Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!
Chapter 4 Wolf 2 Distress
"This... what's going on here?"
Lu Jiudao: "Mirroring technique."
Wang Chuanfeng's face twitched and he pondered for a while. He thought it was a magic trick similar to blinding eyes. He didn't know that the so-called mirror image was an endless copying technique that would last forever. If he knew it, he would die on the spot In the past, it was all light. With such a technique, what kind of street stall is there? I have already punched Grandpa Bill and kicked Uncle Ma to become the father of the deer, okay?
Wang Chuanfeng whispered: "If you don't worry, you can use my resident card to get it."
Lu Jiu shook his head: "If you get it, it will be your karma. Even if you don't spend all of it to me, you will still suffer the five evils."
"What a mess!" Wang Chuanfeng stared.
"Then you don't have other relatives and friends who can help you get it?"
Lu Jiu sighed, not to mention that he only knew Ding Sa, besides Wang Chuanfeng.
Lu Jiu wanted to return her lottery tickets, and went out with Wang Chuanfeng: "Forget it, I'll save it up slowly."
Wang Chuanfeng was trembling with distress, he gritted his teeth and wondered what kind of cheating he was, a bastard who didn't make money if he had money, 800 million was dangling in front of his eyes!
Lu Jiu seemed to hear his voice, and turned her head to persuade him sincerely: "Your original destiny is very good, live a stable life, have a wife and children, don't waste everything."
Only then did Wang Chuanfeng become happy.
Sure enough, Lu Jiu no longer cared about the lottery ticket, and routinely told fortune-tellers during the day, and cut fruit with her mobile phone at night.
After ten days of this, Ding Sa finally appeared listlessly.
"What's wrong with you?" Lu Jiu looked at him, "Why did you lose [-]% of your cultivation?"
"Dao lord," Ding Sa cried, "Dao lord doesn't know something. Xuanyuan Zhou, the head of the sixth department of the underworld, has rebelled and made the people of the underworld miserable. But it really disappeared, woo..."
Seeing that Ding Sa was crying miserably, Lu Jiu handed over a piece of jade bodhi. Ding Sa rushed over to swallow it like a vicious dog seeing braised pork. Confused for Daojun... Hey, Daojun has a mobile phone?"
Ding Sa approached Lu Jiu flatteringly, and watched the screen with him. Lu Jiu paddled happily, laughing along with the background sound of the game from time to time. Ding Sa really didn’t understand this old fairy. It's Linghui, Lord Lu Jiudao seems to be able to entertain himself by eating and playing. He used to worry about how to find Qinglong Shenjun every day, but today only mobile games are left in his eyes.
Sure enough, Internet addicts can't afford to hurt them.
Wang Chuanfeng has been working with Lu Jiu every day recently, which has led to a gradual increase in the quality of his food. Although Lu Jiu has a mobile phone, he can't order takeaway by himself. He will eat whatever Wang Chuanfeng buys, and then pay half of the price.
This day, the two gathered around Wang Chuanfeng's small table to eat spicy hot pot.
Wang Chuanfeng ate until his lips were hot and red and tears were about to flow down. Looking at Lu Jiu, he was still fair-skinned and clear-eyed, as if nothing happened. He was curious and jealous: "Xiaolu, hiss... aren't you hot?"
Lu Jiu raised her head to see Wang Chuanfeng's miserable face, turned her back and pawed for a while, then turned around and handed Wang Chuanfeng a small transparent bead like a glass bomb, but the bead's color was rare and crystal clear: "Have a while , it will not be uncomfortable."
Wang Chuanfeng took it curiously, and the moment his thumb and forefinger touched the beads, he felt cold all over his body, which made people shiver under the warm sun in early October.
"This... what is this?"
"The mermen's eyes are tempered with ice essence, which can detoxify the world's heat. Spicy is heat. You won't be so hot after a while."
Wang Chuanfeng was very pleasantly surprised: "There is such a good thing! Xiaolu, you are really a god, and I, Wang Chuanfeng, are really lucky to be friends with you!" Wang Chuanfeng has believed in Lu Jiu's supernatural powers for a long time these days, and his biggest advantage is that he doesn't ask questions Don't ask about the origin of Lujiu, let alone where these endless good things come from.
"With this good thing, we can eat anything. Brother Xiaolu will take you to eat venison tonight," Wang Chuanfeng said happily, not noticing that Lu Jiu raised his head suddenly, and his black eyes seemed to burn He stared at him like a cluster of small flames, "There is a roasted venison near the brother's community, which is called authentic, but every time I eat nosebleeds, I have to make up for the loss tonight, and two more deer whips ...Aw! Aww!'
Wang Chuanfeng hopped up and down the sky like a rabbit being pricked by a needle, holding his buttocks. The fact is that he was really pricked by a needle, or all the needles pricked his buttocks.
Lu Jiuzuo watched Wang Chuanfeng's ghostly crying and wolf howling, and finished the last meal slowly, then walked back to his booth slowly.
Wang Chuanfeng probably also guessed that it was Lu Jiu who punished him. After thinking about it, he didn't know what he did wrong. Could it be that he proposed to eat the deer whip, and the young man was so thin-skinned that he couldn't listen?Wang Chuanfeng pondered over and over again, but in the end he didn't dare to approach Lu Jiu again.
There was a sudden roar on the long mountain road leading to Fanshan Temple. Accompanied by the loud screams of pedestrians, a white car was seen rushing from the other side of the mountain road. There was no time for anyone to react. .Seeing an elderly couple who couldn't avoid it, passers-by turned pale with astonishment.
Just when everyone thought that a car accident was inevitable, the car suddenly "squeaked" and slammed into the mountain wall hard.
A cloud of cyan mist invisible to the naked eye slowly enveloped the person in the driver's seat.
The car was emitting white smoke, and half of the car on the driver's side was almost embedded in the mountain wall. Some pedestrians called the police and called an ambulance. Most of them thought that the driver was either dead or injured.Unexpectedly, after a while, the co-pilot's door was pushed open, and a young man in a light-colored coat rolled out of the car.
Lu Jiu, along with other nearby vendors and passers-by, looked around the car pretending to be curious, but when the young man covered his forehead and raised his head, showing a familiar face, Lu Jiu almost shouted: "Second brother!"
Lu Jiu's eyes were so excited that the man immediately caught his eyes among the crowd of onlookers. However, before they had any communication, two black off-road vehicles came from behind, and several black people got out of the car. The clothed man protected the young man while isolating the onlookers.
When the onlookers saw this posture, they knew that this young man was an unusual person. Fortunately, the car did not hurt anyone, and it did not arouse any anger.Not long after the traffic policeman came over, he signaled to the man in black that he could take the young man away. Lu Jiu couldn't help but followed two steps. The young man seemed to have a feeling and looked back at Lu Jiu. After all, he felt that he was inexplicable and shook his head. Get into one of the black cars.
Lu Jiu lowered his head sadly, Lang Er reincarnated for a long time and didn't remember who he was, and he was the only one who recognized the second brother.
The car was starting, and Lu Jiu's mind suddenly flashed. He felt that something was wrong when he saw the car out of control a few minutes ago, and then a series of changes were too fast. The surprise of seeing Lang Er broke his mind again. Confused, he just remembered something at this moment, and stood in front of the black car in a flash.
The driver of the car was taken aback, couldn't help but swear, opened the car door and yelled at Lu Jiu aggressively: "What are you doing!"
The men in black got out of the car one after another, and everyone put their hands on their waists. Lu Jiu didn't understand that it was a posture of preparing to draw a gun.Of course, even if he understands, he is not afraid.
"Wolf Two" also got out of the car, and looked at Lu Jiu with a slight frown.
Lu Jiu's eyes are really good-looking, black and round, clear and bright, with an innocence that doesn't know the world, ordinary people have a good impression of them at the first sight. "Wolf Two" waved at the bodyguards, looked at Lu Jiu and asked as gently as possible: "What's the matter with you? Why stop us?"
Lu Jiu pursed his lips, he couldn't see through the fate of "Wolf [-]", although this proved that the person in front of him was indeed his second brother, but he couldn't see what was done to "Wolf [-]", It seems like a curse but not a curse.
Lu Jiu didn't know what to say, she frowned and opened and closed her mouth a few times, and finally she could only say: "I... I am a fortune teller, you can find me if you need it."
The young man's eyes widened slightly in surprise, and he couldn't help but smile a little. Is this a sales pitch to himself?He nodded and sat back in the car, this time Lu Jiu couldn't stop him from leaving, and retreated to the side, with a dull, sad and worried face on his face.
Wang Chuanfeng came over and looked at Lu Jiu with concern: "Xiao Lu, are you okay?"
Lu Jiu shook her head, unable to arouse her interest in talking.
"That man seems to have a lot of background," Wang Chuanfeng said with a tusk, "It's okay to drive the car like a tank, but the traffic police just let him go, hey, Xiao Lu, what did you just tell him? "
Lu Jiu listlessly said nothing.
When the car lost control, Lu Jiu reversed the direction of the front of the car, and cast a protective spiritual force on the driver's seat to protect the person. At that time, he didn't know that the person in the car was Lang Er, and it all came from his instinct to protect people.Now that ray of spiritual power is still attached to Lang Er's body, but he doesn't want to take it back.
Lu Jiu couldn't be more clear about the consequences of interfering in the fate of mortals, but he could smell the traces of other Taoist practitioners from Lang Er. Can't help cracking it.
Lu Jiu was very anxious.
Lu Jiu has been obedient since he was a child, grew up peacefully, and practiced peacefully. He is familiar with various Taoist theories and abides by the rules of Taoism. Saving up money to find a master, originally with his Daoist method, it is possible to search for people from house to house, but Lu Jiu strictly abides by the Taoist order and never enters ordinary people's houses without permission.
Today was the first time he changed the fate of a mortal, not only protecting the lives of the old couple by the roadside, but also saving the second wolf.
Lu Jiu had seen the old couple. The two of them were supposed to die today but they didn’t die. Someone wanted Lang Er to stain his hands with blood, but now Lu Jiu was at a loss, he didn’t know how to help Lang Er.
Lu Jiu was thinking hard, and Wang Chuanfeng came over again: "Xiaolu, Xiaolu! I went to find out, do you know who was the man who drove the car just now? That's from the Qin family!"
Lu Jiu looked over suspiciously.
"Hey, I forgot, you don't know anything," Wang Chuanfeng patted his thigh and sat down on the small stool next to Lu Jiu, "Do you know the surname of Huaxia now?" Wang Chuanfeng pointed his thumb up, " Qin! That person is said to be Qin San's close friend, and he came to Fanshan Temple to invite Master Fanhui, but the master has gone to Tianzhu to give lectures, and he said that he will not come back for more than half a month."
The reason why Fanshan Temple is famous is that Fan Hui, the abbot of this temple, is known as the number one eminent monk in the world. Lu Jiu doesn't know what kind of skills he has, but Lu Jiu has been familiar with the name of this master since he set up a stall at the foot of the mountain for a long time.
Fanhui needs to be invited... Lu Jiu was thinking, does Lang Er know that he has been tricked?
Lu Jiudao: "Mirroring technique."
Wang Chuanfeng's face twitched and he pondered for a while. He thought it was a magic trick similar to blinding eyes. He didn't know that the so-called mirror image was an endless copying technique that would last forever. If he knew it, he would die on the spot In the past, it was all light. With such a technique, what kind of street stall is there? I have already punched Grandpa Bill and kicked Uncle Ma to become the father of the deer, okay?
Wang Chuanfeng whispered: "If you don't worry, you can use my resident card to get it."
Lu Jiu shook his head: "If you get it, it will be your karma. Even if you don't spend all of it to me, you will still suffer the five evils."
"What a mess!" Wang Chuanfeng stared.
"Then you don't have other relatives and friends who can help you get it?"
Lu Jiu sighed, not to mention that he only knew Ding Sa, besides Wang Chuanfeng.
Lu Jiu wanted to return her lottery tickets, and went out with Wang Chuanfeng: "Forget it, I'll save it up slowly."
Wang Chuanfeng was trembling with distress, he gritted his teeth and wondered what kind of cheating he was, a bastard who didn't make money if he had money, 800 million was dangling in front of his eyes!
Lu Jiu seemed to hear his voice, and turned her head to persuade him sincerely: "Your original destiny is very good, live a stable life, have a wife and children, don't waste everything."
Only then did Wang Chuanfeng become happy.
Sure enough, Lu Jiu no longer cared about the lottery ticket, and routinely told fortune-tellers during the day, and cut fruit with her mobile phone at night.
After ten days of this, Ding Sa finally appeared listlessly.
"What's wrong with you?" Lu Jiu looked at him, "Why did you lose [-]% of your cultivation?"
"Dao lord," Ding Sa cried, "Dao lord doesn't know something. Xuanyuan Zhou, the head of the sixth department of the underworld, has rebelled and made the people of the underworld miserable. But it really disappeared, woo..."
Seeing that Ding Sa was crying miserably, Lu Jiu handed over a piece of jade bodhi. Ding Sa rushed over to swallow it like a vicious dog seeing braised pork. Confused for Daojun... Hey, Daojun has a mobile phone?"
Ding Sa approached Lu Jiu flatteringly, and watched the screen with him. Lu Jiu paddled happily, laughing along with the background sound of the game from time to time. Ding Sa really didn’t understand this old fairy. It's Linghui, Lord Lu Jiudao seems to be able to entertain himself by eating and playing. He used to worry about how to find Qinglong Shenjun every day, but today only mobile games are left in his eyes.
Sure enough, Internet addicts can't afford to hurt them.
Wang Chuanfeng has been working with Lu Jiu every day recently, which has led to a gradual increase in the quality of his food. Although Lu Jiu has a mobile phone, he can't order takeaway by himself. He will eat whatever Wang Chuanfeng buys, and then pay half of the price.
This day, the two gathered around Wang Chuanfeng's small table to eat spicy hot pot.
Wang Chuanfeng ate until his lips were hot and red and tears were about to flow down. Looking at Lu Jiu, he was still fair-skinned and clear-eyed, as if nothing happened. He was curious and jealous: "Xiaolu, hiss... aren't you hot?"
Lu Jiu raised her head to see Wang Chuanfeng's miserable face, turned her back and pawed for a while, then turned around and handed Wang Chuanfeng a small transparent bead like a glass bomb, but the bead's color was rare and crystal clear: "Have a while , it will not be uncomfortable."
Wang Chuanfeng took it curiously, and the moment his thumb and forefinger touched the beads, he felt cold all over his body, which made people shiver under the warm sun in early October.
"This... what is this?"
"The mermen's eyes are tempered with ice essence, which can detoxify the world's heat. Spicy is heat. You won't be so hot after a while."
Wang Chuanfeng was very pleasantly surprised: "There is such a good thing! Xiaolu, you are really a god, and I, Wang Chuanfeng, are really lucky to be friends with you!" Wang Chuanfeng has believed in Lu Jiu's supernatural powers for a long time these days, and his biggest advantage is that he doesn't ask questions Don't ask about the origin of Lujiu, let alone where these endless good things come from.
"With this good thing, we can eat anything. Brother Xiaolu will take you to eat venison tonight," Wang Chuanfeng said happily, not noticing that Lu Jiu raised his head suddenly, and his black eyes seemed to burn He stared at him like a cluster of small flames, "There is a roasted venison near the brother's community, which is called authentic, but every time I eat nosebleeds, I have to make up for the loss tonight, and two more deer whips ...Aw! Aww!'
Wang Chuanfeng hopped up and down the sky like a rabbit being pricked by a needle, holding his buttocks. The fact is that he was really pricked by a needle, or all the needles pricked his buttocks.
Lu Jiuzuo watched Wang Chuanfeng's ghostly crying and wolf howling, and finished the last meal slowly, then walked back to his booth slowly.
Wang Chuanfeng probably also guessed that it was Lu Jiu who punished him. After thinking about it, he didn't know what he did wrong. Could it be that he proposed to eat the deer whip, and the young man was so thin-skinned that he couldn't listen?Wang Chuanfeng pondered over and over again, but in the end he didn't dare to approach Lu Jiu again.
There was a sudden roar on the long mountain road leading to Fanshan Temple. Accompanied by the loud screams of pedestrians, a white car was seen rushing from the other side of the mountain road. There was no time for anyone to react. .Seeing an elderly couple who couldn't avoid it, passers-by turned pale with astonishment.
Just when everyone thought that a car accident was inevitable, the car suddenly "squeaked" and slammed into the mountain wall hard.
A cloud of cyan mist invisible to the naked eye slowly enveloped the person in the driver's seat.
The car was emitting white smoke, and half of the car on the driver's side was almost embedded in the mountain wall. Some pedestrians called the police and called an ambulance. Most of them thought that the driver was either dead or injured.Unexpectedly, after a while, the co-pilot's door was pushed open, and a young man in a light-colored coat rolled out of the car.
Lu Jiu, along with other nearby vendors and passers-by, looked around the car pretending to be curious, but when the young man covered his forehead and raised his head, showing a familiar face, Lu Jiu almost shouted: "Second brother!"
Lu Jiu's eyes were so excited that the man immediately caught his eyes among the crowd of onlookers. However, before they had any communication, two black off-road vehicles came from behind, and several black people got out of the car. The clothed man protected the young man while isolating the onlookers.
When the onlookers saw this posture, they knew that this young man was an unusual person. Fortunately, the car did not hurt anyone, and it did not arouse any anger.Not long after the traffic policeman came over, he signaled to the man in black that he could take the young man away. Lu Jiu couldn't help but followed two steps. The young man seemed to have a feeling and looked back at Lu Jiu. After all, he felt that he was inexplicable and shook his head. Get into one of the black cars.
Lu Jiu lowered his head sadly, Lang Er reincarnated for a long time and didn't remember who he was, and he was the only one who recognized the second brother.
The car was starting, and Lu Jiu's mind suddenly flashed. He felt that something was wrong when he saw the car out of control a few minutes ago, and then a series of changes were too fast. The surprise of seeing Lang Er broke his mind again. Confused, he just remembered something at this moment, and stood in front of the black car in a flash.
The driver of the car was taken aback, couldn't help but swear, opened the car door and yelled at Lu Jiu aggressively: "What are you doing!"
The men in black got out of the car one after another, and everyone put their hands on their waists. Lu Jiu didn't understand that it was a posture of preparing to draw a gun.Of course, even if he understands, he is not afraid.
"Wolf Two" also got out of the car, and looked at Lu Jiu with a slight frown.
Lu Jiu's eyes are really good-looking, black and round, clear and bright, with an innocence that doesn't know the world, ordinary people have a good impression of them at the first sight. "Wolf Two" waved at the bodyguards, looked at Lu Jiu and asked as gently as possible: "What's the matter with you? Why stop us?"
Lu Jiu pursed his lips, he couldn't see through the fate of "Wolf [-]", although this proved that the person in front of him was indeed his second brother, but he couldn't see what was done to "Wolf [-]", It seems like a curse but not a curse.
Lu Jiu didn't know what to say, she frowned and opened and closed her mouth a few times, and finally she could only say: "I... I am a fortune teller, you can find me if you need it."
The young man's eyes widened slightly in surprise, and he couldn't help but smile a little. Is this a sales pitch to himself?He nodded and sat back in the car, this time Lu Jiu couldn't stop him from leaving, and retreated to the side, with a dull, sad and worried face on his face.
Wang Chuanfeng came over and looked at Lu Jiu with concern: "Xiao Lu, are you okay?"
Lu Jiu shook her head, unable to arouse her interest in talking.
"That man seems to have a lot of background," Wang Chuanfeng said with a tusk, "It's okay to drive the car like a tank, but the traffic police just let him go, hey, Xiao Lu, what did you just tell him? "
Lu Jiu listlessly said nothing.
When the car lost control, Lu Jiu reversed the direction of the front of the car, and cast a protective spiritual force on the driver's seat to protect the person. At that time, he didn't know that the person in the car was Lang Er, and it all came from his instinct to protect people.Now that ray of spiritual power is still attached to Lang Er's body, but he doesn't want to take it back.
Lu Jiu couldn't be more clear about the consequences of interfering in the fate of mortals, but he could smell the traces of other Taoist practitioners from Lang Er. Can't help cracking it.
Lu Jiu was very anxious.
Lu Jiu has been obedient since he was a child, grew up peacefully, and practiced peacefully. He is familiar with various Taoist theories and abides by the rules of Taoism. Saving up money to find a master, originally with his Daoist method, it is possible to search for people from house to house, but Lu Jiu strictly abides by the Taoist order and never enters ordinary people's houses without permission.
Today was the first time he changed the fate of a mortal, not only protecting the lives of the old couple by the roadside, but also saving the second wolf.
Lu Jiu had seen the old couple. The two of them were supposed to die today but they didn’t die. Someone wanted Lang Er to stain his hands with blood, but now Lu Jiu was at a loss, he didn’t know how to help Lang Er.
Lu Jiu was thinking hard, and Wang Chuanfeng came over again: "Xiaolu, Xiaolu! I went to find out, do you know who was the man who drove the car just now? That's from the Qin family!"
Lu Jiu looked over suspiciously.
"Hey, I forgot, you don't know anything," Wang Chuanfeng patted his thigh and sat down on the small stool next to Lu Jiu, "Do you know the surname of Huaxia now?" Wang Chuanfeng pointed his thumb up, " Qin! That person is said to be Qin San's close friend, and he came to Fanshan Temple to invite Master Fanhui, but the master has gone to Tianzhu to give lectures, and he said that he will not come back for more than half a month."
The reason why Fanshan Temple is famous is that Fan Hui, the abbot of this temple, is known as the number one eminent monk in the world. Lu Jiu doesn't know what kind of skills he has, but Lu Jiu has been familiar with the name of this master since he set up a stall at the foot of the mountain for a long time.
Fanhui needs to be invited... Lu Jiu was thinking, does Lang Er know that he has been tricked?
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