Love your pet egg

Manman is a fire phoenix. Ice and water are his natural nemesis. Gu Yize usually doesn't buy ice for him, unless he is acting like a spoiled child. Today, the little guy was hit hard. Only the rare ice cream can eat it. Soothe his hurt little heart a little.

Two teenagers walked into the small supermarket, and behind the counter was a young man in his twenties sitting with his legs crossed, bored. Seeing this pair of outstanding beautiful teenagers, he couldn't help but his eyes lit up slightly, and he was randomly attracted to them.

Gu Yize opened the freezer, Eleven leaned over, wanting to bury himself in it:

"Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, peach, taro milk...I want it all!"

Gu Yize strictly stopped: "You can only choose one, you can't eat more!"

"I want to buy nine!" The child raised his head, and it was rare for him to overwhelm Gu Yize.

"no!"

"Nine teachers scolded me today!" Quite confidently!

Gu Yize: "..."

Gu Yize pinched his sore forehead, trying to reason with the unreasonable child: "It is because nine teachers scolded you that I gave you an ice cream, and if they collect all seven dragon balls, they can only summon one dragon." , this is quantitative change causing qualitative change..."

The owner of the small shop couldn't help being amused when he heard this weird conversation. Thinking about the rumors he heard today, his eyes lit up, and he leaned over and asked, "Are you Feng Shishi?"

"Huh?" Eleven turned his head, "You know me?"

"Haha! It's really you!"

The boss seemed to have unearthed some big treasure, and he was very excited.

"How do you know me?" Eleven asked strangely.

"Who doesn't know your name now, you broke the record of the highest and lowest score, with zero points in nine subjects, unprecedented!"

The boss patted the glass counter excitedly, "Do you know who the record holder before you is?" He compared his thumbs to himself, "It's me!"

"Ah," Eleven was stunned, tilted his head and thought for a while, and burst out a line that was very suitable for the current situation, "So it's senior, disrespect and disrespect!"

"You're welcome!" the boss clasped his fists, "I should be the one paying tribute to you. The back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, and the front waves died on the beach. Back then, I scored 39 points in nine subjects. The whole first high school felt like there was no one before or after. , haha, you are still awesome!"

"Hey, let's get acquainted, my name is Lin Yuhuan, that Yu from the universe, that Huan from the universe!"

Lin Yuhuan stretched out his hands and shook hands with Shiyi.

The two scumbags in history met cordially, and Gu Xueshen propped his forehead, feeling the urge to roll his eyes.

"Oh!" Lin Yuhuan said with emotion, "You said I didn't have a classmate like you when I went to school! Do you know who my father is?"

Lin Yuhuan said a name, and Eleven shook his head.

"You don't even know my father? You are the worst scumbag!" Lin Yuhuan gave another thumbs up.

Gu Yize couldn't help but said, "He doesn't know Principal Lin because he hasn't been here for long and has nothing to do with scum!"

Gu Yize also did not expect that Lin Yuhuan was the son of the principal of a high school.

Lin Yuhuan vomited bitterly, "Just because I am the principal's son, I am a scumbag who is treated as a hundred times more painful than others! Who stipulated that the principal's son cannot be the last one in the exam? My dad told me all the time,' I don’t have high demands on you, little bastard, as long as you don’t take the last exam, I’ll be thankful! Got it! As a result, I’m the last one every time, what can I do, I’m helpless, who told me to give birth Untimely, there was no classmate like you at that time!"

"I was born five or six years earlier! How did that sentence come from, I treat you, what..."

He frowned and thought for a long time, then slapped his thigh suddenly, pointed at Eleven, "See you later!"

Eleven giggled, but Gu Yize could hear the veins on his forehead twitching.

"Pick one quickly, and after we're done, let's go back to the dormitory." Gu Yize urged the child.

"Choose one!" Lin Yuhuan walked to the freezer, stretched out his arms and patted Eleven on the shoulder, and said proudly:

"You can choose whatever you like, brother today, I invite you to eat as much as you can!"

Eleven's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"Fake!" Gu Yize said seriously, "I can only pick one, too much cold drink is not good for you..."

"Hey! How much can he eat with such a small body? The young man is full of anger!" Lin Yuhuan stared at Gu Yize dissatisfiedly, "You are not very old, you are so old-fashioned and boring!"

Boss Lin took out a chocolate-flavored cuter from the freezer, "Come on, elementary school scum, I treat you to eat!"

"He's not called a primary school scum," Gu Yize corrected, "He has a name!"

"Tsk!" Lin Yuhuan glanced up and down at the serious boy and rolled his eyes.

"Who is he?" Lin Yuhuan asked Eleven.

"This is my brother!"

Lin Yuhuan picked up an unlighted cigarette, smiled and said, "They look like a family, but this personality seems to be a generation away from you!"

Eleven happily took the ice cream, and took a peek at Gu Yize. Gu Yize was so annoyed by Lin Yuhuan's words, "You're a bad boy", before he could stop the child, Eleven bit down with a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" He narrowed his eyes, and said to Lin Yuhuan politely:

"It's still a scumbag senior who has enough loyalty!"

"That's not right!" Lin Yuhuan propped his elbows on the freezer, "We are a family of scumbags. Ordinary people can't understand the friendship between us. It's not in vain that I have been guarding this high school for many years. I finally met someone who can shoot me to death. The king of scum on the shore..."

This person's mouth seems to be waxed, and he speaks like a cannonball. Eleven can't understand, but the cross talk-like tune makes the child find it very interesting, nodding and giggling while eating ice cream .

Gu Yize closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He tried a few times to take the child away, but for the two school scumbags who "see each other like friends at first sight and hate to see each other later", one chatted enthusiastically, and the other ate happily.

As the topics between the two students became more and more abundant, the ice cream was eliminated one by one. Lin Yuhuan talked from whether mathematics is necessary to exist, to which of the many teachers in the first high school is less educated, and finally turned to the classics of the [-]th. Answer the question:

"...Actually, your composition, I think it's really well written, and what about that sentence, go out laughing up to the sky, what's the last sentence?"

"Litchi ran to me!"

"Right!" Lin Yuhuan clapped his hands vigorously, "Right is much better than in the textbook, going and coming still rhyme..."

"That's not rhyming," Gu Yize reminded with black lines all over his head, "Go and follow, that's correspondence..."

"That's not important," Lin Yuhuan waved his hand disapprovingly, and asked Eleven curiously, "But why do you want lychees? Actually, I think mangoes are more delicious!"

Gu Yize looked at the sky speechlessly, and sure enough Eleven said honestly:

"Because of the lychee carrot cake I ate that morning!"

"That's it... I still suggest you to eat pure radish cake. Lychee always feels weird. You know my name is Lin Yuhuan, but there is a woman with the same name as me. She likes to eat lychee. In fact, your sentence She wrote the lychee poem, it seems to be called... Big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate, a lychee comes out of the wall..."

Lin Yuhuan said more and more vigorously, "I'm a person, I don't have many hobbies, I usually like to recite a poem to make a match... You eat slowly, brother, you pass the test, once you are bitten by a snake, what is the next sentence?"

Eleven's eyes lit up: "I don't take a bath every day!"

The child's resentment for being forced to take a bath by his brother every day is quite deep!

"Absolutely!" Lin Yuhuan slammed the cabinet, "You are such a genius!"

"One more thing, may I ask where is the restaurant?"

"KFC goes up to the second floor!"

"Hahahaha!"

……

Gu Yize's eyes became delusional when he heard such strange poems and talks. He felt that his posture when he walked into this supermarket must be wrong, otherwise why is his mind full of "who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?" Trance.

Eleven nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and solved another cuter while the chatty little boss was talking, and looked at his senior eagerly, his eyes full of longing.

Without saying a word, Lin Yuhuan pushed away Gu Yize's hand to stop him for the nth time, and took out a cappuccino-flavored Magnum, and handed it over. He tilted his buttocks and sat on his own freezer, which made it easier to communicate with elementary school scum, " ... Hey, brother will test you again, Jiangzhou Sima Qingshan wet, what's the next sentence?"

The child was thinking seriously while sucking on the ice cream, his big eyes lit up, and he answered crisply:

"This popsicle is not good!"

"Where is it not delicious?" Lin Yuhuan was taken aback, "This is too expensive, let me tell you, you kid doesn't know what to buy, how do you know how cute it is!"

Kung Fu Eleven had finished eating the dream dragon in two sentences, Baba looked at Lin Yuhuan, and smacked his little mouth:

"Then I'll try another one?"

Before, there was a big talk about treating guests, and later, some elementary school scum questioned the taste of his products. Lin Yuhuan decisively took out a vanilla-flavored Magnum, and asked the child to give him a satisfactory answer: "Is it delicious?"

Eleven hurriedly nodded.

"What should I do with that poem?"

“The Menglong ice cream is the best!”

"Hahahaha! A child can be taught!" Lin Yuhuan approached Eleven with a smirk, "Do you want to know what answer brother wrote back then?"

Gu Yize instinctively wanted to stop him, but the child asked curiously, "What?"

"Jiangzhou Sima's green shirt is wet, from now on the king will not go to court early hahaha..."

Lin Yuhuan babbled, her mouth was like a firecracker,

"But if the flying generals of Dragon City are here, the king will not go to court early, and the general and I will untie our battle robes.

Lin Yuhuan laughed hard, but the child's eyes were full of confusion: "No way? You...don't understand?"

The senior scumbag couldn't help sighing: "You are really a fighter among the scumbags, you can't even understand the jokes, alas, this is not very pitiful, you will lose a lot of fun, let me tell you..."

Gu Yize couldn't bear it any longer, took a piece of banknote and walked out holding the eleven.

"Hey, hey, it's agreed that I hired you. What do you mean by throwing money away? Let me tell you, brother who is an elementary school scum, you can't keep an elementary school scum..."

Eleven was dragged out by Gu Yize. When he got to the door, he still didn't forget to be polite and said goodbye to his "senior":

"Goodbye, early morning!"

Lin Yuhuan was taken aback for a moment, and then became angry: "My name is Lin Yuhuan, if I don't call you Zaochao!"

……

Eleven ate a lot of ice cream and was satisfied. His self-esteem, which was blown away by all the uneducated teachers, was all back. He excitedly surrounded Gu Yize, stepping on Gu Yize's shadow with his hands behind his back, and then ran to the front again Going upside down, Gu Yize originally wanted to put on a straight face and teach him not to eat so much ice cream. Seeing how happy he was, how could he continue to be trained, so he pinched the little guy's face in feigned anger, and gave him a few words in vain. I can't eat like this for the second time.

Eleven giggled, and reached out to pinch Gu Yize's face. Under the yellowish streetlights, the child's face was like a peach in syrup, watery and tender, Gu Yize couldn't help but leaned over and took a bite :

"Hey, why are you so cute?"

The child jumped up and hugged Gu Yize's neck: "Because I sent it here for my brother to like!"

Gu Yize's eyes sparkled, he looked up at the dark blue night sky, the sky was covered with stars, so bright that it made people's eyes warm.

The two were laughing and joking as they walked toward the dormitory. There were many students on the side of the road, but there was no strange look. Everyone knows Shi Shi's name now. Everyone knows this cute and silly kid. Although he is stupid, everyone loves him, and those who are in high school always carry candy in their pockets, and love to tease this class pet whenever they have nothing to do.

Gu Yize and Shi Shi shared the same table and bed, although this god of learning is usually a bit cold, but no one thinks it is abnormal for him to dote on Shi Shi like this.

Walking towards the dormitory building, when passing the artificial lake behind the library, I found many people surrounded there.

Gu Yize didn't like to watch the excitement, so he wanted to go around, but Eleven let out a "huh".

"what happened?"

Eleven sniffed, as if sniffing the breath in the air:

"That willow spirit...how did she die?"

"What?" Gu Yize was taken aback, "Dead?"

Eleven said that he had already walked towards the place where the crowd gathered, and Gu Yize followed behind him.

The school's artificial lake is not big, it is located at the foot of the small slope behind the library, and there are many trees beside the lake. Gu Yize saw at a glance that the tallest willow tree was cut off in the middle, half of the trunk was floating on the lake, and the other half was lying on the lake. On the shore, the scaly bark criss-crossed, as if it had been drained of all water.

Passing by here during the exam in the morning, the willow tree is still inextricably green and green. When it undulates in the morning wind, it looks like a bunch of green clouds. Gu Yize seems to be able to hear the angrily ripping off a few branches on November [-]. The woman exclaimed in pain.

The entire surface of the lake was covered with withered and yellow leaves, and the eyes were full of withering. The students onlookers talked a lot:

"Why did this tree fall down all of a sudden? I was memorizing vocabulary under this tree at noon. It was still fine, straight and green!"

"That's right, the tree in our school is more famous than the school. It is said that it does not lose its leaves all year round. In winter, all other trees wither. It is the only one that stands out and has been in the news!"

"It was cut off, right? Look at the cut..."

"It wasn't cut off. I was walking by the lake at that time, and I fell down with a 'click', which shocked me!"

"Could it be that a fellow Taoist is crossing the catastrophe? Did the lightning hit the tree?"

……

At this time, Yang Chao in the crowd also saw Eleven approaching, and hurried over:

"Eleven, why did this tree die?" He carefully looked around, covered half of his face and asked in a low voice, "Is that because Yao Qianqian died?"

Eleven took a look, and found it very strange:

"He was beaten to death, even the dantian was dug up, and someone took the willow tree's inner alchemy..."

The inner alchemy was destroyed, which meant that the soul was scattered. Eleven didn't feel much about it. The death of a goblin in the eyes of the fire phoenix is ​​like the death of an ant under the feet of a human being.

Gu Yize and Yang Chao were both startled.

A teacher from the school came to evacuate the students to prevent everyone from surrounding them. The staff began to salvage leaves and tree trunks, and the three left the lake and walked slowly towards the dormitory building.

The others just thought it was a tree that fell for no reason, and no one took it seriously, but Yang Chao, who knew the inside story, was very sad:

"Can kill the willow spirit, is that a more powerful goblin than the willow spirit? Is it the same as the centipede spirit? Our capital... why are there so many demons and ghosts?"

"Three realms and six realms, all living beings, human beings are just one of the six realms." Humans have never been the only ones in this world, but demons and ghosts are good at hiding, and it is not easy for ordinary people to see them.

"I've never seen so many monsters and ghosts before!" Yang Chao glanced at Eleven, and a bold guess came to his mind, "Eleven, do you have Conan's physique?"

Wherever the little fairy goes, a group of demons dance wildly. This is the halo of the protagonist, which is very scientific!

"What is Conan?"

"Conan is..."

"Hmm!" Gu Yize hurriedly interrupted Yang Chao's Amway. The children at home are obsessed with something. When watching Ultraman, they will shine in the room. When watching a brainless romantic drama, they will clamor to watch movies and eat ice cream. This fall in love with Conan... that day is really not over.

"If there is something more powerful than the willow spirit in the school, will it harm people?" Yang Chao asked worriedly.

Eleven waved his hands nonchalantly: "Those who are dying will not survive, and those who cannot die will not be harmed, don't worry!"

The six realms of this world are well-ordered, except for his extra phoenix, everything else is functioning normally, and everyone's fate is preordained.

Yang Chao had a bitter face: "I can't let it go, as long as I think of the demons dancing in this school, I don't even want to read the book..."

Eleven sighed: "I don't want to read either, sitting in the classroom, I'm so tired!"

Gu Yize: "..."