Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!
Chapter 27 He's a Big Star
Feng Jiaan was squatting beside Lu Jiu at this time, pestering Lu Jiu to show him his face: "Master, can you help me see how long I can be popular?"
When Lu Jiu heard the words "help me see", she reflexively pulled out a piece of white silk from her sleeve. Feng Jiaan took it in doubt and looked at it. It was unbelievable. The first line of the white silk was impressively written: Estimate 200 Yuan.
Not to mention Feng Jia'an, even the onlookers were stunned when they heard about the master and apprentice, Master Lu calculated that it only cost two hundred yuan once?
Qin Yue hated iron and steel and jumped: "Lulu can't accept him so cheaply, he is a big star and has plenty of money! No matter what, he has to add two zeros!"
Lu Jiu opened his mouth wide "ah", as if he didn't expect it to be like this, he looked at Feng Jia'an with burning eyes, full of expectation.
Feng Jiaan was stunned for a while before he went around to collect money. These days, everyone didn't carry much cash with them. Feng Jiaan even dug out the cash from his manager and assistant, and managed to scrape together 2 yuan and handed it to Lu Jiu.
Lu Jiu took the money, looked at Feng Jia'an approvingly, then turned to Qin Yue and asked, "What does red mean?"
Qin Yue saw Feng Jiaan's expression as if he had swallowed a ball, and tried his best to hold back a smile: "It's just that he wants to ask about his future, whether it's going well or not."
Suddenly, Lu Jiu told Feng Jiaan: "You have a very good future, you will gain both fame and fortune, and Qin Yue is your nobleman."
Qin Yue laughed loudly: "I heard you, Xiao Anzi, I am your nobleman! From now on, you have to listen to my young master's words, and tell you to go east and not west, your future is tied to my young master, haha ..."
Feng Jiaan was dumbfounded, is this okay?Not a master?Such a sentence that everyone can say cost him 2 yuan?
"Then...then I still want to ask," Feng Jiaan was not reconciled, and continued to ask, "Then my family is okay?"
Lu Jiu pursed her lips before she had time to speak, Qin Yue stretched out her hand again: "One question is [-]!"
Feng Jiaan took a deep breath, and roared back: "I don't have any cash, I will send you WeChat soon!"
Lu Jiu silently handed over her mobile phone.
Feng Jiaan: "..."
After Lu Jiu received the WeChat transfer, she nodded with satisfaction: "Your family recently had a baby boy."
Nani?Feng Jiaan has to suspect that this is a charlatan, right?He is a liar with a sincere face that even Master Qin and Master Yiwen can fool him, right?Feng Jiaan doesn't even have a girlfriend in his 46s this year, and his mother is [-]. Where did his family get the joy of having a baby? !
"Master..." Feng Jiaan's mouth twitched, and he asked unwillingly, "Are you sure?"
"If you want to know whether it's a man or a woman, it's fine." Lu Jiu blinked her eyes, as if she was saying that I'll tell you if I give you another [-]!
Feng Jiaan resigned to his fate and turned another [-] yuan: "I don't want to know if it's a boy or a girl, but I want to know if it's a sibling or a child?"
"Siblings."
Feng Jia'an went to the side to call his mother, Lu Jiu's eyes sparkled and looked at Tian Mengmeng and the director: "Do you want to tell your fortune?"
Qin Yue laughed loudly, and gave his Lu Lu a thumbs up.
Tian Mengmeng moved into the crew that day, and the crew arranged a big suite for Tian Mengmeng in a nearby hotel, which had three bedrooms and one living room. Upon hearing that the master and apprentice insisted on staying in the living room at night.
The night was safe and sound.
Tian Mengmeng got up very early the next day. As an actress, she was very strict with her body. She had to jog for half an hour every morning. As soon as she went out, she woke up when she smelled it.
The three of them were jogging along the wide road in the film and television city together. At this time, it was just dawn and there were no people on the road. The three actresses were all injured at night, and generally sneaking around at night, so the three of them were actually not at all. How worried.
A meow came from a distance, Tian Mengmeng stopped suddenly, her face turned pale: "My amulet is getting hot."
Tian Mengmeng took out her two talismans in a panic, touched a handful of the amulets, and felt faintly hot. Tian Mengmeng was so anxious that she wanted to throw the amulets out, but was stopped by Yiwen.
"Don't worry, let me meet it for a while!" Wen took out the gossip mirror and mahogany sword that he carried with him, and Ni Chuhe also took out the cinnabar red thread and Sanqingling. Set up a simple defensive array.
The air seemed to be stagnant for a while, and a sharper meow came from a distance. Tian Mengmeng was so frightened that she cried, "Let's contact Master Lu!"
"Don't panic!" Yiwen looked at the compass intently, and the pointer did not move at all, "It hasn't come yet, don't worry, Miss Tian, it's up to me. I thought it was a powerful thing before. Sneaky, even the ghosts of the underworld will avoid three points here, and the ancestral mahogany sword is an evil nemesis, and Lu Tianshi's talisman is so precious, don't waste it unless it is a critical moment."
In fact, I was a bit selfish when I heard about it. The appearance of Lu Jiu compared their Celestial Masters Association to a disheartened face. Now that I found out that this thing doesn't seem to be very powerful, I decided to take it down privately, so that Lu Jiu can take a look at them. With his ability, he will be able to speak with confidence in the future.
Upon hearing that the master and apprentice had waited for a long time, the compass still did not move at all, and a layer of mist gradually filled the surrounding area, Tian Mengmeng's amulet became hotter and hotter, and finally burned, Tian Mengmeng threw out the amulet Ni Chuhe stretched out his hand to pick it up when he was close, but Ni Chuhe was enveloped by a burst of blue light in a short while, and then he found that he couldn't move his whole body, and the body-fixing amulet hit Ni Chuhe!
"Hey!" Hearing this, he shouted loudly, "Where is the evil thing, it's moving as fast as a law!"
"Meow!" A shrill cat cry was in front of my ears, and the dark figure rushed towards Tian Mengmeng like lightning. Tian Mengmeng screamed and fell to the ground. Standing in front of Tian Mengmeng, the pitch-black figure stopped and rushed backwards.
It's a big black cat.
The black cat screamed again, its body grew suddenly, and it grew to the size of a calf in an instant, the cat's claws whizzed towards Yiwen, and knocked Yiwen to the ground in an instant.
As soon as he heard it, he rolled on the ground and raised his hand to throw the gossip mirror. The black cat swung the gossip mirror to an unknown corner with just a slight wave.
The big cat turned around and rushed towards Tian Mengmeng, leaped up upon hearing it, took off the amulet that trapped Ni Chuhe with lightning speed, and hit the black cat. not moving.
This series of changes took only a short one or two minutes, and the three of them were terrified, gasping for breath when they heard it, shaking their heads again and again: "I'm sorry! This monster is so powerful. It's the first time in my life. See you..."
Tian Mengmeng pursed her lips, thinking that it would be over if I threw out the amulet earlier, but anyway, after smelling it, I tried my best to save her. After all, it is hard to say harsh words, Tian Mengmeng took out her mobile phone and wanted to contact her. Lu Jiu, but found that there is no signal here.
Strange, why is there no signal on Pingtu Avenue here?The three of them walked a few steps, and found that they were trapped in the mist, and they seemed unable to get out.
"It must be the monster cat!" Ni Chuhe said.
"Then what should we do now?" Tian Mengmeng was so frightened that she was about to cry again.
"Don't panic! Both talismans have been used, Master Lu will definitely come soon." Yi Wen said.
Lu Jiu did know that the two talismans were used, but because they brought Qin Zhao, Qin Yue and Qin Lang, they were on their way.
It was more than an hour when Lu Jiu and his group finally broke through the maze and rescued the three trapped people.
Lu Jiu and the black cat looked at each other, and the black cat was lying on the ground, trembling because of the coercion of the sky demon.
Qin Yue wondered: "You were beaten to shame by this kitten, and you are still trapped here and unable to get out?"
Hearing this, the old man blushed: "This cat demon is really powerful..."
"It's not a demon yet," Lu Jiu said calmly, "It hasn't transformed yet, it's just a cat spirit."
Qin Yue was puzzled: "Is there any difference between a spirit and a demon?"
"Open up wisdom to become a spirit, and transform into a demon. Although this cat has spiritual wisdom and cultivated mana, it still cannot transform into a human form." Lu Jiu squatted down in front of the cat spirit, and asked, "Cultivation is not easy now, Since you have the opportunity to become a spirit, why don't you practice hard to transform yourself, instead of hurting people in the mortal world?"
The black cat meowed and meowed as if it was about to speak, Lu Jiu pinched a seal, and then punched the cat's forehead, the big cat actually opened its mouth, speaking in human language!
"My master's name is Gan Yan, who is the character they want to play, but my master is a first-class good woman in this world. Although she lives in prostitution, she still has a heart of ice and snow. She has been kind and generous to others all her life. They treat me even better, but they molded her into a vanity-loving, flashy and slutty woman. I can't tolerate tarnishing my master's reputation! If I hadn't been taken care of by my master back then, I wouldn't be where I am today. People Even if I know how to repay my kindness, if I don't seek justice for my master, I will be worse than a human being!" Da Mao said indignantly.
Qin Yue said unwillingly: "You are a cat, you are not as good as a human..."
The black cat sneered: "You human beings claim to be the masters of all spirits, and you look down on beasts, ghosts, and demons, but you just relied on the favor of heaven and earth to open up your spiritual wisdom early on. In fact, human beings are the weakest. If it weren't for Dao Your Majesty is here, how can you be presumptuous!"
"Hey, hey," Qin Yue also sneered back, "Just now you kept complaining about your master's injustice, but now you are saying that we are not human beings, you forgot that your master is also human!"
When Ni Chuhe was bullied by Qinyue, he hated Qinyue's sharp teeth. Now that he saw Qinyue bullying the black cat, he couldn't help but feel at ease: "Don't talk to it, this kind of monster has already harmed people and must be eliminated. quick!"
The black cat ignored Ni Chuhe, and only looked at Lu Jiu with a pair of dark eyes: "I know that I have committed a crime, and I dare not ask for forgiveness from the Taoist Lord. I know that the Lord's magic is powerful, can you let me take a last look at the master, I just want to know that she is now reborn Where, are you doing well, if you get rid of this obsession, I will let the Taoist dispose of it." The black cat made a deep bow to Lu Jiu with its two front paws.
Lu Jiu stared at the black cat: "She has been reincarnated, she doesn't recognize you, and she is no longer your master. For the sake of her reputation in the previous life, you are willing to violate the law of heaven and abandon hundreds of years of cultivation. Why do you do this?"
"One day is my master, and she will always be my master. Even if she doesn't remember me, I can remember her. After I become a spirit, I want to find her day and night. However, my mana is limited and I can't do it. Dao Jun, please help me, I just ask for one last look at her!"
When Lu Jiu heard the words "help me see", she reflexively pulled out a piece of white silk from her sleeve. Feng Jiaan took it in doubt and looked at it. It was unbelievable. The first line of the white silk was impressively written: Estimate 200 Yuan.
Not to mention Feng Jia'an, even the onlookers were stunned when they heard about the master and apprentice, Master Lu calculated that it only cost two hundred yuan once?
Qin Yue hated iron and steel and jumped: "Lulu can't accept him so cheaply, he is a big star and has plenty of money! No matter what, he has to add two zeros!"
Lu Jiu opened his mouth wide "ah", as if he didn't expect it to be like this, he looked at Feng Jia'an with burning eyes, full of expectation.
Feng Jiaan was stunned for a while before he went around to collect money. These days, everyone didn't carry much cash with them. Feng Jiaan even dug out the cash from his manager and assistant, and managed to scrape together 2 yuan and handed it to Lu Jiu.
Lu Jiu took the money, looked at Feng Jia'an approvingly, then turned to Qin Yue and asked, "What does red mean?"
Qin Yue saw Feng Jiaan's expression as if he had swallowed a ball, and tried his best to hold back a smile: "It's just that he wants to ask about his future, whether it's going well or not."
Suddenly, Lu Jiu told Feng Jiaan: "You have a very good future, you will gain both fame and fortune, and Qin Yue is your nobleman."
Qin Yue laughed loudly: "I heard you, Xiao Anzi, I am your nobleman! From now on, you have to listen to my young master's words, and tell you to go east and not west, your future is tied to my young master, haha ..."
Feng Jiaan was dumbfounded, is this okay?Not a master?Such a sentence that everyone can say cost him 2 yuan?
"Then...then I still want to ask," Feng Jiaan was not reconciled, and continued to ask, "Then my family is okay?"
Lu Jiu pursed her lips before she had time to speak, Qin Yue stretched out her hand again: "One question is [-]!"
Feng Jiaan took a deep breath, and roared back: "I don't have any cash, I will send you WeChat soon!"
Lu Jiu silently handed over her mobile phone.
Feng Jiaan: "..."
After Lu Jiu received the WeChat transfer, she nodded with satisfaction: "Your family recently had a baby boy."
Nani?Feng Jiaan has to suspect that this is a charlatan, right?He is a liar with a sincere face that even Master Qin and Master Yiwen can fool him, right?Feng Jiaan doesn't even have a girlfriend in his 46s this year, and his mother is [-]. Where did his family get the joy of having a baby? !
"Master..." Feng Jiaan's mouth twitched, and he asked unwillingly, "Are you sure?"
"If you want to know whether it's a man or a woman, it's fine." Lu Jiu blinked her eyes, as if she was saying that I'll tell you if I give you another [-]!
Feng Jiaan resigned to his fate and turned another [-] yuan: "I don't want to know if it's a boy or a girl, but I want to know if it's a sibling or a child?"
"Siblings."
Feng Jia'an went to the side to call his mother, Lu Jiu's eyes sparkled and looked at Tian Mengmeng and the director: "Do you want to tell your fortune?"
Qin Yue laughed loudly, and gave his Lu Lu a thumbs up.
Tian Mengmeng moved into the crew that day, and the crew arranged a big suite for Tian Mengmeng in a nearby hotel, which had three bedrooms and one living room. Upon hearing that the master and apprentice insisted on staying in the living room at night.
The night was safe and sound.
Tian Mengmeng got up very early the next day. As an actress, she was very strict with her body. She had to jog for half an hour every morning. As soon as she went out, she woke up when she smelled it.
The three of them were jogging along the wide road in the film and television city together. At this time, it was just dawn and there were no people on the road. The three actresses were all injured at night, and generally sneaking around at night, so the three of them were actually not at all. How worried.
A meow came from a distance, Tian Mengmeng stopped suddenly, her face turned pale: "My amulet is getting hot."
Tian Mengmeng took out her two talismans in a panic, touched a handful of the amulets, and felt faintly hot. Tian Mengmeng was so anxious that she wanted to throw the amulets out, but was stopped by Yiwen.
"Don't worry, let me meet it for a while!" Wen took out the gossip mirror and mahogany sword that he carried with him, and Ni Chuhe also took out the cinnabar red thread and Sanqingling. Set up a simple defensive array.
The air seemed to be stagnant for a while, and a sharper meow came from a distance. Tian Mengmeng was so frightened that she cried, "Let's contact Master Lu!"
"Don't panic!" Yiwen looked at the compass intently, and the pointer did not move at all, "It hasn't come yet, don't worry, Miss Tian, it's up to me. I thought it was a powerful thing before. Sneaky, even the ghosts of the underworld will avoid three points here, and the ancestral mahogany sword is an evil nemesis, and Lu Tianshi's talisman is so precious, don't waste it unless it is a critical moment."
In fact, I was a bit selfish when I heard about it. The appearance of Lu Jiu compared their Celestial Masters Association to a disheartened face. Now that I found out that this thing doesn't seem to be very powerful, I decided to take it down privately, so that Lu Jiu can take a look at them. With his ability, he will be able to speak with confidence in the future.
Upon hearing that the master and apprentice had waited for a long time, the compass still did not move at all, and a layer of mist gradually filled the surrounding area, Tian Mengmeng's amulet became hotter and hotter, and finally burned, Tian Mengmeng threw out the amulet Ni Chuhe stretched out his hand to pick it up when he was close, but Ni Chuhe was enveloped by a burst of blue light in a short while, and then he found that he couldn't move his whole body, and the body-fixing amulet hit Ni Chuhe!
"Hey!" Hearing this, he shouted loudly, "Where is the evil thing, it's moving as fast as a law!"
"Meow!" A shrill cat cry was in front of my ears, and the dark figure rushed towards Tian Mengmeng like lightning. Tian Mengmeng screamed and fell to the ground. Standing in front of Tian Mengmeng, the pitch-black figure stopped and rushed backwards.
It's a big black cat.
The black cat screamed again, its body grew suddenly, and it grew to the size of a calf in an instant, the cat's claws whizzed towards Yiwen, and knocked Yiwen to the ground in an instant.
As soon as he heard it, he rolled on the ground and raised his hand to throw the gossip mirror. The black cat swung the gossip mirror to an unknown corner with just a slight wave.
The big cat turned around and rushed towards Tian Mengmeng, leaped up upon hearing it, took off the amulet that trapped Ni Chuhe with lightning speed, and hit the black cat. not moving.
This series of changes took only a short one or two minutes, and the three of them were terrified, gasping for breath when they heard it, shaking their heads again and again: "I'm sorry! This monster is so powerful. It's the first time in my life. See you..."
Tian Mengmeng pursed her lips, thinking that it would be over if I threw out the amulet earlier, but anyway, after smelling it, I tried my best to save her. After all, it is hard to say harsh words, Tian Mengmeng took out her mobile phone and wanted to contact her. Lu Jiu, but found that there is no signal here.
Strange, why is there no signal on Pingtu Avenue here?The three of them walked a few steps, and found that they were trapped in the mist, and they seemed unable to get out.
"It must be the monster cat!" Ni Chuhe said.
"Then what should we do now?" Tian Mengmeng was so frightened that she was about to cry again.
"Don't panic! Both talismans have been used, Master Lu will definitely come soon." Yi Wen said.
Lu Jiu did know that the two talismans were used, but because they brought Qin Zhao, Qin Yue and Qin Lang, they were on their way.
It was more than an hour when Lu Jiu and his group finally broke through the maze and rescued the three trapped people.
Lu Jiu and the black cat looked at each other, and the black cat was lying on the ground, trembling because of the coercion of the sky demon.
Qin Yue wondered: "You were beaten to shame by this kitten, and you are still trapped here and unable to get out?"
Hearing this, the old man blushed: "This cat demon is really powerful..."
"It's not a demon yet," Lu Jiu said calmly, "It hasn't transformed yet, it's just a cat spirit."
Qin Yue was puzzled: "Is there any difference between a spirit and a demon?"
"Open up wisdom to become a spirit, and transform into a demon. Although this cat has spiritual wisdom and cultivated mana, it still cannot transform into a human form." Lu Jiu squatted down in front of the cat spirit, and asked, "Cultivation is not easy now, Since you have the opportunity to become a spirit, why don't you practice hard to transform yourself, instead of hurting people in the mortal world?"
The black cat meowed and meowed as if it was about to speak, Lu Jiu pinched a seal, and then punched the cat's forehead, the big cat actually opened its mouth, speaking in human language!
"My master's name is Gan Yan, who is the character they want to play, but my master is a first-class good woman in this world. Although she lives in prostitution, she still has a heart of ice and snow. She has been kind and generous to others all her life. They treat me even better, but they molded her into a vanity-loving, flashy and slutty woman. I can't tolerate tarnishing my master's reputation! If I hadn't been taken care of by my master back then, I wouldn't be where I am today. People Even if I know how to repay my kindness, if I don't seek justice for my master, I will be worse than a human being!" Da Mao said indignantly.
Qin Yue said unwillingly: "You are a cat, you are not as good as a human..."
The black cat sneered: "You human beings claim to be the masters of all spirits, and you look down on beasts, ghosts, and demons, but you just relied on the favor of heaven and earth to open up your spiritual wisdom early on. In fact, human beings are the weakest. If it weren't for Dao Your Majesty is here, how can you be presumptuous!"
"Hey, hey," Qin Yue also sneered back, "Just now you kept complaining about your master's injustice, but now you are saying that we are not human beings, you forgot that your master is also human!"
When Ni Chuhe was bullied by Qinyue, he hated Qinyue's sharp teeth. Now that he saw Qinyue bullying the black cat, he couldn't help but feel at ease: "Don't talk to it, this kind of monster has already harmed people and must be eliminated. quick!"
The black cat ignored Ni Chuhe, and only looked at Lu Jiu with a pair of dark eyes: "I know that I have committed a crime, and I dare not ask for forgiveness from the Taoist Lord. I know that the Lord's magic is powerful, can you let me take a last look at the master, I just want to know that she is now reborn Where, are you doing well, if you get rid of this obsession, I will let the Taoist dispose of it." The black cat made a deep bow to Lu Jiu with its two front paws.
Lu Jiu stared at the black cat: "She has been reincarnated, she doesn't recognize you, and she is no longer your master. For the sake of her reputation in the previous life, you are willing to violate the law of heaven and abandon hundreds of years of cultivation. Why do you do this?"
"One day is my master, and she will always be my master. Even if she doesn't remember me, I can remember her. After I become a spirit, I want to find her day and night. However, my mana is limited and I can't do it. Dao Jun, please help me, I just ask for one last look at her!"
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