Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

I have to say that Osamu Dazai, who has been "impaired" in the past two days, has added a lot of jokes to everyone's preparations for the New Year this year.Although the sand sculpture man himself smiled happily, he was still being held by his girlfriend for control training every day...

The training effect is remarkable, Dazai Osamu can barely control now not to step on the floor in front of his elders, but accidents such as cutting off chopsticks and bending the handle of an iron spoon are still unavoidable.

Take two chestnuts.

The first example is when eating, when everyone watched the chopsticks in Dazai's hand break into four sections, everyone's eyes were very delicate.

In the end, it was Toko Fujiwara who kindly broke the awkward atmosphere and asked him: "Dazai-kun, is there something wrong with your body?"

Shibukawa Yao, who was sitting across the dining table, kicked his boyfriend's calf without waiting for his reply, and rushed to reply: "This guy is really... Dazai, even if you want me to feed you Don't break your chopsticks!"

Osamu Dazai also reacted, and showed a shy smile downhill: "I'm sorry, I won't do it next time."

—Forcibly turning an accident into a flirt between lovers.

At this time, California Qingguang, who had finished his meal and was sitting in the living room outside, looked at this scene expressionlessly: "This man is so disgusting."

Xiaolong and Mr. Cat, who were squatting on his lap, nodded in agreement with this point of view.

The second example happened when Osamu Dazai was going down the stairs that night. Fortunately, Shibukawa Yoshi followed closely because he was really worried in advance, so that no more troubles were caused.

At that time, the guy's feet slipped and he almost fell. In order to stabilize his figure, he had to hold on to the wall with his hands in an emergency to stand still.

boom!

There was a crack in the wall.

Dazai withdrew his hand and could only look back at his girlfriend in grievance. The latter sighed helplessly, and was about to repair the wall with psychic energy when he stepped forward, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of his uncle's shadow at the corner of the stairs!

This is how to do!Can't my uncle see her boyfriend destroying the walls at home?

With an idea, Shibukawa Yoshi directly pressed Osamu Dazai against the wall, seeming to want the wall to thump, but actually blocked the damage with his body.

Of course, in order to act more realistically, she still raised her head and kissed her.

Osamu Dazai was of course very cooperative, so good that one doubted that he would find a chance to do so even if there were no holes in the wall.

Sure enough, my uncle's footsteps stopped.

Ah... how nice to be young... Can't resist kissing on the stairs at home...

Shigeru Fujiwara thought she had turned around and left in a hurry, thinking she was silent, for fear of disturbing her niece's love affair.Really open-minded and generous parents.

It wasn't until Shibukawa Yao's domineering perception told Shibukawa Yao that her uncle would not go in this direction for the time being, that she pulled her boyfriend away with relief.

"Okay, okay, get out of the way, you fool who can punch a hole in a wall when you walk."

Although he was rejected by others, Osamu Dazai was not sad, he still hugged the girl's waist from behind with a smile, put his head on top of her head, and watched how she repaired the wall.

——Fortunately, [Infinite Compass] has a strong self-cultivation and will not be suppressed by [Disqualification in the World]. Otherwise, Shibukawa Yao can only continue to activate the ability if he breaks free from the shackles of his sand sculpture boyfriend.

It wasn't until she repaired the wall that Dazai suddenly asked: "If I'm an idiot, then what is Yao-chan who likes an idiot?"

"Hey, who likes you."

Having said that, Shibukawa Yo turned around and hugged this weak and helpless boyfriend who could punch through walls, then looked at him sincerely and said, "I clearly love you."

Caught off guard by the confession, Osamu Dazai's eyes widened a little, pure childlike tenderness and joy appeared on his face, and immediately he smiled smugly as if trying to hide his emotion: "I know Ah, after all, my charm is completely irresistible for a little fool like Yao-chan!"

Shibukawa Yao never thought that his confession would get such a result, and immediately said angrily: "You are a little idiot!"

"No no, you're stupid."

"I think you are stupid, Dazai."

"You are the most stupid~"

"If you say something stupid about me again, believe it or not, I will hit you?"

"Hey, Yao-chan, you're pissing me off..."

Coincidentally, their bickering was overheard by Takashi Natsume and Mr. Cat who passed by. Mr. Cat was very speechless: "Are they primary school students?"

Natsume laughed dryly, also unaware: "Maybe that's what people in love are like."

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The next day.

The Japanese New Year originated from the Chinese Spring Festival custom, but after the Meiji Restoration the country adopted the Gregorian calendar, and the statutory New Year was also designated as the last day of each year.

On this day, people also clean the house, visit relatives and friends, and get together.

However, there are still differences in the details of the specific customs. For example, the Japanese will write a kind of New Year greeting card called "New Year's Greeting Letter" to send to relatives and friends who cannot be reunited in the distance. In the past, they used brush calligraphy to express their hearts, but now most people I prefer to use a printer, which is convenient and quick.Even so, they usually write one or two auspicious New Year words in their own handwriting to express their blessings.

After having breakfast early in the morning, Shibukawa Yao began to write this year's annual greeting letter in his room, including Nitta Yoshishi and Kohina's father and daughter, Midori Izuku and Ou Shu, the master and apprentice, Qiaomei, Linlin, Bachang and Enoda, as well as the brothers Hiroshi Shoya... After she finished writing her share, she asked Osamu Dazai if he had written his New Year's letter, and found that her boyfriend was like a salted fish Lying motionless on the bed like that.

"There's no need to write that kind of stuff."

"You just don't want to write it yourself." Shibukawa Yoshi pointed out the problem to the point, and then she sighed, "Let me help you write it."

Osamu Dazai immediately sat up and praised: "Thank you Yao-chan! Yao-chan is so good!"

The girl stretched out her hand expressionlessly, "There is a fee, [-] yen per sheet, thank you for your patronage."

"It's so hurtful to talk about money between us~" The black-haired man held her hand in his arms with a playful smile, Shibukawa Yoshi caught off guard and threw himself into the other's arms, but was happily tweeted by this lazy guy Take a few bites.

"I don't have any money..." Dazai said with a smile, his fingers resting on his waistband seemingly casually, "Just use your favorite method to repay."

Shibukawa Yao stared at him dumbfounded for a few seconds, still holding a writing brush in his hand, not knowing where to put it.

"—Wait? It's still daytime!"

"What does it matter. Anyway, my uncle and aunt are going to visit relatives in the next town, and even young people and little ones are going out to buy snacks, and no one will come up to disturb us for a while."

"Damn, did you have such an idea when you gave the pocket money to Mr. Cat and Xiaojiu early this morning! I really underestimated you Osamu Dazai!"

"Hmph, guess what." He laughed softly.

In short, due to some uncontrollable factors, the remaining annual greetings were not written until almost noon.

With a sore back and sore back, Shibukawa threw the New Year's letter to the dog man who was still concerned about getting dressed, "You go out and mail it now, otherwise it won't be mailed tomorrow...I'll take a nap first."

"Okay~"

Dazai picked up the stack of greeting cards and went out happily.

What a nice new year.

This day is already the 30th, and tomorrow is the "big dark day" in the Japanese New Year, which is New Year's Eve.At midnight on New Year's Eve, temples in cities and towns all over the country will ring the bell 108 times, implying to clear away the dust and impurities of the past year and welcome the arrival of a new atmosphere.

During the daytime on New Year's Eve, the whole family is usually cleaned, and soba noodles are eaten at night.

When the Fujiwara couple came back this afternoon, they still had several large bags of ingredients and New Year's utensils in their hands, directing the boys in the house to work around.

Dazai originally wanted to pretend to help with some New Year's affairs and show off his demeanor in front of his elders, but Shigeru Fujiwara kindly invited him to the study for a chat.

So the two went up to the second floor to talk.

Shibukawa Yao glanced at his back, but didn't take it too seriously, knowing that her boyfriend's eloquence could definitely pass his uncle's test, so she didn't worry at all.While she was nestling in the kotatsu watching TV, she put her hand into the wool ball next to her and stroked Xiaolong openly.Xiao Jiu was rubbed by her docilely and happily, and cried out from time to time.

Strange to say, this little dragon cub is just... a white kitten with mixed fur in the eyes of the Fujiwara couple who are ordinary human beings!

"So it's Xiao Mi's friend?" The gentle Aunt Tazi squatted down and said with a smile, "Come to our house this year for Chinese New Year."

Thanks to a child who can see monsters, the family is used to having a new guest or two in the house.The cat teacher next to him collapsed into a round cat cake in front of the TV, and when he heard Tazi mentioning his name, he just flicked his tail to say yes, yes, that's it.

Xiao Jiu blinked her ice-blue vertical pupils, and replied in a very childish voice: "Squeak."

But this call sounded like the "meow" sound of a milk cat to Tazi, and he immediately stood up and asked Shibukawa Yao if he wanted some goat milk for the little guy to drink.

Shibukawa Yao lowered his head and hugged the limp Xiao Jiu, and asked carefully.

"Well...it said yes."

Tazi couldn't help laughing immediately, thinking that his niece would seriously ask about the cuteness of the little animal, so he joked, "Can Xiao Yao understand the little cat's speech?"

The girl also smiled: "I understand."

In this way, Kiyomitsu was sent out to buy fresh goat milk, but Toko was worried that he was not familiar with the situation here, so he asked Natsume to go out with him.

Shibukawa Yao continued to nest in the kotatsu waiting for dinner, while watching TV while hugging Xiao Jiu's dragon scales - Xiao Jiu's body temperature will change with the temperature of the environment, which is commonly known as "warm in winter and cool in summer"!

Shibukawa, who is holding the cute hand warmer, feels that life is so beautiful that he can't stop at all.

At this moment, a smell of baking came from the kitchen, and Shibukawa Yao blinked his eyes ready to move: "Aunt? What are you baking?"

"Some small biscuits." Fujiwara Toko brought out a tray with a smile on her face, on which was a plate of freshly baked small biscuits and two cups of hot tea, and handed them to her, "I'm in a hurry to deal with the ingredients for tonight's dinner, you take it Give them something to eat."

Shibukawa Yao readily agreed.

Just when she was about to go upstairs with the tray, my aunt smiled and said, "Don't steal too much."

Shibukawa Yo: "...I know."

While climbing the stairs, the girl seized the time to stuff the biscuits into her mouth. At the same time, she opened her knowledgeable domineering air to eavesdrop on the movement in the study—she didn't want to do this at first!But how can you resist eavesdropping on the conversation between the elders and your boyfriend after you have come up?

At this time, her uncle's peaceful voice with rare serious emotions came into her ears.

"... Dazai-kun, Xiaoyao was spoiled by her parents since she was a child. Later, her parents passed away, so we watched her grow up. So in a sense, Xiaoyao is the child of me and Tazi, Just like Kishi."

Osamu Dazai's voice also sounded very respectful and gentle: "Yes, I know."

Shigeru Fujiwara continued: "I'm not asking you to do anything when I tell you this. In fact, I'm very happy to see that there is one more person in this world who loves that child. So I want to ask Dazai-kun, have you seriously considered —Is it about marriage?"

Shibukawa Yao's footsteps suddenly stopped.

For a moment, I even forgot to chew and swallow the biscuits in my mouth.

... get married?

That is to form a permanent team with Osamu Dazai in the global game Life Online?

She... She didn't think about it before, she always felt that she was still a child - there was still a thousand miles away from getting married so far away!

So Shibukawa really wanted to know what her boyfriend thought.

In the domineering perception of knowledge, Osamu Dazai seemed to have been silent for a long time, but finally he spoke firmly.

"Yes, I have always planned to get married."

"—Please give Yao-chan to me with confidence!"

Shibukawa Yao stood there blankly, feeling his mind was blank.

But the only thing she realizes now is that—maybe the afternoon tea will be sent to the study later.