Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

Qin Lang was crooked in the booth of the bar, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Qin Zhao followed Lu Jiu to the sea of ​​Jizhou. He was left alone with such a huge company. During the day, he was so busy that he wished to have three, five, seven or eight clones. When he returned to the mansion at night, he could sleep through the night without even wanting to eat. dawn.If it wasn't Fang Jingxing's birthday today, he would not have climbed out of the warm blanket to go clubbing.

"The third child has only been away for a few days, why are you so shriveled?" Qin Qiong just arrived, kicked a few people who were in the way, sat down next to him, opened a bottle of wine and took a few sips. Putting his arm against the drowsy Qin Lang, "Didn't the deer leave you some sound transmission or something... Did you ask where they are?"

Qin Zhao crossed his arms with both hands, and leaned his head on Qin Qiong's shoulder: "I can still get in touch for the first two days, but there has been no signal since this morning, and this fairy's base station is also unstable."

Qin Qiong frowned: "Don't let anything happen again?"

"Probably not," Qin Lang took a cigarette handed over by the person next to him, put it on his fingertips and let it burn without smoking, and used the smell of smoke to refresh himself, "That Shen Luan was said to be stronger than Xiaolu in the past , those talismans carried by your soldiers were all taught by Shen Luan to draw Xiaolu."

"Damn it!" Qin Qiong couldn't be as quiet as a chicken when he mentioned this, "That talisman is so fucking amazing, that talisman that can set fire to a prairie fire, use it together with the wind and shock, and the 32-story unfinished building will be wiped out in a blink of an eye, this thing If it is energy production, what kind of missiles and nuclear weapons are needed! Admiral Lin pushes behind the old man’s ass every day to ask for the formula, and he can’t even kick him away!”

The people under Qin Qiong were on a mission abroad recently, and the enemies were all hiding in an unfinished building. Whether it was a ground attack or a fixed-point blast, it was impossible not to attract the attention of the local government. In the end, they used a few talismans given by Lu Jiu, The fire burst into the sky from the ground floor, and the fire dragon spiraled upwards in a whirlwind, burning the building made of reinforced iron and mud into a pile of ashes in a few minutes, and not even the slightest spark was emitted.

Such a miraculous thing happened in that small country, and it has recently become a tourist attraction. Countless tourists from all over the world come to explore the secret of the coming of "Sky Fire". feel.

Qin Lang came up with an idea: "It's easy to handle. You ask General Lin to wait for the deer to come back, and tow as many trucks as you can in cash. As long as you have enough money, he can sell the deer to him even if he wants meteorites!"

Qin Qiong didn't take it seriously: "This thing can't be bought with money, you really underestimate Xiaolu!"

Qin Lang smiled, and said to his heart, brother, you don’t know. For Lu Xiaojiu, the first important thing is the third brother, and the second important thing is money. The money that went into Lu Jiu’s pocket has never been taken out until now. Even during the period when Qin Yue was banned from pocket money, he added an oil pipe Lujiu to borrow, and gave interest when he finally paid it back.

Fang Jingxing was poured heavily, at this time he stumbled over, tripped and fell on Qin Qiong's body, no matter how rough and fleshy Qin Qiong was, he couldn't hold the weight of the hundred and fifteen pounds on his chest, and immediately It was so painful that it screamed "Aoao".

"Fang Jingxing, fuck me. Your father!"

Fang Jingxing just got up crookedly, when he heard these words, the two elbows loosened and fell down again, and deliberately hit Qin Qiong's ribs with the hardest mandible: "Who are you fucking?"

Qin Qiong kicked him, but he still kept his strength, and only kicked him onto the sofa next to him. Fang Jingxing smiled while rubbing his neck that was almost broken just now: "I advise you to take it easy, your boss Qin recently Seeing the two men get closer, they eat explosives, hey, I didn't say, why did General Qin, who is almost fifty, suddenly become fashionable, and has a pair of rotten eyes to see Renji? What stimulated him?"

Qin Lang smiled and drank without speaking, but Qin Qiong's eyes widened suspiciously: "You don't know?"

"What do I know?" Fang Jingxing looked innocent, and took a toothpick to poke the watermelon in the fruit plate to eat.

"Our San'er and Xiaolu!"

Fang Jingxing bit off the toothpick in his mouth with a "click", he almost thought that there was something wrong with his ears.

Cheng Moyan on the side was still more calm than him: "You mean Qin San and Xiaolu? Damn it! It turns out that he refused to marry Xiaowei because of Xiaolu? What did this kid say to me that he wanted to keep his wife? I'd better feel sorry for him For a while, I said how strange the two of them are, cuddling and cuddling all day long...Fuck me!"

Cheng Moyan wrinkled his face, sometimes shocked, sometimes worried, entangled: "This Lu Jiu and his brother... one is my brother, the other is my nephew... Damn, how do you calculate your seniority after this..."

"Forget it," Qin Qiong couldn't see his wrinkled face like a chrysanthemum, and kicked him again, "The entanglement is whether our Xiaoyue should change his name to 'Aunt San' in the future, right Langer?"

Qin Qiong looked back at Qin Lang, only to find that Qin Lang was staring at a certain direction in the distance, his expression so focused that he didn't even notice his name being called.

Qin Qiong and Cheng Moyan and Fang Jingxing followed his gaze, they were both stunned for a moment, and then the brothers looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

At some point, there was a woman sitting at the bar, wearing a fiery red low-cut long dress, with big chestnut curly hair hanging down one side. When Qin Qiong and Cheng Moyan looked over, she happened to turn her head with her chin propped up, revealing a faint smile. Under the flickering light and shadow of the rotating colorful magic ball lights, the bright and glamorous face of Yiyi is even more amazingly charming.

The woman's eyes are very seductive, she is full of coquettish looks, her long eyelashes are gently opening and closing like a feather fan, which attracts many men at the bar to make a move, and after a while, several people strike up a conversation, but all of them fail And returning, it can be seen that this stunner has a high vision.

"Like it?" Fang Jingxing put his arm on Qin Lang's shoulders, "If you like it, you can!"

Qin Lang frowned tightly, and pushed Fang Jingxing away with his elbow: "I know this woman."

He took out his phone as he spoke.

Fang Jingxing was surprised: "Know? That would be more convenient!"

"You don't know," Qin Lang quickly swiped the phone screen, only to realize that he did not have Wang Chuanfeng's contact information, "She is the girlfriend of a friend of Xiaolu's."

"Tsk," Fang Jingxing curled his lips uninterestedly, "You are so boring, this place is not a mess, even if you have a boyfriend, a girl, come out to hang out, what's the matter, it's too much of a fuss for you to sue Ah, besides, I can watch it, there are many people who strike up a conversation, and the girls don't even care about any of them!"

"What do you know! The last time I saw her, she was not like this!" At that time, Miao Ting was dressed in simple clothes, pure and delicate, and she blushed when she saw them, and she didn't even dare to speak at first. Say more.

"You don't know that, do you? Most of the women who come to clubbing at night are serious, dignified, generous, and pitiful during the day. They are teachers, white-collar civil servants, and when night falls, all the fucking moon prisms can transform... "Fang Jingxing muttered, as if he knew a lot about women... No, Young Master Fang already knew women better.

"Go, find a way to make her stand up and take two steps." Qin Lang pushed Fang Jingxing.

"What did you say?" Fang Jingxing thoroughly suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"She was crippled."

Fang Jingxing took a deep breath, even Qin Qiong and Cheng Moyan looked over suspiciously, Miao Ting's long skirt dragged all the way to her ankles, but the crystal high heels of more than ten centimeters were very conspicuous, which cripple would wear such high heels Shoes out to club at night?

The reason why Qin Lang was so impressed with Miao Ting was not unrelated to her leg disease. The reason why Wang Chuanfeng asked Xiaolu to look at her legs was also because he hoped that Xiaolu would help her look at her legs.

After that dinner, Qin Yue also asked Lu Jiu if Miao Ting's legs could be cured. After all, with Lu Jiu's ability to bring the dead back to life, it is not difficult to think about life and death intermittently.

But Lu Jiu said that Miao Ting had a flaw in her hit, and even if her leg was cured, she would have other disabilities, so Wang Chuanfeng gave up.

When Qin Qiong and the others heard this, their faces were terrified, and Cheng Mo said, "It's not easy to know if she's lame." The stack of banknotes was in the young man's hand.The waiter hesitated for a while, then put the money in his pocket.

Not long after, the waiter passed Miao Ting with a tray, suddenly slipped his foot, and fell to Miao Ting, but the expected scene of the wine glass hitting the woman and splashing her all over her body did not appear, only the lightning flashed. The woman in the Flint Room supported the waiter's fallen shoulder with one hand and supported the tray with the other. The two tall cocktail glasses only swayed slightly in the tray, and stood firmly without spilling any wine.

With the bar as the center, everyone who saw this scene applauded and applauded. Some men who had originally had a strong mind stopped in embarrassment. This girl's extraordinary skill instantly calmed down many people.

The waiter bowed and apologized repeatedly, but the woman just waved her hand indifferently.

"A kindergarten teacher actually has such skills," Qin Qiong rubbed his chin and said playfully, he kicked Cheng Moyan, "Is there any other way?"

"Do we still have to try again?" Cheng Moyan rolled his eyes at Qin Qiong. How could a woman who has been crippled for 20 years have such a hand? The movement looked simple, but a young woman easily supported the body of a big man who was slipping down. , and the sharpness of his eyes and quick hands when holding the tray, he is clearly a practitioner.

"Do these two people look the same, or..." Qin Lang and the other three looked at each other, and a thought came to several people's minds at the same time: the upper body of the ghost.

At this time, the atmosphere in the bar suddenly became lively, and the three of them looked at the source of the sound at the same time, and saw Miao Ting walking into the bar at some time, with the shaker set aside, and she patted the table lightly with her slender hands. The ice cubes in the bowl automatically flew into the shaker.

She held three bottles of wine of different varieties with four fingers. The largest of the three bottles was 700ml, and the smallest was 200ml. They were spinning in the air like a flywheel. The other two bottles fell from the top, and those who were close could even hear the crisp sound of the bottles colliding, and then the three bottles started a new round of flying.

And the other hand of the woman was not idle, she fluently picked a yellow lemon on the operating table, cut it into four equal parts, she held one in her mouth, and squeezed two lemon juices into the shaker with the other hand. In the glass, the last petal was poured with alcohol, lit with a lighter, and the three bottles of wine that happened to be flying fell down again, and she held them one by one with her fingers, and then poured an appropriate amount of wine into the shaker cup, covered the cup, and moved her hands at a constant speed. Shake it, and finally pour the wine slowly into the goblet that has been prepared earlier, and put the dried lemon slices on it.This series of actions flowed smoothly and was indescribably pleasing to the eye. The bar was surrounded by water, and the whistle was almost deafening.

The woman picked out a straw and inserted it, holding her chin with one hand and showing a puzzled expression. Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she snapped her fingers. A bright red flower that was about to drip was instantly caught on her fingertips, and she put the flower branch into the wine glass. , Seeing the clear wine and flowers complement each other, the woman nodded in satisfaction.

A man reached out to touch the wine glass, but the woman put a finger on the palm of his hand. She shook her head slightly, showing a magnificent smile. Under the dizzy eyes of the man, she put the wine glass on the tray. Leaving the bar with his hands in his hands, he swayed towards the seats of Qin Qiong and others.

Apart from Qin Qiong and the others, there were quite a few other friends at the booth. They all watched in astonishment as the woman who had attracted the attention of the whole bar walked up to Fang Jingxing and bent slightly. Being exposed in front of Fang Jingxing without any concealment, instantly aroused gasps from countless people around.

She looked at Fang Jingxing with a smile, and under the envious and jealous eyes of all the men in the bar, the woman leaned closer to Fang Jingxing's ear, parted her red lips, and said in a charming and gentle voice, "It's been a long time, Your Majesty the Emperor."

There was a bang in Fang Jingxing's mind, and there was only one thought at this moment: which concubine the hell came to collect debts?

When it was too late, Qin Lang suddenly took out a talisman from his pocket and threw it at Miao Ting. The woman kept bending over for a moment and couldn't move. Throw something like this if you disagree.

Fang Jingxing was stunned, if it wasn't for the crowd, he would have wanted to applaud Qin Lang.

Qin Lang gave Qin Qiong a wink, Qin Qiong picked up the woman without saying a word, and walked out of the bar with Qin Lang under countless pairs of eyes that were stunned or contemptuous. As for the aftermath, of course it was left to Cheng Moyan up.

"Tell me, who are you?" Qin Qiong threw the woman into the back seat of the off-road vehicle with a "boom", without any sympathy, and sat in the front passenger seat by himself, turning his head and asking.

Qin Lang frowned, the woman's long skirt was lifted up to her thighs, and the sweetheart collar, which was originally wide open, couldn't cover his key parts crookedly because Qin Qiong carried it all the way, so he took off his coat The movement not only gently covered the woman's body, but it made the woman's sparkling eyes soften instantly.

The woman only lifted her eyelids, completely ignoring Qin Qiong, a rough soldier, her bright eyes were only focused on Qin Lang.

Qin Qiong said "Hey": "It's okay if you don't say it, then just settle down. When Xiaolu comes back, there will be ways to make you speak."

The woman finally sneered and said, "I don't care, but Miao Ting's soul is taken away by me. As long as she doesn't come back for 24 hours, her living soul will become a dead soul."

Qin Lang's face changed, Xiaolu told him that the living soul cannot be separated for too long, not to mention that this is Wang Chuanfeng's girlfriend, even an ordinary person cannot let people lose their lives for nothing.

Qin Lang said softly: "Since you know Fang Jingxing, are you also his former concubine?"

The woman was dissatisfied and said: "Who is his concubine? Even if he is the emperor, the fairy in my painting is not something he can afford!"

Fairy in the picture?

Qin Lang and Qin Qiong were inexplicable: "What fairy in the painting? You say you are a fairy?"

Qin Qiong sneered: "Pull it down! If you are a god, how can you be so easily caught by a talisman? Do you think we have never seen a god?"

"I'm a painting spirit!" The woman said angrily, "I'm a painting spirit!"

"Then how do you know Fang Jingxing?" Qin Lang asked.

"The reincarnation of the emperor will always have the purple gold imperial spirit, which is beneficial to the cultivation of the elves." Huaxian replied reluctantly.

"Since you are a painting spirit, you should know that you can't kill people at will. You occupy Miao Ting's body and imprison her soul. It's not good for your practice," Qin Lang persuaded, "while you don't make a big mistake , we let you out, and you send Miao Ting back too."

Huaxian looked at Qin Lang, but the smile on his lips became more and more obvious: "Originally, I just wanted to use her body to come out and play for a while, but I didn't expect that the human world is so interesting today, and I don't want to go back anymore!"

Qin Qiong leisurely took out a flaming talisman and shook it in front of Huaxian, and sure enough, seeing the woman's face changed, Qin Qiong calmly said: "You should return the girl's soul, and we won't follow her." You are embarrassed, otherwise you will know how powerful this talisman is."

Fear flashed across Huaxian's face, she pouted and looked at Qin Lang aggrievedly, she did not have the coquettish attitude that fascinated everyone in the bar before, but like a coquettish little girl: "You first untie my talisman , come talk to me again.”

"That won't work," Qin Qiong rebuffed straight away, "If I let you go and you run away, where are we going to chase you?"

"I'm a majestic painting fairy, if I don't run away, I won't run away!" The painting fairy's pretty face was flushed with anger, this man is not a gentleman and has no demeanor, what a nuisance!

Qin Lang hesitated for a moment: "If you are released, you must let Miao Ting come back?"

Huaxian pouted her red lips and asked rather displeasedly: "What is your relationship with Miao Ting, why do you care about her so much?"

"She was a friend's girlfriend, and I met her once."

"Just meeting her once is so good to her? Don't you have a heart of admiration for her?" Huaxian blinked.

Qin Lang laughed and said: "This is nothing good, besides, friends' wives are not allowed to play, I will not argue with you about this, as long as you promise not to hurt Miao Ting, and you will not harm other people's lives in the future, we can let you go." Although Xian is charming, her words and deeds are quite simple. Qin Lang guessed that she is not an extremely evil person.

Huaxian frowned and thought for a while: "But if I return my body to her, I won't be able to come out to play. I haven't played enough yet!"

Qin Qiong waved the talisman paper in front of Huaxian again.

Hua Xian glared at Qin Qiong fiercely, regretting half to death in his heart, why did he provoke this group of people for no reason, his eyes turned to Qin Lang but softened, if it wasn't like this, he might not be able to meet this person, thinking like this , the smile on his face brightened again.

"Unless you help me find another body, I will send Miao Ting back." Huaxian bargained.

"It doesn't matter if you want anyone's body. Miao Ting's life is life, and other people's lives are also life, and you can't harm any of them!" Qin Qiong said firmly.

"I didn't intend to harm anyone! As long as she comes back once in 24 hours, she won't die!" Huaxian shouted.

"But she has a life of her own. How much trouble will you bring to others if you use other people's bodies indiscriminately and do some inappropriate behavior? What do you think when you see her friends? You are just borrowing this night and you are reluctant to return it. Do you think that as long as you let her come back for a while to keep her alive, you can continue to occupy the magpie's nest with peace of mind? You are you, She is her, you have no right to live on her behalf," Qin Lang's tone was as gentle as ever, but his words were sharp, he slowed down and said persuasively, "Since you are a painting fairy, you should take the road of cultivation, One day transforming into one's own form, isn't it better than stealing someone else's?"

"I just wanted to borrow this night, I'm not that playful," Huaxian pursed her lips, feeling a little wronged, she really only wanted to come out to play for a while, but she changed her mind after seeing Qin Lang.

Qin Lang didn't know the idea of ​​this painting, he hit the iron while it was hot: "Then you can exchange it with her."

"It's okay to change it back, then you have to promise me one condition." Huaxian rolled his eyes, and the eyes were no longer tactful, but rather sly.

Qin Lang didn't take the bait: "You tell me what the conditions are first, and I will agree if I can do it, otherwise..." He glanced at Qin Qiong, "I won't stop my second brother from doing what he wants to do. .”

Huaxian's eyes widened, she didn't understand why the gentleman, caring, gentle and handsome man she liked changed into a fox's face in an instant, but even so, Huaxian who was wearing a filter felt that Qin Lang's appearance was better than Qin Lang's. Qiong's murderous look is much cuter: "After I switch with Miao Ting, I will go with you."

Qin Lang was stunned, but Qin Qiong rolled up his sleeves: "What do you want to do?"

"You just say whether you agree or not?" Huaxian ignored Qin Qiong and just looked at Qin Lang.

Qin Lang thought for a while, and it was safer to bring this painting fairy with him than to let her go outside. After all, he has the ability to protect himself, and he will be even more fearless when the deer comes back. Maybe he will enlighten her and make her a fairy Going is also a merit, so he nodded in agreement.

The two followed Huaxian to Miao Ting's home. It was a three-story self-built building. Miao Ting lived on the first floor. The movement of them entering the house was very small, and Miao Ting's parents were not disturbed. How could the girl's parents have imagined that a disabled daughter would run around in the middle of the night.

The painting fairy opened the closet in the house, took out a scroll from it, and slowly unfolded the scroll with plain hands. On it was a cow grazing with its head down. Behind the cow, a little shepherd boy was holding a piccolo and was following along comfortably Walk forward in bull steps.

Qin Qiong was dumbfounded and pointed at the painting fairy: "Are you the cow in this painting?"

Huaxian rolled his eyes at him: "Do you have eyesight? I am this little shepherd boy!"

Qin Qiong was even more tongue-tied, pointing to the slim woman in front of him, and then to the little shepherd boy with two horns piercing the sky.

Huaxian innocently looked at Miao Ting's figure reflected in the glasses: "This body is a woman, of course I will be a woman. If you let me fuck you, I will be more manly than you as a man!"

Qin Qiong took a big step back and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, you'd better be a quiet painting!"

Qin Lang looked at the painting but didn't express any opinion, just asked: "Where is Miao Ting?"

The painting fairy pouted, dissatisfied with his concern for other women. She hugged the painting scroll and closed her eyes gently. After a while, the woman's body fell limply to the ground.

Qin Qiong and Qin Lang were taken aback, and before they had time to react, they saw the scroll flying lightly and standing in front of Qin Lang, the little shepherd boy on the painting blinked, and a youthful voice sounded: "It's back, you Take me away!"

Qin Lang dazedly stretched out his hand to touch the little shepherd boy's bun, but his fingertips really seemed to feel the dense and plush hair. He couldn't help laughing, and rolled up the scroll.

Qin Qiong had already carried Miao Ting to the bed, sniffed, the girl was in a deep sleep, and signaled to Qin Lang that it was time for the two of them to leave.Qin Lang pulled back the quilt and covered Miao Ting, then turned off the light in the room, and then left quietly with Qin Qiong.