Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

The next day, when the white-haired boy named Atsushi Nakajima woke up in the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency, he chose to join the Detective Agency by mistake due to a series of coincidences (with Dazai behind the scenes).However, newcomers usually need to go through an assessment process. Only after passing the assessment will they be truly recognized as companions by the president and other members.

No way, as a poor little boy who was kicked out of the orphanage, Atsushi Nakajima thought to himself that he didn't have the ability to earn money to support himself, and he didn't have any relatives and friends in this city who could help him.Now that he finally met a work unit that invited him because he admired his ability to transform into a tiger, he naturally nodded frantically in agreement.

But Shibukawa Yoshi, who heard about it afterwards, seriously suspected that Fukuzawa Yukichi was simply crazy about wanting to masturbate.

It just so happened that Xiao Jiu liked the serious and handsome uncle feeding the dried fish, so he just let him go over to appease him.

So two days later in the morning, when Osamu Dazai stuffed his godson, who was still drowsy, into the pocket of his windbreaker, Xiao Jiu was still very puzzled about his situation.

"squeak?"

It sticks its small head out of the windbreaker pocket, looking at its godfather in confusion.In the end, Dazai just stretched out a finger very mercilessly and pushed its head back.

"Your dearest and respectable father is ready to take you to work, be good."

Xiao Jiu: ...Fuck!You are the most shameless!

Thinking about this, it flapped its wings and was about to jump out and fly back to the manor, but Dazai continued to grab its tail: "You can see that little uncle Yugan."

"...Squeak." It was visibly shaken.

"And this is also the homework that your mother has issued these days."

Ok.

As soon as Xiaolong heard that it was Shibukawa Yoshi's order, he had no choice but to jump on top of Dazai Osamu's head reluctantly, and chose a new seat for himself braggingly.

"Wow! Don't step on my forehead...Xiao Jiu, you bad guy."

But after catching the young dragon jumping around on his body to avoid capture for a long time to no avail, Osamu Dazai had no choice but to let this stupid kid lie on top of his head, as if he was wearing a silver-blue hat and went out to work.

The colleagues of the Armed Detective Agency are no strangers to this mascot that can transform into a milk cat. After all, when Osamu Dazai was out on his honeymoon, he threw Xiao Jiu to Fukuzawa Yukichi.And the president did not hesitate to bring the mascot to the work unit... So in nine and a half steps, he was upgraded from "the cub of Osamu Dazai's family" to "the cub recognized by everyone".

Everyone was delighted to see the mascot once again acting coquettish and cute, except for one person.

Atsushi Nakajima.

After all, in his eyes, what Mr. Dazai has on his forehead is not a fluffy kitten, but a little dragon cub with scales, wings and a long tail!

Mr. Dazai was still stepping on the sofa, holding Xiaojiu up high in the same posture at the beginning of "The Lion King", and then asked him if his goose was cute!

This, this... cute is very cute!But don't you think there seems to be something wrong with Xiaojiu's species? !

The boy Atsushi Nakajima began to wonder whether he was insane due to various recent events, otherwise why he thought that an animal that everyone thought was a cat was a dragon.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai saw his confusion, shock and bewilderment, and when he realized something, he smiled and said nothing.

It seems that Arden is not an ordinary person either.

After throwing the little dragon to the daily activities of feeding snacks with Dr. Yosano, Atsushi Nakajima noticed that the black-haired senior who picked him up back to the Armed Detective Agency had an extra ring on his hand today (when he fell into the water to save people before) I didn't see the other party wearing it).He carefully observed the style of the ring and where it was worn, and his face gradually became unbelievable.

"Mr. Dazai, are you married?"

——Miss Shibukawa who came to pick us up last night? !

Holding the "Complete Suicide Manual" in his hand, Dazai, who was about to find a place to lie down comfortably and read the book, paused and turned around with a smile: "Why, I can't get married?"

His words were simple and his smile was pleasant, but the subtle meaning behind it attracted people's attention.

The colleagues next to me burst out laughing.

Even Junichiro Tanizaki's younger sister Naomi couldn't help laughing and said, "Maybe it's because Dazai-san looks very gentle and affectionate, so it's easy to misunderstand Atsu-kun."

Dazai laughed helplessly and scratched his head: "Really, why do you even say that to Naomi?"

Naomi covered her mouth and smiled: "Because Yao-chan looks like he's been dazzled by you."

But Osamu Dazai was not ashamed but proud, he made an L sign with his thumb and forefinger on his chin, triumphantly said: "That's right! If you have the ability, go and trick someone into getting married~"

I saw Tanizaki Naomi proudly pulling her older brother Junichiro Tanizaki who was watching the show, "I don't have to lie!"

"Cough, Naomi-chan, restrain yourself..."

Although everyone around was joking and joking, and even Dazai Osamu said some witty words indifferently, a sense of fear surrounded by black mud quickly climbed into the heart of the white-haired boy.

Although he agrees with Ms. Naomi's opinion very much in his heart, he once felt that it would not be surprising for Mr. Dazai to announce that he cheated in marriage or came out of the closet. After all, Mr. Dazai gives people the feeling that [most parents will not agree The image of a scumbag handsome guy whose own daughter married him...

However, he still doesn't want to be plotted to death by the angry Mr. Dazai!

"Nothing!" The little tiger cub's desire to survive suddenly went online, desperately explaining to the other party: "The book I read said that everyone has the right to pursue happiness—so Mr. Dazai must have liked the other party so much that he chose to get married." Bar!"

If you don't really like that person and really want to seize this happiness, why do you want to get married?

For a moment, the whole office fell silent. Everyone didn't expect such a thin and young rookie boy to say such a good sentence. Even Xiao Jiu lay on the table and looked at him in shock.

Only Osamu Dazai looked at the sweaty Nakajima Atsushi very gently, with light in his eyes, and replied softly: "...ah, of course."

When he got off work that day, he stuffed Xiaojiu, who was still walking around in the snack cabinet, into his pocket, and ran away.

Kunikida Doppo, who was sitting at the desk, felt a gust of wind blowing, and the unbound documents flew up in front of him, making his face smeared.

Kunikida:? ? ?

Why is that bastard running so fast?

Osamu Dazai who ran home directly threw Xiao Jiu, who was already very dissatisfied, into the arms of Uncle Mu who was standing by the door, and asked, "Uncle Mu, where is Yao-chan? Did she go out today?"

After getting a negative answer from the old housekeeper, Dazai quickly found Shibukawa Yao who was researching something in the study.

"Huh? Why are you in such a rush..."

Shibukawa Yao hadn't finished speaking when he was embraced by someone, and the book in his hand was torn apart unconsciously.

She heard Osamu Dazai's violent heartbeat close at hand, and smelled the familiar breath accompanied by bursts of heat from running, and that sentence.

"—I like you Yao-chan the most!"

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

We are all old couples, why did you confess your love all of a sudden...it makes people feel embarrassed...

"I know." She couldn't help laughing, and put her arms around the other's back, gently smoothing his heavy breathing, "I know this because I love you too."

Osamu Dazai who was holding her suddenly let out a deep and sexy laugh, and then said the most ordinary daily lines: "I'm so thirsty, do you have any water to drink? I ran all the way back just now."

"Just go home after get off work, why run so fast, there are no monsters chasing you."

The black-haired man entered the cute and coquettish mode for a moment, drooping his head and complaining: "Xiao Jiu is chasing and biting me~"

"Then you must have hurt it by pinching its wings or tail."

After being together for so long, Shibukawa Yo still doesn't understand this bastard husband?She let go of the other party helplessly, turned around and picked up her own cup from the study table, "Here, if you are really thirsty, drink a little first."

Dazai took the cup handed over naturally, glanced at the brown sugar ginger tea inside, and immediately realized that she was in a special period of this month, and curled his lips very dissatisfied immediately.

"hateful……"

Shibukawa Yao couldn't help flicking his forehead with his fingers: "If you don't want to drink, just give it back to me. Drinking other people's drinks is so much nonsense."

"No! This is Yao-chan, you invite me to drink it yourself!"

Osamu Dazai immediately drank the brown sugar ginger tea in one gulp, and immediately showed a frustrated look, "Obviously I have worked so hard, why do you still..."

"You can't say three casual words to me now, you can't do without sex, right?"

Shibukawa Yao was speechless, obviously when we first met each other, we were polite and courteous to each other.I once thought that Dazai was a guy who was superficially cheerful and playful, but inwardly a gentleman.As a result, after they were really together, this person was either busy with flirting or on the way to test his driver's license.

Of course, Osamu Dazai retorted loudly: "Where is it? It makes me seem like a very social person!"

"Huh? Ask yourself, don't you? Is it me who proposes singing every night these days?"

"Then let's not talk about the distance, but the recent things—who parked the car by the river the night before and stopped leaving?" Dazai was very straightforward.

Shibukawa Yao's hands trembling slightly when he picked up the book again.

……it's me.

I did drive a Mercedes to pick someone up, and it was I who offered to drive that kind of car on the way.

But—this kind of thing!Am I the only one who is intoxicated unilaterally!Don't you guys also...

Before she had time to express her complaints, Dazai hugged her again.

"Even so. I still like you, Yao-chan."

"... Dazai, you should say, 'That's why I like you'."

"Hee hee, since you said so, then tonight we..."

"No! Don't even think about it! Go get me some new brown sugar ginger tea!"

The author has something to say: Mao Mao is really innocent (open eyes and talk nonsense.jpg)

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