Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

And in the southwest corner, there is a round copper basin. It is said to be a basin, but its diameter is as big as a small tank mouth. Everything in this room looks a little weird.

Old man Zhang twitched his index finger on his lips, led a few people to the copper basin and knelt down, motioning them to put the cash they brought into the copper basin.

The old man Zhang went to the stick again, motioned Guo Ziqiao to turn the stick, he stretched out his hand and flipped the stick, the stick started spinning, and a bamboo stick fell out after a while, Guo Ziqiao picked it up, and just read a line of words, he was completely shocked I was dumbfounded, Guo Ziqiao's birthday was actually written on the bamboo stick, exactly!

Seeing Guo Ziqiao's expression, old man Zhang smiled triumphantly, and asked two other people to come forward and turn the bamboo sticks, and the ones that fell were of course the birthdays of those two people. At that time, they knelt on the futon and kowtowed to the shrine .

Old man Zhang gently pushed Guo Ziqiao, motioning for him to kneel down and repent of his past offenses against ghosts and gods. This is what he told them before coming here. As long as there are miracles after repentance, the gods will come pick them up.

Guo Ziqiao hid his doubts and knelt down. A lottery that fell out randomly was his birthday. ghosting.

The three of them knelt on three futons, and each futon was facing a lime statue. After a while, the lime statue in front of the other two people suddenly lit up, and the miserable white statue actually glowed red. The one in front of Guo Ziqiao has not changed.

Old man Zhang slapped his thigh and said angrily, "Why are you dishonest, kid?"

Guo Ziqiao was taken aback, the old man had already knelt down beside him, kowtowed to the lime statue repeatedly, muttering: "Don't blame the gods, don't blame the gods, this kid is young..."

The middle-aged man and the old woman looked at him dissatisfied, as if Guo Ziqiao had really blasphemed the gods.

Old man Zhang kowtowed several more times before getting up and pulling Guo Ziqiao up, sighing: "Go, you are not sincere, and the gods will not pick you up."

Guo Ziqiao was speechless: "I, I will try again, this time I will repent." He knelt down regardless of the old man Zhang's obstruction, and said silently in his heart, "No matter what kind of fairy you are, Xiaodao Guo Ziqiao, even though you borrowed ghosts and gods before, He has deceived people by his reputation, but now he is the descendant of the famous Sanxiaoguan sect, Xiaodao also knows Taibai Jinxing..."

"boom--"

The lime statue in front of Guo Ziqiao suddenly exploded, and it started to burn. Several people were terrified, when they heard a fierce dog barking from inside the house, and a young man shouted: "Maotou!" Don't bark! Don't go out!"

The four people looked at each other. Old man Zhang took two steps inside and called out tentatively, "Tianshi Mao, are you there? I brought you three people today, are you satisfied?"

Not long after, there was the sound of the door being unscrewed, and then a yellow figure rushed out like a pig, and jumped directly at Guo Ziqiao who was still kneeling there.

Guo Ziqiao took a closer look, and saw an animal that looked like a pig, not a pig, not a dog, but was pulling his arm and barking. Curled up like a pig, with short and thick limbs, the whole body is golden yellow, only the eyes and nose are black.

It pushed and arched against Guo Ziqiao like crazy, followed behind him a young man in jeans and a sweater, and kept shouting in his mouth as he went up to pull it: "Get down! What are you doing? Hey, Maotou!"

The animal named Maotou opened its mouth to bite its owner, but the young man didn't dare to beat his own animal, instead he coaxed in a more gentle tone: "What are you doing?"

Mao Tou just grabbed Guo Ziqiao's arm and didn't let go, Guo Ziqiao was stunned, and asked tentatively: "You want to follow me?" Mao Tou actually nodded vigorously!

The person called "Mao Tianshi" was immediately unhappy, his face darkened, and he turned to face Zhang's hair: "Hurry up and take this person away! You are not allowed to bring anyone to my place again!"

Old man Zhang and the two people next to him were in a hurry. They had believed in the supernatural powers of this celestial master from the moment they drew lots to the time when the lime statue shone. Especially old man Zhang, he actually belonged to a downline. He got a commission of 5000 yuan. With this, he saved a lot of pension money. He was about to be destroyed by Guo Ziqiao. He was so angry that he blushed. Walk.

Guo Ziqiao shouted again and again: "Hey, hey, you all saw it yourself. I didn't recruit it. It relied on me by itself. I said Tianshi, is this your pet? Let me see how it behaves with you. Not kissing at all, but you insist on walking with me?"

Mao Tianshi was in a hurry, but no matter how he coaxed and broke the animal's claws, it just grabbed Guo Ziqiao firmly and would not let go.

The scene was chaotic for a while, Mao Tianshi and old man Zhang pulled Guo Ziqiao angrily, and the other two believers who came to confess stood aside helplessly, but Guo Ziqiao hugged the hairy head even more tightly, and refused to leave no matter what.

At this moment, someone knocked on the door, "knock, knock", Tianshi Mao thought it was a new believer coming, and there was no time to deal with other people in the current situation, so he shouted angrily: "Go back, don't do it today!" Bringing in newcomers!"

"Police! Open the door!"

Now Tianshi Mao couldn't help but not open the door, and when two policemen and Qin Lang and Qin Qiong appeared outside the door, Mao Tou immediately let go of Guo Ziqiao, rushed towards Qin Lang with lightning speed, and jumped on him His legs screamed more frantically than before.

Qin Lang was very surprised. He knelt down and touched Maotou's fur. When he saw this unusual animal, he guessed a little bit in his heart. He stroked the animal's back with one hand and asked softly. :"you know me?"

Maotou nodded desperately, opened his mouth "haha", sticking out his tongue to lick Qin Lang's face.

But the two policemen over there wanted to detain Mao Tianshi on suspicion of using feudal superstition to defraud him. Old man Zhang and the two believers next to him disagreed: "Mao Tianshi has real skills, comrade policeman, he did not lie to us. , look at this lottery..."

Old man Zhang pulled the policeman over, "Turn around, and the lottery you get is your birthday horoscope, so powerful, Tianshi Mao is a real god!" After the repentance, Lime seemed to glow, and Guo Ziqiao's insincerity and angered the gods were all told. A policeman laughed, picked up the bamboo stick that fell, looked at it, and said amusedly, "This is not me. birthday, I don’t look like I’m only 17 years old, do I?”

Old man Zhang was also anxious, he looked at Mao Tianshi eagerly: "You explain to them, explain it well!"

Seeing that he was about to be handcuffed, Mao Tianshi had no choice but to raise his hands to express that he would be honest.

But Qin Lang stopped him and asked the police to take old man Zhang and the others away. Only his own people were left in the room. They each found a futon to sit down, and Qin Lang signaled Mao Tianshi to speak.

It turned out that his name was Mao Song, and he used to be a gangster, collecting protection money on an antique street in a neighboring city. One day, he picked up this little animal. At that time, the little thing was biting a shiny golden thing in its mouth. With sharp eyes, he could tell it was a golden object at a glance, so he ran over to try to snatch it from the animal's mouth.

Of course, he didn’t snatch it, but Mao Song’s mind was active. He realized that the one that can eat gold is definitely not an ordinary animal, so he tentatively put a small piece of real gold and two pieces of gold plating together, and the thing ate the real gold directly. , without smelling the other two pieces of gilt.

Mao Song was overjoyed, he thought about taking this thing to the gold shop, let the salesperson open it to eat while the salesperson was not paying attention, and brought it back after eating and waited for him to pull it out, so he would post it himself!He named the animal Maotou, and he really took him to a nearby small gold shop. He asked the salesperson to take out a lot of gold, and slipped one out for Maotou to eat while no one was paying attention. He ate it, but after taking it back, Mao Song stared at his butt and waited for several days, but Mao Tou never pulled out the gold he ate.

Mao Song was very disappointed, and was about to throw Mao Tou away, but as soon as he thought about it, Mao Tou straightened his forelegs, and arched his paws towards him, like a gesture of goodbye.

"You want me to take you in?" Mao Song asked in disbelief.

Maotou nodded.

He can understand people's words!But this is not uncommon, smarter animals will have a bit of human nature after being raised for a long time.

"Then what's the use of you, you can only eat gold, but you can't pull it," Mao Song said disdainfully.

Maotou shook his head left and right, and saw that there was a magazine on the messy coffee table facing Mao Song, his eyes lit up, and he ran over to take out the magazine, flipping his fleshy front paws up.This action shocked Mao Song even more, this is an animal that knows how to read!

Maotou looked for it for a long time, and suddenly raised his head and barked, Mao Song leaned over to look, and Maotou's paw was pointing at the word "earning".

Immediately following the word "earning" and the word "money", Mao Song suddenly realized: "You mean you can help me make money?"

Maotou nodded.

Mao Song's first thought was that he could sell this thing to a zoo, or even a biological research institute, after all, he had never seen an animal that could read.

However, Mao Tou yelled "Wow" and shook his head desperately at him. Mao Song suddenly realized that Mao Tou might be able to read minds!

Later, Mao Song gradually developed Maotou's skills. In addition to understanding human language, Maotou can read characters, read people's hearts, and even read the birth date. As for Guo Ziqiao and others, everything they saw after they came to this house The scenes are all made of hair.

"Maotou only eats gold, and most of the money I earned was bought for him to eat. Originally, we lived in a neighboring city, but then we thought that there are many rich people in Kyoto, so we came here," Mao Song frowned. Embarrassed, he now regrets his decision to die and come to the capital. Sure enough, the emperor is not easy to mess with, "But the rich people here are not so easy to get close to. I see news that there are always children missing, so I use this as an excuse Get someone to send money, and you all know what happened afterwards."

During Mao Song's explanation, Qin Lang had already sent Maotou's photo to Li Changgeng, and at the moment he was looking down at Li Changgeng's reply message: "Pi Si, the fourth of the nine sons of Qinglong, the original shape It’s Pixiu, you have to bring him back.”

No wonder Maotou went crazy when he saw him.Qin Lang stood up, Qin Qiong and Guo Ziqiao also stood up, Mao Song was still sitting on the futon, waiting for his final judgment.

"Maotou doesn't belong to you, I have to take it away, you have raised him for so long, please accept this kindness."

Qin Lang handed Mao Song a check, Mao Song's eyes lit up, and Qin Lang continued: "But one yard counts for one yard, how many people have you cheated, let your downline hand over the names of people, the money that should be refunded to others You can't lose a single point. Otherwise, the police won't let you go, so I don't care."

Mao Song froze for a moment, but he took the check and looked at the number on it, and then calculated the stolen money that needed to be returned, and he was still satisfied.

Maotou followed Qin Lang's footsteps happily, and suddenly stopped when he reached the door, and looked back at Mao Song who was still squatting there, Mao Song looked at it eagerly, with obvious reluctance in his expression, after all After living together for so long, even though the two sides just take what they need, they still develop feelings.Maotou ran back and rubbed Maosong's leg, but followed Qin Lang without hesitation.

There was a new member in the family's animal army, and this guy was still eating gold and jade, Qin Qiong suddenly felt Alexander.

"Hey, why didn't you ask that Mao Song, how much gold does Mao Tou eat every day?" Qin Qiong asked while starting the off-road vehicle.

"He is not called Maotou, but Pisi. He will take human form in the future. As for gold, Li Changgeng said, the more the better, gold is the source of his spiritual power. If there is enough gold, he will be able to recover soon." Human form." Qin Lang said.

Qin Qiong blinked: "The more the better, how much is that?"

Qin Lang thought for a while: "Probably have to take him to the central treasury!"

Qin Qiong: "..."

Guo Ziqiao was so excited, he sat in the back seat and kept stroking Pisi's smooth and shiny hair: "Eat gold, only eat but not pull, you two masters, I have a bold idea..."

"Your idea is not wrong, he is Pixiu." Qin Lang laughed.

Guo Ziqiao rolled down, knelt on the car carpet, and bowed to Pisi: "Pixiu God, Great Immortal, Great Bodhisattva, Xiaodao kowtows to you!"

Pixiu is a well-known auspicious beast, and hermaphrodite like the phoenix. It has been worshiped by the world since ancient times. It is said that he can bring wealth and good luck. Guo Ziqiao never imagined that the beast enshrined by thousands of emperors would appear alive in front of his eyes. , and let him pluck his hair, he felt that he would not have to wash his hands for the rest of his life.

Qin Qiong turned the steering wheel and asked Guo Ziqiao, "How do you get to the Taoist temple? I'll send you back first."

Only then did Guo Ziqiao realize that it was already early in the morning, and he felt a little reluctant to part with him. He attributed this reluctance to the fact that he saw the Peacock Daming King and the mythical beast Pixiu today. The opportunity made him too excited and excited.

But there is always a banquet in the world, so he still pointed the way to Qin Qiong, and seeing that the Taoist temple was ahead, he untied his seat belt: "You just let me get off here, or you have to turn around when you drive in. trouble."

Qin Qiong was not polite, and parked the car on the side of the road. Guo Ziqiao opened the door and was stunned.

"What's the matter?" Guo Ziqiao didn't get out of the car for a long time, Qin Lang couldn't help looking back at him curiously.

"No, there is no way!" Guo Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the panic in his voice could not be concealed.There was a fog in front of his eyes, he couldn't see his fingers when he stretched out his hand, and he couldn't even see the ground clearly under his feet, as if he was flying through the fog.

Qin Lang also opened the car door on his side, and the scene he saw was the same as Guo Ziqiao.

They have experienced this kind of weird scene not once or twice, but in the past with Lu Jiu, they could always resolve it easily, but now there are two mortals in the car, a little Taoist priest with a half-level level, and one who can't speak human words Pixiu, they looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a while.

Qin Lang looked at the phone, there was no signal on it, he and Guo Ziqiao closed the car door, Qin Qiong who was smoking while parking just now looked up and was also stunned.

The off-road vehicle was completely shrouded in a white mist that could not be seen. There was no light in the front, rear, left, and right, and there was no road. Only the wall lamps in the compartment glowed with a dim yellow light.

"We're trapped." Guo Ziqiao trembled.

Pi Si yelled loudly, but no one could understand what he was talking about, and there were no books like magazines for him to point out.

Several humans looked at Pixiu expectantly, thinking that he could use his spiritual power to open a way, but after Pisi barked twice, he shook his head, indicating that he was helpless.Although he still has a little spiritual power, he can't transform into a human form, and at most he can use some small psychic spells, and there is nothing he can do when he meets a master.

The off-road vehicle was like a small isolated island floating on the boundless sea, and the few of them were trapped on the isolated island.

Qin Lang took out the flaming talisman and wanted to throw it out the car window. Guo Ziqiao quickly stopped him, took out an ordinary fire talisman from his satchel, and threw it out. It came: "Hey, who burned things and threw them on the street? It's so wicked!"

"We are still on the street. If we use the fire talisman, I am afraid that the houses in the vicinity will be burned." Besides, it is the middle of the night and most residents are asleep. If it causes a fire, the consequences will be disastrous.

Guo Ziqiao's fire talisman was only short-lived, and the small flame was quickly extinguished, and the corner illuminated by the fire was soon surrounded by mist, Qin Qiong raked his hair irritably: "Why don't you just close your eyes and drive straight ahead?" ?”

"No, this is not an illusion, what should I do if I close my eyes and hit another car?" Qin Lang vetoed.

The car body suddenly shook slightly, as if something had fallen from the roof, Qin Qiong pulled out the gun from his waist, Qin Lang held a few talismans, Guo Ziqiao held his breath, and even Pisi stopped calling, and looked up at the roof of the car .After a while, a hand slowly stretched out from the top of the inner wall of the car. It was pale, with no joints visible. It penetrated the roof and stretched straight in. It was right above Pisi's head, and several humans stared straight at it. .

That hand slowly moved downwards, and from time to time hooked it in the air, as if looking for something, Guo Ziqiao felt that every hair on his body was going to explode!He could clearly see strands of white breath wrapped around this hand, this is the original appearance of this thing, this is a mist demon!

He quietly fumbled for the talisman in his satchel, and clapped the hand with a "snap". Sure enough, the hand paused in the air, and gradually dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye. At the same time, the thick fog outside the car also disappeared. It faded a bit, and you can faintly see the light from the street lamps. Qin Qiong gave Guo Ziqiao a thumbs up.

However, the few people had no time to breathe a sigh of relief, and saw that the diffused white gas quickly condensed into a ball, and finally returned to the shape of a hand, and groped towards Pi Si's head again, while Guo Ziqiao's fixed body charm was completely wet. Translucent, turning into a crumpled yellow paper.

Guo Ziqiao repeated the same trick, took out a new immobilization talisman, and started a tug-of-war with Guo Ziqiao in the process of dissipating and gathering the hand, so that after you come and go a few times, several people can understand that this monster The target is Pisi, and every time they get together, they only hover above Pisi's forehead. Presumably, Pisi still has a little spiritual energy, and the fog demon treats it as food that can be replenished.

Seeing that Guo Ziqiao's talismans were stretched thin, Qin Qiong opened and closed his mouth and said silently to Qin Lang: What should I do?

They can't run away, and there's nowhere to hit them. They can't just throw Pi Si out to fend for themselves. Qin Lang also has difficulties. Lu Jiu, who specializes in catching monsters, is not here. They are like fish waiting to be slaughtered on the chopping board.

Qin Lang remembered that he still had two Astral Wind Shocking on his body. He didn't know how powerful this thing was, but Qin Lang still understood the truth when the wind blows away the fog. close.

In an instant, a gust of wind swept up, and the dense fog in front of me dissipated. However, the off-road vehicle in the center of the eye of the storm was like a small leaf caught in the vortex, and was swept into the sky by the whirling wind. Three people and a Pixiu are like dumplings thrown into a pot, especially Guo Ziqiao. He took off his seat belt and didn't fasten it when he got out of the car. After falling, the front side was fried and the other side was fried. After the off-road vehicle hit the ground heavily and rolled twice before stopping, Guo Ziqiao was already unconscious.

The movement was like an earthquake, and all the residents in the nearby neighborhood were alarmed. The lights in the originally dark windows were turned on one by one, and many people ran away in a panic, wearing cotton clothes, pulling slippers and holding their children. When they came out, some people shouted while running: "Is there an earthquake? Is there an explosion?"

When this off-road vehicle parked at the entrance of the alley was as quiet as a chicken suddenly shot into the sky like a rocket, the other vehicles passing by thought they were hallucinating until it rolled down like a giant bird in the air. When it fell on the side of the curb, everyone who saw it was still stunned.

Two car doors opened, one on the left and one on the right, and two young men, one of whom was still twenty cents, scrambled out, and then both lay down on the side of the road and vomited.Because it is a downtown area, police cars and ambulances roared in just 3 minutes. The driving recorder of passing vehicles clearly captured the whole incident. A huge tornado rose from the ground and rolled this off-road vehicle into the sky. The scene aroused all the passers-by excited.

People were amazed: "I've heard that people who did bad things were struck by lightning. This is really the first time I've seen a tornado on the main road!"

"The people inside are really lucky. The car rolled up so high and fell down, and no one died!"

"This car is too strong. After all, it is a military car. The quality is so fucking good!"

"Did you see that? It's a colonel. Maybe it's a soldier who was retaliated against for carrying out a mission. The car was bombed. It's like that in movies!"

"There are bombs and there are still people alive? Do you have common sense! This is the wind blowing on the flat ground, which may be a special magnetic field effect."

"Hey, hey, look, there is a dog in the car, and the dog is fine! It's still lying on the window looking! What kind of dog is this..."