watching the latest chapter of Hu Yaoyao's driving scene with relish, I couldn't help myself so much, I didn't care about the horn of the truck not far away, and then... huh, I'm sure, I'm just an unlucky mushroom , more than a sad reminder, if you don't accept the water and soil, obey yourself!

Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and I felt my shoulders being hit hard by a hard object, and then I flew up, forming a parabolic perfect free fall, and the crackling sound was like potato chips in my mouth, bones The fracture brought a heart-pounding pain, which made my whole body convulse and twitch. I looked up at the sky, and the blood from the Tianling Gai infected my eyes, and the blue sky, white clouds and everything turned crimson in an instant.

I cross the road on a zebra crossing!The extreme pain paralyzed my nerves, and the tears in the corners of my eyes were a normal physiological reaction. Am I going to die?I rely on!If I knew that life is full of shocks, no matter how I say it, I should buy personal accident insurance for myself!However, I haven't bought it!

The little bit of consciousness left is also beginning to blur. Shouldn't people have reminiscences before death?Why didn't I? !

Is it surprising?Surprised or not?It was such a surprise, a surprise!The eyes are so black...

Unlucky Mushroom Ji Sijie... died!

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This story tells us that no matter you are playing Hero King of Glory, no matter you are checking idols on Weibo, no matter you are chatting on WeChat and sending Moments.

Don't play with your phone on the road, don't play with your phone on the road, don't play with your phone on the road, say important things three times.

If you really like to play, have BUFF blessings, have cheats, have super powers, and are not afraid of death, remember, buy yourself a life accident insurance, and if you accidentally burp, you can still leave a sum of money Appease the family!

Unless, your life theme is rebirth, then...there are thousands of ways to die up and down, you can choose at will with your mobile phone, anyway, you can start all over again.

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