Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

"My surname is Qin, Qin Yue." Qin Yue replied in a daze. He never thought that Lu Jiu had a fellow villager, and this fellow looks like this. Originally, he thought that Lu Jiu's hometown was an extraterrestrial illusion in Penglai Immortal Mansion to grow Lu Jiu. It seems that it is not that Lu Jiu's hometown Feng Shui is good enough for a person of Zhongling Yuxiu, but that Lu Jiu strives for it himself.

The fat man walked into Qin Yue with a shy smile: "My name is Li Changgeng, it's fine for Young Master Qin to call me Little Lizi or Little Gengzi!"

Qin Yue looked at the fat man's outstretched fleshy hand, and shook it politely.

Lu Jiu was very happy to meet an old man in his hometown: "How do you know I'm here? Why did you come to find me on purpose? Also, why do you look like Tianpeng... like that so-and-so ?”

"Little Taoist Lord," Taibai Jinxing burst into tears again, "It's really uncomfortable here, you don't know... well, it's convenient to talk here?" Taibai Jinxing glanced at Qin Yue, motioning for the deer Nine Can some words be said in front of mortals?

Qin Yue couldn't help being very dissatisfied, it's okay for this fellow to be so fat, and he hesitated to speak against someone, but seeing Lu Jiu looking at him hesitantly, Qin Yue still walked a little further away knowingly, just a pair of His eyes were still staring in this direction, and his ears were pricked up to capture sensitive information at any time.

Taibai Jinxing said in a low voice: "Little Taoist Lord, the Heavenly Emperor feels that the Taoist Lord is about to wake up, and ordered me to come down to the earth to find him. The Azure Dragon God Lord Dayi died, and the Azure Dragon Temple is full of heroes. The Heavenly Emperor is grateful for the Xiaodao Lord. Xiaodao Lord is the only heir of the temple. Please pay attention to the Xiaodao Lord." Returning to the Heavenly Court, apart from the seat on the Lingxiao Palace, you will be selected by the Daoist for the post of Immortal!"

Lu Jiu waved his hand: "I haven't experienced the catastrophe, and I'm still a demon, so I can't be ranked in the immortal class. You thanked the emperor for his kindness on my behalf. Now that I have found my master, I won't go to heaven."

Taibai Jinxing was in a hurry: "Although Xiaodaojun has not experienced the catastrophe, he still has the green dragon inner alchemy, which is the body of a demigod. In the three realms, there is only Xiaodaojun, a demigod. The Heavenly Emperor has said that if Xiaodaojun returns, he will exhaust the three realms." The treasures of heaven, material and earth are for Xiaodao Lord to become a god as soon as possible, inherit the mantle of Qinglong God Lord, and enjoy the incense of the three worlds."

Lu Jiu was not interested: "Don't talk too much, I won't go back, but you, why did you become like this before?"

Taibai Jinxing is a little old man with a fluttering white beard in folklore, but the real him is also a handsome and suave young man in the heaven. How did he make himself look like Zhu Wuneng now?

Speaking of this trouble, Taibai Jinxing had tears in his eyes again: "Of course you don't know that Mr. Xiaodao is born with a spirit body, but now the turbidity of the three realms is getting worse, immortals have no mana after entering the mortal world, and the food in this mortal world is waste oil It’s clenbuterol and genetically modified, and I’m not like Daojun’s spiritual body and inner alchemy to digest. I can’t fucking digest it! If I don’t eat and I’m hungry, this world is simply the hell of our fairy family. !"

Lu Jiu was very sympathetic when he heard this: "Then you should go back quickly. If you are not easy to deal with, I will personally write to the Emperor of Heaven, and he will not blame you."

Taibai Jinxing was crying out of breath: "Woooooo...I want to go back too, but there is too much turbidity in my physical body, and it's too heavy to fly up!"

Lu Jiu was a little at a loss, he turned out a handkerchief and handed it over: "Don't cry now, since this physical body is too heavy, you might as well abandon the physical body and go back with the soul!"

"That's what I thought too. When I find the little Daoist, I'll just find a way to die. The soul will just go back. The Heavenly Emperor said, if I can't find the little Daoist, I don't have to go back, woo woo woo... ..”

Lu Jiu nodded, but still said: "I will not go back to heaven now, my master is a mortal with a limited lifespan, I have to guard him, if my master dies one day, I can go up for a while before he is reincarnated Come on, pass my words on to the Heavenly Emperor, hurry back!"

Taibai Jinxing stomped his feet and flicked his sleeves, and the lumps of flesh all over his body swayed blindly: "No, no, since the little Daoist wants to wait until the gods die in this life, then I will wait with the Taoist, the left and right are just the heavens Three or two months of work."

Lu Jiu said pityingly: "But you are not satisfied with the climate here..."

"Don't worry about me, Mr. Xiaodao," Taibai Jinxing said, sniffling his nose. "It's nothing more than a little fatter. If you have more fat, you can resist freezing. By the way, Mr. Xiaodao is with the Qinglong Shenjun now? Then, is it possible that the young master of Qin is the Shenjun?" family?"

"En," Lu Jiu nodded, "My master Qin Zhao, do you recognize him?"

"Of course I recognize it. Although there is no emperor in China now, the Qin family is also a serious ruler. The first time I saw Shenjun on TV, I recognized him. At first, I wanted to follow Shenjun. I can find Lord Xiaodao, but Qin Zhao is heavily guarded, so I just want to follow far away,” Taibai Jinxing sighed, “Later, I was busy making a living, and I have been busy for four years. One breath!"

As the diplomat of the Emperor of Heaven, Taibai Jinxing has always had a good tongue. Back then, he could even coax the Monkey King to be Bi Mawen, but now he can't coax Lu Jiu to go back to the heaven with him. Jiu is pure and simple, but he is quite stubborn. Taibai Jinxing understands him, and he stops thinking about lobbying all the time, and simply waits for Qinglong to die with him. Since Lu Jiu said what he said, he will definitely fulfill his promise.

It's noon now, Lu Jiu didn't feel anything yet, but Taibai Jinxing's stomach was "gurgling", he covered his stomach in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Don't be surprised by Xiaodao Lord, I have a bigger appetite now, hehe , Hehe, Xiaodaojun is now with Shenjun, and the food must be very good..."

Lu Jiu agreed: "Well, the food in the mortal world is really delicious. Since you are also hungry, then go and eat, I am leaving too."

Taibai Jinxing was stunned: "Mr. Xiaodao...won't you treat me to a meal? Besides... besides, I have to follow you..."

Lu Jiu was a little embarrassed: "It's okay to invite you to dinner, but I'm afraid it's inappropriate to follow me. My master's house is not very spacious now. It is said that his father and elder brother are coming back soon. I thought it would be inconvenient to take you in again. When I save enough money to build a bigger palace, I will invite you to live in it."

Taibai Jinxing said indifferently: "It doesn't matter if the place is small, I can live in it if you give me a bathroom, why don't Lord Xiaodao take me to meet God, maybe God Lord doesn't mind giving me a place to live? Anyway, I can't leave Lord Xiaodao It's too far away, besides, I have no magic power now, you can't leave me alone, Mr. Xiaodao!"

Lu Jiu thought about it distressedly, and beckoned to Qin Yue who was in the distance. Qin Yue ran over in a hurry, but looked at Taibai Jinxing with unfriendly eyes: "Lu Lu, shall we go? Three Uncle is still waiting for us to have dinner together."

Lu Jiu nodded: "You can go, it's just Taibai... Li Changgeng asked me to treat him to dinner, I think

take him with you. "

Taibai Jinxing and Qin Yue twitched the corners of their mouths at the same time, one slandered the little Daoist for being so upright, and the other was dissatisfied with the fat man for being so thick-skinned.

The place to eat is not far from Qinglong Group. When Lu Jiu, Qin Yue and Taibai Jinxing arrived, Qin Zhao and Qin Lang were already waiting in the box.

As usual, Lu Jiu rushed over to let Qin Zhao pat his head. Qin Lang couldn't help being stunned when he saw Taibai Jinxing, and asked Qin Yue: "Xiao Yue, who is this?"

Taibai Jinxing smiled like a flower, with a fat face where the eyes and nose could hardly be seen, he stretched out his hand to Qin Lang, and said very familiarly: "Hello, hello, I am Li Changgeng, a fellow of Lujiu .”

Qin Zhao couldn't help being surprised, seeing Lu Jiu nodded, Qin Zhao got up and stretched out his hand to Li Changgeng actively, at this time Qin Lang was quietly rubbing his hands on his trouser legs, seeing this, he couldn't help but think that brothers should be in trouble together, rubbing together when oily Bar.

Li Changgeng tightly grasped Qin Zhao's hand with two fat hands and shook Qin Zhao's body so that he couldn't help standing still: "I have admired the name of the third master Qin for a long time, it's a great honor to meet you!"

"It's a pleasure to meet you." Qin Zhao kept smiling. Since he is a fellow of Lujiu, he should respect him a little bit, although this fellow is... not so much.

Several people sat down, Qin Zhao personally poured tea for Li Changgeng, Li Changgeng was overwhelmed by flattery, and desperately nodded his thanks to Qin Zhao, Qin Yue only felt that the oil on his fat face would be dripped off, Qin Yue was disgusted by his own imagination No, eyebrows and nose are wrinkled into a ball.

"Where is Mr. Li's high school?" Qin Zhao tried his best to find a topic.

"I'm writing an online novel now. I don't know if the third master has read "Those Things About Chang'e and the Emperor's Canopy"? This novel is written by me. Now it has more than 3 collections. It is loved by readers and barely mixed up. A full meal."

Qin Zhao looked at Qin Lang, Qin Lang shook his head and expressed helplessness: "Ah, it turns out that Mr. Li is a writer, which is very good."

"To be precise, I'm an internet celebrity writer," Li Changgeng said modestly, "I'm good at writing biographies of non-fictional characters, like the third master, who saves the world and makes up for the sky with great success... Uh, a person like the third master He is my favorite character to write about, when will you be free and I will interview you?"

Qin Zhao really couldn't hold back his face anymore, he picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip in a disguised way, then cast a look at Qin Lang, gesturing him to drink it.

Qin Lang sighed secretly, and reluctantly answered: "Mr. Li and Xiaolu are fellow villagers, and they should have taken care of Xiaolu a lot in the past. My third brother and I..."

"That's really not true." Taibai Jinxing didn't dare to take the credit, "Xiao... Lu's elders are very caring for him, and they take care of him personally. I just hugged him a few times when he was young. "

Qin Zhao's eyes became softer, and his impression of Li Changgeng improved a lot. Just at this moment, the waiter came to serve the food. Lujiu and Li Changgeng were the ones who could eat, so only the bowls and chopsticks were heard during the dinner. Wrong sound.