Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!
Chapter 20 I'm Actually Big
The starving Kui had long since lost his previous spirit, and he was prostrate on the ground, but unfortunately, he had a big mouth and a big belly, and he lay on the huge ball and pushed himself up.
"Excellent... I don't know Taishan with my eyes, please hold your hands high and spare my life..." The starved Kui begged for mercy weakly.
"Tell me, when did you escape? What's the situation in Hades now?"
Lu Jiuliu starved to death from Kui until now, just to ask questions from it.
Lu Jiu has summoned Ding Sa several times since she took in one charm, two chisels and the veteran soul, but Ding Sa did not show up, which made Lu Jiu conclude that the changes in Hades may be more serious than what Ding Sa said before. many.
"An expert should know that I, the Sixth Chief of the Underworld, rebelled and opened the gate of hell, but I didn't come out at that time. I only came out for thirteen days. I ran out with the Sixth Chief on the day he fled... ..."
"What? Xuanyuan Zhou fled?" No wonder Ding Sao didn't show up, he must have gone to arrest Xuanyuan Zhou.
"No, the King of Hades is not in the entire underworld. No one is an opponent of the sixth chief, and you also know that the sixth chief is the most powerful Shura in the entire underworld. Anyone who picks it up can beat a brat like me... ..."
"That's right, you starving ghosts suffer the most from fighting. You don't have a piece of flesh on your body, and you can't help but beat yourself up." Lu Jiu said sincerely.
The corners of Hungry Kui's huge mouth twitched.
"I don't know about the rest. I'm just a little ghost. You also know that we starving ghosts have the most difficult life in the underworld. We are so hungry that we can't sleep every day. Now that we have come to the world, we actually want to eat and eat. meal......"
"Okay, you don't need to talk about it, just wait inside first, and I will send you back to the underworld after I see the ghost messenger." Lu Jiu took out the jade bottle for refining the soul, and took the starving Kui into it.
At this time, the suffering master Han Shuxian had already woken up leisurely, opened her eyes after a "wow", and saw the people in the room full of shock: "Husband, where is this? Who are these people?"
Seeing that his wife had regained her sanity, Meng Qishan was overjoyed, hurried over and took his wife aside and told her what had happened these days in detail.
After Lu Jiu collected the starved Kui, he wanted to go home, but how could those Taoists let him go, they all surrounded him and asked about the Hades.
"Lu Tianshi, what is the situation in the underworld, please tell us in detail."
"If this underworld is in chaos, the people of China must be the ones who will suffer. What can Master Lu do?"
"Master Lu is willing to join my Huaxia Master Association, including food, housing and monthly salary..."
Even Qin Yue was tired of listening to it: "Our Qin family is not short of money, who wants you to cover food and housing!"
"What the benefactor Qin said is not true. Joining the Celestial Masters Association is to slay demons and demons, and benefit the common people..." Hearing this, he said earnestly.
"Wait, what are you talking about beheading?" Lu Jiu suddenly said.
"Slaying demons and eliminating... ah!" Yiwen suddenly let out a scream, it turned out that he bit his own tongue when he said something well, and he opened his mouth wide when he heard it, and gasped for breath, blood was bubbling on the tip of his tongue. I couldn't help shaking all over, I could bite myself like this!
Lu Jiu pouted, and Qin Zhao noticed that Lu Jiu was humming with anger, which was rare.Lu Jiu has always been gentle and soft, and even when he is showing off his supernatural powers, he always looks serious. Now this person who heard the Tao actually made Lu Jiu angry, which is really interesting.
Lu Jiu pulled Qin Zhao's sleeve with a small face: "I want to go home."
Regardless of the efforts of others to stay, Qin Zhao said his farewell lightly, and the group of four left.
It was a wonderful day and night, Qin Yue was very excited, until he returned to Qin's house, he was still dancing, pulling Lu Jiu to ask questions.Qin Lang immediately went upstairs to rest.
Qin Zhao reprimanded unceremoniously: "Hurry up and go upstairs to sleep, and go to class for me tomorrow."
Qin Yue's face instantly turned bitter: "But I will accompany Lulu to set up a stall in Fanshan Temple tomorrow, third uncle, you don't know that we have become a liar today, a lot of people are waiting for us to tell Lulu's fortune, and we advertise I’ve gone out, I’ll wait outside Fanshan Temple tomorrow, I can’t just keep my word!”
Qin Zhao was angry and funny, and poked Qin Yue's forehead with his index finger: "Don't tease Xiao Jiu all day long, and cause trouble for Xiao Jiu! Go to bed quickly! Who wanted to go to film school back then, and told you to go to class? Don't mention your ideals?"
Qin Yue sighed and said, "Third Uncle, you have to be considerate of me. Young people always go astray, but now I have lost my way. I have found my life ideal and career pursuit again. I decided to learn from Lu Lu." Be a celestial master! Lulu, what do you say that a person who learns the Tao lacks, can you crack it?"
Lu Jiu thought about it seriously: "For all things in the world, one drink and one peck, one has something to gain and one has to give up. At the same time, you want to get a glimpse of the secret and avoid cause and effect. This is greed."
"Okay," Qin Yue said unhappily, and suddenly thought of an important question, "Then Lu Lu is so powerful, will there be any five disadvantages and three shortcomings!"
"I won't, I have already left the Three Realms, and I am not subject to cause and effect."
"It's so good, Lu Lu, you're a bit hung up!" Qin Yue wanted to continue asking, but Qin Zhao hit him again: "You are not allowed to use dirty words in front of Xiao Jiu! Hurry up and go to sleep."
Qin Zhao's prestige has been accumulating for a long time, even though Qin Yue is reluctant to part with him, he obediently goes upstairs.
Without Qin Yue's chirping and quacking, the atmosphere in the living room became warmer.
Qin Zhao looked at Lu Jiu: "Are you going to Fanshan Temple tomorrow? I'm so tired today, do you want to take a day off?"
"I'm not tired," Lu Jiu shook her head, and thought for a while, "I'm going, I want to earn money."
Qin Zhao smiled: "How much does Xiao Jiu earn? What do you want to buy with the money?"
"I want to build you a palace." Lu Jiu said.
Qin Zhao was really shocked: "You want to build me a palace?"
Lu Jiu nodded seriously.
"why?"
"It's too small here, especially the bath, I can't even take a bath."
When Lu Jiu transforms into a human body, he uses purification techniques and cleansing techniques to remove dirt. His so-called "bathing" is to wash in his original form. Lu Jiu's original body is closely related to spiritual power. Nine-legged is more than 20 meters high. Although it can change its size by itself, it is undoubtedly the most comfortable and natural to maintain a full body.
Lu Jiu hasn't taken a bath since he woke up, and no one has combed his hair anymore.
Qin Zhao was silent. This is the first time someone disliked that the Qin family was too small and simple, but they couldn't take a bath?Qin Zhao was puzzled: "Why can't you take a bath?" He looked at Lu Jiu, the little guy was clean and refreshed, it didn't look like he had never taken a bath, it was more watery than someone who just took a bath!
Lu Jiu pursed her lips and said in a low voice, "I'm actually very big."
Qin Zhao really didn't want to think in the wrong direction, but what Lu Jiu said...
Qin Zhao can't always ask: "Where is the big one?" Lu Jiu might really let him see where the big one is...
Qin Zhao rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, and stopped his thoughts: "If you think the room here is too small, we have a big house in the suburbs that is much bigger than this one. May I take you there to live?"
Lu Jiu's eyes lit up: "Is there a big bathtub?"
"What size bath do you think is big?" Qin Zhao asked humbly.
Lu Jiu thought for a while, looked at the ceiling of Qin's house, and made a big circle with her hands: "There are two houses like this that are as big and so tall!"
Qin Zhao calculated the volume of the two Qin residences in his mind, and fell silent.
He didn't know why Lu Jiu wanted a swimming pool in a whimsical way, no, no, no, no swimming pool can have tens of meters of water depth, Lu Jiu really wanted a river, but Qin Zhao thought it was not too difficult, he touched it Touching Lu Jiu's head: "Okay, but I need a little time, I must build you a big bathtub where you can take a bath, okay?"
Lu Jiu narrowed her round eyes happily, and rubbed her head on Qin Zhao's shoulder, then suddenly thought of something and sat up straight: "Do you want a lot of money?"
Qin Zhao laughed: "Yes, what should I do if I need a lot of money? How much can Xiao Jiu give?"
Lu Jiu had never spent the money he had saved before, so he pulled out the cash, and it turned out to be tens of thousands. Qin Zhao looked at Lu Jiu's sleeve meaningfully. The clothes Lu Jiu is wearing now are those he lives in Qin's house. Later, Qin Zhao bought it for him. Qin Zhao knew very well that the sleeves of these clothes were definitely not such a thing.
Qin Zhao pretended to be surprised and said, "There are so many, enough to build a big bathtub." He accepted the money bluntly, thought for a while, counted 2000 yuan and stuffed it into Lu Jiu's coat pocket, " Don’t carry too much cash with you, just enough for pocket expenses. What about the card I gave you before, don’t you know how to use it? Let Xiao Yue teach you how to use the card to buy things tomorrow, and I will remind him tomorrow morning.”
"Okay!" Lu Jiu jumped up and down on the sofa with a smile.
Qin Zhao looked at his watch, it was already early morning: "Okay, I'll take you upstairs, have a good rest, and sleep well."
Lu Jiu pouted, he really wanted to stay with Qin Zhao, but Qin Zhao needed to sleep, so Lu Jiu obediently went upstairs.
Qin Zhao pushed Lu Jiu's room away, and as soon as he turned on the lights, he was startled by the dolls in the room: "You bought these at the mall at night?"
After Qin Yue had the dolls brought back, he ordered the servants to arrange them in the room. Lu Jiu cheered and swooped and rolled several times in the pile of dolls.
Lu Jiu waved at Qin Zhao, completely diluting the melancholy of the little parting just now: "Good night, third brother!"
Qin Zhao laughed and shook his head, closed the door for Lu Jiu, went back to his room, and saw the Fire Lingzhu that Qin Lang had brought up earlier was resting on his bedside table, and the Fire Lingzhu was shining with fiery red light It was hot, Qin Zhao's room was as hot as midsummer, but Qin Zhao's heart was soft.
He turned on the air conditioner, and the fire spirit bead was "hissing" white when it was cold, which was really interesting.
Qin Zhao touched the Fire Spirit Bead with his fingers, as if touching Lu Jiu's face that was always full of childishness and dependence, and couldn't help calling softly: "Lu Xiaojiu."
"Excellent... I don't know Taishan with my eyes, please hold your hands high and spare my life..." The starved Kui begged for mercy weakly.
"Tell me, when did you escape? What's the situation in Hades now?"
Lu Jiuliu starved to death from Kui until now, just to ask questions from it.
Lu Jiu has summoned Ding Sa several times since she took in one charm, two chisels and the veteran soul, but Ding Sa did not show up, which made Lu Jiu conclude that the changes in Hades may be more serious than what Ding Sa said before. many.
"An expert should know that I, the Sixth Chief of the Underworld, rebelled and opened the gate of hell, but I didn't come out at that time. I only came out for thirteen days. I ran out with the Sixth Chief on the day he fled... ..."
"What? Xuanyuan Zhou fled?" No wonder Ding Sao didn't show up, he must have gone to arrest Xuanyuan Zhou.
"No, the King of Hades is not in the entire underworld. No one is an opponent of the sixth chief, and you also know that the sixth chief is the most powerful Shura in the entire underworld. Anyone who picks it up can beat a brat like me... ..."
"That's right, you starving ghosts suffer the most from fighting. You don't have a piece of flesh on your body, and you can't help but beat yourself up." Lu Jiu said sincerely.
The corners of Hungry Kui's huge mouth twitched.
"I don't know about the rest. I'm just a little ghost. You also know that we starving ghosts have the most difficult life in the underworld. We are so hungry that we can't sleep every day. Now that we have come to the world, we actually want to eat and eat. meal......"
"Okay, you don't need to talk about it, just wait inside first, and I will send you back to the underworld after I see the ghost messenger." Lu Jiu took out the jade bottle for refining the soul, and took the starving Kui into it.
At this time, the suffering master Han Shuxian had already woken up leisurely, opened her eyes after a "wow", and saw the people in the room full of shock: "Husband, where is this? Who are these people?"
Seeing that his wife had regained her sanity, Meng Qishan was overjoyed, hurried over and took his wife aside and told her what had happened these days in detail.
After Lu Jiu collected the starved Kui, he wanted to go home, but how could those Taoists let him go, they all surrounded him and asked about the Hades.
"Lu Tianshi, what is the situation in the underworld, please tell us in detail."
"If this underworld is in chaos, the people of China must be the ones who will suffer. What can Master Lu do?"
"Master Lu is willing to join my Huaxia Master Association, including food, housing and monthly salary..."
Even Qin Yue was tired of listening to it: "Our Qin family is not short of money, who wants you to cover food and housing!"
"What the benefactor Qin said is not true. Joining the Celestial Masters Association is to slay demons and demons, and benefit the common people..." Hearing this, he said earnestly.
"Wait, what are you talking about beheading?" Lu Jiu suddenly said.
"Slaying demons and eliminating... ah!" Yiwen suddenly let out a scream, it turned out that he bit his own tongue when he said something well, and he opened his mouth wide when he heard it, and gasped for breath, blood was bubbling on the tip of his tongue. I couldn't help shaking all over, I could bite myself like this!
Lu Jiu pouted, and Qin Zhao noticed that Lu Jiu was humming with anger, which was rare.Lu Jiu has always been gentle and soft, and even when he is showing off his supernatural powers, he always looks serious. Now this person who heard the Tao actually made Lu Jiu angry, which is really interesting.
Lu Jiu pulled Qin Zhao's sleeve with a small face: "I want to go home."
Regardless of the efforts of others to stay, Qin Zhao said his farewell lightly, and the group of four left.
It was a wonderful day and night, Qin Yue was very excited, until he returned to Qin's house, he was still dancing, pulling Lu Jiu to ask questions.Qin Lang immediately went upstairs to rest.
Qin Zhao reprimanded unceremoniously: "Hurry up and go upstairs to sleep, and go to class for me tomorrow."
Qin Yue's face instantly turned bitter: "But I will accompany Lulu to set up a stall in Fanshan Temple tomorrow, third uncle, you don't know that we have become a liar today, a lot of people are waiting for us to tell Lulu's fortune, and we advertise I’ve gone out, I’ll wait outside Fanshan Temple tomorrow, I can’t just keep my word!”
Qin Zhao was angry and funny, and poked Qin Yue's forehead with his index finger: "Don't tease Xiao Jiu all day long, and cause trouble for Xiao Jiu! Go to bed quickly! Who wanted to go to film school back then, and told you to go to class? Don't mention your ideals?"
Qin Yue sighed and said, "Third Uncle, you have to be considerate of me. Young people always go astray, but now I have lost my way. I have found my life ideal and career pursuit again. I decided to learn from Lu Lu." Be a celestial master! Lulu, what do you say that a person who learns the Tao lacks, can you crack it?"
Lu Jiu thought about it seriously: "For all things in the world, one drink and one peck, one has something to gain and one has to give up. At the same time, you want to get a glimpse of the secret and avoid cause and effect. This is greed."
"Okay," Qin Yue said unhappily, and suddenly thought of an important question, "Then Lu Lu is so powerful, will there be any five disadvantages and three shortcomings!"
"I won't, I have already left the Three Realms, and I am not subject to cause and effect."
"It's so good, Lu Lu, you're a bit hung up!" Qin Yue wanted to continue asking, but Qin Zhao hit him again: "You are not allowed to use dirty words in front of Xiao Jiu! Hurry up and go to sleep."
Qin Zhao's prestige has been accumulating for a long time, even though Qin Yue is reluctant to part with him, he obediently goes upstairs.
Without Qin Yue's chirping and quacking, the atmosphere in the living room became warmer.
Qin Zhao looked at Lu Jiu: "Are you going to Fanshan Temple tomorrow? I'm so tired today, do you want to take a day off?"
"I'm not tired," Lu Jiu shook her head, and thought for a while, "I'm going, I want to earn money."
Qin Zhao smiled: "How much does Xiao Jiu earn? What do you want to buy with the money?"
"I want to build you a palace." Lu Jiu said.
Qin Zhao was really shocked: "You want to build me a palace?"
Lu Jiu nodded seriously.
"why?"
"It's too small here, especially the bath, I can't even take a bath."
When Lu Jiu transforms into a human body, he uses purification techniques and cleansing techniques to remove dirt. His so-called "bathing" is to wash in his original form. Lu Jiu's original body is closely related to spiritual power. Nine-legged is more than 20 meters high. Although it can change its size by itself, it is undoubtedly the most comfortable and natural to maintain a full body.
Lu Jiu hasn't taken a bath since he woke up, and no one has combed his hair anymore.
Qin Zhao was silent. This is the first time someone disliked that the Qin family was too small and simple, but they couldn't take a bath?Qin Zhao was puzzled: "Why can't you take a bath?" He looked at Lu Jiu, the little guy was clean and refreshed, it didn't look like he had never taken a bath, it was more watery than someone who just took a bath!
Lu Jiu pursed her lips and said in a low voice, "I'm actually very big."
Qin Zhao really didn't want to think in the wrong direction, but what Lu Jiu said...
Qin Zhao can't always ask: "Where is the big one?" Lu Jiu might really let him see where the big one is...
Qin Zhao rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, and stopped his thoughts: "If you think the room here is too small, we have a big house in the suburbs that is much bigger than this one. May I take you there to live?"
Lu Jiu's eyes lit up: "Is there a big bathtub?"
"What size bath do you think is big?" Qin Zhao asked humbly.
Lu Jiu thought for a while, looked at the ceiling of Qin's house, and made a big circle with her hands: "There are two houses like this that are as big and so tall!"
Qin Zhao calculated the volume of the two Qin residences in his mind, and fell silent.
He didn't know why Lu Jiu wanted a swimming pool in a whimsical way, no, no, no, no swimming pool can have tens of meters of water depth, Lu Jiu really wanted a river, but Qin Zhao thought it was not too difficult, he touched it Touching Lu Jiu's head: "Okay, but I need a little time, I must build you a big bathtub where you can take a bath, okay?"
Lu Jiu narrowed her round eyes happily, and rubbed her head on Qin Zhao's shoulder, then suddenly thought of something and sat up straight: "Do you want a lot of money?"
Qin Zhao laughed: "Yes, what should I do if I need a lot of money? How much can Xiao Jiu give?"
Lu Jiu had never spent the money he had saved before, so he pulled out the cash, and it turned out to be tens of thousands. Qin Zhao looked at Lu Jiu's sleeve meaningfully. The clothes Lu Jiu is wearing now are those he lives in Qin's house. Later, Qin Zhao bought it for him. Qin Zhao knew very well that the sleeves of these clothes were definitely not such a thing.
Qin Zhao pretended to be surprised and said, "There are so many, enough to build a big bathtub." He accepted the money bluntly, thought for a while, counted 2000 yuan and stuffed it into Lu Jiu's coat pocket, " Don’t carry too much cash with you, just enough for pocket expenses. What about the card I gave you before, don’t you know how to use it? Let Xiao Yue teach you how to use the card to buy things tomorrow, and I will remind him tomorrow morning.”
"Okay!" Lu Jiu jumped up and down on the sofa with a smile.
Qin Zhao looked at his watch, it was already early morning: "Okay, I'll take you upstairs, have a good rest, and sleep well."
Lu Jiu pouted, he really wanted to stay with Qin Zhao, but Qin Zhao needed to sleep, so Lu Jiu obediently went upstairs.
Qin Zhao pushed Lu Jiu's room away, and as soon as he turned on the lights, he was startled by the dolls in the room: "You bought these at the mall at night?"
After Qin Yue had the dolls brought back, he ordered the servants to arrange them in the room. Lu Jiu cheered and swooped and rolled several times in the pile of dolls.
Lu Jiu waved at Qin Zhao, completely diluting the melancholy of the little parting just now: "Good night, third brother!"
Qin Zhao laughed and shook his head, closed the door for Lu Jiu, went back to his room, and saw the Fire Lingzhu that Qin Lang had brought up earlier was resting on his bedside table, and the Fire Lingzhu was shining with fiery red light It was hot, Qin Zhao's room was as hot as midsummer, but Qin Zhao's heart was soft.
He turned on the air conditioner, and the fire spirit bead was "hissing" white when it was cold, which was really interesting.
Qin Zhao touched the Fire Spirit Bead with his fingers, as if touching Lu Jiu's face that was always full of childishness and dependence, and couldn't help calling softly: "Lu Xiaojiu."
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