Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!
Chapter 2 is really... down to earth
Lu Jiu said honestly: "If a girl marries the Song family, there must be a second marriage."
"Then where is my marriage?"
"The secret has been revealed. If the girl's fate with the Song family ends and her fate is tampered with, I will not be able to detect it in a short period of time. After nine or nine days, the girl can come again."
"Long time?" Miss Yang was puzzled.
"After 81 days."
Miss Yang took a deep breath, she stopped asking, and handed over two hundred-yuan bills, but Lu Jiu gently pushed them back: "I'll do a calculation, and it only takes twenty."
This high-spirited image instantly convinced the girls, and another girl asked: "Then I want to be one of the masters."
Lu Jiu waved his hands pretending to be profound: "The time of You has come, please come back tomorrow."
Watching Lu Jiu tidy up the silk cloth on the ground, Shi Shi left.
This time the girls were unusually silent.
When Ding San came over at night, Lu Jiu was still eating bread. When the old ghost heard that the old demon pushed back the 200 yuan given by the customer, he couldn't help frowning and persuaded: "The Taoist master has a clever plan, this is the blessing of ordinary people. But Tao You don’t have to worry about too much money, just keep up with how much I will give you next time.”
Lu Jiu shook his head: "A gentleman takes money in a proper way. Ordinary people have something to say, and the price is clearly marked. Children and old people are not deceived."
"Hey, Lord Dao doesn't know something. Everything in this world has a price but no market, and there is also a market that is priceless. Dao Lord's spells are unrivaled in this world. There is a market but no price. It's just twenty, cough Cough, it really humiliates the Taoist Lord."
"It's enough to be able to fill your stomach, and you don't need a lot of money."
Ding Sa is almost furious, this old goblin really has no pursuit.
"Didn't the Taoist say that he still needs to look for the Qinglong Shenjun? As everyone knows, in the mortal world, money is omnipotent. If you have money in hand, draw a portrait of the Shenjun, and have someone else take care of the Taoist Lord. Otherwise, the Taoist Lord is alone. Daddy, when can we meet with the Divine Sovereign?"
"Ah!" Lu Jiu was stunned, his eyes glowing brightly, "This statement really touches my heart! It will be priced at [-] another day!"
Ding San couldn't help rolling his eyes. With a swipe of his right hand, he took out a pen and paper, and enthusiastically made a quotation for the various services that Lu Jiu could provide, and solemnly warned Lu Jiu that the customer would accept as much as he paid. How much, the guest asked the price, and then took out this price list.
Ding Sa took Lu Jiu to the largest library in the city: "You can read books here at night, Mr. Dao. His speech today is too elegant. Many ordinary people here can't understand it. You should do as the Romans do."
"I..." Lu Jiu pursed her lips, and said as the Romans did, "I know."
Ding Sao gave Lu Jiu a thumbs up.
When Lu Jiu arrived outside Defanshan Temple the next day, one of the girls from the day before yesterday was already waiting for him.
Lu Jiu took a careful look at the girl. The girl who was wearing heavy makeup yesterday was completely washed off today, as if it was specially for Lu Jiu to see her face clearly.
"Hello, Master." The girl smiled respectfully.
Lu Jiu pursed her lips, and said straight to the point: "Okay, the price has changed today, let's take a look first."
While talking, he didn't know where he took out a piece of white silk and handed it to the girl.The girl's name was Jiang Yuan, she took it in a daze, and looked at the first line of big words on the white silk: Lu Jiudaojun's calculation hall price details.
Jiang Yuan's eyes widened when she saw the first item: Calculate 200 yuan.
It's just that the master whose price has increased tenfold in just one day... really down-to-earth!
Jiang Yuan put down the white silk: "There is no problem with the price, master, I will give you my birth date..."
Lu Jiu waved his hand lightly: "There is no need for horoscopes, the girl has clear eyebrows. I think you want to ask about the health of your family. Your father is seriously ill and has been in pain for many years, right?"
Jiang Yuan's eyes widened in an instant, her little face flushed with excitement, and she nodded again and again: "Yes! Yes! But our family recently found a famous doctor who will perform an operation on my father this afternoon. I think Do you know if this operation can be successful?"
Lu Jiu said bluntly: "There are more bad luck than good luck, and there is a narrow chance of death."
Jiang Yuan's face turned pale with fright: "Great...Master, can you help me? You must have a way, right?"
If the girl's father hadn't had the operation, he would still have seven or eight years to live, but he was hit by a crime, and the operating table was full of metal instruments, which would ruin his life.
Lu Jiu wanted to remind her not to let her father do any more operations, but Jiang Yuan became incredulous in an instant. On the one hand was modern medical skills, and on the other was a young fortune teller whose background was unknown, even though the fortune teller hit her friend The marriage, but who knows if it is a coincidence?
Lu Jiu saw through the girl's mind, sighed, took out a talisman from her sleeve, and handed it over: "Hold it in the palm of your father's hand, so that he can survive this calamity, but he will inevitably suffer some crimes. "
Jiang Yuan was still skeptical, but still took the talisman and paid for the fortune-telling and talisman, a total of 400 yuan.
Lu Jiu took the money, and the four bright red banknotes were really gratifying.He waved his hand happily and put the coins into the Nine Chi clasp, and sat upright waiting for the next customer.
And Jiang Yuan returned to the hospital after leaving the fortune-telling booth. At this moment, her father had changed into a surgical gown, and her mother and several elders were watching with concern.Jiang Yuan hesitated for a moment, walked to his father's bedside and handed over the talisman Lu Jiu had given him: "Dad, this is the peace talisman I asked for from an expert, you can take it into the operating room!"
Father Jiang is a high-level intellectual, and he never believed in these things. He put the talisman on the cabinet next to the hospital bed. Although he knew it was his daughter's good intentions, he was afraid that his daughter would believe in these crooked ways after the operation was successful, so he pretended to be angry. : "You girl, how can you believe these things? Be good, don't be afraid, Doctor Ren said that the success rate of the operation is very high, and Dad will be fine."
Mother Jiang and the elders didn't say anything when they saw this, but said a few words of comfort.
During the conversation, the doctor came to inform the patient that he had entered the operating room.
Jiang Yuan and her family waited outside the operating room for several hours, worried and afraid. Suddenly the door of the operating room was pushed open, and a nurse ran out in a panic, holding a list in her hand, and went straight to Jiang's mother. People around him shouted quickly and urgently: "Jiang Chengxun's family members hurry up and sign!"
The clear five-character "Notice of Critical Illness" on the list made Jiang's mother's legs go limp all of a sudden, and she knelt down on the ground and wailed loudly.
The nurse urged impatiently, and Jiang Yuan finally regained her senses in a daze. She remembered what the master said today. She quickly ran back to the ward, picked up the talisman on the bedside table, and ran back again. She took the nurse's talisman While writing the pen and paper, he said: "I'll sign it, sister nurse, please put this amulet in my father's hand, please!"
The nurse frowned and said sharply, "This kind of feudal superstition..."
"Please," Jiang Yuan returned the pen and paper to the nurse, "If my father really can't be saved, treat it as the last thing my daughter gives him!"
The nurse finally relented and took the talisman inside.
Time passed by every minute and every second, and the days of waiting for the verdict were extremely difficult. Fortunately, this torment did not last long. The lights in the operating room went out, and the attending doctor came out exhausted. He took off the mask, but his face was covered with With a smile: "It's a miracle, such a dangerous situation, cerebral hemorrhage, heart arrest, can survive this way, don't worry, the patient is out of danger now."
Jiang Yuan's tense nerves finally relaxed, and Jiang's mother couldn't stop thanking the doctor. At this time, the nurses pushed Jiang's father out, and the elders surrounded him. Jiang Yuan also helped push the cart to the ward .
The doctor explained some precautions and left. Mother Jiang brought hot water for Father Jiang to wipe his face and hands. Suddenly, she let out a "huh", and Jiang Yuan, who was adding hot water to the basin, asked, "What's the matter?" ,mom?"
"Look," Mother Jiang signaled her daughter to come over, "Why is there a handful of ashes in your father's hand?"
Jiang Yuan was puzzled at first, and then had a flash of inspiration, it was that talisman!
He told the story of how the group went to Fanshan Temple yesterday and met the master, which made the mother who didn't believe in ghosts and gods dumbfounded.
Many believers in Fanshan Temple came to burn incense every day, but fortune-telling became more and more popular as they got older, and more people thought it was a show when they saw Lu Jiu's appearance, so after Jiang Yuan left, no one cared about Lu Jiu.
After sitting bored for a while, he took out a book from his sleeve, which he "borrowed" from the library. Ding Sa heartily recommended "Little Ghost Blowing the Lamp".While reading it, he shook his head and circled the fallacies in the book about ghost Taoism. Mr. Lu Jiudao has a 5000-year cultivation base and has a vivid memory. Since last night, he has read a few scripts, and he can probably understand the way of speaking in this era. Although he didn't understand the meaning of many words, he finally made himself feel dissatisfied.
He was watching with gusto, when suddenly two pairs of leather shoes appeared in front of him, Lu Jiu looked up and saw two people wearing navy blue clothes with brim hats, one of them pointed at him bluntly and asked, "Where are you from?" ? Do you have a license to set up a stall here?"
license?It's another word I don't understand, remember to ask Ding Sao at night.
Lu Jiu didn't know that for him, the person who set up a stall, the person in front of him was the only terrifying existence in the world, and he was the one who was so famous that all street vendors turned pale and ran away when they heard about it.
Their names are Chengguan.
"What about you, stand up! Do you have permission? If not, get out of here!"
The tall chengguan kicked Lu Jiu's stool hard with his feet, while the short one threw the white silk rolls on the ground into Lu Jiu's arms.
Lu Jiu stood up slowly, and looked at the two men in front of her in puzzlement.
"What are you looking at! Can't understand human words? Tell you to go!" The short man shouted, seeing Lu Jiu's dazed look, he couldn't help pushing his hand, and before the hand touched Lu Jiu's collar Hearing the short man cry out in pain: "Ah!"
So in the public, the short man covered himself with one hand and frowned, looking painful.
The onlookers looked at each other in blank dismay, and some even whispered that the city management seemed to be preparing to "enforce the law".
The short man looked at his intact right hand, and the severe burning pain disappeared quickly. He stared at Lu Jiu in disbelief, and his back felt a little chilly.
The young fortune teller was looking at him innocently. If the painful feeling was not so real, he would almost have thought it was his hallucination.Standing far behind the tall one, he never dared to go to Lu Jiu again.
The young fortune teller asked slowly, "What is a license?"
The tall man looked into Lu Jiu's eyes and felt a little trembling in his heart. He turned his head and said to an incense vendor not far from Lu Jiu, "Show him your license."
The peddler took it out and showed it to Lu Jiu. Lu Jiu said "Oh", raised his sleeves, and took out an identical license: "I have this too."
The tall city manager felt relieved inexplicably, took a hasty look at it, didn't even pay attention to the operator's name, and hurriedly said: "If you have a certificate, show it earlier, it's a waste of time." The short man is leaving.
"Wait!" Lu Jiu suddenly stopped the tall man from leaving.
"What are you doing!" the tall man stared.
"Has anyone in your family gone missing recently and are you looking for it?"
The tall man's eyes were as big as copper bells: "How do you know?"
"I can find him."
"Then where is my marriage?"
"The secret has been revealed. If the girl's fate with the Song family ends and her fate is tampered with, I will not be able to detect it in a short period of time. After nine or nine days, the girl can come again."
"Long time?" Miss Yang was puzzled.
"After 81 days."
Miss Yang took a deep breath, she stopped asking, and handed over two hundred-yuan bills, but Lu Jiu gently pushed them back: "I'll do a calculation, and it only takes twenty."
This high-spirited image instantly convinced the girls, and another girl asked: "Then I want to be one of the masters."
Lu Jiu waved his hands pretending to be profound: "The time of You has come, please come back tomorrow."
Watching Lu Jiu tidy up the silk cloth on the ground, Shi Shi left.
This time the girls were unusually silent.
When Ding San came over at night, Lu Jiu was still eating bread. When the old ghost heard that the old demon pushed back the 200 yuan given by the customer, he couldn't help frowning and persuaded: "The Taoist master has a clever plan, this is the blessing of ordinary people. But Tao You don’t have to worry about too much money, just keep up with how much I will give you next time.”
Lu Jiu shook his head: "A gentleman takes money in a proper way. Ordinary people have something to say, and the price is clearly marked. Children and old people are not deceived."
"Hey, Lord Dao doesn't know something. Everything in this world has a price but no market, and there is also a market that is priceless. Dao Lord's spells are unrivaled in this world. There is a market but no price. It's just twenty, cough Cough, it really humiliates the Taoist Lord."
"It's enough to be able to fill your stomach, and you don't need a lot of money."
Ding Sa is almost furious, this old goblin really has no pursuit.
"Didn't the Taoist say that he still needs to look for the Qinglong Shenjun? As everyone knows, in the mortal world, money is omnipotent. If you have money in hand, draw a portrait of the Shenjun, and have someone else take care of the Taoist Lord. Otherwise, the Taoist Lord is alone. Daddy, when can we meet with the Divine Sovereign?"
"Ah!" Lu Jiu was stunned, his eyes glowing brightly, "This statement really touches my heart! It will be priced at [-] another day!"
Ding San couldn't help rolling his eyes. With a swipe of his right hand, he took out a pen and paper, and enthusiastically made a quotation for the various services that Lu Jiu could provide, and solemnly warned Lu Jiu that the customer would accept as much as he paid. How much, the guest asked the price, and then took out this price list.
Ding Sa took Lu Jiu to the largest library in the city: "You can read books here at night, Mr. Dao. His speech today is too elegant. Many ordinary people here can't understand it. You should do as the Romans do."
"I..." Lu Jiu pursed her lips, and said as the Romans did, "I know."
Ding Sao gave Lu Jiu a thumbs up.
When Lu Jiu arrived outside Defanshan Temple the next day, one of the girls from the day before yesterday was already waiting for him.
Lu Jiu took a careful look at the girl. The girl who was wearing heavy makeup yesterday was completely washed off today, as if it was specially for Lu Jiu to see her face clearly.
"Hello, Master." The girl smiled respectfully.
Lu Jiu pursed her lips, and said straight to the point: "Okay, the price has changed today, let's take a look first."
While talking, he didn't know where he took out a piece of white silk and handed it to the girl.The girl's name was Jiang Yuan, she took it in a daze, and looked at the first line of big words on the white silk: Lu Jiudaojun's calculation hall price details.
Jiang Yuan's eyes widened when she saw the first item: Calculate 200 yuan.
It's just that the master whose price has increased tenfold in just one day... really down-to-earth!
Jiang Yuan put down the white silk: "There is no problem with the price, master, I will give you my birth date..."
Lu Jiu waved his hand lightly: "There is no need for horoscopes, the girl has clear eyebrows. I think you want to ask about the health of your family. Your father is seriously ill and has been in pain for many years, right?"
Jiang Yuan's eyes widened in an instant, her little face flushed with excitement, and she nodded again and again: "Yes! Yes! But our family recently found a famous doctor who will perform an operation on my father this afternoon. I think Do you know if this operation can be successful?"
Lu Jiu said bluntly: "There are more bad luck than good luck, and there is a narrow chance of death."
Jiang Yuan's face turned pale with fright: "Great...Master, can you help me? You must have a way, right?"
If the girl's father hadn't had the operation, he would still have seven or eight years to live, but he was hit by a crime, and the operating table was full of metal instruments, which would ruin his life.
Lu Jiu wanted to remind her not to let her father do any more operations, but Jiang Yuan became incredulous in an instant. On the one hand was modern medical skills, and on the other was a young fortune teller whose background was unknown, even though the fortune teller hit her friend The marriage, but who knows if it is a coincidence?
Lu Jiu saw through the girl's mind, sighed, took out a talisman from her sleeve, and handed it over: "Hold it in the palm of your father's hand, so that he can survive this calamity, but he will inevitably suffer some crimes. "
Jiang Yuan was still skeptical, but still took the talisman and paid for the fortune-telling and talisman, a total of 400 yuan.
Lu Jiu took the money, and the four bright red banknotes were really gratifying.He waved his hand happily and put the coins into the Nine Chi clasp, and sat upright waiting for the next customer.
And Jiang Yuan returned to the hospital after leaving the fortune-telling booth. At this moment, her father had changed into a surgical gown, and her mother and several elders were watching with concern.Jiang Yuan hesitated for a moment, walked to his father's bedside and handed over the talisman Lu Jiu had given him: "Dad, this is the peace talisman I asked for from an expert, you can take it into the operating room!"
Father Jiang is a high-level intellectual, and he never believed in these things. He put the talisman on the cabinet next to the hospital bed. Although he knew it was his daughter's good intentions, he was afraid that his daughter would believe in these crooked ways after the operation was successful, so he pretended to be angry. : "You girl, how can you believe these things? Be good, don't be afraid, Doctor Ren said that the success rate of the operation is very high, and Dad will be fine."
Mother Jiang and the elders didn't say anything when they saw this, but said a few words of comfort.
During the conversation, the doctor came to inform the patient that he had entered the operating room.
Jiang Yuan and her family waited outside the operating room for several hours, worried and afraid. Suddenly the door of the operating room was pushed open, and a nurse ran out in a panic, holding a list in her hand, and went straight to Jiang's mother. People around him shouted quickly and urgently: "Jiang Chengxun's family members hurry up and sign!"
The clear five-character "Notice of Critical Illness" on the list made Jiang's mother's legs go limp all of a sudden, and she knelt down on the ground and wailed loudly.
The nurse urged impatiently, and Jiang Yuan finally regained her senses in a daze. She remembered what the master said today. She quickly ran back to the ward, picked up the talisman on the bedside table, and ran back again. She took the nurse's talisman While writing the pen and paper, he said: "I'll sign it, sister nurse, please put this amulet in my father's hand, please!"
The nurse frowned and said sharply, "This kind of feudal superstition..."
"Please," Jiang Yuan returned the pen and paper to the nurse, "If my father really can't be saved, treat it as the last thing my daughter gives him!"
The nurse finally relented and took the talisman inside.
Time passed by every minute and every second, and the days of waiting for the verdict were extremely difficult. Fortunately, this torment did not last long. The lights in the operating room went out, and the attending doctor came out exhausted. He took off the mask, but his face was covered with With a smile: "It's a miracle, such a dangerous situation, cerebral hemorrhage, heart arrest, can survive this way, don't worry, the patient is out of danger now."
Jiang Yuan's tense nerves finally relaxed, and Jiang's mother couldn't stop thanking the doctor. At this time, the nurses pushed Jiang's father out, and the elders surrounded him. Jiang Yuan also helped push the cart to the ward .
The doctor explained some precautions and left. Mother Jiang brought hot water for Father Jiang to wipe his face and hands. Suddenly, she let out a "huh", and Jiang Yuan, who was adding hot water to the basin, asked, "What's the matter?" ,mom?"
"Look," Mother Jiang signaled her daughter to come over, "Why is there a handful of ashes in your father's hand?"
Jiang Yuan was puzzled at first, and then had a flash of inspiration, it was that talisman!
He told the story of how the group went to Fanshan Temple yesterday and met the master, which made the mother who didn't believe in ghosts and gods dumbfounded.
Many believers in Fanshan Temple came to burn incense every day, but fortune-telling became more and more popular as they got older, and more people thought it was a show when they saw Lu Jiu's appearance, so after Jiang Yuan left, no one cared about Lu Jiu.
After sitting bored for a while, he took out a book from his sleeve, which he "borrowed" from the library. Ding Sa heartily recommended "Little Ghost Blowing the Lamp".While reading it, he shook his head and circled the fallacies in the book about ghost Taoism. Mr. Lu Jiudao has a 5000-year cultivation base and has a vivid memory. Since last night, he has read a few scripts, and he can probably understand the way of speaking in this era. Although he didn't understand the meaning of many words, he finally made himself feel dissatisfied.
He was watching with gusto, when suddenly two pairs of leather shoes appeared in front of him, Lu Jiu looked up and saw two people wearing navy blue clothes with brim hats, one of them pointed at him bluntly and asked, "Where are you from?" ? Do you have a license to set up a stall here?"
license?It's another word I don't understand, remember to ask Ding Sao at night.
Lu Jiu didn't know that for him, the person who set up a stall, the person in front of him was the only terrifying existence in the world, and he was the one who was so famous that all street vendors turned pale and ran away when they heard about it.
Their names are Chengguan.
"What about you, stand up! Do you have permission? If not, get out of here!"
The tall chengguan kicked Lu Jiu's stool hard with his feet, while the short one threw the white silk rolls on the ground into Lu Jiu's arms.
Lu Jiu stood up slowly, and looked at the two men in front of her in puzzlement.
"What are you looking at! Can't understand human words? Tell you to go!" The short man shouted, seeing Lu Jiu's dazed look, he couldn't help pushing his hand, and before the hand touched Lu Jiu's collar Hearing the short man cry out in pain: "Ah!"
So in the public, the short man covered himself with one hand and frowned, looking painful.
The onlookers looked at each other in blank dismay, and some even whispered that the city management seemed to be preparing to "enforce the law".
The short man looked at his intact right hand, and the severe burning pain disappeared quickly. He stared at Lu Jiu in disbelief, and his back felt a little chilly.
The young fortune teller was looking at him innocently. If the painful feeling was not so real, he would almost have thought it was his hallucination.Standing far behind the tall one, he never dared to go to Lu Jiu again.
The young fortune teller asked slowly, "What is a license?"
The tall man looked into Lu Jiu's eyes and felt a little trembling in his heart. He turned his head and said to an incense vendor not far from Lu Jiu, "Show him your license."
The peddler took it out and showed it to Lu Jiu. Lu Jiu said "Oh", raised his sleeves, and took out an identical license: "I have this too."
The tall city manager felt relieved inexplicably, took a hasty look at it, didn't even pay attention to the operator's name, and hurriedly said: "If you have a certificate, show it earlier, it's a waste of time." The short man is leaving.
"Wait!" Lu Jiu suddenly stopped the tall man from leaving.
"What are you doing!" the tall man stared.
"Has anyone in your family gone missing recently and are you looking for it?"
The tall man's eyes were as big as copper bells: "How do you know?"
"I can find him."
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