Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

It was almost noon the next day that Shibukawa Yao woke up in a daze.

The first thing she did when she woke up was to reach for the phone on the bedside table to check the time. However, the girl remembered that she had thrown the phone into the closet last night and locked it up after fumbling around.

However, judging from the biological clock and the amount of sunlight leaking in through the gaps in the curtains, it should be getting late.

Ah... what a wild night, I'm ashamed.

She subconsciously turned her head to look at her boyfriend who was sleeping next to him, and found that he was a little uneasy even in his sleep, with one hand tightly clenched on her left wrist, as if he was afraid that he would run away when he woke up. of.

After Shibukawa Yo looked at him with complicated emotions and pity for a while, he yawned again, and followed suit to regain his sleep.

...just a little hungry.

Half an hour later, she woke up from starvation.

hateful.

I don't want to go out for breakfast at all, so I just ask the hotel to deliver a breakfast... Oh no, come in for lunch.

The girl reluctantly opened her eyes and was about to touch the landline phone provided by the hotel, but found that Dazai was already awake at this time, but he was not in a hurry to get up, but stared blankly at the phoenix tattoo on her left wrist. , and kept stroking the scars left by suicide.

"What's wrong?" she asked suspiciously.

"I..." Dazai looked at her with wet iris eyes blinking, and said softly, "I seem to understand how the people around me see me."

Shibukawa Yao didn't really understand why her boyfriend had to understand him from himself, but any girlfriend with qualified emotional intelligence would not make a big mockery at this moment.

"What have you realized? Or are you planning to get a tattoo?"

The black-haired man seemed to be amused for a moment, but the next moment he still squeezed over and hugged her, and then said in a muffled voice, "Let me hug her."

"Yes." Shibukawa Yao gently touched his naked back, "But if you overtime, you will be billed."

"...so stingy, Yao-chan." Dazai couldn't help laughing in a low voice, like a happy little boy.

"No way, I'm starving to death."

The slimy couple managed to eat the hotel lunch before dying of starvation.

After checking out, they went to the Shinkansen station for a ride back.

This time, there should be no more robbers carrying nuclear bombs...

Although Shibukawa Yo thought it was unlikely, he still held her boyfriend's hand tightly, for fear of encountering the same bad thing as yesterday again.

Dazai was led around by her meekly.

"Where are we going back? Yokohama?"

"No, Tokyo." Shibukawa Yao explained to him with a bright face, "Send me home first, and then you can go back to Yokohama by yourself."

"It's so unfeeling." The black-haired man complained with a half-smile.

"Dazai, the first day you met me?"

"..."

The journey back to the car was safe and sound.

Just in the middle of the journey, Dazai Osamu asked casually while flipping through the leisure travel magazine provided by the train: "Why did you want to bring me to Mr. Watanabe's funeral this time, Yao-chan."

Shibukawa Yao was busy forming a team with Enokida Linlin and the others at this time, and after hearing this question, he didn't think too much about it, and replied directly: "Well, probably... I want you to know more about me. In the past? In fact, it would be more convenient to bring Kiyomitsu here, just teleport here, but... I still want to go to other places with you and Dazai to do something. It’s like traveling. Thinking about it carefully, we seem to still There is no serious travel once."

——Can the previous activity on the cruise ship be called a trip?It is clearly the story of Bombing Bombing Bombing Bombing Bombing Bombing Bombing's last struggle to survive and failed in love.

——Not to mention the ones in the Paradise, this bastard man actually sneaked into the most dangerous place disguised as a woman, it scared her to death...

But when Shibukawa almost murmured these words, he didn't notice that Dazai Osamu's eyes softened instantly.

He raised his hand and rubbed the girl's head: "Well, I see...Thank you."

In fact, Shibukawa Yao was still concentrating on playing the game. After being thanked by surprise, he didn't have time to think about why his boyfriend said that suddenly, and immediately nodded: "You're welcome, you're welcome."

She felt that she was surrounded by someone with one hand, and Dazai put his head on her shoulder intimately, leaning over to see how her battle was going.

——My God, it's not healthy to always hug and hug like this!

But having said that, she still did not resist her boyfriend's intimacy.

He is so cute.

…………

……

The good mood brought about by this successful date lasted until Osamu Dazai had the cheek to go home with her.

As soon as he opened the door, Douzi turned into a fluffy golden lightning bolt, rushing over and frantically wagging his tail around the girl, his appearance was very cute.

"Ah ah--!!!"

The person who screamed was not Shibukawa Yoshi.

Afterwards, California Kiyomitsu and Shibukawa Yo who came over looked puzzled at the black-haired man who had already jumped onto the fire box in the corridor and refused to get off.

"Dazai, what are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth and pointed to the dazed little dog with a combat power of 5: "This is a dog!"

"Nonsense, if it's not a dog, is Douzi a cat?" Shibukawa Yao complained.

"No! That's not the point, the point is that it's a dog! Yao-chan, you actually have a dog!! Why didn't you tell me in advance!" Dazai wailed horribly while hugging the fire box like a dog-hating person.

The girl looked shocked: "Are you allergic to dog hair?"

"That's not... But, a dog is a shameless, inhuman, ferocious beast!" Dazai waved his arms in vain, as if facing a formidable enemy, "Yao-chan, you can't fight with this kind of beast!" Horrible creatures living together under one roof! It's too dangerous!"

Shibukawa Yo: "..."

The boyfriend is probably out of his mind.

California Kiyomitsu hugged the limp dog in a speechless manner, and began to pet the dog happily, "How do you say this, it seems to describe yourself, Mr. Dazai."

"What? Don't slander me, Mr. California, I, Dazai Osamu, have a glorious and noble reputation, and everyone in Yokohama knows it! How can a mere dog compare to me!"

This shameless sand sculpture boyfriend...

Shibukawa Yao couldn't listen any more, she waved her hand to let the little knife spirit bring the pet into the house first, then looked up at the black-haired man lying on the fire box with a dangerous expression: "Can't you get down?"

"Woooooo..." Dazai tried to make her change his mind by relying on his coquettish little milk voice.

"—If you don't come down, I'll climb up to accompany you."

"Eh?!"

Dazai Osamu, who jumped down reluctantly in the end, was particularly wronged, even if Shibukawa Yo caught him directly with a princess hug, he was still very wronged.

——His girlfriend not only has two sons who have no blood relationship with him!There is also a dog at home!He even moved in with the beautiful boy (Fu Sangshen) in advance!The most exasperating thing is... he didn't even prepare his special new slippers in advance! !

He began to wonder if he was a necessary character in this love story.

California Qingguang was sent out to buy slippers.

Osamu Dazai was put in the living room by Yao Shibukawa to watch TV, and Adan lay in a pile of scarves beside him pretending to be in hibernation.

Dou Zi was kept outside the small balcony so as not to scare the spicy chicken customers.

Shibukawa Yao himself was busy boiling water in the kitchen, preparing to make some tea and coffee.

Then Douzi ran to her crying, her ears drooping, her paws slid on the cold tiles in the kitchen, and she almost slipped and fell to the ground.

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

The whole process of boiling water took only 3 minutes. What happened in the middle that scared the puppy so cowardly?

Needless to say, there is only one other dog man in the whole family who can drive Douzi crazy.

As soon as Shibukawa Yao went out with a hot water bottle, she saw her boyfriend squatting in the corner eating dog food (physical meaning). The only thought in her heart at that time was to pour the boiling hot water in her hand, scalding him to death and sending him directly to the crematorium never mind.

——What are you doing!No wonder Douzi is scared to death by you!How could I be blind and find someone like you to be my boyfriend!break up break up! !

Dazai Osamu, whose cheeks were still puffy, heard the footsteps, turned to look at her, with a calm and calm face: "I took all its dog food away!"

Fuck you're pretty proud! ?

Shibukawa Yao was so angry that he almost fainted.

"—That's all for money, you idiot!!"

Shibukawa Yoshi, who had the idea of ​​hitting his boyfriend directly to induce vomiting, finally tried his best to suppress the killing intent.

The boy I chose, I can't say anything too harshly, it would be bad if I broke my face...

She poured tea for the other party and a cup of coffee for herself, and then had a heart-to-heart talk with the dog man: "Why do you hate dogs so much? Have you been hurt by dogs before?"

"No." Dazai didn't know that he had walked back and forth several times in the ghost gate, "Dogs have been hurt by me more often."

"..."

She understood that this sand sculpture was simply insane.

"Then..." Shibukawa Yao said with a serious face, "I have a task for you, and I think only you can complete it, my dear."

"Oh, what is it?" Dazai cheered up immediately, wanting to solve his girlfriend's problems and show off his boyfriend power as a good boyfriend in the new century!

"——You take the beans out, find the little brats who abused it, and teach them a lesson, so that they will never dare to abuse animals again in this life."

Osamu Dazai: ...?

"I don't want it." He leaned back lazily and disgusted, almost crushing Adan who rolled over to watch the fun, "There is no pay, I quit!"

"Who said there's no pay?" Shibukawa Yao smiled, leaned over and whispered something next to his ear, Dazai's eyes lit up instantly, "Really? I can do whatever I want?"

"real."

"Go, go, leave it to me! As a good citizen of society with conscience and morality, I like to educate those brats who don't know the dangers of the world!"

Seeing Douzi's boyfriend who forcibly dragged him out on a dog leash, Shibukawa Yao didn't know whether to sympathize with Douzi, the brat, or... himself.

The author has something to say: There is only one condition for men and women in the period of passionate love to be so excited...

Mr. Dazai from the third dimension wrote a short story called "Talking about Animal Dogs", which roughly tells how scary dogs are. It is really scary that they can bite people.However, one day their family adopted a stray dog, and after a period of fighting, everyone fell in love with each other.But the dog got a skin disease and even infected his pajamas with fleas, so Dazai wanted to poison it with beef mixed with poison (...).In the end, when he was going out for a walk with his dog, he was going to poison him. He was almost attacked by a wild dog halfway, but his own sick dog bravely protected the owner and survived.

In the end, I couldn't bear to feed the meat. Fortunately, the poison didn't take effect, and Dazai didn't bother to kill it. He took it home and declared that "art is to show mercy to the weak".

However, it can also be called "true fragrance" when translated.